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Date: 12/30/06 02:16 AM

47 Responses to Goalkeeper Goals

  1. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    December 29, 2006 at 9:05 pm
    Link: Goalkeeper Goals - If the strikers aren`t scoring, call on the keeper.
  2. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:22 am
    The keeper really earns his goal in the last clip.
  3. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:50 am
    Ok if that`s not sweet then I don`t know what is. To get it across the entire field and in...awesome.
  4. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:00 am
    Those are some great shots, especially the last one. I wish there were more though.
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:12 am
    Now I`m not belittling the talent or skill these take, but if there was ever a time to say "If you`ve seen one, you`ve seen em all" this would be it.
  6. Profile photo of MiddleGoose
    MiddleGoose Male 18-29
    40 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 4:36 am
    ^ I agree. I had to turn my speakers off too. They probably could`ve looked a little harder for a background track. There were some pretty close shots though.
  7. Profile photo of gillbates
    gillbates Male 18-29
    52 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 5:35 am
    The only thing i didn`t like was the music.
  8. Profile photo of Volaverunt
    Volaverunt Male 13-17
    160 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 6:05 am
    The first one was velelz vs river?
    Btw, HATED THE MUSIC!
  9. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 6:22 am
    i liked the vid.. but I HATED THE MUSIC
  10. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:47 am
    they all had really bad cameramen, they`re supposed to zoom out when the ball goes high, so you can see everything without it being in a blur
  11. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 8:37 am
    If someone can score a goal on you from the other side of the field, you just got OWNED
  12. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:16 am
    >< That music made my ears bleed! That was made by friking catholic latino. The music was low quality christian regueaton and you guy are lucky you didnt tha crap they where saying. Besides the annoying music it was pretty kul goals. If you havent seen it yet and are reading this MUTE THE VIDEO.
  13. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:44 am
    in Portugal we have a goalkeeper and he is good at penalty kicks
  14. Profile photo of Ayvalen
    Ayvalen Female 18-29
    11 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:50 am
    Awesome videos. Crappy music.
  15. Profile photo of Nuke555
    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:09 am
    I`ve seen impressive players in soccer, as I`m from Brazil, but this is incredible. The music made my ears bleed.
  16. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:24 am
    I thought this would be a bit more unusual than the keeper hoofing it up the field. Once you`ve seen one of them, you don`t really need to see the rest. The last one was a bit mental.

    Pity about the crap quality.

  17. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:53 am
    uh okay. arent you NOT supposed to touch the ball with your hands in soccer? kdlfjak! they got mad at me for it in elementary school!
  18. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:59 am
    ok shizzamX, are you dumb or sth? they`re GOALKEEPERS. they use their hands in the box. doh. and yea what`s up with the music.
  19. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 11:34 am
    shizzamx:::::oh dear, thats sad.

    yeah, become a missionary in Bolivia, and thats like the only music youll ever be hearing. and cumbia (icky) Nice goals, very impressive!

  20. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 11:38 am
    lol, shizzamx, you gave me a good hearty laugh. thanks!
  21. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 11:47 am
    Wow... the first ones aren`t that great considering how strong goalkeepers are but the last one is awesome I`ve almost done that before but mised at the end :(
  22. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 11:56 am
    shizzamX,they`re goalkeepers...

    I had to turn off the volume because I was *this* close to punching my computer screen.The last one was cool.

  23. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    Can someone tell me what the song is in English? I think it`s in Spanish, I`m learning Spanish right now but i can`t quite make it out. something like "I can`t... blah blah blah for love" is it?
  24. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    Man, i really hate when pple tipe lk dis so i lk snt undrtanand weht thay ir saaaying. Like Brian61316. And some other people that comment here. Cool video, CRAP music.
  25. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    Great video, awesome music!
  26. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    All the full field shots were pretty much just the opposing goalie being a flaming retard. It doesn`t take that much effort (for a professional goalie) to kick the ball into the opposite net. Not to say it`s easy at all for me, I definitely couldn`t do it, but I mean for a guy whose career is kicking the ball as hard as he can when he gets it. It`s just luck that the opposing goalie got all roostery and runs up to make this huge jump and catch it and misses. The only one that was awesome was the last one, cause that takes some balls, cause if you screw up everyone hates you for being arrogant.
  27. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    The song is about, saying thank you to your lover.
    And, it`s about...stuff.
    And for the goalies, WOOT WOOT!
  28. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:23 pm
    the music sucked ass
  29. Profile photo of michaelteh
    michaelteh Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    the last one is my hero
  30. Profile photo of kaylibeck
    kaylibeck Female 13-17
    45 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    those were great...i love soccer
  31. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 4:22 pm
    The music was crap...if you understood the words its even worse, trust me.
  32. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    what such a retarded keeper at the end even if he did score the keeper should never just think to himself "oh what the hell lets just run the whole pitch"
  33. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    annoying as hell music
  34. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    i actually liked the music. lol. but yea. that video was awesome. those goalies kick butt.
  35. Profile photo of eDgE-hEaD4Li
    eDgE-hEaD4Li Male 13-17
    23 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:59 pm
    in Portugal we have a goalkeeper and he is good at penalty kicks

    how does that relate to anything were talking about

  36. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 11:21 pm
    Sport?
  37. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:34 am
    nice compilation minus the music.
  38. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 1:28 am
    Soccer theme lately, eh? Like people`ve been saying, cool clips, horrid music. BTW, you guys who know the what the words mean: why not post a translation?
  39. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:03 am
    Soccer sucks!
  40. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 11:19 am
    ^
    You people spoil America. No one likes you. Go away.
  41. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    Cool song, I loved it.
  42. Profile photo of meganopoullu
    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    worst than regular regueton (however you write it)
    comes religious regueton
    designed to impulse you to kill yourself
  43. Profile photo of Chalix
    Chalix Female 18-29
    8 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:43 pm
    Warning: The following lyrics suck as much as that fake reggaeton. (Singing about God)

    What would be of me if you hadn`t reached me
    Where would I be today if you hadn`t forgiven me
    I`d have an emptiness in my heart
    I`d wonder without course, without direction
    If it wasn`t for your grace and your love
    It would be like a hurt bird that dies on the floor
    It would be like a deer that asks for water in a dessert
    If it wasn`t for your grace and your love

    -translation would be better if I could stand to listen to it more than twice. Jeez.

  44. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    well that doesn`t rhyme at all...
  45. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 1:23 am
    That is your best post ever B-Hazard. Haha!
  46. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    ha cool
  47. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 23, 2007 at 5:57 am
    again, that was pretty cool, although im thinking of remaking the video with better music.

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