Goalkeeper Goals

Submitted by: Bennyd 10 years ago Sports
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If the strikers aren"t scoring, call on the keeper.
There are 47 comments:
Male 591
again, that was pretty cool, although im thinking of remaking the video with better music.
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Female 1,572
ha cool
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Male 222
That is your best post ever B-Hazard. Haha!
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Male 2,958
well that doesn`t rhyme at all...
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Female 8
Warning: The following lyrics suck as much as that fake reggaeton. (Singing about God)

What would be of me if you hadn`t reached me
Where would I be today if you hadn`t forgiven me
I`d have an emptiness in my heart
I`d wonder without course, without direction
If it wasn`t for your grace and your love
It would be like a hurt bird that dies on the floor
It would be like a deer that asks for water in a dessert
If it wasn`t for your grace and your love

-translation would be better if I could stand to listen to it more than twice. Jeez.

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Male 167
worst than regular regueton (however you write it)
comes religious regueton
designed to impulse you to kill yourself
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Female 2,074
Cool song, I loved it.
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Male 1,929
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You people spoil America. No one likes you. Go away.
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Male 1,590
Soccer sucks!
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Male 870
Soccer theme lately, eh? Like people`ve been saying, cool clips, horrid music. BTW, you guys who know the what the words mean: why not post a translation?
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Male 1,217
nice compilation minus the music.
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Male 608
Sport?
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Male 23
in Portugal we have a goalkeeper and he is good at penalty kicks

how does that relate to anything were talking about

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Female 2,084
i actually liked the music. lol. but yea. that video was awesome. those goalies kick butt.
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Male 528
annoying as hell music
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Male 572
what such a retarded keeper at the end even if he did score the keeper should never just think to himself "oh what the hell lets just run the whole pitch"
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Female 169
The music was crap...if you understood the words its even worse, trust me.
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Female 45
those were great...i love soccer
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Male 82
the last one is my hero
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Female 1,492
the music sucked ass
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Female 1,596
The song is about, saying thank you to your lover.
And, it`s about...stuff.
And for the goalies, WOOT WOOT!
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Male 147
All the full field shots were pretty much just the opposing goalie being a flaming retard. It doesn`t take that much effort (for a professional goalie) to kick the ball into the opposite net. Not to say it`s easy at all for me, I definitely couldn`t do it, but I mean for a guy whose career is kicking the ball as hard as he can when he gets it. It`s just luck that the opposing goalie got all roostery and runs up to make this huge jump and catch it and misses. The only one that was awesome was the last one, cause that takes some balls, cause if you screw up everyone hates you for being arrogant.
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Male 967
Great video, awesome music!
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Female 1,398
Man, i really hate when pple tipe lk dis so i lk snt undrtanand weht thay ir saaaying. Like Brian61316. And some other people that comment here. Cool video, CRAP music.
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Male 395
Can someone tell me what the song is in English? I think it`s in Spanish, I`m learning Spanish right now but i can`t quite make it out. something like "I can`t... blah blah blah for love" is it?
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Female 583
shizzamX,they`re goalkeepers...

I had to turn off the volume because I was *this* close to punching my computer screen.The last one was cool.

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Male 277
Wow... the first ones aren`t that great considering how strong goalkeepers are but the last one is awesome I`ve almost done that before but mised at the end :(
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Male 243
lol, shizzamx, you gave me a good hearty laugh. thanks!
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Male 243
shizzamx:::::oh dear, thats sad.

yeah, become a missionary in Bolivia, and thats like the only music youll ever be hearing. and cumbia (icky) Nice goals, very impressive!

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Male 145
ok shizzamX, are you dumb or sth? they`re GOALKEEPERS. they use their hands in the box. doh. and yea what`s up with the music.
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Female 2,695
uh okay. arent you NOT supposed to touch the ball with your hands in soccer? kdlfjak! they got mad at me for it in elementary school!
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Male 1,929
I thought this would be a bit more unusual than the keeper hoofing it up the field. Once you`ve seen one of them, you don`t really need to see the rest. The last one was a bit mental.

Pity about the crap quality.

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Male 170
I`ve seen impressive players in soccer, as I`m from Brazil, but this is incredible. The music made my ears bleed.
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Female 11
Awesome videos. Crappy music.
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Male 226
in Portugal we have a goalkeeper and he is good at penalty kicks
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Male 741
>< That music made my ears bleed! That was made by friking catholic latino. The music was low quality christian regueaton and you guy are lucky you didnt tha crap they where saying. Besides the annoying music it was pretty kul goals. If you havent seen it yet and are reading this MUTE THE VIDEO.
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Male 943
If someone can score a goal on you from the other side of the field, you just got OWNED
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Male 988
they all had really bad cameramen, they`re supposed to zoom out when the ball goes high, so you can see everything without it being in a blur
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Male 731
i liked the vid.. but I HATED THE MUSIC
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Male 160
The first one was velelz vs river?
Btw, HATED THE MUSIC!
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Male 52
The only thing i didn`t like was the music.
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Male 40
^ I agree. I had to turn my speakers off too. They probably could`ve looked a little harder for a background track. There were some pretty close shots though.
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Male 2,958
Now I`m not belittling the talent or skill these take, but if there was ever a time to say "If you`ve seen one, you`ve seen em all" this would be it.
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Male 699
Those are some great shots, especially the last one. I wish there were more though.
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Female 600
Ok if that`s not sweet then I don`t know what is. To get it across the entire field and in...awesome.
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Male 880
The keeper really earns his goal in the last clip.
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Male 1,092
Link: Goalkeeper Goals [Rate Link] - If the strikers aren`t scoring, call on the keeper.
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