Global Orgasm

Submitted by: headwound 10 years ago in
http://globalorgasm.org

Help change the world. No nudity, but still probably NSFW.
There are 53 comments:
Male 731
what if the earth spirals out of balance because we orgasm at the same time and changes the energy wich makes us fly into the sun and die?
or what about the all on the same time orgasm sound
(UUUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!) or (YEAH BABEH!)
wich makes all the glass break?
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Male 269
after viewing this & the guiiiitar, vomit exited at a rapid pace in high volumes

i volunteer these folks as part of the no gravity initiative, maybe with some luck they will fall into space, never to be heard of again

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Male 12
"You guys are all stupid.. it`s satire. Watch the video demonstration in science." ~f1r3f0x

He`s right you know, just look here.

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Male 69
theres gonna be too many people on the internet on december 22nd
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Male 8
you all have permission to seduce me
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Female 694
"Women have permission to seduce men"
Wait... PERMISSION?.....
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Male 561
i hope people dont rape people for this cause
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Male 587
i didnt bother reading its probably stupid
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Male 592
It`s an organized excuse to get off, just send the link to a member of the opposite sex who you like and see if you`ll get lucky. They`ll either go for it--which is cool, think you`re joking around and only joke back--most likely, or be creeped out--in which case you probably shouldn`t be after them anyway.
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Male 130
Could it hurt? I know I will do my part.
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Female 130
heck yes. Why not ppl? What`s witht he unco-opperation?
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Female 73
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=252

This is what they are talking about.

It`s pretty cool, really. Maybe a bunch of garbage, maybe not.

They did a crap job explaining it on the link, though. This article is much better.

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Male 1,265
Meh, you`re all saying it won`t work.

I say we don`t know until we try!

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Male 2,293
Can anyone say pseudoscience? As soon as I read "Well according to quantum physics when one observes..."

I was ready to scream "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?" Because that thing is a pile of pseudoscientific bulls.hit. So is this, and I hope who ever made the website, gets cancer in their ovaries, or testicles for proposing such asinine extrapolations of the universe.

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Female 1,007
It`s six years away. :-(

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Male 30
You guys are all stupid.. it`s satire. Watch the video demonstration in science.
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Female 1,944
ummmm ook
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Male 30
Hey honey...remember that link I sent you? Guess what day it is???

We have to do our part. ;)

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Male 651
"Wow such a widespread negative attitude towards sex and orgasms."

Doesn`t sound like a problem to me.

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Female 46
So..What exactly is it?
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Male 1,386
wow. That`ll work. Yeah.

(that was sarcaasm)

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Male 7
This is most likely the dumbest thing ever... who masturbates about peace on earth?

Whoever does would probably say I`m closed-minded, then again I`m not the one jerkin it to Ralph Nader

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Male 1,496
That one`s going on the calender!
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Male 559
Ok, conservative motherf*ckers of the world: it`s called a "joke". Ever heard of it?
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Male 24
that `science` bit? what a load of bull. i actually understand most of those words, it it makes no sence, obviously just designed to confuse and convince all the hippys who watch this kind of crap
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Male 349
One slight problem, the solstice is the 21st.
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Female 157
Isn`t this just a big rip from the World Jump Day thing? (which had a much more plausible idea for it is crap, yet not as crap as this).
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Female 2,084
lol.
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Female 128
WTF??
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Male 285
Wow such a widespread negative attitude towards sex and orgasms. Its almost like this website was running its own scientific experiment on how few people on the internet get laid and how bitter they are about that.
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Female 1,984
Okay 1) Are they nuts?! 2) We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent... SPIRITUAL?
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Male 161
XDDDD, wtfh!!?! I think that`s just gonna spread disese if many people do end up doing it. God that`s a perverted idea.
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Male 74
Effin brilliant. Now i can justify my constatnt masturbation by saying it`s for world peace. >_>
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Female 648
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *takes breath again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Male 724
bubblebubb
"This reminds me of steak and blowjob day the national holiday!

google it!"

I did... www.steakandbjday.com

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Male 7
From this load of hippy bulls**t we`ll find that no amounts of wet towells and sticky kleenexes are going to stop a bomb from exploding.

As harmonious as it might be, physics is physics.

Might be a good opening line for the fellas trying to pick up ladies at the bar though...

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Male 2,057
wouldnt work

or would it?


Answer: No.

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Male 91
"but baby, if we hae set right now, we could have world peace" man i can see this going real bad too. what about premature ejaculation? that would piss off the female counterpart. completely negating the whole day!
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Female 339
This reminds me of steak and blowjob day :-D the national holiday!

google it!

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Female 375
Now now IABers, we all know that to make this planet harmonious we need to all come together in peace.

I mean, that`s what the aliens always say, right?

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Male 46
The stupidest thing I`ve ever heard and the stupidest link that has been posted here.
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Female 104
i guess they didn`t consider time difference
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Male 959
You have to love the section entitled `The science` which is followed by the biggest load of mumbojumbo ever.
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Male 1,461
I sent this link to them like a month ago and they didn`t post it. oh well, it`s on here now. So, let`s all do our part for the global O on December 22.
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Male 210
that`s the most random bunch of hippy crap I have heard in a long time.
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Female 27
So basically, it`s just the whole "S/he needs to get laid" deal, but on a global scale?
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Male 724
Oh my god ... Neo-Hippies, what have we done...
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Male 90
pull together huh.....well hate to say it but i aint pullin nothin.......sorry
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Male 7
Haha, sounds like a bunch of bull to me.
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Male 285
It will work- if we all just pull together.
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Male 82
LOL No Doubt
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Male 82
Wtf =/
Does masturbation count?
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Male 559
Link: Global Orgasm [Rate Link] - Help change the world. No nudity, but still probably NSFW.
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