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  1. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    Link: Global Orgasm - Help change the world. No nudity, but still probably NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Scorpion4eva
    Scorpion4eva Male 13-17
    82 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:07 am
    Wtf =/
    Does masturbation count?
  3. Profile photo of Illville502
    Illville502 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:07 am
    LOL No Doubt
  4. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:16 am
    It will work- if we all just pull together.
  5. Profile photo of AztecW88
    AztecW88 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Haha, sounds like a bunch of bull to me.
  6. Profile photo of acehigh
    acehigh Male 30-39
    90 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:49 am
    pull together huh.....well hate to say it but i aint pullin nothin.......sorry
  7. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:27 am
    Oh my god ... Neo-Hippies, what have we done...
  8. Profile photo of outmywindow
    outmywindow Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:46 am
    So basically, it`s just the whole "S/he needs to get laid" deal, but on a global scale?
  9. Profile photo of Jon1984
    Jon1984 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:08 am
    that`s the most random bunch of hippy crap I have heard in a long time.
  10. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:26 am
    I sent this link to them like a month ago and they didn`t post it. oh well, it`s on here now. So, let`s all do our part for the global O on December 22.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:46 am
    You have to love the section entitled `The science` which is followed by the biggest load of mumbojumbo ever.
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    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:22 am
    i guess they didn`t consider time difference
  13. Profile photo of Herukhel
    Herukhel Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:23 am
    The stupidest thing I`ve ever heard and the stupidest link that has been posted here.
  14. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:30 am
    Now now IABers, we all know that to make this planet harmonious we need to all come together in peace.

    I mean, that`s what the aliens always say, right?

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    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:02 am
    This reminds me of steak and blowjob day :-D the national holiday!

    google it!

  16. Profile photo of asquared
    asquared Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:38 am
    "but baby, if we hae set right now, we could have world peace" man i can see this going real bad too. what about premature ejaculation? that would piss off the female counterpart. completely negating the whole day!
  17. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:02 am
    wouldnt work

    or would it?


    Answer: No.

  18. Profile photo of benny079
    benny079 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:24 am
    From this load of hippy bulls**t we`ll find that no amounts of wet towells and sticky kleenexes are going to stop a bomb from exploding.

    As harmonious as it might be, physics is physics.

    Might be a good opening line for the fellas trying to pick up ladies at the bar though...

  19. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:25 pm
    bubblebubb
    "This reminds me of steak and blowjob day the national holiday!

    google it!"

    I did... www.steakandbjday.com

  20. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *takes breath again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
  21. Profile photo of Belial_87
    Belial_87 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    Effin brilliant. Now i can justify my constatnt masturbation by saying it`s for world peace. >_>
  22. Profile photo of FrogBomb
    FrogBomb Male 13-17
    161 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    XDDDD, wtfh!!?! I think that`s just gonna spread disese if many people do end up doing it. God that`s a perverted idea.
  23. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    Okay 1) Are they nuts?! 2) We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent... SPIRITUAL?
  24. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:20 pm
    Wow such a widespread negative attitude towards sex and orgasms. Its almost like this website was running its own scientific experiment on how few people on the internet get laid and how bitter they are about that.
  25. Profile photo of emmabatty
    emmabatty Female 18-29
    128 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    WTF??
  26. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    lol.
  27. Profile photo of b1te_me
    b1te_me Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    Isn`t this just a big rip from the World Jump Day thing? (which had a much more plausible idea for it is crap, yet not as crap as this).
  28. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:21 pm
    One slight problem, the solstice is the 21st.
  29. Profile photo of gold_dust101
    gold_dust101 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    that `science` bit? what a load of bull. i actually understand most of those words, it it makes no sence, obviously just designed to confuse and convince all the hippys who watch this kind of crap
  30. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:53 pm
    Ok, conservative motherf*ckers of the world: it`s called a "joke". Ever heard of it?
  31. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    That one`s going on the calender!
  32. Profile photo of driveby40
    driveby40 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    This is most likely the dumbest thing ever... who masturbates about peace on earth?

    Whoever does would probably say I`m closed-minded, then again I`m not the one jerkin it to Ralph Nader

  33. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    wow. That`ll work. Yeah.

    (that was sarcaasm)

  34. Profile photo of punxxmaster
    punxxmaster Female 18-29
    46 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    So..What exactly is it?
  35. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    "Wow such a widespread negative attitude towards sex and orgasms."

    Doesn`t sound like a problem to me.

  36. Profile photo of kobo1d
    kobo1d Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    Hey honey...remember that link I sent you? Guess what day it is???

    We have to do our part. ;)

  37. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    ummmm ook
  38. Profile photo of f1r3f0x
    f1r3f0x Male 13-17
    30 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    You guys are all stupid.. it`s satire. Watch the video demonstration in science.
  39. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:33 pm
    It`s six years away. :-(

  40. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    Can anyone say pseudoscience? As soon as I read "Well according to quantum physics when one observes..."

    I was ready to scream "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?" Because that thing is a pile of pseudoscientific bulls.hit. So is this, and I hope who ever made the website, gets cancer in their ovaries, or testicles for proposing such asinine extrapolations of the universe.

  41. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    Meh, you`re all saying it won`t work.

    I say we don`t know until we try!

  42. Profile photo of amai
    amai Female 13-17
    73 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=252

    This is what they are talking about.

    It`s pretty cool, really. Maybe a bunch of garbage, maybe not.

    They did a crap job explaining it on the link, though. This article is much better.

  43. Profile photo of carissakayb
    carissakayb Female 13-17
    130 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    heck yes. Why not ppl? What`s witht he unco-opperation?
  44. Profile photo of narlycharlie
    narlycharlie Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:52 pm
    Could it hurt? I know I will do my part.
  45. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    It`s an organized excuse to get off, just send the link to a member of the opposite sex who you like and see if you`ll get lucky. They`ll either go for it--which is cool, think you`re joking around and only joke back--most likely, or be creeped out--in which case you probably shouldn`t be after them anyway.
  46. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:32 pm
    i didnt bother reading its probably stupid
  47. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    i hope people dont rape people for this cause
  48. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 1:00 am
    "Women have permission to seduce men"
    Wait... PERMISSION?.....
  49. Profile photo of innominate22
    innominate22 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    you all have permission to seduce me
  50. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    theres gonna be too many people on the internet on december 22nd
  51. Profile photo of Ultragamerr
    Ultragamerr Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:31 pm
    "You guys are all stupid.. it`s satire. Watch the video demonstration in science." ~f1r3f0x

    He`s right you know, just look here.

  52. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 10:59 pm
    after viewing this & the guiiiitar, vomit exited at a rapid pace in high volumes

    i volunteer these folks as part of the no gravity initiative, maybe with some luck they will fall into space, never to be heard of again

  53. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 22, 2006 at 11:04 am
    what if the earth spirals out of balance because we orgasm at the same time and changes the energy wich makes us fly into the sun and die?
    or what about the all on the same time orgasm sound
    (UUUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!) or (YEAH BABEH!)
    wich makes all the glass break?

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