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Date: 12/08/06 02:04 AM

32 Responses to Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    December 7, 2006 at 11:51 pm
    Link: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing - Poor woman, but she should know better.
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 3:14 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 4:06 am
    Only in America...
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    ImaginaryN Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 4:09 am
    lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 4:53 am
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
    She would have been better off sharting in her seat and exposing her fellow passengers to her majestic ass odor.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 5:03 am
    How stupid do u have to be!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 7:03 am
    hmm...did she stirke the matches to disguise the B.O with the smoke smell or was she trying to `burn` the smell away with the match? i got into a heated debate with someone only recently about the capability of fire to `burn away` a smell...i think it does...and he says it doesnt...does anyone know?
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 7:04 am
    `lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?`

    oure allowed on board a plane with a full bowel but it doesnt mean youre allowed to sh*t all over the floore.

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    jeffkodine Male 18-29
    58 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 8:59 am
    actually a lit match, not flatulence, forced the airplane to land
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    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2006 at 11:33 am
    )-|
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    thespread Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    Four books of matches? I suppose terrorists don`t need clever little liquid bombs.
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    Either she`s got a farting issue and should own those butt pads that make your farts smell fresh, Or she has a body odor issue and she shoulda wore perfume.

    Either way she`s an idiot for having a condition she`s that embarrased about and not and not bringing anything that would actually help.

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    Invalok Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    "lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?"

    Ask yourself... why would I light a match on a plane?

    To light a cigarette - Smoking is prohibited
    To light a bomb
    To ... ?

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    weehoocandy Female 13-17
    46 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    I heard about this on the news. Can you say IDIOT?
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    monert Female 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    lol, stupid.
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    dkstudios Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    <justin not here>
    James: I woulda lit my fart! crazy arseholes
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    That lady is gross...
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    bang_ Female 13-17
    276 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    aww... i wanted to post this. this means WAR buddy!
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    December 8, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    Thanks, terrorism. Nobody would of been worried if nothing ever happened.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    December 8, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    I was hoping it would be about a woman who smelled fart so she opened the door to waft away the smell.

    Sadly, I was disappointed.

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    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    Couldn`t they have just given her a warning? It seems a bit harsh to ban her...
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    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 10:49 pm
    Ok, so let me get this strait you can take up to four books of matches on the plane but no more. So why would five books of matches be more dangerous than four? Five books of matches can take down a plane but four can`t? who cares about the stinky lady! There is a more important issue at hand here...what kind of idiots do we have in charge of our airlines?
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    U_Tube_Steak Male 30-39
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    December 9, 2006 at 1:09 am
    Body odor? She must`ve taken one killer dump. I think I am gonna hurl.
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    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 3:47 am
    I think the ban decision just keeps morons away. :)

    Mean but still..

    It`s not that 4 is dangerous, but they have to empose a limit somewhere, matches can be very explosive if put in a closed environment, try putting one in a drilled hole in a block of wood, then put a nail ontop of it, drop a large rock onto the match and it will loudly explode.

    Very similar to gun powder, you COULD make a rudimentary match powered gun... the point is, it`s a good idea to limit it somwhere. :)

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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 11:25 am
    What the...?
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    VVIsGod Male 13-17
    53 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    Ha. I was listening to something about this on the Preston and Steve show the other morning in the car. That lady is a fcuking moron.
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    mattjblythe1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 4:45 pm
    poor woman :-(
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 10:00 pm
    maybe she had taco bell before she got on the plane
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    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 2:38 am
    I thought that the smell would have been so bad that they needed to land because passengers couldn`t breathe.
    Was wrong )-|
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    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 3:19 am
    What a dumbass.
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    flourchild29 Female 30-39
    269 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 9:49 am
    mythbusters busted this myth a while ago
    great episode.
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    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    ok...

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