Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210

Poor woman, but she should know better.
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Male 260
ok...
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Female 268
mythbusters busted this myth a while ago
great episode.
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Female 178
What a dumbass.
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Female 458
I thought that the smell would have been so bad that they needed to land because passengers couldn`t breathe.
Was wrong )-|
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Male 701
maybe she had taco bell before she got on the plane
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Male 149
poor woman :-(
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Male 53
Ha. I was listening to something about this on the Preston and Steve show the other morning in the car. That lady is a fcuking moron.
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Female 797
What the...?
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Male 438
I think the ban decision just keeps morons away. :)

Mean but still..

It`s not that 4 is dangerous, but they have to empose a limit somewhere, matches can be very explosive if put in a closed environment, try putting one in a drilled hole in a block of wood, then put a nail ontop of it, drop a large rock onto the match and it will loudly explode.

Very similar to gun powder, you COULD make a rudimentary match powered gun... the point is, it`s a good idea to limit it somwhere. :)

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Male 6
Body odor? She must`ve taken one killer dump. I think I am gonna hurl.
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Female 247
Ok, so let me get this strait you can take up to four books of matches on the plane but no more. So why would five books of matches be more dangerous than four? Five books of matches can take down a plane but four can`t? who cares about the stinky lady! There is a more important issue at hand here...what kind of idiots do we have in charge of our airlines?
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Female 299
Couldn`t they have just given her a warning? It seems a bit harsh to ban her...
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Male 1,265
I was hoping it would be about a woman who smelled fart so she opened the door to waft away the smell.

Sadly, I was disappointed.

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Female 2,552
Thanks, terrorism. Nobody would of been worried if nothing ever happened.
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Female 275
aww... i wanted to post this. this means WAR buddy!
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Female 878
That lady is gross...
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Male 130
<justin not here>
James: I woulda lit my fart! crazy arseholes
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Female 799
lol, stupid.
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Female 46
I heard about this on the news. Can you say IDIOT?
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Male 724
"lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?"

Ask yourself... why would I light a match on a plane?

To light a cigarette - Smoking is prohibited
To light a bomb
To ... ?

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Male 2,958
Either she`s got a farting issue and should own those butt pads that make your farts smell fresh, Or she has a body odor issue and she shoulda wore perfume.

Either way she`s an idiot for having a condition she`s that embarrased about and not and not bringing anything that would actually help.

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Male 215
Four books of matches? I suppose terrorists don`t need clever little liquid bombs.
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Male 1,092
)-|
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Male 58
actually a lit match, not flatulence, forced the airplane to land
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Female 1,395
`lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?`

oure allowed on board a plane with a full bowel but it doesnt mean youre allowed to sh*t all over the floore.

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Female 1,395
hmm...did she stirke the matches to disguise the B.O with the smoke smell or was she trying to `burn` the smell away with the match? i got into a heated debate with someone only recently about the capability of fire to `burn away` a smell...i think it does...and he says it doesnt...does anyone know?
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Female 1,001
How stupid do u have to be!
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Female 1,972
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
She would have been better off sharting in her seat and exposing her fellow passengers to her majestic ass odor.
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Male 45
lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?
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Male 2,586
Only in America...
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Female 203
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 10,115
Link: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing [Rate Link] - Poor woman, but she should know better.
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