Fat Man Slap Dance

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
/media/28556_fatmandance0.flv
His body is his instrument.
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Male 31
God blees this man for letting the world laugh at this funny ass poo XD
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Male 1,386
BARF! lol
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Male 191
I bet he was in drum line
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Female 493
how can he see where hes peeing? )-|
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Male 118
drat YOU LONDON PHILHARMONIC!!! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!

*PUTS HANDS UNDER MANBREASTS AND BLOWS, THEN CONTINUES SLAPPING STOMACH*

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Female 920
Make it stop...
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Male 58
That`s what i call a beerbelly
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Female 1,596
He has man boobs.
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Female 34
His belly is gonna get all red.
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Female 190
WTF...
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Male 239
That was f-----g disgusting
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Female 2,074
he`s got skillz.
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Male 943
lol... notice the heaving wheezing from that *exhausting* activity
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Female 2,084
at least he wasn`t jiggly fat. lol.
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Male 16
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.............

why did i just watch that.

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Male 15
The weird thing is that it`s oddly catchy...
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Female 29
that just made my day.
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Male 168
haha i`d become fat just so i could do that
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Female 986
MAN BOOBIES!
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Male 306
my...eyes....im seeing red, i tihnk they are bleeding!!! Other than that this was sorta funny, and i cant believe he got his belly so red
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Female 655
haha his belly must hurt :-P
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Male 701
call the talent agents....they need to see this!
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Male 986
whoa at about half of the vid, he looks at the camera and he looks so proud of being a fat dude with no life.... cmon, if the "stay thin" at end wasnt here, it would be like if he was encouraging the peoples to get fat
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Male 118
I am not sure if he was actually out of breath or just panting to the rythm.

But its probably breathlessness.

As an aside what is the tune he slaps into himself as I think ive heard it before but cant recognise it...

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Male 251
Ew
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Male 645
Coolest...guy...ever! :o
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Female 395
EW...Why would anyone do that? That`s just gross, stupid, and...ew. Someone needs to buy that man some big ass baggy shirts. REALLY soon. Merry Christmas to the fat man
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Male 2,551
He prolly saw Numa Numa (and possibly the even worse version; numa numa 2) and thaught "Hey, he`s slightly fat, and doing some music thing, I can`t sing, and I`m fat so I`ll hit my belly so I become an internet prodigy" presuming he even knows the meaning of the word.
But yeah, this guy sucks.
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Female 193
EWWWWWW looks just like my biology teacher!
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Female 797
ZOMG! :-O
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Male 1,231
i wonder what he does between meals, I mean for a job.
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Male 10
awesome!! needs to work on new beats and stuff. He looks like he`s eaten many a pizza
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Female 690
Um couldn`t anyone do that regardless of weight, all he was doing was slapping his feet on the floor and hitting his stomach. Theres something that makes me think he was forced to do that, I don`t know why, he just didn`t seem crazy enough to make that video.
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Female 62
lets just get it outta the way... "must be an american". duckf**kn eurotrash
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Male 1,866
creepy.

does he have no shame?!

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Male 4,393
i dont ever want 2 SEE what is about 2 happen... :(
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Female 26
off topic, but...

xLoVeIsPaiNx, are your eyes really that color? They`re beautiful.

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Male 69
only the americans
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Female 1,134
thats the most brutal and gross thing i`ve seen in my life....
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Male 57
THAT WAS SO GROSS AND THAT WAS ONE OF THE FATTEST GUYS I HAVE EVER SEEN! SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 870
Nothing special.
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Male 165
i bet he uses this video as an excuse NOT to loose wieght:
"but doctor, how will i be able to do this anymore, its my only source of income"
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Male 1,360
I can relate to this fellow, first thing out of the shower i usually dance naked in front of the mirror
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Female 2,552
He`s proud of that?
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Male 59
i thought it was crap! Wasn`t funny wans`t interesting wasn`t sick. Just a fat man drumming on his stomach which makes a crap noise cos its full of crap.
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Female 583
Am I the only one who finds this attractive? ;-)

My brother walked in while I was watching this and he was like"Good God,you must be REALLY bored..."
Sadly enough,I am that bored...

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Male 264
That is wrong on so many levels.
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Male 266
I swear about 15 seconds into his "routine" he started breathing heavily, lol
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Female 1,496
Well that would have been MUCH better if the dude did not breathe like he was about to freaking die of cardiac arrest!

On that same note, as his stomach area got a little more red, I got a little more sick.

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Female 302
To be a "internet instant star", the satistic prove it: you need to be fat.

Well hey he -kinda- look like a daddy. Like its look like in a cosy house. And its way too clean for him not to have a wife!! *feel all the feminist flare comming this way!*

It was entertaining. I mean I think its was funny. If i was his age, and if he was my husband and make a beat like that, i`d probably laugh. maybe not over the whole world seeing him on the net. He seem so damn proud o.O;

But think again. Often "older" people dont realise all the impact some "little familly video of uncle bob making beat on his belly" on the little familly personnal website, could make it way out to the whole world.

I DIDNT generalised the "older" and didnt even defined a age. Hell, my Grandpa use the net on regular basis. And he perfectly know what he is doing.

so yeah, entertaining. funny? maybe not. will i watch it again? I dont think so.

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Female 1,071
ew... o_O
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Female 1,071

1) Why would you put this online of yourself

2) love how out of breathe he is after 3 seconds

3) Stay Thin Productions...haha

4) You`re all assuming he had kids..ew

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Male 317
lol riddell he`s your dad?!? im sorry for you...
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Male 239
Hey whats my dad doing on the internet.
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Male 1,092
How many calories did he burn doing that i wonder
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Male 731
NO MORE FAT MEN ON IAB
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Female 33
HAhaHAHahAHahAHhaHAhaHAH The titty part was the best. I like at the end where he walked up to the camera with such fierce.... I wonder if he rehearsed it before hand.... )-|
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Female 44
I do that way too often...and i`m skinny and a girl....horray for belly drumming!
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Female 198
Weiiiird. It sounded like he was panting while doing that. Anyways. Bye.
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Female 72
He sounds like he`s about to have a heart attack
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Female 873
I think i threw up a little in my mouth |-(
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Male 2,567
ew
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Male 1,152
what the hell was that?
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Female 471
That was dull.
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Male 1,003
he`s got he moves.
NOT
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Female 357
uh.... *barf*
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Male 724
metter: O.o you a gay chubby-chaser or something? :(

nifty

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Male 1,016
ohhh...so sexy
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Male 5,094
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Male 312
He looks like the star wars kid.

Also, I bet he gets all the bitches with smooth moves like that.

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Male 1,461
I did NOT need to see that at 5:00 in the morning.
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Female 96
He messed up the beat a couple of times. I couldn`t watch the whole thing, it was...well, just look at it.
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Female 46
I guess he`s a hoot at partys... =^..^=
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Female 795
I am thoroughly disgusted.
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Male 109
wtf was he doing when he turned and put his hands under his tits?
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Male 286
I can just hear the kids - look mummy! daddys on the compu....AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!
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Male 480
such dignity - his kids must be so proud
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Female 157
heh, this is when I have to pause and think... am I that bored to watch a fat man make music with his belly??? YES!
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Female 560
i could do that but i would never video tape it or put it on the net
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Male 606
holy cumshot batman...
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Female 1,972
Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly!
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Female 173
ah I can do better than that!
he needs some more beats
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Male 2,958
That`s what I do in between posting on here.
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Male 10,115
Link: Fat Man Slap Dance [Rate Link] - His body is his instrument.
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