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Date: 12/12/06 02:34 AM

84 Responses to Fat Man Slap Dance

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:11 am
    Link: Fat Man Slap Dance - His body is his instrument.
  2. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:38 am
    That`s what I do in between posting on here.
  3. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:42 am
    ah I can do better than that!
    he needs some more beats
  4. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly, Pinkbelly!
  5. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:57 am
    holy cumshot batman...
  6. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:07 am
    i could do that but i would never video tape it or put it on the net
  7. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:09 am
    heh, this is when I have to pause and think... am I that bored to watch a fat man make music with his belly??? YES!
  8. Profile photo of 10Bears
    10Bears Male 30-39
    452 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:01 am
    such dignity - his kids must be so proud
  9. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:24 am
    I can just hear the kids - look mummy! daddys on the compu....AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!
  10. Profile photo of Omagablade
    Omagablade Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:27 am
    wtf was he doing when he turned and put his hands under his tits?
  11. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:28 am
    I am thoroughly disgusted.
  12. Profile photo of jayceeen
    jayceeen Female 18-29
    46 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:45 am
    I guess he`s a hoot at partys... =^..^=
  13. Profile photo of tmw1488
    tmw1488 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:47 am
    He messed up the beat a couple of times. I couldn`t watch the whole thing, it was...well, just look at it.
  14. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:08 am
    I did NOT need to see that at 5:00 in the morning.
  15. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:43 am
    He looks like the star wars kid.

    Also, I bet he gets all the bitches with smooth moves like that.

  16. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:28 am
    .....
  17. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:32 am
    ohhh...so sexy
  18. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:51 am
    metter: O.o you a gay chubby-chaser or something? :(

    nifty

  19. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:08 am
    uh.... *barf*
  20. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:10 am
    he`s got he moves.
    NOT
  21. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:13 am
    That was dull.
  22. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:14 am
    what the hell was that?
  23. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:01 am
    ew
  24. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:04 am
    I think i threw up a little in my mouth |-(
  25. Profile photo of woowoo22
    woowoo22 Female 30-39
    72 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:06 am
    He sounds like he`s about to have a heart attack
  26. Profile photo of PinkChaos28
    PinkChaos28 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:09 am
    Weiiiird. It sounded like he was panting while doing that. Anyways. Bye.
  27. Profile photo of Spekatie
    Spekatie Female 18-29
    44 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:15 am
    I do that way too often...and i`m skinny and a girl....horray for belly drumming!
  28. Profile photo of xLoVeIsPaiNx
    xLoVeIsPaiNx Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:18 am
    HAhaHAHahAHahAHhaHAhaHAH The titty part was the best. I like at the end where he walked up to the camera with such fierce.... I wonder if he rehearsed it before hand.... )-|
  29. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:36 am
    NO MORE FAT MEN ON IAB
  30. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 10:32 am
    How many calories did he burn doing that i wonder
  31. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 10:44 am
    Hey whats my dad doing on the internet.
  32. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 11:46 am
    lol riddell he`s your dad?!? im sorry for you...
  33. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    1) Why would you put this online of yourself

    2) love how out of breathe he is after 3 seconds

    3) Stay Thin Productions...haha

    4) You`re all assuming he had kids..ew

  34. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    ew... o_O
  35. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:23 pm
    To be a "internet instant star", the satistic prove it: you need to be fat.

    Well hey he -kinda- look like a daddy. Like its look like in a cosy house. And its way too clean for him not to have a wife!! *feel all the feminist flare comming this way!*

    It was entertaining. I mean I think its was funny. If i was his age, and if he was my husband and make a beat like that, i`d probably laugh. maybe not over the whole world seeing him on the net. He seem so damn proud o.O;

    But think again. Often "older" people dont realise all the impact some "little familly video of uncle bob making beat on his belly" on the little familly personnal website, could make it way out to the whole world.

    I DIDNT generalised the "older" and didnt even defined a age. Hell, my Grandpa use the net on regular basis. And he perfectly know what he is doing.

    so yeah, entertaining. funny? maybe not. will i watch it again? I dont think so.

  36. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Well that would have been MUCH better if the dude did not breathe like he was about to freaking die of cardiac arrest!

    On that same note, as his stomach area got a little more red, I got a little more sick.

  37. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    I swear about 15 seconds into his "routine" he started breathing heavily, lol
  38. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    That is wrong on so many levels.
  39. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    Am I the only one who finds this attractive? ;-)

    My brother walked in while I was watching this and he was like"Good God,you must be REALLY bored..."
    Sadly enough,I am that bored...

  40. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    i thought it was crap! Wasn`t funny wans`t interesting wasn`t sick. Just a fat man drumming on his stomach which makes a crap noise cos its full of crap.
  41. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    He`s proud of that?
  42. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    I can relate to this fellow, first thing out of the shower i usually dance naked in front of the mirror
  43. Profile photo of Aj_ratboy
    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
    165 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    i bet he uses this video as an excuse NOT to loose wieght:
    "but doctor, how will i be able to do this anymore, its my only source of income"
  44. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:01 pm
    Nothing special.
  45. Profile photo of Anonymous123
    Anonymous123 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:08 pm
    THAT WAS SO GROSS AND THAT WAS ONE OF THE FATTEST GUYS I HAVE EVER SEEN! SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    thats the most brutal and gross thing i`ve seen in my life....
  47. Profile photo of super_wombat
    super_wombat Male 18-29
    69 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    only the americans
  48. Profile photo of rock4ever
    rock4ever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    off topic, but...

    xLoVeIsPaiNx, are your eyes really that color? They`re beautiful.

  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    i dont ever want 2 SEE what is about 2 happen... :(
  50. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    creepy.

    does he have no shame?!

  51. Profile photo of kitten23
    kitten23 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    lets just get it outta the way... "must be an american". duckf**kn eurotrash
  52. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    Um couldn`t anyone do that regardless of weight, all he was doing was slapping his feet on the floor and hitting his stomach. Theres something that makes me think he was forced to do that, I don`t know why, he just didn`t seem crazy enough to make that video.
  53. Profile photo of MG117
    MG117 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    awesome!! needs to work on new beats and stuff. He looks like he`s eaten many a pizza
  54. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    i wonder what he does between meals, I mean for a job.
  55. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    ZOMG! :-O
  56. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    EWWWWWW looks just like my biology teacher!
  57. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    He prolly saw Numa Numa (and possibly the even worse version; numa numa 2) and thaught "Hey, he`s slightly fat, and doing some music thing, I can`t sing, and I`m fat so I`ll hit my belly so I become an internet prodigy" presuming he even knows the meaning of the word.
    But yeah, this guy sucks.
  58. Profile photo of WTFidunno
    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:20 pm
    EW...Why would anyone do that? That`s just gross, stupid, and...ew. Someone needs to buy that man some big ass baggy shirts. REALLY soon. Merry Christmas to the fat man
  59. Profile photo of p-ball4life
    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    Coolest...guy...ever! :o
  60. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    Ew
  61. Profile photo of Hc00
    Hc00 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    I am not sure if he was actually out of breath or just panting to the rythm.

    But its probably breathlessness.

    As an aside what is the tune he slaps into himself as I think ive heard it before but cant recognise it...

  62. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 7:47 pm
    whoa at about half of the vid, he looks at the camera and he looks so proud of being a fat dude with no life.... cmon, if the "stay thin" at end wasnt here, it would be like if he was encouraging the peoples to get fat
  63. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    call the talent agents....they need to see this!
  64. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    haha his belly must hurt :-P
  65. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    my...eyes....im seeing red, i tihnk they are bleeding!!! Other than that this was sorta funny, and i cant believe he got his belly so red
  66. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:10 pm
    MAN BOOBIES!
  67. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:14 pm
    haha i`d become fat just so i could do that
  68. Profile photo of marisaface
    marisaface Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 9:30 pm
    that just made my day.
  69. Profile photo of Volt64
    Volt64 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    The weird thing is that it`s oddly catchy...
  70. Profile photo of malkybck
    malkybck Male 18-29
    16 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 10:53 pm
    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.............

    why did i just watch that.

  71. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    at least he wasn`t jiggly fat. lol.
  72. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 12:04 am
    lol... notice the heaving wheezing from that *exhausting* activity
  73. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 12:10 am
    he`s got skillz.
  74. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 12:22 am
    That was f-----g disgusting
  75. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 1:14 am
    WTF...
  76. Profile photo of bunnylike
    bunnylike Female 18-29
    34 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 10:20 am
    His belly is gonna get all red.
  77. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 5:37 pm
    He has man boobs.
  78. Profile photo of MagicPotion
    MagicPotion Male 18-29
    58 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    That`s what i call a beerbelly
  79. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    Make it stop...
  80. Profile photo of Hc00
    Hc00 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    drat YOU LONDON PHILHARMONIC!!! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!

    *PUTS HANDS UNDER MANBREASTS AND BLOWS, THEN CONTINUES SLAPPING STOMACH*

  81. Profile photo of wildhunt
    wildhunt Female 18-29
    493 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    how can he see where hes peeing? )-|
  82. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    I bet he was in drum line
  83. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 10:02 pm
    BARF! lol
  84. Profile photo of hungryjack
    hungryjack Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:42 am
    God blees this man for letting the world laugh at this funny ass poo XD

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