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Date: 12/14/06 02:21 AM

47 Responses to Do you suffer from shyness? Try tequila!

  1. Profile photo of CheezeLuv
    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    Link: Do you suffer from shyness? Try tequila! - The new wonder drug.
  2. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:59 am
    TEQUILA Eeye haai haii haaiiiii. (sorry, my inner-mexican just came out a little)

    Jose and Jack would be my two best buds if I weren`t in a committed relationship with Mary `Juana` Jane.

  3. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:00 am
    Mary?... Ju wanna?
  4. Profile photo of Anti-christ_
    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:31 am
    haha great
    i love the side effects
  5. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:44 am
    I`d rather take real medication, thanks.
  6. Profile photo of masterigloo
    masterigloo Male 18-29
    14 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:45 am
    whoo cousin`s wedding on friday! open bar!!! soooo gettin` hammered on the stuff!
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:04 am
    Hmmm....Tequila, eh? I think I`ll ask my bartender or shooter-girl...er, I mean, my doctor or pharmacist about that!

    "Women who wouldn`t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it." Wowzers!

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    emmabatty Female 18-29
    128 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:37 am
    I tried tequiakds-la thisss motrning ande idont feele anyy diffderenmt! It doesnst workr at all!
  9. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Meh,....I was waiting for some dumbass doing something stupid.....
  10. Profile photo of loopy_jr
    loopy_jr Male 13-17
    105 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:43 am
    that was pure genious.
  11. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:00 am
    ^^ So funny yet so true.
  12. Profile photo of boodaboy
    boodaboy Female 13-17
    56 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:49 am
    now thats my kind of commercial!
  13. Profile photo of aliens_exist
    aliens_exist Female 13-17
    93 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:09 am
    LOL! HAHAHA!
  14. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:19 am
    why cant i give something 0 stars?
  15. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:35 am
    I Love Tequila.
  16. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 11:07 am
    LOL i loved the side effects and warnings!!
  17. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 11:45 am
    Sounds like an excuse. "Oh my doctor told me to drink tequila"
  18. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    All Tequila should be dumped down into the ocean...ugg...
  19. Profile photo of LawnGnomePoo
    LawnGnomePoo Female 18-29
    44 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    "may cause loss of verginity"

    LMAO

  20. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:35 pm
    "alcohol may also be a major factor in getting your a.ss kicked" xD ahaha!
  21. Profile photo of chaos_king
    chaos_king Male 13-17
    18 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    "May Cause Loss of Virginity"
    Lmfao! The best side affect there! :P
  22. Profile photo of HillbillyGuy
    HillbillyGuy Male 18-29
    68 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    I`ll take mezcal over tequila any day of the week. Made from pure blue agave like mother nature intended....mmm.....

    /needs to go back to Oaxaca for a month or so
    //or maybe Puerto Escondido

  23. Profile photo of animalover
    animalover Female 13-17
    80 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    On 12/14/2006 1:48:05 PM chaos_king wrote: "May Cause Loss of Virginity" Lmfao! The best side affect there! :P
    Agree. I was laughing at all the side effects.
  24. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    warning, tequila may cause pregnancy ;-)
  25. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    that was awesome, and the voice-over really sounded like one you`d here on one of those "wonder drugs".
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    Didn`t Eminem do some song about how drugs are good for you? This reminds me of that... just for the record, I hate eminem.

    /start debate

  27. Profile photo of Ting_Wong
    Ting_Wong Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 14, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    Ugh shiote I thought it read "dryness"...
    but tequila should help
  28. Profile photo of raver81
    raver81 Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 14, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    that was a wicked advert!!
  29. Profile photo of IceQueen84
    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
    190 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    "Women who are pregnant or nursing shouldn`t use tequila, however, if you wouldn`t mind nursing or getting pregnant, you should try it."

    "Warning the consumption may make you think you are whispering when you are talking loud, make you dance like a retard, make you say i love you over and over again to your friends, "alcohol may make you think that ex-lovers will fall in love with you after you call them at 4am."

    cute.

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    ssarrrrahh Female 18-29
    11 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    "alcohol may make you think that ex-lovers will fall in love with you after you call them at 4am."

    Oh the wonders of drunk-dialing

  31. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    hahahah "use tequila!"
  32. Profile photo of KissTheBride
    KissTheBride Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    "It may cause you to think that you can sing"

    xD! Where can I buy this thing called Tequila?

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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    hehe
  34. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    I think I need a perscription.
  35. Profile photo of Darkwyng91
    Darkwyng91 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    LOL. Too bad it tastes kinda nasty unless you dilute it w/soda. Still, loved the side effects and warnings XD
  36. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    Could they not get live action shots?
  37. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    lol Woot Kareoke! XD Great side effects :D

    XD "and you`ll discover many talents you never knew you had" XD

    Good fun XD

  38. Profile photo of banana_benda
    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila.......floor
  39. Profile photo of jeffums
    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:37 pm
    lol
  40. Profile photo of Demeth
    Demeth Male 18-29
    12 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:03 pm
    where can I find the song?
  41. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    "Do you suffer from shyness, try tequila"
    It worked for me!
  42. Profile photo of tmw1488
    tmw1488 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 4:03 am
    Eh, would have been more amusing if I hadn`t read all of those "side-effects" in stupid e-mail forwards and other websites.
  43. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    I like whiskey but ill try some
  44. Profile photo of CASSEROLE
    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 6:27 pm
    "may result in loss of virginity" haha!
  45. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    LMAO.
    My mom sent this to me a couple of days ago.
  46. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    February 5, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    hmmmmmm something to think about
  47. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    It was funneh. Sort of.

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