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Date: 12/14/06 02:04 AM

76 Responses to Dear Abby… I have a big problem

  1. Profile photo of CheezeLuv
    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    Link: Dear Abby... I have a big problem - A letter a man wrote to Dear Abby about a problem he`s got.
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    botan_870 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    Oh dear god...
  3. Profile photo of denmengnash
    denmengnash Male 13-17
    22 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:10 am
    Heh... :P That was pretty funny.
  4. Profile photo of GuyManDude
    GuyManDude Male 30-39
    91 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:13 am
    hee hee

    see because who cares about the dame, its all about the hogster!

  5. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:19 am
    hahaha...nice...this man has his pritorities in order.
  6. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Good joke.
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:34 am
    That was unexpected. I sure do love reading Dear Abby and all the losers who can`t solve their own problems.
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:43 am
    Lol that puts things in perspective.
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:44 am
    I`m rather tempted to type a reply to `Dave` but given what I`m thinking, it might sound a bit humourless. So I`ll just say that this is rather funny, on a couple of levels.
  10. Profile photo of alvinlee123
    alvinlee123 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:39 am
    lol hilarious
  11. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:35 am
    Hey its a good question. I wonder what her answer was
  12. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:59 am
    no

    not funny

  13. Profile photo of NoSoup4u
    NoSoup4u Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:14 am
    Finally, a guy with his priorities straight.
  14. Profile photo of Morphplx
    Morphplx Male 18-29
    129 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:23 am
    Lol
  15. Profile photo of Link1919
    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:47 am
    lol is right but i think its a fake cos no onw would actually send that to an advise colum
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    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:48 am
    `one`
  17. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:50 am
    ^and because, and column?

    hahaha this is hilarious, very nicely written.

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    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:11 am
    haha that was a complete turn around. I think it is fixable, you don`t need to take it back to the dealer.
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:32 am
    what a man-joke!
  20. Profile photo of shockthis06
    shockthis06 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:32 am
    I kind of skipped around and I didn`t read the part about the Harley and him behind it, just about wanting to take it back to the dealer and I thought he was talking about his wife. Then I reread the thing and it made more sense..oh my!
  21. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:39 am
    its old, but still funny.

    and it depends on how much he knows about motorcycles because it could just be a valve cover gasket, or it might be something more. i would take it to the dealer and have them diagnose it only if i had been taking it there for all of its repairs.

  22. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 11:06 am
    I misread the part about the Harley, at first I thought he had a realdoll or something he wanted taking back that was leaking.
    Ahha. I can be so stupid.
  23. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    Oh. My.
    Um prioritize much? If you`re just going to ask that last question would you really need to tell the whole story? Only reason wy I`d say it`s fake. But hilarious anyway.
  24. Profile photo of Hc00
    Hc00 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    A red x. How hilarious...

    Can anyone see it?

  25. Profile photo of Boman_05
    Boman_05 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    Funny, I think this bloke did it on purpose to just take the mic out of these sad,sad people who actually do write in real problems, nicley done aswell.
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    Masticore Male 18-29
    109 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    I don`t know if this one came first or the one which starts similar and then goes "I was on the computer checking her AIM when I noticed my mage just got 2-shotted by a rogue.

    Should I stick with my mage or go for a class with more survivability?"

  27. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    lol
  28. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    well that`s a man who knows what is most important.
  29. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    As if. Sort of funny I guess, if you`re so bored that you`re nearly in a coma. Mostly a waste of my time to read it and a waste of some idiot`s time to write it. No way do I believe that was sent to Dear Abby, even as a joke.
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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    Oh my god, Your Harley`s leaking. Take it back to the dealer man. Give it a whole check up otherwise it will cause further problems with the transmission.

    Your wife can wait.

  31. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    Legend. :`)
  32. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    Oh snap.
  33. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    lol.
  34. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    lmao. i love it
  35. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    Although probably fake, still pretty funny :-)
  36. Profile photo of Katie-Beth
    Katie-Beth Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    People...it`s obviously a joke. Pretty funny.
  37. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 4:33 pm
    lol wonder if its true
  38. Profile photo of iamtheman78
    iamtheman78 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    take it to the dealer to get it fixed and at the same time get it checked and if needed an oil change man dont screw around with your harley unless its to add some chrome
  39. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    Spoken like a man.
    motor on buddy, motor on.
  40. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:14 pm
    heheheeeh its always about the Harly man...
  41. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    Lol.
  42. Profile photo of MG117
    MG117 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    thats bad. Us guys are more concerned with motorcycles than anything...
  43. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    The idea`s nice but I didn`t laugh...
  44. Profile photo of dinosourdog
    dinosourdog Male 13-17
    42 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    lol so unexpected
  45. Profile photo of milkybunny
    milkybunny Female 13-17
    60 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    Did he do that on purpose, or did he write it to be funny?

    What was his reply?

    Wht if his WIFE read the letter?

  46. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    This reminds me in this comic: http://www.explosm.net/comics/720/
  47. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:24 pm
    Hahaha niiice
  48. Profile photo of futuramafan
    futuramafan Female 13-17
    51 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 6:36 pm
    lol
  49. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    OMG whose Dad wrote that joke?
  50. Profile photo of marisaface
    marisaface Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    someone has his priorities straight.
    i got all involved in the story, too.
  51. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:34 pm
    It`s a Harley, of course the valve covers are leaking.
  52. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
    251 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 7:39 pm
    Ha! He really had me going!
  53. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    Oh my...I wonder if Abby has an answer for that? LOL
  54. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:23 pm
    my idol
  55. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    punchline wasnt worth it...
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    hello__ Female 13-17
    4 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    omg i <3 it
  57. Profile photo of Indigo_M
    Indigo_M Male 18-29
    354 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    Not what I expected at all. I love it!
  58. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:38 pm
    lol That was amusing yay for easily distracted people XD
  59. Profile photo of jeffums
    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 9:40 pm
    not worth reading to me
  60. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    December 14, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    LOL
  61. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 4:20 am
    lol...
  62. Profile photo of JoJoLee
    JoJoLee Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 4:32 am
    Oh no! Not the Harley!
  63. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    LOL classic
  64. Profile photo of _Nobody_
    _Nobody_ Female 13-17
    47 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 9:21 pm
    Omg that`s horrible! But funny.
  65. Profile photo of purplecrav
    purplecrav Female 13-17
    71 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    lol. no but seriously... cheating is bad and everyone who cheats should burn in hell. no but that was a good joke.
  66. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    dont laugh at him! maybe he has alheimerz while he types?
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    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 3:05 am
    nice
  68. Profile photo of _xKarmax_
    _xKarmax_ Female 13-17
    52 posts
    December 16, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    Ha ha, typical bloke. Typical bloke called Dave. My boyfriend would care more bout his car being broken than anythin too. Was funny though =P
  69. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    December 20, 2006 at 10:57 am
    that just shows that guys only care about their cars heh
  70. Profile photo of 71003
    71003 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 20, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    Too funny . . . if I didn`t know better I`d swear that my husband wrote this!
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    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    December 21, 2006 at 11:02 pm
    surprised me
  72. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    February 18, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    Hmm... not the funniest thing ever. But definitely deserves credit :-?
  73. Profile photo of BunnyOnMeth
    BunnyOnMeth Female 13-17
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    February 18, 2007 at 10:49 pm
    Coulda been better..
  74. Profile photo of Sharlott-66
    Sharlott-66 Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    I Dont Get It...
  75. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:21 am
    HAHAHAH!!! I found this really funny!
  76. Profile photo of spammerboy
    spammerboy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    LOL so funny!

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