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Date: 12/04/06 02:30 AM

174 Responses to Crazy Lady and Telemarketer

  1. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    December 3, 2006 at 8:18 pm
    Link: Crazy Lady and Telemarketer - She`s got some issues. Warning: adult language.
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    Snyper_20 Male 13-17
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    December 3, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    I feel like i`ve heard this before. If she doesn`t want to talk to telemarketers then get caller ID, contain yourself, and act more humane. Heh, it`s great that she thinks that threats and asking for information makes her correct, sigh*

    So, apparently we need the name and number of this woman. Time for some fun (picks up phone)...

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    acehigh Male 30-39
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:38 am
    she has issues..................
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    capped Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:49 am
    LOL!! That`s hilarious! Poor female relatives...
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:07 am
    Cool, I have a New Ring Tone.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:07 am
    So According to her, Telemarketers are Rapists, Murderers and terrorists.. Hum. Al Queda Watch out.
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    yugothewolf Male 18-29
    68 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:13 am
    I know exatly what she`s talking about... I was gang raped by telemarketers, too! Man, if those Al Queda could only get their hands on this type of technology!!! WE`D ALL BE DOOMED!
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    CamilaPBdeA Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:15 am
    oh god
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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:18 am
    Lock that woman in a padded room and throw away the key.
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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:29 am
    If only I could get my hands on her phone number...I would have some serious fun..
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    outmywindow Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:31 am
    Oh. My. God. Wow....

    So, did I hear this wrong, or did she actually call the telemarketers herself? In that case, wouldn`t that mean she was tele-soliciting the telemarketers, thus making her a "murderer, racist, rapist, terrorist, etc."

    Oh, and this recording is a lot more fun if you imagine her head exploding at the end due to rediculously hight blood pressure.

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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:32 am
    lol, the women is screaming and the dude sounds straight up boored
    FUNNY XD
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    meghaness Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:33 am
    He should`ve just hung up on her. Sure, telemarketers are annoying. But that was just uncalled for.
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    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:39 am
    To be honest that was probably the highlight of his day.
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    GWall1 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:40 am
    This guy is great... I wish that happened to me when I used to have to make calls
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    WTFidunno Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:44 am
    Jesus Christ. This woman is nuts. I`ll be just like her in a few years.
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    Bruneau Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:05 am
    I like that she tries to justify her asking for his name by saying that the police and lawyers were involved. But as soon as she starts making threats against his family and people who aren`t even involved, she loses any legal backing that she may have had. Or at least she loses her credibility. This is the kind of person that the term "histerical" refers to.
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:12 am
    ^^ hysterical
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    Jagjamin Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:12 am
    Tele-marketers record the conversations I thought. She`s wrong of course, and I hope that he took her to court for all sorts of stuff.
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    Jagjamin Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:14 am
    I either listen and decide if I want to carry it on or not (Sometimes it`s stuff I just cant do, or things I dont want, I tell them) or I say "I relaly dont want to talk to telemarketers right now" and they say "Ok" And hang up. She`s a nutter, who should get 1 year at least for severe abuse and threats.
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    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:28 am
    This woman sounds like she is schizophrenic. Shame on you people who have a laugh at her expense. These people have the roughest time, because they are trapped in their own minds.
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    lukast Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:35 am
    yikes.
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    ICN Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:49 am
    is this for real, or was this staged?
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    aliens_exist Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:26 am
    LOL. This woman is whoa. Hahahaha!
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:44 am
    She sounded like she had problems. Not funny, disturbing. I hope she has call waiting, cause if she get`s called every 5 mins, she`s missed a couple right there.

    BTW, we don`t need to send soldiers to Iraq, just get their phone numbers and telemarket them to death!

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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:47 am
    If her phone rings all day, does she have this conversation with every telemarketer that calls? And how does your appendix rupture from a phone call? And she`s blaming them for her house getting broken into? So many questions...
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:52 am
    I HAVE TO HAVE THIS WOMAN`S NUMBER!!! Oh the hours of fun! I could get her to rupture a kidney! You know I don`t believe this woman has a mental disease. I work in a hotel and more than 50% or our guests act like this over inane crap.
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    Jon1984 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:02 am
    What I would like to know is who hung up?
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:09 am
    This lady actaully makes me feel bad for telemarketers is she really that psycho telemarketers are not hard to get rid of u can tell them apart from anyone and just straight hang up or tell them you dont want anything they give up easily they know not to got to far and RUPTURE YOUR KIDNEY Al Quada has some competition here man nor more alalalal now its hello mam would u like to buy this crap.
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    Bruneau Female 18-29
    50 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:39 am
    I don`t think her house was physically "broken into." I think that reference was for the telemarketer(s) calling her on her private home phone number. Apparantly, she views a phone call as an intrusion into her personal affairs.
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    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:12 am
    hehe... Fun on how her arguments doesn`t stand at all.

    If you are getting raped, or have a fire, or anything, I guess it would actually be helpful to have them there.

    Otherwise, you can just say "not interested" and hang up like my grandfather says... or give a small 15-second chat on how we`re not interested in "telephone spam" and that they lost any chance of having us as client forever, and then hang up, like my gf does.

    I prefer people ringing at the door, my friend had a axe handy at the door for early-morning latter-days (how ironic), he would take his worst look, grab the axe and open the door and say "whaddya want?" . Usually it works and no more trouble ;) I learned from that and got my own little stunt.

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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:25 am
    I bet she is a riot at the company christmas party.
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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 9:25 am
    I`m pretty sure she`s crazy.
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    micster Male 13-17
    191 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:52 am
    Lmfao, that was what 8minutes?

    Heres how my telemarketin calls go

    "Them: Hello im from ____ and we would like to
    Me: Could i just interrupt you there?
    Them: Sure
    Me: I aint interested *Hangup*"


    But that was the best call ive ever heard

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:08 am
    hahahaha, whats the big deal.
    haha, i really hope they play that tape in court.
    she is a drating liar!
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:43 am
    LoL! of course you can ring an ambulance, even if a telemarketer called earlier
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    flippant Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 10:49 am
    I agree with every word she said.
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:58 am
    I think it`s that time of the month...
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    Gintkins Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 11:12 am
    I`ve heard this before but the part where she roars "Rooooooooooooooo(or something like that).. you called my nmber!" never fails to crack me up.

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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:45 am
    I think my favorite part was how every so often she went "HGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!" <gasp I mean>
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    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:47 am
    OMFG nice...would be great to have her phone number
  42. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    if i ever meet this women i will chop off her face.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    also it sounds like a call from a serial killer.
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    incubusgirly Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    I used to be a telemarketer (I know, it`s awful), but we used to love calls like this...
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    Belial_87 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    This is made of win. If someone finds here number I want in on this too.
  46. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    People... its easy to avoid telemarketers...

    Pick up the phone ... say "Hello" if there is no imidiet response but you can hear some sort of static on the background ... hang up. Thats the dialing computer redirecting you to a human telemarketers.

  47. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    Lol best part:

    "I hope they play this tape in court someday ma`am"

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:37 pm
    She needs to be put out of her misery.
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    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    I can only hope as a result of this, she receives more telemarketing.
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    that was retarted, at first i thought she was crazy, then i thought she was faking...then i realized it wasent as funny as it could have been had i gotten some sleep, im going to bed
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    whatup09 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    i usually just say when they ask for me that i dont live there anymore.
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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    i think this ay be the same woman from wife swap...the God Warrior...sounds the same.
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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    do u guys in the US not have the rule for the telemarketer, customer services etc that if u threat or insult them twice, they can hang up on u with no repercussions from their job etc?

    i have to say, round of applause to that guy, i would hung up after 30 seconds...MAX! either that or woulda been laughing my head off the whole time

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    magand Male 18-29
    42 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    HAHA! i wanna be a telemarketer. You go alex!!
  55. Profile photo of FrogBomb
    FrogBomb Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    XD "You are a RACIST and you have KILLED people because of your telemarketing calls!"
  56. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    Like other call takers here have said, these kinds of calls make your day when you have a job in a call center.I had a tech support job for a web site company, and we catered to Real Estate Agents.Needless to say we got our share of calls, but we were not actually making outbound calls.

    It is almost a sport to see how well you can play off their angers while not letting them know how rude you are being.

    Things like, "Your password isn`t working? Ok, is your Caps Lock key on?"
    or Caller : "I went to the website "[email protected]" to try and cancel but it didn`t work."

    "Ma`am, that`s an e-mail address, not a web site"

    Normally when telemarketers call I have a field day with them."Hold on man, I`m taking a crap right now...uugghhhh *flush* I`m sorry what was it you wanted?"

    Or I use my cus. service skills to completely redirect the call."How are you doing? Where are you guys located?How`s the weather there?"Often I

  57. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    ha ha ha ha. I wonder how many of these people there are out there. I love telemarketers. I once tried to sell a credit card to a guy that called me. He got really confused and hung up on me. ha ha ha.
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    Er, Often I end the call without them ever asking me to buy anything.
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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    QUOTE: "If only I could get my hands on her phone number...I would have some serious fun.."

    I think we all would...omg that was soooooooo funny!

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    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    I tell them I`m deceased, or start acting like a perv, or try to get them to say racist comments
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    NASTY NASTY NASTY

    hahahahahahahahahahaaahha

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    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!11 U CALD MY HOUSE!!11
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    She could be scizophrenic (sp) and that sucks for her. However Alex was so calm and answered her rants so easily, I loved how when he gave an intelligent response that she wasn`t expecting she always paused as if to think of another way to get him.....and did you hear the clicks? I owuld have said no becasue i dont live in your head. She prob lives in a house with trash piled everywhere and poo on the floor
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    cjb1921987 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    Ok, well that was painfully to listen to! I wonder if they did go to court?
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:55 pm
    My appendix burst because of telemarketers too... *sigh*
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    Nemorach Male 30-39
    12 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    O-dear Gawd....that is just...wow. I use to be a telemarketer....yes, I know, I am evil. This tops any call I had. I did have one guy call me a big weiner....I started laughing and thanked him. I think that was the day I was fired from there...
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    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    that lady was a crazy bicht, but i think the telemarketer handled that pritty well by laughing at her.
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    thespread Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    I feel sorry for this woman. Goes without say she needs help. Alex handled that really well.
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Did anyone think of the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons while listening to that?
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    NASTY! Nasty, nasty.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    ahahahahaha

    i liked the way she was like "what about when your sat down for a meal or when youve gone to the loo?" and hes like i just leave it...and she goes skitz

    hahaha

    shes like this means u cant do this this or that! haha!!

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    Raf123ms Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    I believe I`ve heard of what this womans problem is.
    Paranoid Schizophrenic
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    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    Sounds like my mom. Who is skittzyy.
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    wonderbyrd Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    I work for a cell phone company trust me people do call in and talk like this to people. I don`t think she is schizophrenic.
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    :-O Woah. Holy Sh*t. What is wrong with her?!
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    omgwtfho Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    You know Alex had that call on speakerphone and the entire office was laughing their heads off.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    That`s just freaking hilarious!

    If I were Alex, I would have laughed way more, especially when she gasped all those times! :-D

    How do you die from telemarketers? What does rape have to do with any of it? Bwahahaha! She`s insane in the membrane! :-P

    I would have loved to get a call like this.

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    bobolison Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    pshee...i herd dat afor.
  79. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    Yea same here ^. I would have sued her for the threats. You know, I bet telemarketers get this sort of stuff all the time, mabie not so intense and mabie not that often but what a job that would be! How many of u want to be telemarketers after listening to that?
  80. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:37 pm
    Telemarketers aren`t so bad, I`m sorry. This woman is a bitch, the only way most telemarketers get your information is if you are an idiot usually.
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    dtbrehm
    42 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm
    how could you die from telemarketers?
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    jenice Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    ummm...poor guy is just doing his job. and telemarketers don`t normally leave messages (at least not here), so she`s totally bs-ing about the whole missing vital phone calls due to a full answering maching claim.
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    CrazyStaple9 Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    dude, that lady is crazy! If I could get her phone number I would call her like every 5 minutes for a week straight just to piss her off. By the end of this I was amazed that the telemarketer could not break down laughing right in front of her.
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    gabcab Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    He should get a show like the Colbert Report, he is amazingly good at not laughing
  85. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    This is very real. I am a bill collector, if you work in the buisness you know you get at least one call like this a week. It`s actually the best part of the job, notice how he never hangs up?
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:20 pm
    Appendix rupture...? from a phone call...? that sounds like a personal problem.

    You can you hear the click? I heard a click. What is your tax number? x D Death to the telemarketer.

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    kiki_001 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:27 pm
    that was dumb that lady needs to be $h0t
  88. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    You don`t ever call a human being... You are a terrorist, you are a rapist. I have a girlfriend who was gang raped(too much info) she said b/c of her telemarketing call she actually moved.

    ...Sooo being telemarketed is somehow worse than being GANG RAPED (you can`t rape the willing)

  89. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    I just want someone to clarify something for me... How do you rapture your appendix from a telemarketing call?
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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    I must say, Alex was very professional. I would have placed an ad in the local newspaper with her number in it, saying that she was looking for one night stands with multiple partners...and then I`d go to hell, of course, but at least it would have been fun to do.
  91. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    Crank up the volume at 8:40 right when someone hangs up, theres voices in the background... makes me believe that it was the woman who hanged up, and the background chatter was from the Telemarketer`s office.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    Yea i got raped by telemarkters to! ZOMG NO WAI!
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    zoinks Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    "i have a girlfriend who got gang raped because of tele marketers"
    daaaaaammmmn
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    kennedy7 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    i worked for a mortgage company and did poo like this. people would constantly give me crap or talk to me forever about their kids.

    when you get people who FLIP OUT like that make the job exciting, you can record your own on the program they used, too. it was incredible.

    OH, and for all that don`t know, it`s spelled retarDed, when will you people get that?

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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:25 pm
    ...He is just trying to make money... Maybe he could only get a job as a telemarketer? She frightens me. And even if she did that he could get a cell phone and unplug his phone home...
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    This guy is amazing. He is so calm.
  97. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    rofl! i work in a call center for a bank and i get calls similar to this all the time it is soo funny tho. i let people rant and when im acting profesional to them so they get more and more angry ive had people rant for 20-40 minutes b/c of just stupid random stuff that is normally thier fault hehehe XP
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    Dawnrise Female 50-59
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    OMG! I`m at a loss for words. LOL
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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
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    December 4, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    Haha, poor guy. He kinda reminds me of the phone losers though, how bored he sounds. I`m sure he was having a good time, listening to her though.
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    ArchEnemy89 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    She is the kind of lady that is a widow because their husband went over seas and never came back and she`s "waiting" for them. She probably has 57 cats and never leaves the house unless she needs tin foil to block out the alien rays that are intruding her head and for supplies for her atomic bomb shelter. She also reminds me of that Baptist Church lady that hates soldiers. But it was funny! She`s crazy. I think she`s gonna have another hemmorage."You are a rapist! People have miscarraiges because of you! They cannot sleep! They cannot call an aaaaaambulance!" Hahaha. =]
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:35 pm
    Sweet, post 101! Man the lady is crazy whack!
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    tallquadguy Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    I bet she fills out every single form she finds trying to win something, giving them her phone number. and then flips out and has no idea why she keeps getting new calls all the time.
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    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    That was funny xD
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    SOMEone forgot their meds
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    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    thats kind of creepy. i want to be a telemarketer JUST for people like this.
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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    bobbyo!!!!

    Yes! Thats exactly what I thought!!!

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    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    you are a life-destroyer!
    you are a terrorist!
    you are a murderer!
    you are a hater!
    you are a ...raptist!
    ...wow.
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    voltronmilke Male 13-17
    32 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    this is on ytmnd.com
  109. Profile photo of smart_sumo
    smart_sumo Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    Wow, I never thought of telemarketers as rapists...
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    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    If you get called every 5-10 min, just change your number.
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    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    If I were that guy, I would get everybody to work in that office to call her every 15 minutes or so. I would then take her number home with me, press *67(so she couldn`t trace the #) and call her at 2 in the morning! I would have SOOO much fun!
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    She isn`t schizophrenic. They usually respond to voices inside of their head...No, she`s just nucking futs. Alex deserves a raise.

    "I sure hope they play this in court one day, ma`am."
    That right there gives it 4 stars!

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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    :O its the God Warrior!!
  114. Profile photo of astrophe
    astrophe Female 18-29
    24 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:26 pm
    I am in NO way saying this woman was justified in her tirade.
    *BUT* there are some telemarketers don`t know when to give up. Once I got one asking me to donate money when I was seriously broke and I kept telling the man I didn`t have any money and he was like not even $30 dollars? Not even $20? Not even 5? He had me almost in tears, I felt so bad that I couldn`t donate or get him off the phone.
    Then he said he was going to put me through to someone else and not to hang up because he would keep calling back. So as soon as this lady got on the phone I was like "I`m sorry I really don`t have any money I tried to tell him but he wouldn`t listen" The lady said she would talk to him and wished me a good day.
    But I never had my house broken into or was raped.
    And I guess I did get a good telemarketer in the end
  115. Profile photo of partyboat
    partyboat Male 13-17
    10 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:26 pm
    hahahahahaha telemarketers gange raped her girlefriend over the phone, broke into her house, and ruptererd her appendix

    if i was the telemarketer i would call her every 2 seconds from now on

  116. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    I wish so bad that this call was fake, but I`m so scared that it`s real! Can you say paranoid schizophrenic?
  117. Profile photo of HolyHanna
    HolyHanna Female 18-29
    12 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    So, I work in customer service in a call center, but we don`t make outbound calls, but when we get a customer calling in that is this hysterical, we just sit back and kinda chuckle. You have to in a job like that because there is no need to be that upset.
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    nowaicrstnn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:35 pm
    i couldnt get through the whole thing because that bitch needed to SHUT THE FCKK UP!
  119. Profile photo of DaveyJames
    DaveyJames Male 13-17
    27 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 10:41 pm
    Yes, telemarketers are annoying but they have to make a living somehow. This lady just took it waaaaaaaaaaaaay too far. It`s a good thing the guy didn`t care that she was going off her nut at him.
  120. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:15 pm
    Was that my mother?
  121. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    Oh and i absolutely love the way the telemarketer handled that. I wouldnt of been able to contain my laugher, or i would have shut the bitch down ez. roflol
  122. Profile photo of slurba
    slurba Male 13-17
    132 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:20 pm
    ROFL!!!!!

    Right in the middle of the clip I started cracking up.

    "We will call you every single minute of the day!!!!!!!!!"
    *pause*
    small voice: "ok"
    "WHAT!!!?!!?!?!"
    small voice: "ok"

  123. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 11:49 pm
    http://odeo.com/audio/1790282/view this is funny but you have to listen to the last thing the indian guy says
  124. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 12:10 am
    Holy bleep, ever heard of the do not call list? Or make your number unlisted. Our number is unlisted and we get about one call a month cause noone can find our number. Crazy lady.
  125. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 1:50 am
    I know her. She also works as a phone sex operator.
  126. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 1:51 am
    Listening to this woman makes me want to shoot myself
  127. Profile photo of Ayvalen
    Ayvalen Female 18-29
    11 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:41 am
    Wow...this woman is nuts. O_o
  128. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:51 am
    you can see an even funnier one here
    here
  129. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 9:25 am
    You were bitten by a Werewolf called quack_stud.
    You have lost 1.38 kgs of flesh. Umm.. ok tht was really GAY quack stud! wtf sorta lame ass site was tht! As for the crazy women i cudnt hear awhole lot of what she was saying?.. jus shouting.
  130. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:05 am
    freakshow...
  131. Profile photo of ganglion
    ganglion Male 40-49
    27 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:19 am
    Pretty sad when a nurse forgets to take her PROZAC!!! And she called his mother a dog...
  132. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:49 am
    If she doesn`t get locked up soon (and forever) we`ll be hearing about her on the news someday. She`ll be the one that goes on a killing spree, taking out a few hundred innocent people in a mental rage.
  133. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    what the fu*k is she talking about....nutter.
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    drumbum86 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS A EMT! WOOOOOO!HAIL SATIN! WOOOO!I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!.......Wow! PMS at the MAX POWER I feel bad for her family mainly her husdand ...poor basterd
  135. Profile photo of drumbum86
    drumbum86 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    Aw one of Amarica`s finest moment
  136. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    This lady is crazy, why can`t she be like normal people and mess with the telemarketers when they call?
  137. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    dose she need English class 101 again? cuz I think a telemarketer isn’t a murderer or a racist and certainly not a terrorist lmao gezzz the correct way to insult him is "YOU MF SOB!! YOU TRY TO CALL ME AND PI$$ ME OFF WELL I WILL HAVE THE DO NOT CALL LIST AND YOUR JOB WILL GO DOWN MF!!! SO STOP CALLING AND IF YOU CALL ONE MORE TIME I WILL TAKE YOUR A$$ TO COURT"
  138. Profile photo of _trivium
    _trivium Male 18-29
    71 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    I bet that just made the telemarketer`s day. I mean, that lady was just a barrel of laughs. She should have her own TV show--I know I`d watch it!
  139. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    I wonder how many door-to-door salesmen she has chopped up and stored in her freezer...
  140. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:34 pm
    "u let the phone ring!?! u SOB!!!!"
  141. Profile photo of panda_attack
    panda_attack Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    GahDANG...it`s called "unplugging your phone at night and giving your patients your pager number"

    holy crap. I never realized people were such slaves to the telephone! Just unplug, stop paying the phone bill, invest in a cell phone, and stop subscribing to crap. Jeeez.

  142. Profile photo of PandaJones
    PandaJones Male 18-29
    12 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 4:58 pm
    All I have to say is, Alex, you the man! I love his response to half her questions.

    "...sure."

    That`s it, that`s all he says. Cool, calm, collect. High five Alex.

  143. Profile photo of DaveyJames
    DaveyJames Male 13-17
    27 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    I love the way that when she gets frustrated, she does that weird scream-gasp thing, like "Haaaaaaaaaw". XD
  144. Profile photo of LeighClark
    LeighClark Female 18-29
    5 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    What a Bitch!
  145. Profile photo of marisaface
    marisaface Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    oh my god his voice sounded like my boyfriend`s.
    that was great.
  146. Profile photo of Unknown1010
    Unknown1010 Male 13-17
    80 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    WOW, i feel bad for that alex even though he didnt seem moved by such a crazy person.
  147. Profile photo of nidadin
    nidadin Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 5, 2006 at 7:48 pm
    aw man, Alex <3
  148. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 9:50 pm
    for all you mfers feeling sorry or agreeing wit the lady, GO TO HELL
    i thought that was hilarious im gunna b a telemarketer :-D
  149. Profile photo of Jazeme
    Jazeme Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    how can you die by telephone calls...
    christ the woman is pyshcotic.
  150. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    your phone is ringing every 5 or 10 minutes every day and you dont mind it??!!
    no not really...

    lol
    im not quite sure, but telemarketers arent really normally thought of as terrorists, rapists, and murderers lol

  151. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    If she thinks its a crime to phone someone why does she have a phone? To get rid of telemarketers I just tell them I`m underadge. They say:hello could you answer a couple of questions? I say: I`m under 19. They say: okay good-bye.
  152. Profile photo of runroy
    runroy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    the funny thing is, is how she is the one who could get sued for harassment.
  153. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 5, 2006 at 11:42 pm
    Someone,quick,get the straightjacket & the tranqualizer...She not fit to be in this world! LOL
  154. Profile photo of Cyanic
    Cyanic Male 13-17
    388 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 11:48 am
    You are a murderer, you are a life destroyed, you are a terrorist.
    lmao I`m glad for telemarketers, because of things like this.
  155. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 11:55 am
    ROFLMFAO!! that was insane, including the woman!
  156. Profile photo of sbwlegate
    sbwlegate Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 6, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    that is best thing i have heard all day love the guy ......best way to get rid of the calls when they call in your most depressed voice say.. "she passed away yesterday ,then go into how they died ,make up a very tragic story then tell them the funeral home is on the other line and you must go and thank them for listening ... proven it works
  157. Profile photo of redx34099
    redx34099 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    Telemarketer suck but its a job and it pays the bills. If you dont want to talk to them then hang up
    the damn phone.
  158. Profile photo of monktoast
    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    she cant get sued for harrasment. unless she is given a letter to cease calling but still does.

  159. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    I guess it`s a rule telemarketers can`t hang up first...even in extreme cases.
  160. Profile photo of Volt64
    Volt64 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    Well now, somebody forgot their medication.
  161. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    That woman definitely has schizophrenia with the whole "police are listening" thing.

    And I love how calm that guy is :-D.

  162. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 7:11 pm
    Holey crap...I don`t want to run into her on a bad day..jesus christ!
  163. Profile photo of DemonFox
    DemonFox Male 13-17
    1 post
    December 6, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    Hooooooooooooly shiiiiiiz.
    I have heard nothing so ridiculous in past three to five years.
  164. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    " YOU`RE OKAY WITH THAT?!?!"
    "um... sure"
    "..... -_______-;;"
  165. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    I loved how I couldn`t understand what she was saying 90% of the time.
  166. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    December 6, 2006 at 11:35 pm
    omfg funniest thing ive seen all day lmfao
  167. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 9:35 am
    ok....
  168. Profile photo of darthmeal
    darthmeal Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    oh my god. i feel sorry for her, but then again...

    it would`ve been kind of funny if the telemarker said at the end "Soo, were you interested in buying that..."

  169. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 10:34 pm
    this reminds me of an activist in training, keep practicing, the `08 election is on the way
  170. Profile photo of Nytetears
    Nytetears Female 40-49
    1 post
    December 11, 2006 at 7:33 pm
    A telemarketer that is selling Prozac needs to call this woman.
  171. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    WOW... just wow. Has this crazy b*tch never heard of hanging up? I mean seriously if its a telemarketer it takes .5 seconds to hang up. She goes way to far with this and has lost her mind. 5:30 made me laugh. She makes it sound like every second of her life has the phone ringing from telemarketers. Because of this rant she probably shortened her own life. Crazy b*tch
  172. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Wow, this is scary.
    life sucks if you`re a telemarketer.
  173. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Alex handled thsi amzingly well (:
    "You are a TERRORIST".
  174. Profile photo of sanguine665
    sanguine665 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I`ve personally worked both debt collection, and telemarketing. I`ve never had anyone as bad as this... but close. Ignorant people like her are the reason I hold very little faith in humanity. Some people shouldnt be allowed to reproduce.

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