Crayola Emo

Submitted by: CheezeLuv 10 years ago Funny

The Crayons of the emo world.
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Female 35
You know there really is emo crayons! rofl
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Female 33
uummm did they try to use gray for gay??
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Female 24
gahh censoring?? bleh oh well
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Female 24
hahaha but i feel like an ignorant non-nice individual for laughing a little.
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Male 431
"pull you heads out of your asses. For one thing, there`s a difference between emo and depressed people."

I`m glad you finally realise that, Yumiii.

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Female 73
lolz
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Female 1,397
Its funny to make fun of funny things.
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Female 70
tears of midnight...

priceless.

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Female 34
NeonCarrot, i thought it did too. = =;
but whatever, this was funny. SO MANY DIFFERENT SHADES!
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Female 1
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Female 159
my favorite was raven feathers.
lmao =]
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Female 3
hahhahahahahahah. funny.
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Female 95
that was really really... stupid
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Male 52
Hehe, didnt know there so many names for the same shade of black or grey!
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Female 32
hahaha i thought this sed Elmo at the start :P that would be much better :D

~Wont you visit Pengky? She`s so lonely...she`d love a visit!~ Pengky!

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Male 280
Scary
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Female 104
I like tightjeans black! hahaha
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Female 130
eh...no comment except what will show up in this box that they technically name a comment.
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Female 1,382
Aww i thought it said Crayola Elmo.
Me too!
*snicker* Openly grey

There is an `emo culture`...fact. But it doesn`t mean you need an opinion on it.
*poke* What about freedom of speech...

Seriously, pull you heads out of your asses. For one thing, there`s a difference between emo and depressed people. Not everyone can solve their own damn problems, and you hating on them only makes things worse. Grow up and deal with it.
Lets not start that one again... >.>

...That is all.
NO MORE THAT IS ALL!
YOU ARN`T A SUPERMARKET ANNOUNCER!

ere`s a fact for you all to ponder over: `Goth children` are the most successful people later in life. They often get highpaying/well respected jobs. Don`t believe me? Here`s the proof!
Holy **** that`s not what I needed to see!

*phew* 5 posts in one...

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Female 422
ooh, my favorites are sorrowful gray and closted gray.
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Female 4
Emos shoulod just STFU and kill themselves already, attention seeking wheinners. Pathetic

Ya know telling someone to commit suicide is like telling them to break the law...it is illegal you know...so maybe you should STFU you stupid ass.

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Female 4
lol that was funny...emos just get old..theres so many of them now because of all the posers that are pretending to be emo when in reality they have nothing to complain about. ALSO not all goths are fat...I prefer being skater because skater guys are hot! Anyway that was pretty funny.
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Female 71
aha.. this is awesome.. if these were real i would buy some... for some friends.. ah, we would have luaghs.
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Female 139
no no no . there has to be 2 reds. lol *not emo*
i like the mournful grey. its so different than the rest.
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Female 340
ha. that was f u n n y. note the sarcasm.
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Male 909
I liked the Dorian Gray, because it doesn`t belong!
YAY DORIAN! :-)

Good book, too...................

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Male 447
LOL
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Female 1,065
ahaha stupid emo kids, I love this thing, so true.
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Female 218
The "dissing-an-almost-extinct-fad -because-theyre-so-depressed-and- immasculine-and-slit-their-wrists" thing.. it`s getting REALLY REALLY OLD. It`s NOT FUNNY anymore. It wasn`t funny two years ago when it started. Enough is enough.

I said this three months ago, but *stop talking about them and they`ll go away*.

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Male 2,576
Emos shoulod just STFU and kill themselves already, attention seeking wheinners. Pathetic.
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Female 1,398
haha i saw this stupid emo with his stupid emo girlfriend driving this beat up orange car on the highway yesterday.
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Female 137
Dorian Gray?! :-P that was funny, and also the fake tatoo black, and I agree, I like Elmo better
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Male 300
And thanks boxtop and converse UK for not being pissy twats. Most people who`ve commmented are just giving their opinion and not insulting people who they don`t know.

Yeah, sure. Boxtop, the guy who called everyone here a dickhead and other such things isn`t insulting people he doesn`t know. Right. Converse annoys me, but only because he puts "That is all" at the end of his posts. Grr.

However, there`s a vicious circle being created. Emos whine about the world, haters whine at the emos, then people who think they`re above them all whine at these haters because they think it puts them on the moral high ground...and then emos moan about all the hate on the forums (well, I bet they do). But I don`t see any of them having hissy fits on internet forums. So right now, I class them higher than most of you guys.

That is all. ;)

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Female 97
awesome!
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Male 410
my heart bleeds dispair from the depths of my wretched and weary soul. Oh I beg to be raped by death repeatedly....so that I may cease to exist. Oh death please rape me as I slit my wrists....

Now its your turn....try making up an emo quote its fun!!!!! LMAO

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Male 374
i like how all of them have little tiny frowny-faces on them.

=]!

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Female 47
Lol. I`ll take jet black, pitch black, tight jeans black, my hair, and my soul.
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Male 15
wrist slit red. the best, and the worst.|-(
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Male 142
Haha, Wrist Slit Red
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Male 74
Hehe, this made me chuckle.

Emo bashing has become a fad in itself though, and I think the word is thrown around out of context a little too much. Good for a laugh, but don`t take it seriously.

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Female 345
Bekka-Babe - you`re intensely annoying. Stop posting.

And thanks boxtop and converse UK for not being pissy twats. Most people who`ve commmented are just giving their opinion and not insulting people who they don`t know.

But some of you... well. Grow up and stop thinking you know everything about the world. You`re whining about emos whining. And it`s hypocritical.

Shut up.

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Male 431
`Openly gray` was the only thing funny about that.
This obsession with a scene that died many years ago pisses me off so much.
And `Bekka-Babe`, What`s a bogger?
never heard that one before...
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Male 528
wheres pussy pink?
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Female 3
not funny. not amusing. lame.
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Male 1,882
lulz
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Male 632
<i> OfflineTomSFox
Male, 18-29, Europe
119 Posts Tuesday, December 26, 2006 4:15:53 AM
Haha! Emos are the new nerds!</i>

Hahahah

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Female 351
haha "coming out grey"
"openly grey
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Female 86
I HATE EMOS
THEY SUCK
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Male 236
weiord
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Female 15
i want those crayons.
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Female 15
"What does the red one say?"

Wrist slit red.

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Male 4,246
Trivium, please be using sarcasm. Please?

Honestly, I haven`t dealt with enough `emo` people to make much of an opinion, but I`ll be damned if the comments made here on IAB will influence me at all. The comments are certainly amusing, if nothing else.

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Male 162
"Tears of Midnight". these guys are kinda creative lol :-P
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Male 239
LOl xD So f-----g true! Emo people are stupid...
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Male 71
If those were actual crayons, they would be such a waste of money. I counted exactly eight different colors (maybe just seven, it`s only eight because `Unloved Gray` looked different with its light wrapper but dark crayon), meaning 36 of those are just re-namings of existing shades.
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Male 59
k i got the next thing that will sweep the emo nation: and "wrist-sliting kinfe" line, heh, heh, no? k ill go draw a picture OOOO "i bleed black"
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Female 3,562
"Dorian Gray" :D :D :D
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Female 139
I LOVE this.

<3

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Female 1,407
Not availbale in stores near you...
It would be nice to find real stuff like that, even if it`s a joke
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Female 44
Oh yeah.
And the red one said
`Wrist-Slit Red`.
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Male 36
"WTF is War or Warcraft? Im guessing its sum type of crappy game right?"

your kidding, right? Like 2 billion people play that game

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Female 44
Meh.
Too bad.
Emo is only music.
D: I was waiting to see crayons covered with band names.
Oh well.
Stupid stereotype.
And person who said they were `emo`;
If you were `emo`, you would know that it isnt `emo`.
Its scene.
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Female 411
Haha, I didn`t read them all, but I get the point.
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Male 1,521
Emos are not funny at all. Disgusting pathetic bastards!
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Female 10
Whaaaaaaaaa! That really was a huge waste of time and now I actually feel dumb to have read it!
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Male 114
"Aww i thought it said Crayola Elmo."

I did that too. Then I misread it as Emu (then thought "alrgith, Emus").

*rides off on Emu then get killed by it*

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Male 204
LOL

Closet Gray and right under it
Coming-Out Gray

What was the red? I couldn`t read it.

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Male 223
Ahh Flame Wars.. Labels.. Chav, Emo, Dickhead..
Well All Over Used and well.. They Are Rather Stupid.. And We Cant Stop them so.. IGNORE THEM!
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Female 177
Hahaha you know im right Converse! Nike Airs all the way! Lmfao :P

Wow, you`ve just made me realise how much of a chav I really am... :o lmfao

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Male 1,270
...That is all.
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Male 1,270
I`m going to ignore that last comment on account that it`s pure untrue. They`re comfy to wear on stage (But get awefully cold in the winter...)

Here`s a fact for you all to ponder over: `Goth children` are the most successful people later in life. They often get highpaying/well respected jobs. Don`t believe me? Here`s the proof!

So quit yappin` and start *insert rhyming word here*

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Female 177
ConverseUK- Na just boggers goths and emos lmao. Goths scare me, emos dont respet life and boggers anoy me cos there hair is longer than mine:P:P But yeh i agree with ya on da lables stuff. I mean if i meet a bogger that is a gurd m8 n dusnt have smelly breath, I may change my mind. But until now, I haven`t. So pleese dont blame me.
And heyzeus9- lmfao that made me laff :P Not many people outside england no wot a chav or a bogger is. But i suppose that is good thing lmfao. But its cool you were intested (even if it was very slighty lmfao)
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Male 1,270
"the whole emo thing is kinda getting out of hand."

Don`t hold it in your hands then, sunshine.

That is all.

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Female 92
right well, what have i learned today? that there are many shades and categories of emo, so don misslabel people or you will be banished to a mainstream comercial company that pays out the wazoo for you to make these exact mistakes... but you won`t be happy really, because there will be so many teenage angsts out there that will be mislabeled by friends and family as emo when they`re really just an experimental depressed goth kiddy.
i also learned what a chav and a bogger are, thanks to wikipedia and me being bored enough to read to the forth page of the posts.
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Male 413
the whole emo thing is kinda getting out of hand.
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Male 1,270
You really dont like anyone, do you?! Theres wayyyy too many cultures these days. I remember when it used to be simple: There were humans. If you weren`t a human, you were nothing at all (Or maybe a plant or something...). We need to break the walls of these culters and subcultures and sub-sub-cultures. When I get a chance, I`m going to make a tree of sub-cultures...starting at the top with `Humans` and then branching into every single title people use these days (chav, emo, goth, townie, skater, prep, gangster, etc).
Anyone steal my idea and I`ll...well, I`ll cry!

Again, that is all.

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Female 177
And IAM is proof you need to delete the internet, why do you go on it if it angers you that much?
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Female 177
Boxtop- Orr for Gods Sake! yeht the world is $hit. But can one person change that? No. Can one person complaining change that? No. Can a bunch of idiot emos acting depressed change that? NO! they make it worse. Guys, stop saying the world is rubbish cos It isnt going to help. GO OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL instead ov crying about it if your that boverd.
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Female 177
Lmfao naaa Converse I aint. But everyone in my school is and all my m8s are. Im just your normal hyper 13 year old girl lmao. Are your bogger? Bet any money you are!

...dont like them eiffa. :)

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Male 651
"If you took some time out from criticising everyone, you`ll see that the world isn`t as happy and jolly as you think of it."

Damn straight. The world sucks, and those who think otherwise are probably either too high, too drunk, or too full of themselves to even realize the bad stuff that goes on in the world.

Seriously, pull you heads out of your asses. For one thing, there`s a difference between emo and depressed people. Not everyone can solve their own damn problems, and you hating on them only makes things worse. Grow up and deal with it.

Of course, most of you are still preteens, so you haven`t developed the brain capacity to accept other people.

Dickheads. I don`t understand why the hell I`ve tolerated you guys for so long. IAB is proof that we need to get rid of the Internet.

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Male 1,270
`Bekka`, I`m now making this official: You are a chav.

Thank you, that is all.

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Female 177
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DEE-TROIT!
...I Love This City...

Lmfao sorry :D

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Male 572
i laughed at the red one
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Female 857
hahaha. I laugh at that 12 year old chick that goes under the `tomboy` name. "Oh I used to be a tomboy, but I`m emo now."

People change their `way of life` like they change their underwear.

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Female 29
beanboy, I LOVE YOUR PIC!!!!its freakin awesome!
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Female 33
if you call yourself emo your fckn gai.
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Female 177
Odd_Mindset
WTF is War or Warcraft? Im guessing its sum type of crappy game right? I hate emos yeh, but by me saying that how can you assume that im a 11 year old boy whos plays on some game that i havent even heard of? If your making assumptions about people who hate emos, why cant we make assumptions about emos themselves? If you think that all people that dislike emos are 11 year old male game addicts, then why can`t we think stuff like that about emos? And if your saying, get a life to us, why can`t we say it to them? What makes you so special to being the only one who is allowed to insult people? And you say that we think that we`re better than evryone else?
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Female 681
That`s not funny...
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Male 986
ROFL these crayons are as unique as you, emos...

ROFL these crayons arent unique at all, which is the proof that emos arent uniques either.... theyre just moron who want to looks same each others

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Male 986
what with openly gray? what`s funny? cause its like openly gay?
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Male 142
Jeez, when is it gonna end? This "I Hate Emos" thing has gone on for freaking ever!
Its just another trend, stop acting liked you are better than other people. You`re the ones saying that these so called "emos" need to get a life, but you have nothing better to do than insult them on the internet, while multitasking on World of Warcraft, which you have been playing for eight days straight, and you are really some 11 year old kid who is insulting people on the internet because you don`t think anyone from your school goes on here and won`t be able to reveal that you are one of the most hated people in school.
Now who needs a life?
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Female 670
-NeonCarrot-
Aww i thought it said Crayola Elmo.
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me too!!!!! lollollollol
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Male 1,270
Wow, RyanF701...your toughness impresses me (Please note the use of sarcasm there...its and English trait I believe,a dn we`re bloody good at it)
The amount of hipocricy in these forums is immense...I mean for God sake, you`re moaning about people who you think moan too much...see the connection?
There is an `emo culture`...fact. But it doesn`t mean you need an opinion on it. In the words of The Beatles:
`And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.`

End note- get over it and stop trying to act like you know the life story of every single person. You don`t...in fact, you don`t even care about your own life. If you took some time out from criticising everyone, you`ll see that the world isn`t as happy and jolly as you think of it. It`s all about interpretation...or in your cases, the cold-hearted lack of it.

That is all.
(I am aware that I may have made spelling mistakes, so don`t feel the need to tell me I have.)

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Female 1,071
Meh
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Female 412
hm..i bleed black is the best color...or wrist-slit red..those r my colors ^_^
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Male 1,003
if you really didnt care about anything. shut the hell up. go kill yourself or stop whining. why the hell do you wear tight black pants? why do you wear make up? WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?!! it looks f*cking gay! ok? so get a f*cking life EMOS!

hahah the crayons the funny as hell. i also thought it said Elmo =S hahahah i cant read. so sad but im not going to go kill myself or write shytty poems.

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Male 2,486
Yeah if any emos come in here and start crying about how no one understands them i`m going to f*ck them up with words again.
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Female 177
Arr! I rellllli dont like emos. There is not realy ani point of living if all ya gonna go is complain about how terrible the world is and act all depressed. If ya dont like if, go fly to mars or something. Or even better, jump off a cliff. Im sorry but they relli annoy me :@
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Female 600
Ok I also thought it said Crayola Elmo. This emo crap has to stop.
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Female 169
the red one says wrist-slit red

I love the closet-grey, openly-grey and coming out-grey!

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Male 54
The best one is the "My Soul" black. This is hilarious.
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Female 509
bahaha Non-Conformist White
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Male 564
It`s also pretty funny how on the top of each crayon, there`s a sad face.
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Male 564
"Even though your poetry is utter $hit, and your suicide notes are illegibal, at least they will LOOK arty!"
HAHAHA
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Female 45
my favorite is raven feathers
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Female 1,596
Awwww there`s no blue :(

*Laughs at little emo kids using them*

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Female 45
i wish i had these
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Female 56
ha
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Male 70
Emos need to evolve and start cutting other people to get noticed. Does anyone care if a gray, talentless, depressed idiot cuts himself to death? No- but if they cut others at least they get noticed by the police! It`s all about attention for them, and this is the only way anybody will willingly give any to those pathetic GrAY emos...
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Female 243
I want a packet!!Lol.
Cool colours.
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Male 4,393
i bleed black??? light sux!!! ;P
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Female 609
hahahaha my favorites were `my hair` (black) and wrist slit red. hahahahahaha

I thought it said elmo too :( elmo`s better than emos :(

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Female 797
Funny stuff right there.
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Male 300
Haha Matwix_2004, part of the way through your list you change from "grey" to "gray". It`s funny how you change at the point where you`re "openly gray". How fitting...
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Male 988
red one says Wrist-slit red not wrist-poo red, makes more sense now doesn`t it?!
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Female 1,944
yeah pretty predictable
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Female 110
hahaha... emo is gay!
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Female 191
lol
i loved "non conformist white"
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Male 1,204
LOL
not true

i think it goes both ways

also, emos try to be "different" by just going to the opposite side of the spectrum, where they be just like everyone else. They`re pathetic cause they want attention by acting just like another bunch of morons who also want attention. they`re also not mentally stable

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Female 32
openly gray! lol
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Male 98
emos are skinny

and goths are fat

thats they way to categorize them

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Male 27
Anybody got a link to a higher res. pic?
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Male 2,551
Dull Grey
Razorblade Grey
Indifferent Grey
Brooding grey
Overcast
Grim grey
Mournful
Monochrome
Closet Grey
Coming out grey
Openly gray
Dissafected gray
colourblind gray
Sorrowful gray
Unloved gray
Uncaring gray
Corpse gray
Dorian gray
Cobweb gray
Keyboard gray
Graphite gray
Nosering silver
Blood-slit red
Pasty white
Reaper white
Skelitons
Nonconformist white
Pitch Black
Jet black
Tight jeans black
Fake Tattoo black
My hair
My glasses rims
My soul
Tears of midnight
Makeup black
Raven feathers
Darkness
Wicca black
Fake Goth Black
Wrist warmer black
Oppressed black
I bleed black
Light sux
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Male 1,461
"Fake Goth Black" haha
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Female 364
..::[I]::..
..::[nEeD]::..
..::[ThEsE]::..
..::[cRaYoNs]::..
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Female 23
"Each one unique as you are." Hah!
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Female 345
blahblah..

The whole emo/make fun of emo thing is getting REALLY old.

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Male 732
Emos are pathetic! That`s why they`re funny!
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Male 2,592
emo`s need to find something to do with themselves... thats why they`re so emo.. come from a quiet town, miles away from civiliztion with nobody to talk to and nothing to do.. why not cut yourself and be sad? lucky for me i come from the city (DEE-TROIT), go to clubs, have friends, drink, and i smoke weed. (sometimes coke and xtc) i`m a happy cookie! Maybe thats the answer for sad emo`s... MOVE!! :) I don`t know anybody like that we`re all happy here

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Male 731
emos suck and should all be thrown in a lava pitt
death to all emos!
yay for happiness!
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Female 606
why are emos funny?
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Male 2,567
What does the red one say?
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Male 239
lol everything is greyscale except red
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Female 1,070
ha
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Male 195
The intersting thing about non-conformists is they are conforming to the main stream just as much as any prep, merely on the opposite side.
The mainstream likes Qwen Stafainy, you have to hate it.

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Male 2,519
Love the variety of colours to choose from
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Male 732
Haha! Emos are the new nerds!
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Male 40
HAHAHAHA Openly Gray!
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Male 336
"light sux" arroweffel

a sub-culture that revolves around self destruction is a failed sub-culture. it`s all just thinning the gene pool

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Female 630
"Aww i thought it said Crayola Elmo."
same!
my favorite was coming out grey :-) it made me lol
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Female 1,972
Openly Grey....lol
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Female 280
hahaha, "my hair," "my soul," "i bleed black," and "light sux" are all nice names for the same color :]
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Male 59
Heh, anyone remember the Crayola Cutter? =) Cuts Where Scissors Can`t™, yay..
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Male 1,386
lol. stupid emos
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Male 157
Predictable.
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Male 321
And here they`ll be a bunch of people saying

"Don`t label people! It`s meaaaan! I hates you!"

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Male 321
Refer to my avatar/pic.
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Male 29
oooooooooo yay! i love emos! to be a non conformist u gotta wear all black, talk and act like use, and drink coffee
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Female 458
ooook
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Male 99
Unfortunately, it`s the truth...
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Male 1,496
Aww i thought it said Crayola Elmo.
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Female 300
sweet...thats actually funny
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Male 829
EMO EMO EMO
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Female 153
Link: Crayola Emo [Rate Link] - The Crayons of the emo world.
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