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Date: 12/30/06 02:07 AM

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    December 29, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Link: Broccoli Theif - Why in the world would someone steal broccoli?
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
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    December 30, 2006 at 2:12 am
    "We`re not really looking for a truck of broccoli right now."

    Apparantly, if I steal trucks of produce, the police wont come after me.

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:39 am
    Sounds like someone needed more fiber in their life.
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 2:49 am
    Well duh...it prevents cancer...idiot
  5. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 2:50 am
    Would be cool if he pulled a Robin Hood and gave it to the poor.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 2:55 am
    I used to love broccoli, until I had the misfortune of eating a nasty one and I`ve since lost the taste for them I once had.
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    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:57 am
    FallenSoul, I think your comment was one in a million... especially on the topic of Stolen broccoli. Would the poor really want broccoli? Potatos on the other hand...
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:58 am
    Ok this story had me laughing my butt off because it`s so stupid. Exactly what will the thief do with all those veggies?
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    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:08 am
    I read about this in the paper @ work today
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    BigGuyMikePA Male 18-29
    99 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:12 am
    ^Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:49:38 AM
    Well duh...it prevents cancer...idiot

    Nice George Carlin reference Tyrizzle...

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    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:15 am
    "`We have homicides happening in town,` Zorich said. `We`re not really looking for a truck of broccoli right now.`"

    $50,000 worth? You best be looking for that shiznit.

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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:43 am
    Thieves need their greens.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 3:44 am
    "What is someone going to do with that amount of produce?"

    Hmm... cops aren`t looking for him... he can easily sell it. Free money for him!

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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 5:21 am
    ^^ Or since they think he stole it for the trailor, he is probably going to grow pot in the trailor then just drive it too the sale. It`s suprisingly common. If that be the case, the broccoli could probably be mulched up and composted to be used to enrich their little grow-op. Oh, and on the note of who would want broccoli, I have no clue. Unless of course he then robbed a dairy factory and made a nice cheese sauce to go over it:-p Haha, and yes nobody could turn down spuds. I love potatoes^_^
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    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 5:54 am
    They never said WHAT kind of green stuff, now did they?
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    Volaverunt Male 13-17
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    December 30, 2006 at 6:01 am
    8| WTF!?
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 6:19 am
    I think "The broccoli bandit" sounds better then just plain old "Broccoli thief".

    "Oh no Batman, the broccoli bandit strikes again!"
    "He sent us an encrypted message in some cheese sauce."
    "Quick Robin, to the bat kitchen."

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 6:49 am
    ^rofl: holy cruciferous vegetation, there`s a bat kitchen?
  19. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:19 am
    ^^There is if there`s a Broccoli Bandit.
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    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:42 am
    well, we know it wasn`t the hamburglar!!!!!!!!
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:50 am
    well, it was worth $50, 000, but then someone says "What is someone going to do with that amount of produce? On the black market, I can`t imagine that`s something that`s worth money to anybody."

    yeah, but there`s always the NORMAL market!

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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 7:59 am
    Well, he could probably just go to a farmers market or something and set up a broccoli stand. And everything he`d make would be profit to him.
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    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 8:16 am
    THEIF?
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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:42 am
    It is doubtful that the guy actually knows how to drive a truck like that. I would be willing to bet that when they eventually catch him, it will be in a seven-car pileup.
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    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:54 am
    potatoes are kickass!!!! <@>_<@>
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:59 am
    Why in the world would someone NOT steal broccoli?!
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    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:01 am
    When asked if there were any leads the detective replied, "Well right now we`re just looking for the cleanest colon in town."
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:22 am
    I would find the fattest vegetarian or hippie who takes a shyt more often.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    December 30, 2006 at 10:46 am
    haha. i want to do that.
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    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    You know how a lot of people like to imagine swimming in a pool of money? Or pudding or whatever? He wanted a BROCCOLI pool. Dive in, the veggie`s fine!
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    I read this in my newspaper two days ago.... this site is slow with news stories.
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 1:33 pm
    Somewhere in the world, kids are rejoicing! Sounds like the Kids Next Door finally completed operation, "Not a Green Giant Anymore!"
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    o.0 very awkward.
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    December 30, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    The guy obviously stole the veggies so he can build a garage out of it, the individual pieces will be stuck together with cheese and piled like bricks to store the truck, DUH!
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    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    Nothing makes me more proud to live in Illinois.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    Cheesey brocooli!!! !!!!mmmmm..... ....Broocoooli... ........ZCheese... ....mmmm
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    Aramil What on Earh makes you think the guy could not drive the truck? Read my prior post, this sort of thing is not uncommon and is often linked to huge grow-ops and sometimes even organized crime. More often than not, these people are proffesionals.
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    michaelteh Male 18-29
    84 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:06 pm
    id steal a truckload of broccoli. i love that sheit!!!!
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    Mxa Male 13-17
    134 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    AHAHAHA so funny!! I laughed as hell XD
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    "What is someone going to do with that amount of produce?" Zorich said. "On the black market, I can`t imagine that`s something that`s worth money to anybody."

    I LOL`d here.

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    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    lmao
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    "What is someone going to do with that amount of produce?"
    sell it for carrots maybe
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    `Cause it`s good. Duh.
    :-P
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    Link1919 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    omfg why would u steal that. Lol bet he didnt know what it was
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    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 9:06 pm
    answer to your question, buddy, Broccili Rocks.
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    Ok so we have Four mayor solutions to the crime
    1- Te Broccoli Bandit stole it for another one of his elaborated broccli schemes to rule the world. Batman and Robin are working hard on the batkitchen to solve this one out.
    2- The Kids Next Door finally completed operation, "Not a Green Giant Anymore!" and are working on the destruction of the evil brussel sprouts, after some root beers of cours.
    3- A group of drug dealers are using the trailer for the growing of their own "greens" and selling smashed up Broccoli to the stupid druggies that have zero neurons left.
    4- A 21st century Robin Hood will give the stolen broccoli to the needy.
    5- Some wierdo`s dream of having a broccoli pool just came true.
    In any case we all know the same thing. Broccoli just made our day. well at least mine
    (ideas taken from FallenSoul, VictoryRider, hagane and snapplemouse; thnx for the laughs :D XD )
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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:42 am
    he wont get constipated while robbing other peoples houses.
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 1:06 am
    "We are looking for a broccoli thief. If you see someone who looks suspicously healthy or a vegetarian CALL THE POLICE INSTANTLY!!!"
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    "On the black market, I can`t imagine that`s something that`s worth money to anybody." lol black market vegetables
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    david_kap1 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    *picks up radio* CODE RED CODE RED we have found the brocolli smuggalar, hes trying to excape GET THE TOMATOE GUNS FIRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE "wow never thought it would come to that" AHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOO tomatoes.... my true enemy *falls*
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    My theory is that he is a kleptomaniac that saw his golden opportunity. he probably didnt even care that it was broccoli, he just wanted to steal something
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    BROCOLLI INVASION! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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    nop9001 Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 1:31 am
    didnt he spell theive wrong?????????? just wondering correct me if im wrong
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    January 2, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    WTF?!
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    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    183 posts
    January 6, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    wat a prink

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