Breakage

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/last-week%27s-shots/a-very-special-last-weeks-shots-update-218521.php

Nice that they both happened to be members of the same forum.
There are 51 comments:
Male 47
He`s probably like.. "Oh it`s no big deal, Its just a baby..what`s the worst that can happen" LOL...ok lemme list that out
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-Baby
-STD
-Aids
-Get the crap beat out of you by your parents
-Ruin your life
-LOL
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Male 96
Her doctor gave her Tic Tacs.
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Male 5
This is the reason why the world is getting smaller. USE CONDOMS!
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Female 302
i will LOVE to have a explanation why a girl on the pill will be a slut. Most the time, i heard the oppposite "whisper: she is on the pills, she most be super active sexualy, what a slut"

Pills mess up your hormones and stuff and give you bad side effect.

Anyway, that guy is a jerk -__-;; why not just tell her, OK ok, maybe you get embarrassed. Maybe you fear responsability (girls can be such a pain, want to keep baby and chains the guy down) But i swear girl, he doesnt look so bright so dont plan on keeping a f)ucktard like that.

Koalameatpie: They was refering as a local drugstore, like your Jean-Coutu, or Phamiliprix.

(Make me think i should ask for IAB to post those phamiliprix publicity, they are hilarious)

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Female 364
lol i dont care weather its real or not, its damn funy
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Female 250
what a jerk
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Male 204
LOL! I wonder what happens next, will they post again?! The world may never know.
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Male 1,496
Yoeri: "Damn, thats messed up, probably ruined his day."

... Yea and probably a whole lotta other things to.

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Female 1,596
o.0 dee dee dees!!!

I bet their going to find out that this site is sharing to the world lol

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Female 90
Jeez, what`s wrong with not being on the pill? All girls suddenly have to be on the pill or something?? It screws with your hormones and increases your risk of breast cancer. And shouldn`t you be wearing a condom for a one night stand no matter what other forms of birth control you`re using? STD`s anyone??
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Female 690
How embarrassing doesn`t he have some friends he can ask for advice or something?
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Male 4,393
stupid
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Female 80
"Haha I find that extremely funny. Loser asks advice on the same place that they met each other. How retarted can someone be?"

I would say about as much as someone who spells retarded as "retarted".

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Female 29
that`s beautiful.
but he should`ve told her.
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Male 686
.....okaaayyyy....


have fun with that bye

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Female 47
Idiot.
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Female 1,262
Cold.
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Male 572
this prob is fake if i found out that he was the one who got me pregnant and said i rubbish in bed i would be going mental on him
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Male 405
jayembee i think that he meant since she was willing for a one night hookup she should be on the pill, i don`t think this way but a normal man whore would. anyway sounds a little fake considering she was calm not going omg u pucker i hate u
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Male 561
I will have to say this is fake cause it sounds like an intenet prank I would pull for attention
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Female 578
not taking the pill "for some reason"?!?!
is it a woman`s job to be on the pill or something? >_>
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Female 1,065
ahahahahha xD dumb dumb dumb..funny! :D
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Male 986
whoa, read the comments in the link itself ( i mean, more than the 2 first ones) its kinda.... whoooaaa


WHAAAAAAA koalameatpie!!!!!!! YOURE FRENCH IN CANADA!??! THAT MEANS YOUREFROM QUEBEC???
quebec dudes are gay =P

no, im joking..... chu de québec.... ouaaaaiiis!
(traduction:)im from quebec!..........yeaaaaa!


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Female 354
Guys like him should be paraded through town so people can throw stuff at him.
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Female 1,395
hahaha...this cant be real?
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Female 2,084
oh wow. man. that has to be fake. that girl was too calm about it. seriously.
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Male 151
"Spchloinked? That`s... an interesting... name for coitus." -GraveCicada
Sounds funny, thats all. I would not use that term for anyone I know, its a bit too impersonal. I have never had sex without a meaningful relati0onship (although that doesnet particulaly mean gf/bf)...
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Male 495
onday, December 11, 2006 5:50:21 AM
QUOTE"CVS is a kind of ... "General Supermarket" ... Supermarket and Warehouse bastard child kind of thing...

Huge selection of crap... but nothing of excelent quality."QUOTE


CVS is a drug store, think Walgreens, same basic thing, differet name.

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Female 1,463
i dnt believ tht
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Male 160
wtf how does anyone beleive this? would be so easy to fake this geez.
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Male 318
she`s too much of a slut to not be on the pill
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Female 1,001
Is it just me or is the world getting smaller?


she got pwned...

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Male 1,039
zippo121 ^^^^^ I sure hope you were joking...LOL. You made yourself look dumb if you aren`t.

CVS is a drugstore in America. You can buy medications and other items at them. Including condoms, obviously.

LOL @ this guy and girl...how dumb can you get.

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Female 211
If this isn`t fake, he`s a total jerk for not telling her the condom broke. That`s uh.. something you should let us know about.
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Male 376
Damn, thats messed up, probably ruined his day.
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Female 1,972
For the sake of the gene pool, I hope her menses showed up on schedule.
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Female 104
ROFLMAO
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Male 316
Haha I find that extremely funny. Loser asks advice on the same place that they met each other. How retarted can someone be?
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Male 724
CVS is a kind of ... "General Supermarket" ... Supermarket and Warehouse bastard child kind of thing...

Huge selection of crap... but nothing of excelent quality.

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Male 216
R_U_Kidding, good idea
"sorry dear, but it appears that my condom broke, shall we try again?"
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Male 336
its probably fake
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Male 2,576
Ok, I`m French From canada, whats CVS again?
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Male 4,246
Alright everybody, sing along!! "It`s a small world after all, it`s a small world after all...."

Seriously, though, he really should`ve told her the condom broke. Common courtesy cannot be THAT foreign of a concept.

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Male 813
What are the odds, lol.
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Female 178
Holy crap...hahahaha that was funny!
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Female 600
omg. From a girls point of view, that`s pretty messed up.
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Female 172
Spchloinked? That`s... an interesting... name for coitus.
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Male 151
BigBonny... oh god and plan b are the two people that screwed... he posted for help, and the person who responded was the girl he spchloinked...
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Male 151
This is why I dont screw girls I dont know... and rarely screw the ones I do that im not romantically involved with...

P.S. lil sis if you see this... I`m not talking about Karin! :p

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Male 2,216
I dont quite understand what`s going on...
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Male 10,115
Link: Breakage [Rate Link] - Nice that they both happened to be members of the same forum.
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