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Date: 12/11/06 02:10 AM

51 Responses to Breakage

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 10, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    Link: Breakage - Nice that they both happened to be members of the same forum.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:19 am
    I dont quite understand what`s going on...
  3. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:19 am
    This is why I dont screw girls I dont know... and rarely screw the ones I do that im not romantically involved with...

    P.S. lil sis if you see this... I`m not talking about Karin! :p

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    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:20 am
    BigBonny... oh god and plan b are the two people that screwed... he posted for help, and the person who responded was the girl he spchloinked...
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    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:27 am
    Spchloinked? That`s... an interesting... name for coitus.
  6. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:29 am
    omg. From a girls point of view, that`s pretty messed up.
  7. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:30 am
    Holy crap...hahahaha that was funny!
  8. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:44 am
    What are the odds, lol.
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:49 am
    Alright everybody, sing along!! "It`s a small world after all, it`s a small world after all...."

    Seriously, though, he really should`ve told her the condom broke. Common courtesy cannot be THAT foreign of a concept.

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:39 am
    Ok, I`m French From canada, whats CVS again?
  11. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:57 am
    its probably fake
  12. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:13 am
    R_U_Kidding, good idea
    "sorry dear, but it appears that my condom broke, shall we try again?"
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    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:50 am
    CVS is a kind of ... "General Supermarket" ... Supermarket and Warehouse bastard child kind of thing...

    Huge selection of crap... but nothing of excelent quality.

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    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:59 am
    Haha I find that extremely funny. Loser asks advice on the same place that they met each other. How retarted can someone be?
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    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:17 am
    ROFLMAO
  16. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:27 am
    For the sake of the gene pool, I hope her menses showed up on schedule.
  17. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 7:20 am
    Damn, thats messed up, probably ruined his day.
  18. Profile photo of rawr_noozle
    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 8:46 am
    If this isn`t fake, he`s a total jerk for not telling her the condom broke. That`s uh.. something you should let us know about.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 8:55 am
    zippo121 ^^^^^ I sure hope you were joking...LOL. You made yourself look dumb if you aren`t.

    CVS is a drugstore in America. You can buy medications and other items at them. Including condoms, obviously.

    LOL @ this guy and girl...how dumb can you get.

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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 9:29 am
    Is it just me or is the world getting smaller?


    she got pwned...

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    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:00 am
    she`s too much of a slut to not be on the pill
  22. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:03 am
    wtf how does anyone beleive this? would be so easy to fake this geez.
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:07 am
    i dnt believ tht
  24. Profile photo of DrewK
    DrewK Male 30-39
    495 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    onday, December 11, 2006 5:50:21 AM
    QUOTE"CVS is a kind of ... "General Supermarket" ... Supermarket and Warehouse bastard child kind of thing...

    Huge selection of crap... but nothing of excelent quality."QUOTE


    CVS is a drug store, think Walgreens, same basic thing, differet name.

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    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    "Spchloinked? That`s... an interesting... name for coitus." -GraveCicada
    Sounds funny, thats all. I would not use that term for anyone I know, its a bit too impersonal. I have never had sex without a meaningful relati0onship (although that doesnet particulaly mean gf/bf)...
  26. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    oh wow. man. that has to be fake. that girl was too calm about it. seriously.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    hahaha...this cant be real?
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    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    Guys like him should be paraded through town so people can throw stuff at him.
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    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    whoa, read the comments in the link itself ( i mean, more than the 2 first ones) its kinda.... whoooaaa


    WHAAAAAAA koalameatpie!!!!!!! YOURE FRENCH IN CANADA!??! THAT MEANS YOUREFROM QUEBEC???
    quebec dudes are gay =P

    no, im joking..... chu de québec.... ouaaaaiiis!
    (traduction:)im from quebec!..........yeaaaaa!


  30. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:19 pm
    ahahahahha xD dumb dumb dumb..funny! :D
  31. Profile photo of jayembee
    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    not taking the pill "for some reason"?!?!
    is it a woman`s job to be on the pill or something? >_>
  32. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    I will have to say this is fake cause it sounds like an intenet prank I would pull for attention
  33. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    jayembee i think that he meant since she was willing for a one night hookup she should be on the pill, i don`t think this way but a normal man whore would. anyway sounds a little fake considering she was calm not going omg u pucker i hate u
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    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    this prob is fake if i found out that he was the one who got me pregnant and said i rubbish in bed i would be going mental on him
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    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    Cold.
  36. Profile photo of _Nobody_
    _Nobody_ Female 13-17
    47 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    Idiot.
  37. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    .....okaaayyyy....


    have fun with that bye

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    marisaface Female 13-17
    29 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    that`s beautiful.
    but he should`ve told her.
  39. Profile photo of dianne
    dianne Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    "Haha I find that extremely funny. Loser asks advice on the same place that they met each other. How retarted can someone be?"

    I would say about as much as someone who spells retarded as "retarted".

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    stupid
  41. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 8:42 pm
    How embarrassing doesn`t he have some friends he can ask for advice or something?
  42. Profile photo of tundralost
    tundralost Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    Jeez, what`s wrong with not being on the pill? All girls suddenly have to be on the pill or something?? It screws with your hormones and increases your risk of breast cancer. And shouldn`t you be wearing a condom for a one night stand no matter what other forms of birth control you`re using? STD`s anyone??
  43. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    o.0 dee dee dees!!!

    I bet their going to find out that this site is sharing to the world lol

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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    December 11, 2006 at 11:23 pm
    Yoeri: "Damn, thats messed up, probably ruined his day."

    ... Yea and probably a whole lotta other things to.

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    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:46 am
    LOL! I wonder what happens next, will they post again?! The world may never know.
  46. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 1:11 am
    what a jerk
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    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:14 am
    lol i dont care weather its real or not, its damn funy
  48. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    i will LOVE to have a explanation why a girl on the pill will be a slut. Most the time, i heard the oppposite "whisper: she is on the pills, she most be super active sexualy, what a slut"

    Pills mess up your hormones and stuff and give you bad side effect.

    Anyway, that guy is a jerk -__-;; why not just tell her, OK ok, maybe you get embarrassed. Maybe you fear responsability (girls can be such a pain, want to keep baby and chains the guy down) But i swear girl, he doesnt look so bright so dont plan on keeping a f)ucktard like that.

    Koalameatpie: They was refering as a local drugstore, like your Jean-Coutu, or Phamiliprix.

    (Make me think i should ask for IAB to post those phamiliprix publicity, they are hilarious)

  49. Profile photo of N00bzor
    N00bzor Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 8:12 pm
    This is the reason why the world is getting smaller. USE CONDOMS!
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    omgwtflol Male 18-29
    96 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    Her doctor gave her Tic Tacs.
  51. Profile photo of WAT_090
    WAT_090 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    December 13, 2006 at 12:06 am
    He`s probably like.. "Oh it`s no big deal, Its just a baby..what`s the worst that can happen" LOL...ok lemme list that out
    ...
    -Baby
    -STD
    -Aids
    -Get the crap beat out of you by your parents
    -Ruin your life
    -LOL

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