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56 Responses to 2006 Darwin Awards

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 30, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    Link: 2006 Darwin Awards - And the winners are...
  2. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:08 am
    ahhhhhhhhhh... how do u not like the idiots in the world? THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND N ROUND
  3. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:08 am
    Sunday, December 31, 2006 2:06:12 AM
    OMG 1st comment!!!!!!!!!

    With benssexygirl, I dont need the Darwin Awards to see how dumb people are.

  4. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:26 am
    hey guys, ya ever stop to think that sometimes people just do that to piss you off? eh? hahaaa.
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    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:27 am
    i doubt it though, she probably is stupid.
  6. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:30 am
    ..=|...okee doke
  7. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 2:58 am
    This is a post for Darwin Awards and not 1st post bashers, right?... Right?
  8. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 3:15 am
    You know, I always feel very sorry for those young victims.
    But heck, are they STUPID!!!
  9. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 3:27 am
    "You should not open doors on moving Trains"
  10. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 3:58 am
    i see we have a first post noob?
  11. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 4:31 am
    Yeah, and she ahd a MySpace that Said She lived somewhere in some town in Tenessee, but it Mysteriously Disappeared When I threatened to Egg her.
  12. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 4:45 am
    ^did you ever know that your my hero?

    I love the Darwins. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing the gene pool is self chlorinating.

  13. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 4:47 am
    Let me guess, you`re that kmeatpilover person?
  14. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 6:36 am
    nope. I`m awesomer, older & from New Jersey
  15. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:25 am
    The "High on life" one wouldn`t have been too bad. They just kind of went to sleep and never woke up. At least this one wasn`t painful.
  16. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:41 am
    lol, stupid people
  17. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:58 am
    my humor is darker then oil, so this is the perfect site for me! ^^
  18. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:08 am
    what? Darwin Awards make no sense! Improving gene pool by removing yourself from it?!
  19. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:45 am
    ^ That made me laugh so hard... Ah, the innocence.

    All the people that are nominated for a Darwin Award has done something incredibly stupid leading directly to them not being able to pass their stupidity on to the next generation, hence removing themselves from the gene pool. And giving us a good laugh while doing it.

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:46 am
    ^^Makes sense to me.
  21. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I FINALLY MADE IT ON THE DARWINS AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    wow, some people are really supid
  23. Profile photo of eye_spy
    eye_spy Female 18-29
    40 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    I really hate stupid people. I have no time for them. I`m going to spend the next 40+ years of my life treating all these asses.
  24. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    Okey-dokey..

    I dunno what the big deal about this, is...

  25. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    KoalaMeatPie, youre so humble. i wish i could be as humble as you, even though youre so cool!

    hey, i left you some money in this helium ballon, but you hav to get it yourself

  26. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    You know, Gulible isn`t a word.
  27. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 4:32 pm
    I hope to read about you on the Darwin Awards site one day, koalameatpie... you`re also a faggot.
  28. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    Please, tell me, how am i a faggot? And How does that relate to Darwin Awards?
  29. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    oh and another thing, kmeatpilover is koalameatpie himself trying to make himself more popular :P

    I thought that too but now WTF

  30. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    OMFG, No it wasn`t me, why the hell would I want to be "more popular" I`m not that low, I received PMs from that person, If only she still had her account up (After Which She deleted Each of her posts, When I insulted her thinking it was a joke, and then deleted her account) You could Tr4ack her ISP and IP address and find out that IT WASN`T ME.
    And another thing,
    If KMPlover WAS me trying to get more popular, why would I delete Each post then close the account?
    If the person WAS joking, and trying to tease me, they wouldn`t do that. (Close the account) only somebody who is depressive would do that, try to hurt me by earasing themselves.

    And for that I`m sorry.

    Deleting their account, Proved it for me that it was real. And I`m sorry for insulting that person.

  31. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 7:59 pm
    you look like an elf
  32. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    PS i say OMG 1st COMMENT just to piss ppl off hehehehe
    if i was such a dum ass then y do i have a 4.90 GPA? explain that to me bitches
  33. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    This is TOO GOOD to be true.

    DUMB is Spelt with a B at the End you DUMBASS.

    Incase she deletes the post:
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i97/Ko...

  34. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:39 pm
    typos happen....
  35. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 10:46 pm
    beisdes headwound is right you DO look like an elf.
    (\_/)
    (O.o)
    (>< )
  36. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    Okay So, And?
    What Do you look like?
  37. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 11:28 pm
    a non elf
  38. Profile photo of benssexygirl
    benssexygirl Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 31, 2006 at 11:31 pm
    =D
  39. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:18 am
    so...
  40. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:50 am
    Ingnore them KMP- I still think you`re cool.
  41. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 1:01 am
    Thanks

    So,BSG, what do you look like? A rabbit? A cat? why don`t you post a pic?

  42. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Eff, i miss all the good stuff..
    err.
    can someone fill me in?
  43. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 4:17 am
    Comment on the Star Wars "winners": Retarded nerds. Some where in there it said the 17 year old was "to young" to know not to light the gasoline. I knew that when i was 5.
  44. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 8:01 am
    actually, i find elves are pretty ugly
    you can guess what im going to say next ;-)
  45. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Ok, if your going to insult me at least say something INSULTING.

    "You look like an Elf and I find elves ugly" To me that Screams "I masterbate to Hobbit P°rn".

  46. Profile photo of Nuke555
    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    You have some serious anger issues don`t you? I bet you spend all day locked in a room saying immature things to all IAB members... I have pitty on you even though I shouldn`t.
  47. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    How many times do i have to say it? I liek arguing with those people,

    1st off- two dozen of them are after me, while i really only have it with 2 people, the others are just morons who jump on the band wagon.

    2nd- They are so dumb they make me laugh, And if theya re dumb enough to continue and try and get me down, then I will continue and argue with them, laughing at them.

  48. Profile photo of Nuke555
    Nuke555 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    So you hate the whole entire Earth except for 2 people? Wow.
  49. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    um.
    you said that we always assume you`re mad .
    and that`s a bad thing.
    yet you assume we`re all morons.

    paradox-ish, eh?

  50. Profile photo of mangarooboo
    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    oh, and you`re right, "Gulible" isn`t a word.

    gullible is though.

  51. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 1, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    I`m not amused as much that the man looks like an elf (uncanny though, isn`t it?); after all, one can only affect one`s appearance so much. No, what amuses me is that he resorted to using a mirror to take his own picture rather than figuring out the time-delay setting on the camera or, failing that, having someone take his picture for him. Sorry, but the ol` mirror-picture trick speaks volumes of the capacity\intelligence of the subject.
  52. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 1:53 am
    "Monday, January 01, 2007 5:40:32 PM
    oh, and you`re right, "Gulible" isn`t a word.
    gullible is though."

    Exactly.

    And Overman, how about this for Intelligence Verus Mirror Image Versus Time Delay.

    With Time delay (And I tried) You wouldn`t get a good picture right away, you`d have to go back and forth adjusting things and so on So forth and I don`t feel like wasting time.

    While if I do what I did, not Only Can I look in the LCD Screen to see what the picture looks like, I can Also See what I look like in the mirror and Adjust my pose at the same time.

    Something I wouldn`t be able with The Time Delay.

    And as for the "Have somebody else take a picture of you" nah, not my boat.

  53. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Overmann. *ahem*

    "With Time delay (And I tried)..."

    Oh dear. See, you would have been better off *not* admitting you tried working the time delay, because... heh... well, nevermind.

    "While if I do what I did, not Only Can I look in the LCD Screen to see what the picture looks like, I can Also See what I look like in the mirror and Adjust my pose at the same time."

    Yeah, and look stupid as hell doing it. The picture may have been better had the camera not been in view, but that would off-set the angle and one couldn`t get a straight-on picture... unless, of course, one used time-delay. Meh, it`s what I would have done.

  54. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    how mean
  55. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    January 2, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    if you read this kmp, don`t take it personally, I was just messing around and now I feel bad everyone is flaming you
  56. Profile photo of anime_chic
    anime_chic Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 6, 2007 at 7:49 am
    talk bout derailing the thread, leave KMP alone, so what if he looks like an elf? (and he REALLY doesn`t) i do seem to remember alot of girls (and guys) fancying the pants off legolas(?).

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