2006 Darwin Awards

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006.html

And the winners are...
There are 56 comments:
Female 107
talk bout derailing the thread, leave KMP alone, so what if he looks like an elf? (and he REALLY doesn`t) i do seem to remember alot of girls (and guys) fancying the pants off legolas(?).
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Male 559
if you read this kmp, don`t take it personally, I was just messing around and now I feel bad everyone is flaming you
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Female 1,572
how mean
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Male 2,600
Overmann. *ahem*

"With Time delay (And I tried)..."

Oh dear. See, you would have been better off *not* admitting you tried working the time delay, because... heh... well, nevermind.

"While if I do what I did, not Only Can I look in the LCD Screen to see what the picture looks like, I can Also See what I look like in the mirror and Adjust my pose at the same time."

Yeah, and look stupid as hell doing it. The picture may have been better had the camera not been in view, but that would off-set the angle and one couldn`t get a straight-on picture... unless, of course, one used time-delay. Meh, it`s what I would have done.

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Male 2,576
"Monday, January 01, 2007 5:40:32 PM
oh, and you`re right, "Gulible" isn`t a word.
gullible is though."

Exactly.

And Overman, how about this for Intelligence Verus Mirror Image Versus Time Delay.

With Time delay (And I tried) You wouldn`t get a good picture right away, you`d have to go back and forth adjusting things and so on So forth and I don`t feel like wasting time.

While if I do what I did, not Only Can I look in the LCD Screen to see what the picture looks like, I can Also See what I look like in the mirror and Adjust my pose at the same time.

Something I wouldn`t be able with The Time Delay.

And as for the "Have somebody else take a picture of you" nah, not my boat.

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Male 2,600
I`m not amused as much that the man looks like an elf (uncanny though, isn`t it?); after all, one can only affect one`s appearance so much. No, what amuses me is that he resorted to using a mirror to take his own picture rather than figuring out the time-delay setting on the camera or, failing that, having someone take his picture for him. Sorry, but the ol` mirror-picture trick speaks volumes of the capacity\intelligence of the subject.
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Female 280
oh, and you`re right, "Gulible" isn`t a word.

gullible is though.

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Female 280
um.
you said that we always assume you`re mad [different post].
and that`s a bad thing.
yet you assume we`re all morons.

paradox-ish, eh?

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Male 170
So you hate the whole entire Earth except for 2 people? Wow.
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Male 2,576
How many times do i have to say it? I liek arguing with those people,

1st off- two dozen of them are after me, while i really only have it with 2 people, the others are just morons who jump on the band wagon.

2nd- They are so dumb they make me laugh, And if theya re dumb enough to continue and try and get me down, then I will continue and argue with them, laughing at them.

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Male 170
You have some serious anger issues don`t you? I bet you spend all day locked in a room saying immature things to all IAB members... I have pitty on you even though I shouldn`t.
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Male 2,576
Ok, if your going to insult me at least say something INSULTING.

"You look like an Elf and I find elves ugly" To me that Screams "I masterbate to Hobbit P°rn".

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Male 731
actually, i find elves are pretty ugly
you can guess what im going to say next ;-)
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Male 1,496
Comment on the Star Wars "winners": Retarded nerds. Some where in there it said the 17 year old was "to young" to know not to light the gasoline. I knew that when i was 5.
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Male 1,866
Eff, i miss all the good stuff..
err.
can someone fill me in?
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Male 2,576
Thanks

So,BSG, what do you look like? A rabbit? A cat? why don`t you post a pic?

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Female 1,972
Ingnore them KMP- I still think you`re cool.
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Female 670
so...
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Female 17
=D
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Female 17
a non elf
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Male 2,576
Okay So, And?
What Do you look like?
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Female 17
beisdes headwound is right you DO look like an elf.
(\_/)
(O.o)
(>< )
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Female 17
typos happen....
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Male 2,576
This is TOO GOOD to be true.

DUMB is Spelt with a B at the End you DUMBASS.

Incase she deletes the post:
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i97/Ko...

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Female 17
PS i say OMG 1st COMMENT just to piss ppl off hehehehe
if i was such a dum ass then y do i have a 4.90 GPA? explain that to me bitches
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Male 559
you look like an elf
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Male 2,576
OMFG, No it wasn`t me, why the hell would I want to be "more popular" I`m not that low, I received PMs from that person, If only she still had her account up (After Which She deleted Each of her posts, When I insulted her thinking it was a joke, and then deleted her account) You could Tr4ack her ISP and IP address and find out that IT WASN`T ME.
And another thing,
If KMPlover WAS me trying to get more popular, why would I delete Each post then close the account?
If the person WAS joking, and trying to tease me, they wouldn`t do that. (Close the account) only somebody who is depressive would do that, try to hurt me by earasing themselves.

And for that I`m sorry.

Deleting their account, Proved it for me that it was real. And I`m sorry for insulting that person.

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Female 1,382
oh and another thing, kmeatpilover is koalameatpie himself trying to make himself more popular :P

I thought that too but now WTF

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Male 2,576
Please, tell me, how am i a faggot? And How does that relate to Darwin Awards?
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Male 559
I hope to read about you on the Darwin Awards site one day, koalameatpie... you`re also a faggot.
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Male 2,576
You know, Gulible isn`t a word.
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Male 1,420
KoalaMeatPie, youre so humble. i wish i could be as humble as you, even though youre so cool!

hey, i left you some money in this helium ballon, but you hav to get it yourself

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Female 681
Okey-dokey..

I dunno what the big deal about this, is...

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Female 40
I really hate stupid people. I have no time for them. I`m going to spend the next 40+ years of my life treating all these asses.
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Male 1,386
wow, some people are really supid
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Male 1,016
W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I FINALLY MADE IT ON THE DARWINS AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 2,372
^^Makes sense to me.
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Male 5,094
^ That made me laugh so hard... Ah, the innocence.

All the people that are nominated for a Darwin Award has done something incredibly stupid leading directly to them not being able to pass their stupidity on to the next generation, hence removing themselves from the gene pool. And giving us a good laugh while doing it.

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Male 988
what? Darwin Awards make no sense! Improving gene pool by removing yourself from it?!
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Male 731
my humor is darker then oil, so this is the perfect site for me! ^^
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Male 1,092
lol, stupid people
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Male 1,461
The "High on life" one wouldn`t have been too bad. They just kind of went to sleep and never woke up. At least this one wasn`t painful.
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Female 1,972
nope. I`m awesomer, older & from New Jersey
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Male 2,576
Let me guess, you`re that kmeatpilover person?
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Female 1,972
^did you ever know that your my hero?

I love the Darwins. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing the gene pool is self chlorinating.

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Male 2,576
Yeah, and she ahd a MySpace that Said She lived somewhere in some town in Tenessee, but it Mysteriously Disappeared When I threatened to Egg her.
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Male 528
i see we have a first post noob?
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Male 2,576
"You should not open doors on moving Trains"
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Male 732
You know, I always feel very sorry for those young victims.
But heck, are they STUPID!!!
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Female 694
This is a post for Darwin Awards and not 1st post bashers, right?... Right?
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Male 1,289
..=|...okee doke
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Male 1,425
i doubt it though, she probably is stupid.
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Male 1,425
hey guys, ya ever stop to think that sometimes people just do that to piss you off? eh? hahaaa.
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Male 880
Sunday, December 31, 2006 2:06:12 AM
OMG 1st comment!!!!!!!!!

With benssexygirl, I dont need the Darwin Awards to see how dumb people are.

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Female 17
ahhhhhhhhhh... how do u not like the idiots in the world? THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND N ROUND
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Male 10,115
Link: 2006 Darwin Awards [Rate Link] - And the winners are...
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