You are a Noob

Submitted by: Bennyd 10 years ago in Funny
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Is this how every little child is being brought up?
There are 70 comments:
Male 361
if she wants to grow up to a world of warcraft let her. one of the worst posts ever though, dont even deserve a 1
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Female 582
my friends 8-year-old brother sys that. he`ll say something i dont totally understand, like its an iside joke er something, and i`ll be like "what the hell are you talking about?!" and he`ll say "you stupid noob"
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Male 138
..... .... ... ...?
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Male 280
Oh... god...
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Male 69
omgz0rz ppl need to quit defining their own way of what n00b is, and just comment about what you liked about this 4 second video
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Female 504
and for whoever earlier said it would be used as an insult in the future...dude we use it now
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Female 504
hmm kind of cute...but we say lol in converstion at college...and omfg but only in a jokey way
n00b
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Male 45
There is nothing.... NOTHING.... more annoying than leetspeek. It used to have a purpose, but now it`s just used by every 12 year old with a connection to the internet. How misspelling every single word in the english language became "cool" is beyond me. God, I feel old. Damn kids... come back here with my teeth!
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Female 11
does it have anything to do with Everquest?
do her parents play?
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Female 815
"Okay... stupid.
But on the plus side, I just attained post number 700. Isn`t everyone happy for me?

<Crickets chirp>"

-hugs- ^____^

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Female 441
Noob is word nerds use really. I think in a year or two i wll start using it so its popular.If people say it now others will think they play world of Warcraft or something. The little girl is cute.
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Female 302
Guess the filter didnt got the word "suck" ^_-
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Female 302
See... I always defined "newb" as a new player, and "noob" as a freaking moron that have no talent, no skill, no cordination, no teamwork, dont want to listen to any of the advice/tips you try to give him/her to help him understand stuff... and still think he is the poo. Even if he ... how can i dont say any vulgarity here... lets say "suck" the filter will find a pretty word for it...

thing is it will have been funnier if she shouted that at her brother or something like that ... not daddy making her recitate it like a parrot ^^

And yes i heard two kids call each others noob once... and heard a little say "lol" insteed of laughing...

I think its adorable *^_^* And that little girl was soooooo cute ^^

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Male 216
^^
STFU Spamer nub
*slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*
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Male 69
cock roostery roosteriness rooster
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Male 69
wtf i mean c-o-c-k-y. not roostery. i didnt write that, gosh
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Male 69
l3+5 G1\/3 4 R0\//\D 0F 4ppl4u53 f0r +#15 roostery n99b
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Male 587
loll that was pretty funny but this "noob" thing is so stupid. its what nerds say and i get so annoyed when hear it. that goes along with leet which is even more stupid....
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Male 651
"NO... YOUR THE NOOB!"

No, I believe YOU`RE the noob because you can`t spell.

@Matwix: Heh. "Yo momma`s such a noob she makes Leeroy Jenkins look like Edison!"

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Male 1,406
Lmaoz, awesome. Though I`d prefer if she said "NOOOOOOBZZZZZZZ!!!!!" Hilarious stuff...
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Male 561
srry still bored
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Female 1,596
That`s so cute ^.^
Ya you are a noob.
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Male 2,551
Next generation insults: "Yo mamma`s a noob" xD
o
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Female 1,007
..........?
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Female 1,944
NO... YOUR THE NOOB!
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Male 204
that`s what happens when you eat too much chocolate pancake and sausage on a stick.
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Female 97
how does some kid saying "you are a noob" bring every1 to this state of being scared of the future?
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Female 818
There is, of course, only one acceptable response to this:

lol.

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Male 651
Before you know it, child prostitution and pedophilia will be legal. I hope to God not, but the way our society`s going, we may not have a choice.
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Male 105
NOOOOOOB

XD so funny...

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Male 738
The next generation scares the hell out of me. They are only 10, and they have cell phones and are "going out" with each other?! What the hell?!
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Male 1,866
This "new wave" of little kids scares the crap out of me.
they know more about sex, tv shows, guns, and touching each other than i do!
i heard 2 gr.2`s the other day..
i swear to god..

midget 1: wassup
midget 2: nufin homey
midget 1: drat, i lost my gloves
midget 2: oh poo man, your mom is gunna be pissed
midget 1: *distracted* holy crap man did you see her boobs?
midget 2: oh man i want to do her!

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Male 85
I trained my nephew to call his mom toots :D

He also fetches beer quite well.

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Male 528
lol noobz, they are 1337ian...........long story
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Male 651
You guys suck at defining "Noob."

Newbie: Someone is new to the game and is still learning. Usually has a cheerful, open-minded disposition.

Noob: Someone who is also new to the game or has played the game for a while, but is a complete jackass with a huge ego.

Funny video, though.

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Male 743
i raised it by .1 ....yay,pretty funny.
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Male 10,440
PWN/PWND -> pawn/pawned -> pawn in chess is a disposable/`weak` figure. To be pawned is to be destroyed easily, as easily as it is to thow out a pawn in chess. Or mabie, to be used like a pawn.

Either way I like the word. Its cool enough to be used by me :)

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Female 1,984
Oh come on! THAT... that`s on iab? It was on youtube for days before coming here... why IS it here?
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Female 1,426
omg i just posted this.
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Male 2,486
"but yea wats pawning mean?? and where do these words even come from?? are the like american or somfin?? =S"

Here`s a brief history on the word "pwn".

A long time ago, back in the Warcraft II online days, someone made a map, and on the description instead of putting "o" for "ownage" they accidentally put a "p" and it said "pwnage", it just caught on and now its used as a even more geekier way of saying "Owned".

10$ says that kid is the next Fata1ity though.

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Female 408
Awww, she`s sweet. I wonder if she knows what it means?
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Female 101
oh wait.. ``noob`` you just got owned. there i corrected myself xD
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Female 101
``you are a newb`` you just got pwned by a 7(?) year old!
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Male 285
sure... this is entertaining.
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Female 199
"pwning" is like "owning" (it came from a typo) and means to win, basically.
i`m glad i live now rather than in fifty years!
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Female 3,001
ok lol i read marrams explanation:

Newb: (AKA Newbie) A new person
Noob: A person who just plain sucks

but yea wats pawning mean?? and where do these words even come from?? are the like american or somfin?? =S

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Female 3,001
eh? lol i dont kno wat a noob is somebody??
i mean i heard that song feel like pawning noobs

but i neva got it

is it like slang for somfin??

i feel so lame lol

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Male 135
and may i also add, HAHAHA i totally pwned you NOOB!
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Male 2,057
well it`s how i was brought up!
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Male 135
the kid/s in the backround have the funniest giggle!
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Male 135
lol
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Female 873
^ Congrats videogamer, and wtf to the vid!
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Male 3,014
Okay... stupid.

But on the plus side, I just attained post number 700. Isn`t everyone happy for me?

<Crickets chirp>

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Female 811
Oh my word.
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Male 503
[quote]On 11/1/2006 7:38:39 AM Brokenbones wrote: DRATIN` AWESOME!!![/quote]
Are you sure you were watching the video?

Anyway....errr.....no.....I got nothing to say....
Bah. Gets a 1......

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Female 795
what the?
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Male 223
DRATIN` AWESOME!!!
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Male 316
Well, there are two ways to interpret what she said:

Newb: (AKA Newbie) A new person
Noob: A person who just plain sucks

So, which way did she mean?

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Female 1,001
now thats the future right there.......
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Female 426
bleh
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Male 2,291
Well the meaning can mean a person who is new and inexperienced and willing to learn, or a person who is new and an a$$hole.

But noob will probably be on par with drat in the next century.

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Male 266
wtf...
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Male 1,217
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tis pretty funny actually

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Female 1,972
^^^hahahahahaha

she`s cute as a button tho`

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Male 908
..hmmmm
I shall call her Laquisha and she will be mine
forever...
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Female 1,382
... Okay...? Poor kid.
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Male 26
I thought it was deragatory now... I wasn`t aware of it`s usage as anything else.
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Male 2,291
That`s going to be a deragatory word in about a hundred years, watch.
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Female 1,572
Haha Gotta love the next generation...
Dosen`t it fill you up with pride?
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Male 1,092
Link: You are a Noob [Rate Link] - Is this how every little child is being brought up?
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