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Date: 11/01/06 02:15 AM

70 Responses to You are a Noob

  1. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    Link: You are a Noob - Is this how every little child is being brought up?
  2. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 2:23 am
    Haha Gotta love the next generation...
    Dosen`t it fill you up with pride?
  3. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 2:44 am
    That`s going to be a deragatory word in about a hundred years, watch.
  4. Profile photo of Synder4786
    Synder4786 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 2:48 am
    I thought it was deragatory now... I wasn`t aware of it`s usage as anything else.
  5. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 3:49 am
    ... Okay...? Poor kid.
  6. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 4:12 am
    ..hmmmm
    I shall call her Laquisha and she will be mine
    forever...
  7. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:06 am
    ^^^hahahahahaha

    she`s cute as a button tho`

  8. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 5:25 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    tis pretty funny actually

  9. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:27 am
    wtf...
  10. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 5:46 am
    Well the meaning can mean a person who is new and inexperienced and willing to learn, or a person who is new and an a$$hole.

    But noob will probably be on par with drat in the next century.

  11. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:50 am
    bleh
  12. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:48 am
    now thats the future right there.......
  13. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 6:51 am
    Well, there are two ways to interpret what she said:

    Newb: (AKA Newbie) A new person
    Noob: A person who just plain sucks

    So, which way did she mean?

  14. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:38 am
    DRATIN` AWESOME!!!
  15. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:49 am
    what the?
  16. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 8:43 am
    On 11/1/2006 7:38:39 AM Brokenbones wrote: DRATIN` AWESOME!!!
    Are you sure you were watching the video?

    Anyway....errr.....no.....I got nothing to say....
    Bah. Gets a 1......

  17. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:03 am
    Oh my word.
  18. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 9:04 am
    Okay... stupid.

    But on the plus side, I just attained post number 700. Isn`t everyone happy for me?

    <Crickets chirp>

  19. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:33 am
    ^ Congrats videogamer, and wtf to the vid!
  20. Profile photo of acidex3
    acidex3 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:02 am
    lol
  21. Profile photo of acidex3
    acidex3 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:03 am
    the kid/s in the backround have the funniest giggle!
  22. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 11:09 am
    well it`s how i was brought up!
  23. Profile photo of biffyclyro89
    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    and may i also add, HAHAHA i totally pwned you NOOB!
  24. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    eh? lol i dont kno wat a noob is somebody??
    i mean i heard that song feel like pawning noobs

    but i neva got it

    is it like slang for somfin??

    i feel so lame lol

  25. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    ok lol i read marrams explanation:

    Newb: (AKA Newbie) A new person
    Noob: A person who just plain sucks

    but yea wats pawning mean?? and where do these words even come from?? are the like american or somfin?? =S

  26. Profile photo of Jessica1608
    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:08 pm
    "pwning" is like "owning" (it came from a typo) and means to win, basically.
    i`m glad i live now rather than in fifty years!
  27. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    sure... this is entertaining.
  28. Profile photo of i-am-sexy
    i-am-sexy Female 13-17
    101 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    ``you are a newb`` you just got pwned by a 7(?) year old!
  29. Profile photo of i-am-sexy
    i-am-sexy Female 13-17
    101 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    oh wait.. ``noob`` you just got owned. there i corrected myself xD
  30. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:03 pm
    Awww, she`s sweet. I wonder if she knows what it means?
  31. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    "but yea wats pawning mean?? and where do these words even come from?? are the like american or somfin?? =S"

    Here`s a brief history on the word "pwn".

    A long time ago, back in the Warcraft II online days, someone made a map, and on the description instead of putting "o" for "ownage" they accidentally put a "p" and it said "pwnage", it just caught on and now its used as a even more geekier way of saying "Owned".

    10$ says that kid is the next Fata1ity though.

  32. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    omg i just posted this.
  33. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    Oh come on! THAT... that`s on iab? It was on youtube for days before coming here... why IS it here?
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:46 pm
    PWN/PWND -> pawn/pawned -> pawn in chess is a disposable/`weak` figure. To be pawned is to be destroyed easily, as easily as it is to thow out a pawn in chess. Or mabie, to be used like a pawn.

    Either way I like the word. Its cool enough to be used by me :)

  35. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    i raised it by .1 ....yay,pretty funny.
  36. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    You guys suck at defining "Noob."

    Newbie: Someone is new to the game and is still learning. Usually has a cheerful, open-minded disposition.

    Noob: Someone who is also new to the game or has played the game for a while, but is a complete jackass with a huge ego.

    Funny video, though.

  37. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    lol noobz, they are 1337ian...........long story
  38. Profile photo of NoSoup4u
    NoSoup4u Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    I trained my nephew to call his mom toots :D

    He also fetches beer quite well.

  39. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    This "new wave" of little kids scares the crap out of me.
    they know more about sex, tv shows, guns, and touching each other than i do!
    i heard 2 gr.2`s the other day..
    i swear to god..

    midget 1: wassup
    midget 2: nufin homey
    midget 1: drat, i lost my gloves
    midget 2: oh poo man, your mom is gunna be pissed
    midget 1: *distracted* holy crap man did you see her boobs?
    midget 2: oh man i want to do her!

  40. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    The next generation scares the hell out of me. They are only 10, and they have cell phones and are "going out" with each other?! What the hell?!
  41. Profile photo of ostracod
    ostracod Male 13-17
    105 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    NOOOOOOB

    XD so funny...

  42. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    Before you know it, child prostitution and pedophilia will be legal. I hope to God not, but the way our society`s going, we may not have a choice.
  43. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    There is, of course, only one acceptable response to this:

    lol.

  44. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
    97 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    how does some kid saying "you are a noob" bring every1 to this state of being scared of the future?
  45. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    that`s what happens when you eat too much chocolate pancake and sausage on a stick.
  46. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:29 pm
    NO... YOUR THE NOOB!
  47. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    ..........?
  48. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 8:13 pm
    Next generation insults: "Yo mamma`s a noob" xD
    o
  49. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    That`s so cute ^.^
    Ya you are a noob.
  50. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    srry still bored
  51. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    Lmaoz, awesome. Though I`d prefer if she said "NOOOOOOBZZZZZZZ!!!!!" Hilarious stuff...
  52. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    "NO... YOUR THE NOOB!"

    No, I believe YOU`RE the noob because you can`t spell.

    @Matwix: Heh. "Yo momma`s such a noob she makes Leeroy Jenkins look like Edison!"

  53. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:41 pm
    loll that was pretty funny but this "noob" thing is so stupid. its what nerds say and i get so annoyed when hear it. that goes along with leet which is even more stupid....
  54. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    l3+5 G1\/3 4 R0\//\D 0F 4ppl4u53 f0r +#15 roostery n99b
  55. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    wtf i mean c-o-c-k-y. not roostery. i didnt write that, gosh
  56. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    cock roostery roosteriness rooster
  57. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2006 at 3:23 am
    ^^
    STFU Spamer nub
    *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*
  58. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:16 am
    See... I always defined "newb" as a new player, and "noob" as a freaking moron that have no talent, no skill, no cordination, no teamwork, dont want to listen to any of the advice/tips you try to give him/her to help him understand stuff... and still think he is the poo. Even if he ... how can i dont say any vulgarity here... lets say "suck" the filter will find a pretty word for it...

    thing is it will have been funnier if she shouted that at her brother or something like that ... not daddy making her recitate it like a parrot ^^

    And yes i heard two kids call each others noob once... and heard a little say "lol" insteed of laughing...

    I think its adorable *^_^* And that little girl was soooooo cute ^^

  59. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:18 am
    Guess the filter didnt got the word "suck" ^_-
  60. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 9:22 am
    Noob is word nerds use really. I think in a year or two i wll start using it so its popular.If people say it now others will think they play world of Warcraft or something. The little girl is cute.
  61. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 11:53 am
    "Okay... stupid.
    But on the plus side, I just attained post number 700. Isn`t everyone happy for me?

    <Crickets chirp>"

    -hugs- ^____^

  62. Profile photo of Crapemyrtle
    Crapemyrtle Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 12:21 pm
    does it have anything to do with Everquest?
    do her parents play?
  63. Profile photo of ShaggE
    ShaggE Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    There is nothing.... NOTHING.... more annoying than leetspeek. It used to have a purpose, but now it`s just used by every 12 year old with a connection to the internet. How misspelling every single word in the english language became "cool" is beyond me. God, I feel old. Damn kids... come back here with my teeth!
  64. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    hmm kind of cute...but we say lol in converstion at college...and omfg but only in a jokey way
    n00b
  65. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    and for whoever earlier said it would be used as an insult in the future...dude we use it now
  66. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    omgz0rz ppl need to quit defining their own way of what n00b is, and just comment about what you liked about this 4 second video
  67. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    Oh... god...
  68. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2006 at 8:31 pm
    ..... .... ... ...?
  69. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:25 pm
    my friends 8-year-old brother sys that. he`ll say something i dont totally understand, like its an iside joke er something, and i`ll be like "what the hell are you talking about?!" and he`ll say "you stupid noob"
  70. Profile photo of Orchideous
    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    November 22, 2006 at 11:30 am
    if she wants to grow up to a world of warcraft let her. one of the worst posts ever though, dont even deserve a 1

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