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Date: 11/01/06 02:16 AM

76 Responses to What kind of mutant monster are you?

  1. Profile photo of heliopod
    heliopod Male 70 & Over
    12 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:42 am
    Link: What kind of mutant monster are you? - Take the test and find out how freakish you really are.
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:22 am
    I`m some two-headed boy or something...
  3. Profile photo of Denki
    Denki Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:22 am
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

    Well, makes sense.

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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:29 am
    Same as the two above
    is that the only answer?
    Haha
  5. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:18 am
    this is a rip off im the same thing
  6. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:51 am
    "When my reflexes are tested with a rubber hammer, I often wonder whether I am pretending to kick or just kicking."
    ____

    I thought I was the only one who wondered that!
    Man, I feel better now knowing I`m not the only one.

  7. Profile photo of YBNORMAL89
    YBNORMAL89 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:02 am
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
  8. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:22 am
    "You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU

    You contain your incomplete, undeveloped twin in the form of a tumor made up of diverse tissues."

    The description of how the test thinks I think was way off.

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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:32 am
    Im related to Frederick nietzche
  10. Profile photo of jayceeen
    jayceeen Female 18-29
    46 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:37 am
    THORACOPAGUS or OMPHALOPAGUS (co-joined twins at the chest.)
    Oh my....
  11. Profile photo of SinisterSlug
    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
    136 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:40 am
    DITHORACIC DIPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS!!! Im A 2 headed monstrosity!
  12. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:58 am
    CEPHALOPAGUS
    or CEPHALOTHORACOPAGUS

    weird

  13. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:18 am
    the parasite one...

    that second page of questions was...interesting...aka WEIRD..

  14. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:19 am
    that parasite thing actually makes sense
  15. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:12 am
    I have a conjoined twin. Apparantly.
  16. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:33 am
    that took f*ing forever, and I ticked that my "intimate relationship" was nonexistent, so it gave me some crap about "how i`m so lonely and I need to... reach out blaaaah blaaah blaaaah" and it also said i`m a parasite.
  17. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:44 am
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

    Yay?

  18. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:00 am
    THORACOPAGUS or OMPHALOPAGUS
    Ive gotta conjoined twin lol
  19. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:16 am
    conjoined fetus guy!
  20. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:28 am
    FOETUS-IN-FOETU. Mmmkay.
  21. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:41 am
    I`m 2 people in 1 body apparantly
  22. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:54 am
    You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    You are related to...
    The Two-Headed Boy of Bengal, born in 1783 in Mundul Gait, Bengal

    no im not )-|


  23. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    I am also the parasite thing...
  24. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    Craniopagus Parasite...interesting.

    I am a gemini...wonderif that has anything to do with it. I felt like I was at some psychiatrist with thos damn weird questions.

  25. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:58 pm
    wow...this stuff is like...deep...apparantly i see more than others do and i have a third eye i try not to use...i appear normal to most

    lol sound about right haha...

    made me get confused && laugh hehe =)

  26. Profile photo of Shibidibi
    Shibidibi Female 13-17
    17 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    i am DIPROSOPIC PARAPAGUS.

    i guess its a bit true.

  27. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    yeah im a parasite...as r most people it would appear.damn im normal after all...grrr

    some of the questions were very insightful and had me thinking just abit...i dont like that LOL

  28. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    Looks like everyone`s some sort o` parasite.

    Also looks like I-A-B killed the link. :D Hooray us!

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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    service unavailable!!? that sucks! i cant even take it!
  30. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:52 pm
    Service Temporarily Unavailable
    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.


    Another server overloaded, courtesy of I-A-B. We rock!

  31. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    Yay! It`s back up!

    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    ...like everyone else it seems.

  32. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    FOETUS-IN-FOETU.
  33. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    This test sucks. It says I`m normal. Like hell I am.
  34. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    Very disturbing results.
  35. Profile photo of engruls06
    engruls06 Female 18-29
    401 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU
    sick
  36. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    ....How did it KNOW?!

  37. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    DIPUS DIBRACHIUS MONOCEPHALUS how the heck am I normal?
  38. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:04 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE i got that lol
  39. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    You are a: DIPUS DIBRACHIUS MONOCEPHALUS

    Also known as a singleton, or "normal," you have a single head, heart, brain and body, but two hands, two legs, and two lungs.

    Born alone, you will die alone. Isolated, incomplete, you have what Mark Twain called that “strange and unsocial and un canny construction”, that cannot but be obnoxious to those of a more plural persuasion. On occasion you may think of yourself as a monad, splendid in your solitude as any sun, but more often you feel yourself to be severed from some more competent, more persuasive whole, and deprived of the comraderie of the self. The twin you never had will haunt you forever, as a whiff of a wisp of a hint that something is missing. You will seek your second self outside yourself, and attempt to create it, by annexing what in others

  40. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    seems akin to you. Those others will probably rebuff you. Even if they seek the same thing, you remain in the sorry situation of two people attempting to make up a single twinship from mismatched and dispersed parts. Even barring successful coupling, your phantom twin may act as a social glue, bonding you temporarily to a large number of others each of whom is temporarily haunted by the specter of this lost other. Your speech patterns will emphasize I and you, artificially shoring up the false distinction between one and two, or one and many, that is your original wound. Your literary form is the rant.

    You are related to...
    Friedrich Nietzsche, born in Röcken in Saxony, Prussia
    --------
    I`m not the most social person, but I would hardly judge myself as isolated and incomplete. But maybe...

  41. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    ^ That sounds more like me than what I got.
  42. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    These aren`t "mutant monsters", they`re children born with birth defects. It`s highly offensive to call them "monsters"...
  43. Profile photo of madcherries
    madcherries Female 18-29
    179 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    DIPROSOPIC PARAPAGUS

    "You have one head, one body, but two faces, partially merged, with a third eye in the center, two noses, and two mouths."

    Sweet.

  44. Profile photo of Evilcookie
    Evilcookie Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    It`s an F`n advert for a stupid book people!
    It`s set up to make you feel like crap and buy the dumb book.
    very very poop
  45. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    Whee!

  46. Profile photo of camille123
    camille123 Female 13-17
    70 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    i had the parasite result
  47. Profile photo of Emo_Chick910
    Emo_Chick910 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:40 am
    Ooo confuzzled and interesting.... COOL!
  48. Profile photo of Dominic119
    Dominic119 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:44 am
    FOETUS-IN-FOETU
  49. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 11:51 am
    I`m a FOETUS-IN-FOETU....AAARRRGH GET IT OOOOUT!!!!! -splits head open with a pick axe-
  50. Profile photo of pedrocat
    pedrocat Male 40-49
    6 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:20 pm
    Just great, I always wanted to be known as CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE, but I never wanted to subscribe to Shelley Jackson. I need to go away and rethink my life and see if I can`t get my psychiatrist to diagnose me with another personality disorder. Then I`ll come back and try the mutant test again and see if I can`t become something a lot more awful. Perhaps if I started taking hostages with me when I comit armed robberies I might be able to tick more boxes! See you in the dark side people, Pedrocat
  51. Profile photo of mlemlo
    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    I`m an omphalopagus parasite.

    I always knew it.

  52. Profile photo of SpaceFluff
    SpaceFluff Female 18-29
    27 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU

    You contain your incomplete, undeveloped twin in the form of a tumor made up of diverse tissues.

  53. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:34 pm
    Im TETRAPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS, conjoined twins.
  54. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb. I have another ego that doesn`t know what it`s doing... creepy
  55. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
  56. Profile photo of gorgeousplan
    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 6:35 am
    DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA... you have an undeveloped parasitic twin, who also has an undeveloped parasitic twin, who also has...

    i don`t know if anyone is even looking at the comments on this anymore, but that`s what i got. am i the only one? lol.

    You know that infinity is not far away, in the farthest, coldest, darkest reaches of outer space. Nor does it require calculating the number of grains of sand on a beach in Bermuda, or of raindrops that have fallen since time began. Infinity is inside you. You determine this thus.

  57. Profile photo of gorgeousplan
    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 6:35 am
    When you think about yourself, there are already two of you—you, and the you who is thinking. We could represent this I . When you think about that, there are three of you—you, the you who is thinking, and the you who is thinking about the two of them. I]. When you think about that, there are four of you, I]]. And so on. Any human being at all is big enough to get lost in. Your literary form is the mise en abyme.
  58. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 6:52 am
    FOETUS-IN-FOETU
  59. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE THINGY

    Man, that totally sucks to not be able to wear a hat.

  60. Profile photo of supa_ninja
    supa_ninja Female 13-17
    144 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 6:38 am
    it says i have a dead twin inside me thats still growing and i have like feelings that pop up out of no where or somthing its weird and tiz ight at the same time lol
  61. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    November 5, 2006 at 5:22 am
    I, like many others, am a CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
  62. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    November 5, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
  63. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    November 16, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

    You often have the feeling that you are not alone, though nobody accosts you, or blocks your path. More, it seems you possess a sort of guardian or alter ego, someone who watches over you, but who sees things you do not see, or sees the same things, but from an inverse perspective. You are occasionally stirred by sensations that have no identifiable source within conscious experience. You occasionally perform actions you did not intend, e.g. putting away the milk in the freezer, that seem to reflect some sort of logic, but a logic that is back to front, or topsy-turvy. Sometimes it is a burden to know that for everything you think you understand, there is another interpretation you cannot access—probably one that, if revealed, would turn everything y

  64. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    November 18, 2006 at 1:07 pm
    You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.
  65. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    November 18, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    you are: SALAD FINGERS
    a weird guy who obbsessed with rust
    you have no real friends except your imanginary ones
  66. Profile photo of qwidjibo
    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    November 18, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    if you dont know who salad fingers isgo to fat pie .com look for cartoons its in there
  67. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    i have a parasite growing out of my head lol
  68. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    November 23, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    You have a:CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.You often have the feeling that you are not alone, though nobody accosts you, or blocks your path. More, it seems you possess a sort of guardian or alter ego, someone who watches over you, but who sees things you do not see, or sees the same things, but from an inverse perspective. You are occasionally stirred by sensations that have no identifiable source within conscious experience. You occasionally perform actions you did not intend, e.g. putting away the milk in the freezer, that seem to reflect some sort of logic, but a logic that is back to front, or topsy-turvy. Sometimes it is a burden to know that for everything you think you understand, there is another interpretation you cannot access—probably one that, if revealed, would turn everything you believe on its head.
  69. Profile photo of iSalonisti
    iSalonisti Female 13-17
    23 posts
    November 24, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    Disturbing, yet strangley interesting both at the same time...
  70. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    December 15, 2006 at 5:01 am
    im a 2 headed boy or something
  71. Profile photo of popchic
    popchic Female 13-17
    226 posts
    December 20, 2006 at 1:19 am
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

    pictures creepy

  72. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    December 22, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    I DO NOT have a second head! This is creepy.. I have to touch the top of my head to me sure.. Oh wait.. What is that? Eyes? Nose? Mouth? Ahh! It bit me! Stop drooling on me!
  73. Profile photo of StarStrike
    StarStrike Female 13-17
    286 posts
    December 23, 2006 at 9:07 am
    DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA
    who has a DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA,
    who has...etc.
  74. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    February 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE


    Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

    That is so weird..

  75. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    August 13, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    i have a third eye? sweet! and i need it too
  76. Profile photo of RawckStar
    RawckStar Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    TETRAPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS!!!!

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