What kind of mutant monster are you?

Submitted by: heliopod 10 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.ineradicablestain.com/whatami/MUTT1.html

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Male 22
TETRAPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS!!!!
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Female 203
i have a third eye? sweet! and i need it too
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Female 157
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE


Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

That is so weird..

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Female 286
DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA
who has a DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA,
who has...etc.
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Female 189
I DO NOT have a second head! This is creepy.. I have to touch the top of my head to me sure.. Oh wait.. What is that? Eyes? Nose? Mouth? Ahh! It bit me! Stop drooling on me!
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Female 226
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

pictures creepy

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Male 731
im a 2 headed boy or something
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Female 23
Disturbing, yet strangley interesting both at the same time...
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Female 439
You have a:CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.You often have the feeling that you are not alone, though nobody accosts you, or blocks your path. More, it seems you possess a sort of guardian or alter ego, someone who watches over you, but who sees things you do not see, or sees the same things, but from an inverse perspective. You are occasionally stirred by sensations that have no identifiable source within conscious experience. You occasionally perform actions you did not intend, e.g. putting away the milk in the freezer, that seem to reflect some sort of logic, but a logic that is back to front, or topsy-turvy. Sometimes it is a burden to know that for everything you think you understand, there is another interpretation you cannot access—probably one that, if revealed, would turn everything you believe on its head.
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Female 496
i have a parasite growing out of my head lol
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Male 286
if you dont know who salad fingers isgo to fat pie .com look for cartoons its in there
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Male 286
you are: SALAD FINGERS
a weird guy who obbsessed with rust
you have no real friends except your imanginary ones
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Male 286
You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.
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Male 556
You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

You often have the feeling that you are not alone, though nobody accosts you, or blocks your path. More, it seems you possess a sort of guardian or alter ego, someone who watches over you, but who sees things you do not see, or sees the same things, but from an inverse perspective. You are occasionally stirred by sensations that have no identifiable source within conscious experience. You occasionally perform actions you did not intend, e.g. putting away the milk in the freezer, that seem to reflect some sort of logic, but a logic that is back to front, or topsy-turvy. Sometimes it is a burden to know that for everything you think you understand, there is another interpretation you cannot access—probably one that, if revealed, would turn everything y

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Male 280
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
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Female 550
I, like many others, am a CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
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Female 144
it says i have a dead twin inside me thats still growing and i have like feelings that pop up out of no where or somthing its weird and tiz ight at the same time lol
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Male 137
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE THINGY

Man, that totally sucks to not be able to wear a hat.

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Female 799
FOETUS-IN-FOETU
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Female 146
When you think about yourself, there are already two of you—you, and the you who is thinking. We could represent this I [I]. When you think about that, there are three of you—you, the you who is thinking, and the you who is thinking about the two of them. I[I[I]]. When you think about that, there are four of you, I[I[I[I]]]. And so on. Any human being at all is big enough to get lost in. Your literary form is the mise en abyme.
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Female 146
DUPLICATA INCOMPLETA... you have an undeveloped parasitic twin, who also has an undeveloped parasitic twin, who also has...

i don`t know if anyone is even looking at the comments on this anymore, but that`s what i got. am i the only one? lol.

You know that infinity is not far away, in the farthest, coldest, darkest reaches of outer space. Nor does it require calculating the number of grains of sand on a beach in Bermuda, or of raindrops that have fallen since time began. Infinity is inside you. You determine this thus.

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Female 1,426
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
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Female 1,120
Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb. I have another ego that doesn`t know what it`s doing... creepy
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Female 690
Im TETRAPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS, conjoined twins.
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Female 27
You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU

You contain your incomplete, undeveloped twin in the form of a tumor made up of diverse tissues.

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Female 32
I`m an omphalopagus parasite.

I always knew it.

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Male 6
Just great, I always wanted to be known as CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE, but I never wanted to subscribe to Shelley Jackson. I need to go away and rethink my life and see if I can`t get my psychiatrist to diagnose me with another personality disorder. Then I`ll come back and try the mutant test again and see if I can`t become something a lot more awful. Perhaps if I started taking hostages with me when I comit armed robberies I might be able to tick more boxes! See you in the dark side people, Pedrocat
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Female 815
I`m a FOETUS-IN-FOETU....AAARRRGH GET IT OOOOUT!!!!! -splits head open with a pick axe-
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Male 74
FOETUS-IN-FOETU
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Female 71
Ooo confuzzled and interesting.... COOL!
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Female 70
i had the parasite result
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Male 1,406
You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

Whee!

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Male 28
It`s an F`n advert for a stupid book people!
It`s set up to make you feel like crap and buy the dumb book.
very very poop
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Female 179
DIPROSOPIC PARAPAGUS

"You have one head, one body, but two faces, partially merged, with a third eye in the center, two noses, and two mouths."

Sweet.

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Female 152
These aren`t "mutant monsters", they`re children born with birth defects. It`s highly offensive to call them "monsters"...
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Female 172
^ That sounds more like me than what I got.
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Male 3,014
seems akin to you. Those others will probably rebuff you. Even if they seek the same thing, you remain in the sorry situation of two people attempting to make up a single twinship from mismatched and dispersed parts. Even barring successful coupling, your phantom twin may act as a social glue, bonding you temporarily to a large number of others each of whom is temporarily haunted by the specter of this lost other. Your speech patterns will emphasize I and you, artificially shoring up the false distinction between one and two, or one and many, that is your original wound. Your literary form is the rant.

You are related to...
Friedrich Nietzsche, born in Röcken in Saxony, Prussia
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I`m not the most social person, but I would hardly judge myself as isolated and incomplete. But maybe...

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Male 3,014
You are a: DIPUS DIBRACHIUS MONOCEPHALUS

Also known as a singleton, or "normal," you have a single head, heart, brain and body, but two hands, two legs, and two lungs.

Born alone, you will die alone. Isolated, incomplete, you have what Mark Twain called that “strange and unsocial and un canny construction”, that cannot but be obnoxious to those of a more plural persuasion. On occasion you may think of yourself as a monad, splendid in your solitude as any sun, but more often you feel yourself to be severed from some more competent, more persuasive whole, and deprived of the comraderie of the self. The twin you never had will haunt you forever, as a whiff of a wisp of a hint that something is missing. You will seek your second self outside yourself, and attempt to create it, by annexing what in others

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Male 447
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE i got that lol
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Male 204
DIPUS DIBRACHIUS MONOCEPHALUS how the heck am I normal?
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Female 878
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

....How did it KNOW?!

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Female 401
You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU
sick
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Male 3,631
Very disturbing results.
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Male 651
This test sucks. It says I`m normal. Like hell I am.
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Male 143
FOETUS-IN-FOETU.
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Male 5,094
Yay! It`s back up!

CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

...like everyone else it seems.

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Male 5,094
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Another server overloaded, courtesy of I-A-B. We rock!

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Male 556
service unavailable!!? that sucks! i cant even take it!
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Female 818
Looks like everyone`s some sort o` parasite.

Also looks like I-A-B killed the link. :D Hooray us!

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Female 187
yeah im a parasite...as r most people it would appear.damn im normal after all...grrr

some of the questions were very insightful and had me thinking just abit...i dont like that LOL

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Female 17
i am DIPROSOPIC PARAPAGUS.

i guess its a bit true.

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Female 3,001
wow...this stuff is like...deep...apparantly i see more than others do and i have a third eye i try not to use...i appear normal to most

lol sound about right haha...

made me get confused && laugh hehe =)

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Female 340
Craniopagus Parasite...interesting.

I am a gemini...wonderif that has anything to do with it. I felt like I was at some psychiatrist with thos damn weird questions.

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Female 305
I am also the parasite thing...
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Female 449
You have a: CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

You are related to...
The Two-Headed Boy of Bengal, born in 1783 in Mundul Gait, Bengal

no im not )-|


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Male 1,092
I`m 2 people in 1 body apparantly
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Female 294
FOETUS-IN-FOETU. Mmmkay.
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Male 312
conjoined fetus guy!
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Female 873
THORACOPAGUS or OMPHALOPAGUS
Ive gotta conjoined twin lol
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Male 506
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

Yay?

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Female 1,398
that took f*ing forever, and I ticked that my "intimate relationship" was nonexistent, so it gave me some crap about "how i`m so lonely and I need to... reach out blaaaah blaaah blaaaah" and it also said i`m a parasite.
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Female 811
I have a conjoined twin. Apparantly.
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Male 1,217
that parasite thing actually makes sense
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Female 1,158
the parasite one...

that second page of questions was...interesting...aka WEIRD..

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Female 269
CEPHALOPAGUS
or CEPHALOTHORACOPAGUS

weird

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Male 136
DITHORACIC DIPUS TETRABRACHIUS PARAPAGUS!!! Im A 2 headed monstrosity!
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Female 46
THORACOPAGUS or OMPHALOPAGUS (co-joined twins at the chest.)
Oh my....
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Male 295
Im related to Frederick nietzche
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Female 199
"You have a: FOETUS-IN-FOETU

You contain your incomplete, undeveloped twin in the form of a tumor made up of diverse tissues."

The description of how the test thinks I think was way off.

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Female 25
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE
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Female 229
"When my reflexes are tested with a rubber hammer, I often wonder whether I am pretending to kick or just kicking."
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I thought I was the only one who wondered that!
Man, I feel better now knowing I`m not the only one.

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Female 314
this is a rip off im the same thing
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Female 1,572
Same as the two above
is that the only answer?
Haha
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Male 25
CRANIOPAGUS PARASITE

Your parasite, also known as a duplicata incompleta, is what would have been a conjoined twin attached to you at the head, but its development was stunted in the womb.

Well, makes sense.

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Female 1,211
I`m some two-headed boy or something...
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Male 12
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