The Smiley Intervention

Submitted by: Cyanic 10 years ago Funny
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Watch this if you don"t want to end up with millions of cats.
Credits: Mark Day
There are 87 comments:
Female 35
I like a good old Scottish Accent. Makes me feel at home
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Female 3
hmmm. i guess im too blonde for this one?
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Female 920
I love cats... I want a lot of cats... esecially the one that guy had... hehe...
:)
!
lol
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Female 1,492
"If I wanted to talk using a series of pictograms, I would have got into a time machine and went back to ancient egypt." LMAO!!!! "You probably worship cats."
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Female 90
LMAO ok that was funny I need to stop useing smilies... but I don`t lol unless I really did and I never ! soooo is that like 1/3 the amount of cat?
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Male 227
:-):-):-)lol lol lol !!!
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Female 690
The whole time I was watching that I wanted to send an email to him saying, :)!LOL!:)!LOL!:)!LOL!:)!LOL!:)!LOL! Ha! It was funny though, but I don`t really like cats so I doubt that I`d end up with any no matter how senile I was.
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Female 600
Hahah loved it.
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Male 34
I shouldn`t have clicked the comments link. I knew that every other post would be about how cute the cat was. Just to break the pattern and also to express my opinion, I DON`T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT THE GODDAMN CAT!!!
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Male 149
This reminds me of that "You are a Stalker" video, with that kooky black guy.
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Female 1
OH! what a cute cat! I love cats, I don`t mind have a lot of them
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Female 311
haha there`s a slight flaw

you could use a hundred smilies
and a hundred LOL`s
and ten thousand exclamation marks
[just as an exmaple]
but you`ll still end up with just one cat ^^

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Female 327
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Meh.
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Female 1,007
The smayley face...
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Male 651
"score on last IQ test divided by the equation"

And that IQ test would have to be legitimate. None of those crappy ass Internet IQ tests.

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Male 651
Something like this:

score on last IQ test divided by the equation:

avg no. of :), ^_^, :D, etc. used daily
+
avg no. of LOL, KEKEKE, "U" instead of "YOU"s, "R" instead of "ARE"s, etc. used daily
+
avg no. of the word "FAG" or phrase "UR GAY" used daily
+
avg no. of exclamation points and question marks used at the end of each sentence written daily * 30
=
how intelligent you are (out of 100%)

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Male 651
Who gives an ass about that guy`s accent. He speaks the truth. Of course, in my version, the answer wouldn`t be how many cats you`ll own in old age, but how many points your IQ has dropped since you were born.
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Male 986
^^ im safe then! but.... omg! i remember i did a smiley yesterday!!! NOOOO! I DONT WANT 99 BILLIONS OF CATS!
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Male 986
uhhh.... i use.... 0 smileys.... billions of lols.... and i have 1 cat.... sumthing gone wrong
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Male 1,360
dammit i love cats and don`t own any!!!
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Female 357
I liked his cat and his accent. ^_^
Though I also like Australian accents.
Woot.
Heh. Its a proven fact people!
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Female 16
HAHA, a lot of people on here are screwed. Start buying stock in catfood now, people.
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Male 943
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol !!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Male 1,371
wow what a dumbass
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Female 35
that was awsome. wow we rly have nolife tody. but hey it made a smile so it was good.
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Female 1,426
Awww poor kitty at the end! :-):-):-):-):-):-)lolz!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 159
Oh gosh, I`m not going to have any kitties! Oh well, I only want a dog anyway..
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Female 284
;) lololololololol
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Male 10
Crap.

As the number of exclamation points goes to zero, the number of cats goes to infinity. Then I`ll be dividing by zero, which will probably rip a hole in the fabric of time and space.

We`re all boned.

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Male 19
Thats Mark Day! The guy is really funny.
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Female 49
the cat was adorable at the end
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Male 175
Excuse me.... why are you idiots doing lots of exclamation marks if that is what you use to divide, the more exlamation marks = less cats so only one is enough.
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Female 697
I liked that guys accent... and the cat was pretty. I love cats. xD
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Female 1,984
Ironically, I don`t use that many smiley faces, lol`s, or exlamation marks but I probably will have a house full of cats in the future. I`m obsessed w/ them.
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Male 528
nice scottish accent
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Male 51
Haha, his voice is amazing. x]
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Male 967
[BraveHeart] Ya heard me, William Wallace is naught a cat lover![/BraveHeart]

Scots make humor more humorous, sounding as serious as they do.

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Male 1,420
divide by zero error for me.
but isnt it annoying how everybody tries to use as many "lol"s and smilies as posible here? i think it is.
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Female 321
i do sort of like demons....erm, cats...
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Female 552
~What happens when you don`t end up with a whole number after dividing?...
Then you get half of a cat or like a fourth hmm im going to google it now! <-- an exclamation point when a period would have been fine. :) lol !
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Male 376
LOL is actually a word in dutch meaning fun, so technically you can use it how much u want to, right?
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Male 1,725
nice
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Male 57
I looked back at some of my old emails and most of them came out to one and a half to two and a half using that equation, and I own two cats.
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Male 239
This is confusing without sound.
All I learned from this was:

[spoiler]:) times LOL divided by ! equals (Cat)[/spoiler]

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Male 239
Aw I loved the white cat It`s so beautiful I want to hug it!
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Female 48
!? :) LoL
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Female 214
I`m a math nerd, so I`m going to point out every odd/wrong thing about this:
~If you never use either a smiley or "lol" then you`ll have zero cats, regardless of how many of the other or how many exclamation marks you used.
~If you never use an exclamation mark, then you`ll have undefined/impossible cats.
~They make over-using exclamation marks seem like a good thing, as the more you use means the less cats you`ll have.
~What happens when you don`t end up with a whole number after dividing?...
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Male 1,263
heh heh heh (im doing because obviously im very bored) LOLOLOLOLOLOL :):):):):)):!!!!!!!! LOL LOL OLOL OLOL OOLOL ????????I LURVE CATS =)))))))) :):):):):):): !!!!!!!!!! ???????! ??!?!??!?!? !??!?!?
no but seriously... what is the point of the video?????

there all done :) XDD

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Male 2,586
oh fu ck, I`m bug gered then
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Female 538
I cant remember what accent it was... but yea... lol not all british accents are "sexy" some are just quite funni... RP isnt a sexy accent.. at all. lol! :-D Anyway! I just love cats... and I thought it was funni... :-D
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Male 197
so if i put more exclamation points i worship less cats?
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Male 87
lolakitty he wasnt english idiots. And 2 b honest loads of americans sound english when they speak so shut up.

Also I nvr write emails yay :)

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Female 1,158
..wow..

that cat was soooooo cute.

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Female 2,552
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!
But it wasn`t funny.
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Female 187
y thank u xScalawaq, i needed an ego boost =D

and i would so love to go back to ancient egypt, i do worship cats.they r so superior to us.look at how they have us feeding them and cleaning up their poo! smart wee [email protected]@rds.gota love em

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolololololololololololololololol
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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Female 999
i want to stand on his neck and piss in his mouth.

1. it would be hott

2. it would make me lol!!!!:)

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Female 533
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


=)

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Male 53
so what happens if it doesn`t devide out evenly? Do i end up with a 1/47 of a cat?
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Female 23
I love my :) and my !!!!! and I love cats but I have never used that other "THING" ever so I guess that means tons of :) X 0 "THING" over tons of !!!!! equals 0. So I won`t have any cats...that`s sad I like kitties and was hoping to provide a home to about 2-3. :`(
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Female 455
lolakitty72, you`re INSANE. Brittish accents give me headaches. They`re SO STUPID!

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Oh really? Which one are you talking about then? Scottish, Irish, glasgowian, manchester etc. There are loads... Are you talking about the supposed posh british accent? Because that is annoying- and hardly anyone speaks like that.

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Male 1,364
lol
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Female 2,764
:)
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Female 195
I agree. If you have a British accent(or Irish or whatever) then you just got 50% sexier.
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Female 26
Saw this a while ago...

Heh, its still funny though.

Smilies. Plus. Lol. Over. Exclamation point. Equals. Cats.

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Female 198
his accent was sexy :P his cat was coooooote
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????????????????????????????
there!!?? :)
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Male 619
So true
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Female 1,398
lolakitty72, you`re INSANE. Brittish accents give me headaches. They`re SO STUPID!
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Male 11,740
ha ha?

Not that great really.

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Male 731
the very cute cat whas the only thing that made this worth watching, i just wuv cats!! x3 ^^
*hugs his cat*
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Male 1,030
stupid
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Female 189
But.. But... *sob* I want more that just 2 cats when I grow old..:(
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Male 7
I love this guy`s videos. Check out Dell Fire Safety also.
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Male 161
Lol kinda funny, especially the part where he`s like "If I wanted to talk using a series of pictograms, I would have got into a time machine and went back to ancient egypt.
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Male 74
Weird.
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Female 1,972
Seriously....Manchester, Wales...Newcastle, Glasgow, Ireland- I dig the way men from the UK speak.
Germans too.

I`m going to shut up now.

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Male 99
too bad this guy is scottish.....

yeah, this was pretty dumb, although i agree that there is such a thing as too many smilies, i think he could have just as easily gotten his message across in writing, instead of making this video.

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Male 536
british guys have sexy voices? you`ve never heard anyone from birmingham. or yorkshire. or liverpool. or newcastle. or mansfield. or...
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Female 1,972
I like the way he talks...i like the way all British guys talk- it`s quite sexy.
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Female 2,144
I Hate Mo0k.
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Male 606
^ that guy just called u guys nobs.
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Male 664
^ Nobs.
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Male 1,265
Well, that was dumb.
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Female 501
come to think of it, i dont really write any emails.. hmmm, :):):):):):)!!!!!! lololololol
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Female 199
Lol!!!! Lyk me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)
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Female 229
LOL!!!! i luv cats!!! :):):):):):):):):)!!!!!!!!! lolz
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Female 83
and the point of this clip is ??? HUHHH??? that`s just FREAKING Weird !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 388
Link: The Smiley Intervention [Rate Link] - Watch this if you don`t want to end up with millions of cats.
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