Rich Idiot Gets a Helicopter

Submitted by: loganl 10 years ago in Misc
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Tries to fly it with no lessons.
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Female 10
mwahaha, thats pretty funny. When money over-rules rational thinking
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Female 8
lol that was cool
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Male 459
I`m glad this guy didn`t decide to buy a surplus tank.
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Female 415
dumb people should NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be given any money or a fuc&ing helocopter
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Male 10,440
^^ you are 8.6 trillion dollars in debt. ^^

I dont mean to rub this in but the total value of the world`s economy is 35 trillion, just about 4 times as much as the US debt. For the US to get out of debt would require 1/4 of the value of the planet.

Nice pic tho JJcruise I had that as my desktop last year.

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Female 706
Kitten, there are lots of other countries with just as good if not better weapons and military and money. In case you didn`t notice, we`re like 100 billion dollars in DEBT. And we could destroy anyone we wanted with a push of a button? That`s sort of true, I guess. We do have nukes, but other countries do, too. If we start using them, everyone would get pissed off and maybe even use THEIR weapons. So don`t go around being roostery and saying we could destroy anyone with a push of a button. Even if that is true, doing so would be incredibly stupid.
Americans get the rap of being dumb thanks to your stupidity, kitten.
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Male 1,265
Rich people are rich because they take initiative like this guy did. Not the brightest thing to do, but he did make the money to buy it, and that`s not just by accident. In fact, I`d wager most here can`t reproduce his wealth for themselves.

Ah, drat it, that`s life, you do stupid poo.

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Female 2,074
stupid rednecks
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Male 732
Ah... what a douchebag! He deserved every injury he might got from this.
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Male 41
[quote]On 11/12/2006 6:56:16 PM snapplemouse wrote: He sucks at life. >.>[/quote]
agreed
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Female 2,552
He must of been scared pooless. Aaah well. It`s his own fault for being stupid, but we didn`t even get to see him crash!
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Female 673
Um, kitten... I thought that the video would have made it clear that being rich doesn`t necessarilly equal smarts.

That being said, there are idiots in every country.

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Male 10,440
^^ you imbecile ^^
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Female 62
I just really want to know- if Americans are sooooo dumb, why are we the richest most powerful country in the world. We could take out any country we wanted with the push of a button. Anyway, I love feeling joy at other people`s expense- haha.
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Male 651
ok so let`s stop it with the yank bashing... i know it`s fun, but there`s really no need.
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Male 2,720
I`m not Chinese, but I`m here to tell you all that China will be the new World "super-power" within the next 25 years.
With or without helicopters.
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Female 21
You can tell he had no idea how a helicopter even remotely worked. I`m betting he was twisting around in circles because he had no clue what cyclic rotation even WAS let alone how to use it to balance the aircraft...
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Male 227
If rich people were meant to fly god would have gave them brains.
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Male 12
Oh, and your first argument is not only incorrect reasoning, but it`s also based on completely incorrect facts. There are in fact only a couple countries in Europe that have a minor decrease of citizens, but in entire Europe, the amount of inhabitants is growing. Just wanted to point that out.
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Male 12
And they sure as hell wouldn`t be speaking English.
"so how about a little gratitude?"

"Its easy to hate the worlds lone super-power, but its actually more fun to be us."

This is pure arrogance, "the lone super-power" ? Don`t make me laugh. Other countries have far stronger armies, more economic growth, and more power. The source of manufacturing has also shifted, and even commercial centres are shifting.
Sure, it is a world super-power, but not the only one, and to call it that would be stupid.
Don`t get me wrong, I don`t hate America, it`s just that what you`re typing is just bullpoo.
(And you`re accusing Europeans, but don`t forget that a very large part of the people saying "Yes, typically American" are actually Americans)

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Male 12
@goaliejerry.

First of all ; Ok, the America bashing is not so great, but if they are all like you I can see why you get bashed.

1) Why don`t you Europeans start banging more often and halt the population decline? Oh, thats right, your culture is slowly stagnating while ours continues to flourish and grow.

Oh yes, because how more children they are, how more the culture grows ? :`)
The more children are being produced per women in a country, the more of an impact it has on the economy, and too much children per woman can ruin a country. Nice link between child-bearing and "flourishing culture", but it`s just bs.

2) f it weren`t for us (and England, you guys are cool), you`d all be speaking either German or Russian, so how about a little gratitude?

Well since you started to dig into history: If it weren`t for us, you`d live in Europe (Assuming you`re not a native american, large chance that you aren`t) and America wouldn`t be America.

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Male 737
What a dick.

He fails.

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Male 2,057
lol, doesnt even look like a helicopter anymore, what a tard
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Male 1,882
"And who`s to say the guy in the `copter is American anyway?"

He`s rich, white, and (obviously) a dumbass. He just screams the American stereotype that the lefties love to make fun of us with, which, ironically, the dumbass Americans love to flaunt, no matter how bad it makes them look.

You know, its just like the people who flunked out of high school making fun of George Bush`s C average in an ivy-league university. It makes me laugh every time. :)

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Male 1,882
What a dumbass. I hope it was worth pissing away the money on something he`d crash on his first use.

Let this be a lesson to you kids: Never try to fly a helecopter while being a dumbass. Oh, and get lessons, too.

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Male 4,431
Oh well. At least he can tell his grandkids about that one glorious day when he soared in the clouds, breaking the surly bonds of Earth`s gravity. Then hopefully his wife will slap him silly and show the kids this video.

And who`s to say the guy in the `copter is American anyway? Just `cause the guy filming has an accent that seems to be American doesn`t mean the "pilot" isn`t from S. Africa or Europe or Russia or the Britis Isles, etc. We American do not have a monopoly on stupidity, I assure you!

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Female 108
what moron, I can believe that so stupid people exist, but I kind of glad because I`m laughing now hahahh
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Male 88
Lets not be too hard on this fella. If I was sat in a heli id probably give it a bash myself. And then as soon as i got of the ground, poo myself.
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Male 4,014
And WTF does this have to do with America?

As if there ISN`T some dumb-fook rich european ass-clown who wrecked his $200,000 sports car on the Autobahn?? Selective memory serves idiots well, doesn`t it?

Why don`t you Europeans start banging more often and halt the population decline? Oh, thats right, your culture is slowly stagnating while ours continues to flourish and grow. Enjoy the slip into continued historical irrelevance. If it weren`t for us (and England, you guys are cool), you`d all be speaking either German or Russian, so how about a little gratitude?

Its easy to hate the worlds lone super-power, but its actually more fun to be us.

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Male 4,014
The world is full of a-holes. And if he truly didn`t have a helicopter license, well, now he never will. The FAA is gonna be after his sorry ass. What a fricken menace.

And if you know what you`re doing, helicopers are not that difficult to fly.

I`ll play devils advocate here though, and say how do we know that there wasn`t a mechanical failure? I didn`t hear the audio - do they say that? Because mechanical failures do happen. Just throwing that out there.

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Female 23
wut a fux`n moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well it would`ve been better if there were some kinda gory bloody exsplosion that killed him n then it would`ve been funny
...wait srry i guess a lil too grafic 4 u pplz oh well who care bout u jk lolz
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Male 1,385
Ajikan, you saw the video, do you actually think he took any lessons?
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Female 1,972
^a professional jackass?
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Male 356
Don`t be silly, this guy`s a professional.
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Male 1,526
^ nah, i think lessons cost a lot
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Male 1,385
Hughes 300 type: $250,000
Flying lessons: $0
Making a complete arse of yourself: Priceless
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Male 163
Last summer when I was working for my mom`s maid service there was this guy who we cleaned for who had a helicopter just like that one. I`d like to think that this guy in the video was him. He was a big non-nice individual.
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Male 4,246
Well, that`s unfortunate. Guy drops however much cash on a new toy and breaks it before even reading the manual. It`s good that others didn`t get hurt or killed; but is it as good that he wasn`t hurt or killed? Makes you think...
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Male 274
TOO BAD HE COULDN"T BUY A BRAIN!
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Male 85
"what idiot would think he could fly a helicopter on his own anyway?"

The first person who flew a helicopter, most likely..

I`m sure this guy knew he couldnt fly a helicopter. What he was going to try to do was sit and hover a foot or two off the ground and get a feel for the controls. Which is dumb, without tiedowns.

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Male 1,420
lol! nice one Enth.
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Male 15,510
The really sad thing is, no ones really care how stupid he can be.. I mean... hes rich right? LOL. Still is good to see those peeps eating the dust, for once
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Female 550
What an idiot! I wonder if he is related to the father that let his 14 year old drive his brand new car through the garage?!?
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Female 673
Bet that was an expensive life lesson learned... but hey, he deserved it.
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Male 170
Omg that camera guy sucked
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Male 2,486
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i am surprised he even got it off the ground.i dont know how to fly myself but i am under the impression that a plane is much easier to fly,a helicopter is like trying to balance the upper and lower air currents...and obviously u cant see those.so ur def gona need lessons to learn how to do that."

I`ve been up in a helicopter before and the pilot was telling me it`s just a matter of maintaining balance and a steady hand, since it`s impossible to see air current you have to use common sense when to fly and when not to fly.

I`d imagine that helicopter freaked out so easily because it weighed about 200 pounds, or less, wasn`t that big os the wind just took it and had fun. If there was wind.

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Male 1,521
He did not die.... Pity!
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Female 172
^ Amen.

In the middle of this video, I could practically hear him screaming, "WAAH! I DON`T LIKE HELICOPTERS ANYMORE!"

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Male 68
What a complete idiot. Why is he even out there when he doesn`t know what the f*ck he`s doing? ...Fool. Oh, and on the "Stupid Americans" topic; these videos on the internet really don`t show Americans in a good light. Although there are lot of stupid people all over, not ALL of them are in America. Don`t be biased. It`s for the closed-minded.
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Female 873
What an ASS!
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Male 19
ROLF!!!
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Female 160
He sucks at life. >.>
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Male 220
I`d have given it 4 stars if the idiot died. I know, I`m a bad person, but there, it had to be said. I guess I just have a real problem with people endangering other people because of their own stupidity. He could have killed more people than himself. :-(
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Female 187
*an
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Female 187
oh and i was slightly pived that the camera view moved at the moment of impact.i woulda loved to have seen that DUMB AMERICAN land on his ass! "only and american"...eh oggleboppite!?!?
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Female 187
i am surprised he even got it off the ground.i dont know how to fly myself but i am under the impression that a plane is much easier to fly,a helicopter is like trying to balance the upper and lower air currents...and obviously u cant see those.so ur def gona need lessons to learn how to do that.

what idiot would think he could fly a helicopter on his own anyway?

and oggleboppite...mmm...no their not! wheres ur proof for that stupid statement?

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Male 11,740
Too bad the dumbass didn`t die, he`d be a shoe-in for the Darwin award.
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Male 719
It may just be me, but I was expecting a real helicopter crashing. This one looks like the one my friend`s father built with a lawn mower motor.

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Male 180
"Only an American..."

It seems only customary to bash Americans nowadays. So much that even Americans are doing it.

But I`ll have everyone here know, that the Americans dumb enough to try to fly a helicopter without lessons, are the same dumb Americans saying "Only an American..."

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Male 276
How clearly can you spell out the word `dickhead`?
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Male 376
Reminds me a lot of GTA, when you just learn to fly a heli.
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Female 600
Money doesn`t buy brains. Also, stupid people weren`t meant to fly.
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Male 528
lol that was lol
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Male 195
haha money don`t mean you smart no sir bob durr
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Male 1,092
Can`t believe this wasn`t posted earlier, it`s old
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Female 1,398
haha what a stupid idiot.
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Male 66
what happened in the end there?
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Male 986
im not it was 3:04 thought, i just took the time the first post (loganl`s one) was writen
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Female 799
lol idiot.
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Male 986
^^
a same time -> at same time
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Male 986
what a moron.....
lol funny, i was trying to load "rofl in big city", but i gave up cause it didnt download, i opened IAB at 3:03, i give up at 3:04, i see this... im like wtf, i came a same time than this video...


Noob fisrtposter, flush!!

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Female 2,027
haha what a loser
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Male 623
Only an American...
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Female 24
Well, THAT was predictable.
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Male 3
Link: Rich Idiot Gets a Helicopter [Rate Link] - Tries to fly it with no lessons.
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