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121 Responses to Reasons Why its Better to be a Man

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    san111 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    Link: Reasons Why its Better to be a Man - Yep.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Eh..kinda funny
    and kinda true
    then some are just steriotypical
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    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:24 am
    Yup.
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 2:42 am
    37. The world is your urinal.

    57. You don`t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
    lol

    60. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
    ive never been in a pissing contest.

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    Synder4786 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Probably written by a woman of all people...

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 3:08 am
    69. Foreplay is optional.

    That`s total crap, if you`re in a relationship or not.

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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:09 am
    underwear is more than $10 for three...depending on where you shop of course...
    Ouch @ Same work, more pay...bloody shame that it`s true
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:15 am
    10. Same work .. more pay.
    (Not in the UK! Is this true of the US?!)
    57. You don`t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
    (Well Im gay... but my bfs butt aint hairy, lol)
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:27 am
    some are funny
    some are stereo typical.
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 4:00 am
    Some Are Actually Quite True.
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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:09 am
    Did nobody else notice that 18 and 40 were the same?

    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
    40. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:11 am
    I do love the fact our clothing doesn`t physically affect us or financially really.
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    nathorn Female 18-29
    50 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:18 am
    Not sure i agree with number 24! :)
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    skittle5 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:15 am
    drizzle, yes i noticed that

    nathorn... you`re a chick... this is saying guys can enjoy a quiet car ride.

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    skittle5 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:17 am
    oh, and as for the same work more pay, that`s complete BS, unless you`re living in the `50s
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:25 am
    lol funny
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:46 am
    65. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

    You have to be a man to do this? uh oh....

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    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:04 am
    hahaha
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    gold_dust101 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:31 am
    is it really bad that i was nodding and smiling to myself more and more as i read through this...
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:36 am
    wonder why they stopped at 95, couldnt they round it off to 100?
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:40 am
    hold on a minute, what are 20 ways to open a beer bottle?
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:30 am
    92. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you`re not funny.
    ^Huh?...
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    ProzakJunkie Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:36 am
    1. Bottle opener
    2. Teeth (even if it is manky)
    3. Brick wall
    4. Keys
    5. Your hand and a jumper
    6. Rocks
    7. Knifes
    If I keep going I`ll just be naming various object suitable for bending a small piece of metal.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:37 am
    the "same work, more pay" pissed me. That is NOT true. Seriously... who do they think they are...
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    lizzy08 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:18 am
    actually statistically it is true, even today. women make 81 cents for every dollar that a man makes. look it up. despite what people may tell you, there really are still inequalities between genders in the workplace, at least in the US.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:47 am
    about 5 of them came up twice, but other than that I like a fair amount of these, which ARE actually true. Like the power to become president (thought that might change), how woman are always the naked ones in movies, etc.
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    RichJames88 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:57 am
    yay for us
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    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 11:07 am
    i can totally open a beer bottle 20 different ways without using utensils.
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    ellemnop Female 18-29
    77 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 11:36 am
    83. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

    Ok,well I`m a girl
    and I don`t think I`ve ever brought a present when I drop by someone`s house.A lot of these make no sense, I feel like i`m reading some of these from a freshman in high school.

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    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 11:51 am
    well ur in the south lizzy
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    psychonun Female 13-17
    37 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 11:52 am
    the shaving thing is disgusting...modern men DO shave below the neck! those who dont repulse me completely
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    MelEE34 Female 13-17
    75 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    I agree with all of them. And I`m a girl. And I don`t do any of them. Which is why people call me a man. But anyway. I find them funny because they`re true.
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    MMMMarshall Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    what about not going through labour and having a kid?
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    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:27 pm
    ^^^^^
    That`s the best one Marshall
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    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:29 pm
    *Huh*

    *Why its better to be a woman*

    1. WE got on the titanic first.
    2. There ARE LOADS of gay men, dressing up like women. Hardly any girls dressing up as men.
    3. We can wear mens clothes and look gorgeous but when they wear ours they look stupid.

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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    alot of them true

    all of them funny

    and everyone sayin "same work, more pay"
    isnt true
    it is
    in america 60% of men get payed more than women who have the same jobs

    and in the uk
    its only 40%

    but thats still pretty high lol

    so yea it was funny =)

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    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    most of this is sooo true. guys really do have it alot easier than girls. damn you guys :P
    by the way...I say "screw it? all of the times.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    Yes, it`s a shame that it is true that men on average do get paid more than women. Which is why I work at a place where all the employees are women! ^.^
    Some of them are sterotypical, for instance, I don`t make beds in hotel rooms, they change the sheets anyway so that`s really usless, and I`m pretty sure that my party the night before my wedding will be just as wild as my bf`s will be... but that`s just me.
    I think that the main reasons that guys can be thankful that they`re a guy is periods and childbirth. =P
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    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    haa
    the one about opening a beer bottle
    i had a contest with someone to see how many we could open using something different each time, and he lost :D
    muahahahaha so thats 94 :]
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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    Periods is the number one reason why it would be better to be a guy. Pfft.
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    There`s this lady who`s been here for over 8 years and I got a promotion over her in only 2 years. She isn`t dumb or anything. I find this hilarious!
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    nerb Female 18-29
    296 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    I`m kinda scared.

    Half of those apply to me.

    I`m a girl.

    O_o

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    frylok Male 18-29
    20 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    boobs have 100 good reasons alone.
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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    Pinkies..... there are alot of tomboys out there they just dont stand out as much as a guy wearing a dress. But yeah did anybody understand #67. You caneat a banana in a hardware store. what women can`t? theres some unwritten rule " NO women shall not eat bananas in hardware stores" and anyway how is that a perk?
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    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    There`s one reason why it`s better to be a woman that kicks the crap out of why it`s better to be a man.

    Getting kicked in the balls.

    And yet, women STILL complain more...-.-`

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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    Gawd, so many of these apply to me. :D

    And why only 95? They couldn`t think of five more to round it off at an even hundred? Lazy bums.

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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    ammmm.....Accurs3ds0ul.i`d just like to say for all the girls out there, rite now, that getting kicked in the fanny (cos i dont use the C U Next Tuesday word) is no laughing matter either.in fact, like for guys and their balls, it can be very dangerous.i`ve had the unfortunity of being kicked there a few times.one time i could bearly breathe for a minute or more!
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    ^^^And even then they used some twice :-D
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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    oh and the list,just how many of them were about pissing? jesus H christ
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    92. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you`re not funny." I dont get that one

    the following are not true

    "54. Sex means never worrying about your reputation."-scooter girls anyone?

    "2. Your orgasms are real..... Always." I`ve faked with a fat girl

    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid."
    you should see some of these bar bitch`s...I wouldent be a friend if I didint say something

    41. You don`t have to monitor your friends` sex lives.
    you dont have to...but it`s fun

    69. Foreplay is optional.


    the rest is moderitly true

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    davidofmk771 Male 13-17
    72 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    Ha ha,that was good.Damm feminazis ruining it."Its just a joke".
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    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    most of these were
    1. repeats
    2. the same as others, just worded differently
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    Anonymous123 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    72 --- You can`t take your shirt off whenever you want !!! That`s gross
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    "69. Foreplay is optional.

    That`s total crap, if you`re in a relationship or not."

    "or not" What do you mean? Foreplaying with.. yourself? o_o

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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    Meh, I do most of this stuff anyway... I`m as much of a man as any of these guys, only prettier.
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    Yes you are orange, red, black, yellow, blue, white, tan, etc.
    That`s a really dumb one
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    wtfyousob Male 18-29
    56 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:29 pm
    lol, some of the best ones are 29, 66, 67, and 90. rofl, so funny
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    the one person said u hardly see women dressing as men. go to kensington in south philly. or was it north? well somewhere there. u`ll see plenty of em.

    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
    40. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    that is a joke whoever thought it was weird. all people who don`t really think these are funy, u have a bad sense of humor or ur a feminazi. this is a JOKE, hence the funny section?

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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    -.- This is old.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 4:41 pm
    yea, men make more than women, but not by much. And if you take an average that makes sense.

    Aditionally, every inch of your height above 5`10` adds and average of $750 to your annual income.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    A whole heck of them applied to me. Hm...
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    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    "I`m as much of a man as any of these guys, only prettier."

    Seriously doubt that.

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    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    12. You don`t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    52. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
    67. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
    75. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

    these are my favorites!!
    so funny

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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    unless ur talkin to a chick...and finger nail clippers work for me, not a knife!
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    ok, we have 95, and the girl one had, what, like 30? we win!!!!!!!!
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    well, maybe a little less because of the repeats, but still! we pwn dem noobz
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    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    this reminded me. i love life.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    Um, whoever made this should get slapped.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    10. Same work .. more pay.

    I`m too lazy to red the rest, but seriously.


    And for this one...
    23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    ..People notice.

    If I met someone like this, I would NOT be there friend.

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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    grlz have teh c00tiez!

    common, i`ve been doing this for years..
    someone needed to see it coming.

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    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:48 pm
    Women make more than men in some jobs.

    I don`t see why this is so hilarious. Unequal pay? Ha...ha...ha? o_O

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    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    Whatever. Girls are prettier. :) Men are hairy and gross. I also don`t like the idea of being controlled by a certain organ in my pants.
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    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    I`d really love to see where the gathered the data for the pay for men and women. I hope they accounted for hours, position, and overtime and such. If there was one women and 1 man, and the man worked 22 hours a day, and made $100 an hour, and a woman worked 2 hours and made a $100 an hour, would the statistic say the woman made 11 times less money then the man?
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    superbutts Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    this is funny as poo im soo amused at how all the chicks are offended...
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    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    ^ I`m not offended. *shrugs*

    I don`t get it. Is this a list of why men are better or how they are more disgusting?
    Or are they BETTER at BEING disgusting?

    The more you know! *shooting star*

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    TheEx Female 13-17
    155 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Despite how sexist and cliche all of that was, I stopped reading at number 52, even though I was mildly interested.

    52. You never have to clean a toilet
    This was simply stupid, ridiculous, POINTLESS, and extremely sexist. Why is it (in cliches) that women always clean the toilet, while men sit on the couch watching the game drinking beer?

    Sexist cliches aren`t funny (I mean funny as in comedy) they are merely a waste of space.

  76. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    tooo dam true!!!!hahahah XD man there smart
  77. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
    97 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    hey. im a chic and i CRACKED up. this is FUNNY and TRUE. stop tryin to defend urselvs...its just humor.
  78. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
    97 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:50 pm
    will u STOP calling him sexist? its a JOKE
  79. Profile photo of VolcomStoner
    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    "Ha ha,that was good.Damm feminazis ruining it."Its just a joke"."

    "this is funny as poo im soo amused at how all the chicks are offended..."

    That`s because you are ignorant and clearly haven`t an incling as to why a woman would be and should be offended. Any woman who is conscious of her oppression will find these remarks to symbolize more than a mere jest. It is an affront and a distasteful reminder of the pestilence of patriarchal oppression.

    I am not implying that a man does not have a right to be secure and confident in his identity, but that is not what "Reasons why it is Better to be a Man" portrays. I would not very well go around making lists of "reasons why it is better to be white" or "reasons why it is better to be judeo-christian". It is not in good humor to take delight in mocking the plight of others.

  80. Profile photo of murphy2112
    murphy2112 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    For all the people who are saying "why didn`t they round it off to 100": I`ve noticed that several of you are women, which feeds the fact that you have absurd attention to detail. I didn`t even look at the numbers.
  81. Profile photo of GraveCicada
    GraveCicada Female 13-17
    172 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:07 pm
    I didn`t even realize the numbers.

    *shrugs*

    When I see something like "We don`t have to clean the toilet", I don`t think of it as a gesture of pride, really. More of embarrassment. Imagine a man`s lack of capacity to clean his own toilet. Sad. :(

    Monk on the other hand...

  82. Profile photo of VolcomStoner
    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    I would also like to note that not all women are educated about the repression in our past and the suffering endured to bring us to where we are today. That is why you have girls on here saying that they are not offended.

    It is a sad fact that in the face of the new generations, we seem to have forgotten the struggles of our past. This is not only true for the feminist movement, but also for the civil rights movement.

    "Those who don`t know their history are doomed to repeat it."

  83. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    Hahah, oh man, funny stuff.

    Oh.. uh.. yeah. This isn`t a study or anything. Its a joke. Its in the FUNNY section. That is all.

  84. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    65. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

    =)

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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    oh they forgot gossiping about every F*cking body who the hell cares if she said that or if she looked like that or if she made that face let it f*cking go
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    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    ^^^srry i have been dancing with jack daniels another reason its good to be a guy you can drink your ass off and no 1 cares
  87. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    See, neither of us have it better, because we are completely used to what we have. Women are fine with worrying about their periods, they`ve taken it is a common fact they can`t avoid. We men are used to the fact that sex drives us to do everything we do, and we`re used to it.
  88. Profile photo of mpd
    mpd Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    Erm... VolcomStoner, have you taken a look around lately? Statistics show that there are now more women in post-secondary institutions than men. Girls are doing better in school, and there are more women entering the workplace than before. Also, ever since the civil rights and feminist movements, women and blacks (if that`s the rights movement you`re talking about) have both become influential players in politics and the economy of western democracies. I know they aren`t as equal as they`d like to be, but they are far better off than before. The only reason why feminists like you exist is that you can`t just let it go and move on, you have to dredge things up and hope that enough people feel sorry for you. Instead of focusing on pain and suffering and claiming you`re going backwards, why not focus on the women that made a difference so that people like you can enjoy the freedoms that you have today?
  89. Profile photo of mpd
    mpd Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    Wow... so yeah, the website was funny. I just felt the need to refute a feminist online. Have a nice day :-)
  90. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:09 pm
    So did you hear that from Volcom Stoner women? If you are not offended by this, then you are IGNORANT! Classic. I say it is our obligation to MAINTAIN this oppression - for then we will only be making good on what has already been accused of us! And isn`t it the seminole act of compassion in a relationship, when men allow women to believe that they have been right about something all along?
  91. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:11 pm
    Ridiculously funny...you men are so full of themselves...where`s the womens` list, huh?(I`ll bet we`ll have more than 95 reasons) ~_^
  92. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:20 pm
    And where`s all the Feminist outrage against the book of Islam, by the way? In sura IV, verse 38, it states "Men stand superior to women... those whose perverseness ye fear, admonish them and remove them into bedchambers and beat them; but if they submit to you, then do not seek a way against them; verily, God is high and great." Ha ha ha, and you think THIS stereotypical HUMOR expose of MEN is sexist against WOMEN! It`s no wonder you underwent such oppression for so many years...
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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 10:47 pm
    feminits are the most annoying people in the drating world. You talk about all of your drating opression and poo but you dont want equality, or so it seems because if there was some movie, commercial, show, whatever that had a part where somebody was cleaning a floor. if it was a woman, somebody would get pissed, if it was a guy and someone got pissed then there called sexist.

    sorry if this is sounding really badly typed and thrown together but i am sort of in a rush here.


    pretty much what i am trying to say is that if there is a woman doing something "degrading to them" such as ohhh cleaning a toilet in a movie, then the feminists would all get offended and cause problems. If it was a guy cleaning it then if some men decided to complain then they would all be called sexist for noticing it. its a pretty fcked up system.

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    cutbullocks Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    feminists* sry, like i said, i was rushing
  95. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    Dear Lord Who art in Heaven, forgive me for getting involved in another feminism debate...

    VolcomStoner, first of all, I disagree with the quote:

    "Those who don`t know their history are doomed to repeat it."

    I feel that anyone is doomed to repeat history by virtue of the fact that different individuals are each contributing their own perspectives and experiences to each and every new situation. Essentially, anyone who does not possess the same wisdom as those before are doomed to repeat their mistakes. Time alone changes nothing.

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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    Next, someone should have told you some time ago that the world is naturally sexist: we, the human race (or mankind if you prefer; I figured you didn`t), are comprised of females and males, each with our own biological and psychological advantages and disadvantages, ways of living, mindset, and opinions on... well, nearly everything. There is no way we can ever be truly equal. We can lessen the difference between the sexes, but the simple fact remains we will never be equal.

    Because of this inherent inequality, one sex will always politically, socially, and generally dominate the other, whether it be men over women or women over men. While I don`t personally feel this is fair, nothing can be done about it. I wouldn`t want to see women run the world but it looks like it`s heading that way with female college enrollment exceeding male enrollment. (There is a 15:2 ratio of women to men in the math class for which I tutor.)

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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 10:56 pm
    I agree it must suck that women are currently among the repressed (not oppressed, that is too strong of language and suggests an unreasonable passion), but come time, men will slowly fall in education and while there may be a bloody fight, women will come out on top. I wonder, then, if feminism, a supposed catalyst for equal rights, will opt to bring mens` rights to equal level? Will feminism then become obsolete?
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    kyles-alter Male 70 & Over
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    November 1, 2006 at 11:03 pm
    96. We do not have periods.
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    xblade13 Male 13-17
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    November 1, 2006 at 11:30 pm
    I respect women but this is still funny anything i find on the internet that isn`t on the news i laugh at because it means nothing. Not that many people were there helping women getting their rights on here. Have you ever thought about stop fighting over pointless things on the internet and going out into the real world and doing something? Just debating on here is showing that you don`t care enough to get up off the seat and do something about it. I see people fight over many things on the internet and I laugh because I think they are too lazy that all they can do is fight on the internet. I know a little off topic but I`m satanist and i still respect women as who they are . The list was on a website called INTENSE HUMOUR... Can`t you just take a joke they say all that stuff and fighting over it is just saying that you think its all true. If you let it go then it wouldn`t mean anything.

    VolcomStoner
    Go out there and do somethng instead of worry about this link. some people...

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    jdelaney Female 18-29
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    November 1, 2006 at 11:57 pm
    Mostly true...however if only guys can think about sex 90% of the day...I`m in serious trouble.
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    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 12:54 am
    Since most of you have responded to me based on the assumptions you have made from labeling me a feminist as opposed to what I actually said, I am going to assume that you just want to be controversial. You obviously have issues that are misdirected at me. I will not address your comments.
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    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
    174 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 12:54 am
    Overmann, thank you for the constructive criticism on my quote. I had never considered that viewpoint, but it makes sense.
    While I do not share your view on inequality, I appreciate your tone. As a sociology student, I like to believe I am knowledgeable and well-founded in my perspective. I also respect your right to your own point of view. But I do not find that any of this makes the link any less offensive or any more humorous. (And for the record I am not offended by your use of the word "mankind" though it does have a bit of a misogynistic undertone, I am not such the "stereotypical raging feminist" as I have been made out to be by those people who are just biting at the bit to attack one).
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 1:10 am
    Volcom, get out, you fail at life for posting serious crap on IAB comment sections.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 1:17 am
    "however if only guys can think about sex 90% of the day..."

    Whoever said that wasn`t following any stretch of the scientific method or basic mathematics and I assure you it`s false. Let`s see... 90% of 24 hours (a day) is 21.6 hours, or 21 hours and 36 minutes. I`m only awake, say, 15 hours a day, so for the other 5 hours and 24 minutes, I`d have to be dreaming about sex. Dreaming occurs primarily (only?) during REM sleep, which lasts around an hour and a half maximum, leaving 3 hours and 54 minutes I`m not able to even think about sex. According to this data, I`d have to be thinking about sex every waking moment, in addition to dreaming about it, in order to be thinking about sex a little over 84% of the day. I ask, does this sound reasonable to you?

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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 1:30 am
    I don`t consider you a feminist, VolcomStoner, as women have been repressed in the past and you are merely stating historical fact. However, I can see why some people would consider you such, and it`s mainly in the wording. I agree male repression of females is vile, but there`s no need to be poetic when describing it as "the pestilence". It is what it is; no need to be rhetorical about it.

    While I`m not a sociology student, I took it a few semesters ago and disliked it primarily because the book was so depressingly basic (I took great issue with the author`s definition of a theory) and the teacher was a goof (who put the author`s definition of a theory on the test...). I made A`s on all my tests but a C in the class because I couldn`t be arsed to write an essay with a pre-selected topic. I`ve since made up the GPA that was lost, but it was still a disappointing class. Um, I`m not sure why I brought that up.

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    VolcomStoner Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 1:31 am
    "Volcom, get out, you fail at life for posting serious crap on IAB comment sections."

    I know I know. I`m going...

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    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:02 am
    Know what`d be an amusing comparison to all these "it`s just a joke" people? Let`s make it not a list of why it`s better to be male than female, but rather why it`s better to be a neonazi than black. I`ll start - your dogma comes complete with ample opportunities to kill whoever you don`t like.

    Now, should anyone feel the desire to say "that`s not cool" - lighten up, it`s just a joke!

    As for the entire thing? Most of it only applies to stereotypical males and females. So any girl or guy that doesn`t fit the Barbie and Ken mold won`t find it amusing. Especially since things like this have been going around for YEARS. And they`re really boring now.

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    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Bah, that`s why you lighten up and just take it as a job. It is the rantings of a little mind taking pride in his own nature. Let him reveal in it, and if you feel less somehow for his pride, make your own damn list why females kick ass.
    Stop beating the hell out of any idea with massive over-anylzation.
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    squeagy Female 18-29
    7 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 9:41 am
    i just want to add on ething to this already prolific discussion: humour can be dangerous. anyone remember that whole debate about the cartoons making fun of mohammed? serious violence insued from that in the middle east. i am not comparing this discussion to that, but it`s just to say that humour is not as innocent as it may seem. it can expose the basest prejudices of a group or a person and it can be used as an oppression tool, not only against women like in this case but also against other groups. now as for me, i didn`t think the list was funny only because I know that most of the things aren`t true and to find something funny you have to recognize what is mocked, and i don`t. so it was something of a waste of time for me.
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    AcidFoxx Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 11:01 am
    the comments are by far funnier, but they just got messy towards the end.

    men are from earth. women are from earth. deal with it!

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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    Volcom, get out, you fail at life for posting serious crap on IAB comment sections.
    ^ I find this comment to be amusing because it is just as m,uch "crap" and a waste of space than anything Volcom said. As is this comment.
    But whatever. Volcom can say what she wants, she`s just trying to look out for her sisters.
    There are some men out there that treat women like second class citizens, and there are some discriminitory situations (for example, the fact that on average men make more than women for the same job) and sometimes women feel the need to stand up for womankind. There`s nothing wrong with that.
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    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    Look, I am bored, and the list is damn funny.

    nuff said

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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    lol not for my freind
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    milkybunny Female 13-17
    60 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    click on the link that says 30 reasons why women are better!
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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    that list was great! Is it bad that I identify with at least 30 of those and I am a chic? mabey I will wear a skirt instead of jeans tonight
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
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    November 5, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    Basically its a sexist racist world and unless your a white man, your screwed.
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    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    WTF??
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    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 11:39 pm
    aqausixia, u identify with at least 30 of those things?!?! i could not even relate to 1. then again i am extremely girlie. i dont leave the house until i look perfect, meanwhile my brother just throws something on. unless he is going on a date and then it takes him forever to choose something to wear and he always asks my opinion and my mom`s opinion. but he burbs and stuff that i would never do. ew!
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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    -Has epileptic fit because she sees men as nothing more than a monkey who wishes it wasnt one- .... -oh yeah and they are ok for making love to i guess-
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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
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    November 8, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    Meh ok ok. We is equal. -hopes everyone goes with that and shuts up about sexist racist bollocks-
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    nomanali03 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2006 at 12:47 am
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