Not a Parkour Expert

Submitted by: Slugger1973 10 years ago in Funny
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Attempt at a (small) roof leap.
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Male 32
This gives a new meaning to the word "Owned"


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Male 51
wow that must hurt also hes a wuss lol
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Female 60
His shoe came off, that was my favorite part.
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Male 130
Justin: drating british first they try to give us taxes now they are trying to sell us bad ass shots of dumbasses! oh ya if you wanna see something really funny go look in a mirror.
James: reminds me of www.lemonparty.org
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Female 600
And this is why it`s best to NOT listen to your friends in a situation like that. Dumbass....
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Female 403
they had to be drunk. aww i loved their accents though
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Male 73
what`s up with the dude sounding like a laughing chipmunk?
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Male 269
too bad, he started getting back up, hurry someone get him a bottle rocket
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Female 187
lol fantastic!this is wot happens when posh little rich kids try to be common!serves him right.its all alright tho cos daddy can buy him a new arsehole.and a bigger penis while he`s at it
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Female 57
That was pathetic.

"Oy, mate! Make sure the camera is on to catch me being a douche in front of the world!"
"Ok, mate... wait, I want to rag you on so when you go you fall and break your arse"
"Ok!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Male 2
For those that asked about Parkour, it`s basically a "sport" that originated in Paris, where runners (traceurs) get from point A to B in the most efficient way possible, going over, under, or between any obstacles in the way. David Belle was pretty much the guy that started it, check out some of his YouTube stuff; truly amazing, though most PK takes place on the ground and NOT from rooftop to rooftop.

Freerunning`s almost the same but there`s more emphasis on getting from A to B in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible. Parkour`s all about efficiency, freerunning`s all about looking good.

Regarding the video: lol. I imagine he walked out of that with a broken tailbone.

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Female 504
heh....that was awesome
and whoever said concrete enema i laughed so hard
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Female 53
Drmujunkie13:
Twit was trying to speak Devvo... serves him right.

Haha i know what a tuwat.

And Dr Zoid what does being a chav have to do with being destined a life of pain or anything to do with this link?

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Male 737
[quote]On 11/20/2006 1:26:22 PM Dr_zoid wrote: If your a chav your destined to a life of pain.....DONT TRY TO ARGUE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!![/quote]
He wasn`t a chav, just doing a pooe impression. Notice all black clothes and long hair.

That means no chavvage.

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Male 1,092
The pole actually doesn`t hit his gonads, you can see, and also, if it did, then he`d be clutching them afterwards, but no, he`s clutching his head
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Male 1,079
o.0
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Male 128
lol
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Male 438
WHAT A PUSSY!!
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Male 1,385
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Female 37
my butt hurts just watching that
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Male 460
YOU FOOL!!!!
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Female 1,972
As long as there are stupid people doing stupid things on film...there will be a youtube
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Male 142
he mustf shattered his tailbone
i like his friend saying
youll make it
go on do it
your halfway there
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Male 69
and this is gayer than playing pokemon with your dad. that gay.
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Male 69
this goes under the catagory of "why is this on IAB"
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Male 14
I like how he refers to it as a giant penis and then gets it in the ass 10 second later
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Male 1,014
I love the filters on this site. Now if only there were a dumb filter.......
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Male 1,014
mean person I am a pretty pretty little girler
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Female 133
hahaha that`s devastating
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Male 888
Wow, what a jerk of a friend.
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Female 48
Crunch..
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Male 15
The funniest part is that the camera guy was standing in a handicap parking spot... that truly made me laugh.
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Male 223
annoying accent
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Male 2
I will also point out that the site filtered the C word and made it person vomits. Heh, person vomits.
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Male 2
Hahaha frazumtazum, that`ll sure teach you for having an affair with that contrete bollards wife and two daughters. Didn`t I say human/bollard relationships never work out? DIDN`T I?? Lol nice to see there are still mean person vomits out there who still enjoy personally attacking people without good reason, I know I do. Jackasses.

Though you must admit, It`s ass pootingly hilarious, you dumbass lol.

Jimmer

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Female 199
his (ex)friend- "trust me"
haha yeah!
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Male 143
ahahahahah
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Male 1,289
hahhahahhaha!!!!...whats parkour though?
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Female 25
Hah his voice was the best part I think. At the beginning did he say something about, "Now that poses a problem because I`m standing on some sort of a fuc kin penis?"
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Male 141
ouch must`ve hurt. did anyone notice that strange light hovoring around him?
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Female 444
"C`mon Reece just jump, just make ya self do it mate" 2 minuts later.....rofl
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Male 278
cmon boy neigh like a horse some more ^_^
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Male 606
his voice made me laugh the most. He sounded like a really lame version of sean connery. haha.
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Male 943
haha
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Female 65
his laugh sounded like a dying rat
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Female 119
His a** got totally pwned!!
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Male 69
Great job french people, you`ve developed another easy way for stupid kids to kill themselves. Thank you. :)
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Male 99
This guy looks like a douche. He deserves ever moment of pooting out his bloody shattered tailbone.
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Female 681
Hahahahha! Looks like a jackass in training!!
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Male 731
when i saw the title and then an idiot on a pole bragging about jumping something i knew exactly what whas going to happen
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Male 35
Damn!..
just the sound when he hits the pole.
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Male 967
CONCRETE ENEMA!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 701
Nice fella, the one filming an all
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Male 2,486
That wasn`t even a hard jump.. You could easily do that, even with that limited amount of foot space.
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Male 15,510
I should call that move the "Super Nova 2K6 Nutcracker"
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Female 19
i heard a crack lol
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Female 1,398
haha what an idiot... those people should die, it would help society
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Female 1,596
That was funny.

The dude`s like Ohhh.
And the other dude is like a high pitch squeal!!!

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Female 210
geebus, right on the friggin tail bone, man. that`s the worst.
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Female 1,158
BAHAHAHAH.
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Female 340
haha what a dumbass
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Female 797
Ouchies!
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Male 407
What`s great is that before he jumped he said he was standing on some kind of penis, then when he fell he landed on it with his ass.
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Female 458
did anyone else notice that the camera guys laugh sounded like a horse? or at least i think thats what the noise was
either way this was hilarious. so so stupid...
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Female 1,065
ahhahahhahaha!!! dumbpoo xD
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Male 2,057
well, it WAS pretty funny, yeah.
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Male 11,739
"Come on man, do it. We want to see you get a pole up your arse. It will be totally hilarious." "heh heh, ok I will."

What a total dumbass. He got what he deserved. I hope the pole did just enough damage to keep him from ever reproducing.

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Male 615
Okay, who DIDN`T see that coming?
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Female 266
LOL I`ve jumped bigger fences then that! So lame LOL
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Male 27
haha not only did he fall, but he got a pole up his arse! haha!
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Male 36
Twit was trying to speak Devvo... serves him right.
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Male 576
Just think, right now somewhere in the world someone else is making an ass of themselves at this very second... I just hope they`re filming it.
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Male 716
MOTHERF*CKING OUCH!!
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Male 1,092
oh my
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Female 811
His friend wasn`t very sympathetic. I think the disabled sign was deliberate.
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Male 3,014
Nothing like watching dumb asses hurt themselves.
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Female 75
I wonder if the camera guy purposely pointed the camera to the disabled parking picture afterwards.
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Male 737
[quote]On 11/19/2006 6:42:48 AM Nowtelsetodo wrote:
What`s parkour?[/quote]

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour]Parkour Wiki[/url]

Look for some videos on YouTube. Search "David Belle Parkour" or something.

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Male 1,142
i had to look up parkour and now i know why. cause its lame
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Female 70
painful.
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Female 132
Silly kid...

What`s parkour?

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Male 131
haha pwned
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Male 737
OUCH IN THE ASS!!!

No parkour for him.

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Female 795
holy crap!! needed to replay that to see if he did land on that pole. gawd that would hurt. more embarrasing having to explain it to someone "umm, i fell off a roof and got arse raped by a pole"
eek XD
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Male 1,142
not a waste of time.
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Male 67
that was pretty funny but ouch
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Male 44
broken ankle?
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Male 813
ooooooooooohhh.......he must have been paralyzed after that, or a broken tailbone and hip.
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Male 160
poor guy but pretty funny
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Female 1,463
ouch did he land on that pole!!? i love the way the friends just laughed lol hilarios
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Male 15
Link: Not a Parkour Expert [Rate Link] - Attempt at a (small) roof leap.
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