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Date: 11/19/06 05:25 AM

92 Responses to Not a Parkour Expert

  1. Profile photo of Slugger1973
    Slugger1973 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:22 am
    Link: Not a Parkour Expert - Attempt at a (small) roof leap.
  2. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:30 am
    ouch did he land on that pole!!? i love the way the friends just laughed lol hilarios
  3. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:33 am
    poor guy but pretty funny
  4. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:33 am
    ooooooooooohhh.......he must have been paralyzed after that, or a broken tailbone and hip.
  5. Profile photo of swarf
    swarf Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:34 am
    broken ankle?
  6. Profile photo of wales2k6
    wales2k6 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:35 am
    that was pretty funny but ouch
  7. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:41 am
    not a waste of time.
  8. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:47 am
    holy crap!! needed to replay that to see if he did land on that pole. gawd that would hurt. more embarrasing having to explain it to someone "umm, i fell off a roof and got arse raped by a pole"
    eek XD
  9. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:58 am
    OUCH IN THE ASS!!!

    No parkour for him.

  10. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 6:41 am
    haha pwned
  11. Profile photo of Nowtelsetodo
    Nowtelsetodo Female 13-17
    132 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 6:42 am
    Silly kid...

    What`s parkour?

  12. Profile photo of moonlitangel
    moonlitangel Female 18-29
    70 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 6:53 am
    painful.
  13. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:01 am
    i had to look up parkour and now i know why. cause its lame
  14. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:02 am
    On 11/19/2006 6:42:48 AM Nowtelsetodo wrote:
    What`s parkour?

    Parkour Wiki

    Look for some videos on YouTube. Search "David Belle Parkour" or something.

  15. Profile photo of MelEE34
    MelEE34 Female 13-17
    75 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:40 am
    I wonder if the camera guy purposely pointed the camera to the disabled parking picture afterwards.
  16. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:53 am
    Nothing like watching dumb asses hurt themselves.
  17. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:58 am
    His friend wasn`t very sympathetic. I think the disabled sign was deliberate.
  18. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:13 am
    oh my
  19. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:15 am
    MOTHERF*CKING OUCH!!
  20. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:31 am
    Just think, right now somewhere in the world someone else is making an ass of themselves at this very second... I just hope they`re filming it.
  21. Profile photo of drumjunkie13
    drumjunkie13 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:53 am
    Twit was trying to speak Devvo... serves him right.
  22. Profile photo of kulieo4
    kulieo4 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 9:06 am
    haha not only did he fall, but he got a pole up his arse! haha!
  23. Profile photo of Erin24
    Erin24 Female 13-17
    266 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 9:10 am
    LOL I`ve jumped bigger fences then that! So lame LOL
  24. Profile photo of EisforPANTS
    EisforPANTS Male 13-17
    615 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 9:25 am
    Okay, who DIDN`T see that coming?
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 9:42 am
    "Come on man, do it. We want to see you get a pole up your arse. It will be totally hilarious." "heh heh, ok I will."

    What a total dumbass. He got what he deserved. I hope the pole did just enough damage to keep him from ever reproducing.

  26. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 9:44 am
    well, it WAS pretty funny, yeah.
  27. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 10:21 am
    ahhahahhahaha!!! dumbpoo xD
  28. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 10:46 am
    did anyone else notice that the camera guys laugh sounded like a horse? or at least i think thats what the noise was
    either way this was hilarious. so so stupid...
  29. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 10:57 am
    What`s great is that before he jumped he said he was standing on some kind of penis, then when he fell he landed on it with his ass.
  30. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:02 am
    Ouchies!
  31. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:08 am
    haha what a dumbass
  32. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:09 am
    BAHAHAHAH.
  33. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:17 am
    geebus, right on the friggin tail bone, man. that`s the worst.
  34. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:18 am
    That was funny.

    The dude`s like Ohhh.
    And the other dude is like a high pitch squeal!!!

  35. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:48 am
    haha what an idiot... those people should die, it would help society
  36. Profile photo of SHUGGAR_HI5
    SHUGGAR_HI5 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:50 am
    i heard a crack lol
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:16 pm
    I should call that move the "Super Nova 2K6 Nutcracker"
  38. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:31 pm
    That wasn`t even a hard jump.. You could easily do that, even with that limited amount of foot space.
  39. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    Nice fella, the one filming an all
  40. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    CONCRETE ENEMA!!!!!!!!!!
  41. Profile photo of Jijimar
    Jijimar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm
    Damn!..
    just the sound when he hits the pole.
  42. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    when i saw the title and then an idiot on a pole bragging about jumping something i knew exactly what whas going to happen
  43. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 12:51 pm
    Hahahahha! Looks like a jackass in training!!
  44. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    This guy looks like a douche. He deserves ever moment of pooting out his bloody shattered tailbone.
  45. Profile photo of CarbonatedBS
    CarbonatedBS Male 18-29
    69 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    Great job french people, you`ve developed another easy way for stupid kids to kill themselves. Thank you. :)
  46. Profile photo of crazyrendeer
    crazyrendeer Female 13-17
    119 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    His a** got totally pwned!!
  47. Profile photo of C-Bear
    C-Bear Female 13-17
    65 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    his laugh sounded like a dying rat
  48. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    Oooouch, haha.
  49. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    haha
  50. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    his voice made me laugh the most. He sounded like a really lame version of sean connery. haha.
  51. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    cmon boy neigh like a horse some more ^_^
  52. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    "C`mon Reece just jump, just make ya self do it mate" 2 minuts later.....rofl
  53. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    ouch must`ve hurt. did anyone notice that strange light hovoring around him?
  54. Profile photo of aperfectseal
    aperfectseal Female 18-29
    25 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    Hah his voice was the best part I think. At the beginning did he say something about, "Now that poses a problem because I`m standing on some sort of a fuc kin penis?"
  55. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    hahhahahhaha!!!!...whats parkour though?
  56. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    ahahahahah
  57. Profile photo of Jessica1608
    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 5:57 pm
    his (ex)friend- "trust me"
    haha yeah!
  58. Profile photo of omnipie
    omnipie Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    Hahaha frazumtazum, that`ll sure teach you for having an affair with that contrete bollards wife and two daughters. Didn`t I say human/bollard relationships never work out? DIDN`T I?? Lol nice to see there are still mean person vomits out there who still enjoy personally attacking people without good reason, I know I do. Jackasses.

    Though you must admit, It`s ass pootingly hilarious, you dumbass lol.

    Jimmer

  59. Profile photo of omnipie
    omnipie Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    I will also point out that the site filtered the C word and made it person vomits. Heh, person vomits.
  60. Profile photo of thomaso35353
    thomaso35353 Male 13-17
    223 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    annoying accent
  61. Profile photo of Lucifur
    Lucifur Male 18-29
    15 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:20 pm
    The funniest part is that the camera guy was standing in a handicap parking spot... that truly made me laugh.
  62. Profile photo of Xx_I_Bite_xX
    Xx_I_Bite_xX Female 13-17
    48 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    Crunch..
  63. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    Wow, what a jerk of a friend.
  64. Profile photo of panama4lyfe
    panama4lyfe Female 13-17
    133 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    hahaha that`s devastating
  65. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:40 pm
    mean person I am a pretty pretty little girler
  66. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:41 pm
    I love the filters on this site. Now if only there were a dumb filter.......
  67. Profile photo of Banshee88
    Banshee88 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 8:54 pm
    I like how he refers to it as a giant penis and then gets it in the ass 10 second later
  68. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    this goes under the catagory of "why is this on IAB"
  69. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    November 19, 2006 at 11:04 pm
    and this is gayer than playing pokemon with your dad. that gay.
  70. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 12:13 am
    he mustf shattered his tailbone
    i like his friend saying
    youll make it
    go on do it
    your halfway there
  71. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 12:40 am
    As long as there are stupid people doing stupid things on film...there will be a youtube
  72. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 12:49 am
    YOU FOOL!!!!
  73. Profile photo of StrangeLane
    StrangeLane Female 18-29
    37 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 2:50 am
    my butt hurts just watching that
  74. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 4:36 am
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  75. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 5:52 am
    WHAT A PUSSY!!
  76. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 6:24 am
    lol
  77. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 9:28 am
    o.0
  78. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 10:45 am
    The pole actually doesn`t hit his gonads, you can see, and also, if it did, then he`d be clutching them afterwards, but no, he`s clutching his head
  79. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    On 11/20/2006 1:26:22 PM Dr_zoid wrote: If your a chav your destined to a life of pain.....DONT TRY TO ARGUE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!!
    He wasn`t a chav, just doing a pooe impression. Notice all black clothes and long hair.

    That means no chavvage.

  80. Profile photo of Becky2906
    Becky2906 Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 1:43 pm
    Drmujunkie13:
    Twit was trying to speak Devvo... serves him right.

    Haha i know what a tuwat.

    And Dr Zoid what does being a chav have to do with being destined a life of pain or anything to do with this link?

  81. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    heh....that was awesome
    and whoever said concrete enema i laughed so hard
  82. Profile photo of bluesoul
    bluesoul Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    For those that asked about Parkour, it`s basically a "sport" that originated in Paris, where runners (traceurs) get from point A to B in the most efficient way possible, going over, under, or between any obstacles in the way. David Belle was pretty much the guy that started it, check out some of his YouTube stuff; truly amazing, though most PK takes place on the ground and NOT from rooftop to rooftop.

    Freerunning`s almost the same but there`s more emphasis on getting from A to B in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible. Parkour`s all about efficiency, freerunning`s all about looking good.

    Regarding the video: lol. I imagine he walked out of that with a broken tailbone.

  83. Profile photo of StormareChic
    StormareChic Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    That was pathetic.

    "Oy, mate! Make sure the camera is on to catch me being a douche in front of the world!"
    "Ok, mate... wait, I want to rag you on so when you go you fall and break your arse"
    "Ok!"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  84. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 6:14 pm
    lol fantastic!this is wot happens when posh little rich kids try to be common!serves him right.its all alright tho cos daddy can buy him a new arsehole.and a bigger penis while he`s at it
  85. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    too bad, he started getting back up, hurry someone get him a bottle rocket
  86. Profile photo of funboy52
    funboy52 Male 30-39
    63 posts
    November 21, 2006 at 3:54 am
    what`s up with the dude sounding like a laughing chipmunk?
  87. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    November 21, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    they had to be drunk. aww i loved their accents though
  88. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    November 22, 2006 at 1:44 pm
    And this is why it`s best to NOT listen to your friends in a situation like that. Dumbass....
  89. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    Justin: drating british first they try to give us taxes now they are trying to sell us bad ass shots of dumbasses! oh ya if you wanna see something really funny go look in a mirror.
    James: reminds me of www.lemonparty.org
  90. Profile photo of Thegodofhats
    Thegodofhats Female 13-17
    60 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 9:35 pm
    His shoe came off, that was my favorite part.
  91. Profile photo of bordkid
    bordkid Male 13-17
    51 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    wow that must hurt also hes a wuss lol
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    Orangejuus Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    This gives a new meaning to the word "Owned"


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