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Submitted by: klkl 10 years ago in Sports
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More wit and wisdom from athletes.
There are 23 comments:
Female 415
man there are some brilliant people in this world
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Male 2,605
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I`m not hungry enough to eat six."

Oh dear...

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Male 404
lol
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Male 404
"You don`t like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He`s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer`s running across field calling out, `come inside me, come inside me.`"

"I can tell you it`s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don`t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I`m looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There`s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

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Male 222
Some of those wern`t dumb, they were smart and witty.
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Male 2,720
^ Mats Sundin is dead.
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Male 143
MAPLE LEAFS
not leaves...
c`mon...
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Female 1,697
"I am the most loyal player money can buy."

not the funniest, but definitley clever

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Male 1,092
There should be some football (soccer) quotes in there, but unfortunately, there aren`t
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Male 1,406
I`ve gone through several, and my favorite so far is

"That`s why I don`t talk. Because I talk too much."
-Joaquin Andujar

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Female 1,158
Man, I feel smart.
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Male 1,092
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I`m not hungry enough to eat six." lol
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Male 196
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
-Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

That is the best one by far

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Female 2
Yeah, I don`t time to read all of them. But some are funny.
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Female 1,398
I bet you half of those, somebody made up... but maybe not. I always knew anyone who chose sports as their career was mentally retarded.
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Male 2,720
1994 called, it wants its website back.
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Female 811
^ yeah, they must be really stupid!
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Male 3,014
Too many for me.
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Female 1,972
Now I definitely feel slightly superior.
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Female 289
"It`s a humbling thing being humble"
When this appears as my quote of the day on the google homepage, I shall be worried.
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Male 4,246
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Uh...yeah, me neither. o:-)

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Male 1,385
last lot wasn`t that funny, but these are..... the same
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Male 1,725
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