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Date: 11/08/06 02:11 AM

23 Responses to More sports quotes

  1. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:28 am
    Link: More sports quotes - More wit and wisdom from athletes.
  2. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:16 am
    last lot wasn`t that funny, but these are..... the same
  3. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:23 am
    "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
    -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

    Uh...yeah, me neither. o:-)

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    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:07 am
    "It`s a humbling thing being humble"
    When this appears as my quote of the day on the google homepage, I shall be worried.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:04 am
    Now I definitely feel slightly superior.
  6. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:38 am
    Too many for me.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:59 am
    ^ yeah, they must be really stupid!
  8. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:14 am
    1994 called, it wants its website back.
  9. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:19 am
    I bet you half of those, somebody made up... but maybe not. I always knew anyone who chose sports as their career was mentally retarded.
  10. Profile photo of Claudiap
    Claudiap Female 18-29
    2 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:22 am
    Yeah, I don`t time to read all of them. But some are funny.
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    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:54 am
    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
    -Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

    That is the best one by far

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    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:50 am
    "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I`m not hungry enough to eat six." lol
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:30 am
    Man, I feel smart.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:31 am
    I`ve gone through several, and my favorite so far is

    "That`s why I don`t talk. Because I talk too much."
    -Joaquin Andujar

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    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    There should be some football (soccer) quotes in there, but unfortunately, there aren`t
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    "I am the most loyal player money can buy."

    not the funniest, but definitley clever

  17. Profile photo of Dougg
    Dougg Male 13-17
    143 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    MAPLE LEAFS
    not leaves...
    c`mon...
  18. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    ^ Mats Sundin is dead.
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    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 1:18 am
    Some of those wern`t dumb, they were smart and witty.
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    "You don`t like to see hookers going down on players like that."

    "He`s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

    "Spencer`s running across field calling out, `come inside me, come inside me.`"

    "I can tell you it`s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

    "I don`t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

    "Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I`m looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

    "There`s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

    "Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 7:45 pm
    lol
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I`m not hungry enough to eat six."

    Oh dear...

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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    November 16, 2006 at 4:59 am
    man there are some brilliant people in this world

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