Karate Expert?

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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I don"t think this dude"s going to sell many karate videos.
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Female 943
hahah loserrrrr
xD
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Female 125
As a martial artist myslef this is damn funny, I can`t break boards yet but I`m not dumb enough to try until I can!! XD
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Female 920
Disgraceful... And those are the boards my Tae Kwon Do school uses and the little kids can break them! I`m disgusted.....
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Female 112
i pretty much lost it after the first three times he hit it with his head.

like that stephen lynch song "i ran track, hung out in malls. fred ran head first into walls."

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Male 128
the boards weren`t long enough, you would have to be super man to break that
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Male 7
maybe that idiot should try using his foot instead of his head?
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Female 335
You know, there are teachers that will give bad students black belts. Usually it`s to get them out of their classroom so they can go make videos like this or claim they are a master of some art.

sertrbl,
I just find it funny that his definition makes a mockery of science. I`m glad you think it`s funny too.

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Male 95
Hmmmm, maybe the assistant is the best board holder ever! No one can break boards when he`s holding them!
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Male 732
Wow, I bet, he didn`t gave up, yet.
I think, he is still banging his head against those boards in this very moment!
Or he already died from brain damage...
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Female 137
What is he trying to do?! kill the few neurons left in his brain?... well he`s certainly making an effort
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Male 2,781
IF I`D BEEN THE ASSISTANT I`D HAVE TURNED THE BOARDS SO THAT HE SMAKED THEM WITH HIS NOSE. OR MAYBE JUST BEAT THE SH`T OUT OF HIM WITH THEM.
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Female 552
Hmm... If two boards don`t work lets try three!!!

got to love smart people...

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Male 1,521
Hahahahahahahaha!
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Female 1,397
Thats embarrasing cause even I can break one of those boards...
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Female 375
do you think he`s, like, a goldfish? The boards have made his brain turn to mush so he can`t remember a time when he *couldn`t* hit the board, only (bizarrely) when he *could*?

I dunno. Lack of sleep and IAB is a baaaaaad combination!

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Female 2,552
Oh, God..
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Male 587
LOL
i saw this the other day in my class and my teacher asked what was wrong with me
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Female 187
the idiot blaming his assistances lol what a fool.

hmm how about not trying to break blocks with your head.he`s done it so much he`s lost the brain power to realise what a stupid idea it is

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Male 280
Man he is weak.

And I dunno if you know the answer, but just askin...

How the hell did HE become blackbelt?!?!?

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Male 1,420
"What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort."
so can i, its called technology. im sure thats the only way you can do it, too.
"FLingspoo, by your definition of insanity, the scientific method would be insane too. Lol."
yea, and? hah.
"that guy is a complete idiot. how he made it to the black belt is beyond me!"
well, he put a belt around his waist. he didnt show any diploma or degree, did he?
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Male 4,393
can someone say concussion ? :P
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Male 4,393
DUDE!! :P this gry cant hit a board 4 his life :P
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Male 1,079
lol idiot
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Male 2,551
All chuck norris has to do is glance at them and they`d break.
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Female 26
thats freaking hilarious. i have a friend who could do that hes like 16 17
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Male 29
totally outregious behaviour
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Male 943
seen it before
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Male 703
i want to see the huge red lump on his forhead later...
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Male 3,619
Tourettes you idiot, my GOD ITS NOT FAKE
smashing bords isnt realy hard! im blue belt,
and i smash bords, sometimes with noobs, they use fake bull**** stuff but board smashing isnt fake at all!
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Female 268
that guy is a complete idiot. how he made it to the black belt is beyond me!
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Male 17
tourettes: "cmon do what all the "masters" do and alter the boards or pre-break them. its all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, boards cant be broken like that. its all a swindle" no, i am a brown belt in karate and what they do is buy specialy made wood that will break EASIER than reagular wood, its the grain, not everyone can break it, i barely can, but it hurts like a motherf(_)cker when i do...
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Male 1,360
oh i forgot to insert my "original" witty comment about brain damage and concussions...
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Male 1,360
pine boards are gay, I can decimate steel plates with my head.
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Male 162
boring :-|
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Male 724
"He might have a future in Karate... If he just manages to ... Break Through!"

Oooh... get it... Break Through.... get it? Get it?
... the guy couldn`t BREAK the wooden boards... so "Break Through!" because he couldnt do it! ... get it?

I really hate it when the punch line is this retarded....

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Female 153
Hahaha..what an idiot. *GAH* *THUNK* "STOP MOVING THE BOARD..JUST..JUST..KEEP IT THERE"
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Female 1,468
Oh man that`s terrible. I wonder how much damage his brain has suffered.
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Male 87
he`s such a frikkin retard its not even funny....
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Female 335
FLingspoo, by your definition of insanity, the scientific method would be insane too. Lol.
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Male 54
But he wouldnt be able to break a beer can so whats the point
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Female 335
Geeze, I could see he had no power when he hit those boards. Especially when they did the more zoomed out shot, and I`m a white belt newb.

As for his doing this repeatedly, there is a spot on the forehead that has little nerves (The idea spot to crush beer cans). Maybe he should try to do a beer can first. Lol.

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Female 999
the definition of insanity:: repaetedly doing the same thing, expecting a different outcome.
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Female 583
what a d*ckhead!i loved it when he couldnt do it on the concrete blocks after yelling at those guys.
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Male 195
maybe he can sell videos to the american medical association for massive concussive damage to the brain.
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Male 11,740
The guy should`ve started pulling the boards away at the last second, like Lucy does to Charlie Brown with the football.
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Male 2,057
lol brings a new meaning to `thick as two short planks`!!
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Female 1,398
ginkakuji or whatever the hell your name was... are we supposed to believe that you can do that?
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Female 108
I wanna punch him in the face for yelling at the poor guy holding the board. Every time he smacks his face on it, HE causes the board to move. The guy doesnt move the damn board.
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Female 873
What a complete idiot.. words fail me right now..
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Female 198
you know...the commentary reminded me of the political commercials that are happining in idaho right now. kinda sad really lol
aaand....
WTF?!
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Male 28
Maybe he should try standing still while the other guy hits him over the head with the boards. I bet something would break then.
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Male 166
What a spaz.
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Male 11,740
Hey Jean Claude Van Dumb, get a clue. You SUCK at martial arts. Don`t make a video showing your stuff until you actually have stuff. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
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Male 175
I hate how he blames the person holding the boards for his failure at life. I would give him a smack because that second guy didn`t move an inch.
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Male 180
man that guy suks so much it makes me want to cry i watched me karate teachers break two of those cement blocks like those ones holding the boards in the clip
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Male 54
LMFAO!!! Pawned!
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Male 1,039
It`s not that hard to break multiple boards. I`ve studied a number of different martial arts. Usually a spacer is used between the boards though. This centers all the force behind the blow on the middle of each board creating a weak point. I can easily strike through 3-4 boards using this method (the spaced boards that is). Packing them together like he had those two is just retarded. This guy obviously doesn`t know what he`s doing. (not to mention he was probably using some kind of high quality treated wood) LOL
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Female 108
I feel kind of sorry for this poor guy, but in the same time he is pathetic idiot, and funny clown
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Male 1,354
He looks pathetic and all, but I wouldn`t want to tangle with a guy who regularly beats his head against boards like that. He just might be tough.
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Female 327
what a jerk...blaming others for his failure in life
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Male 1,030
douche bag
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Male 957
cmon do what all the "masters" do and alter the boards or pre-break them. its all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, boards cant be broken like that. its all a swindle
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Male 239
I guess all that head smashing makes him think he has super martial arts powers
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Male 194
Useless. I could make the boards break themselves through my intimidating stare
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Male 4,246
I suspect he had brain damage long before putting on the outfit.
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Male 136
I`m eating peanuts. and yeah i bet that guys brain is destroyed. thats why he keeps trying to break the board.
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Female 153
he has seriously got to have brain damage by now.
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Male 5
Oh well, at least banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories p/h
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Male 3,255
"What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort."

If you`re just being silly then lol, if not, then... lol.

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Male 129
What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort.
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Female 1,972
The only way he`ll be a martial arts master is in his dreams, which he is conveniently dressed for.

Awww don`t he look adorable in his karate jammies?

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Male 4,246
You`d think he would do it with one board, but he just had to be a show-off and try it with 2.

"YAAAAAAAAH!!" *clunk*
"I didn`t move at all!"

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Male 23
why wouldnt he just try one board
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Male 2,567
Lmao concussion
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Male 99
that`s really pitiful, i guess hitting the boards with his head so much makes him think that maybe if he does it again it will brake...
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Male 10,115
Link: Karate Expert? [Rate Link] - I don`t think this dude`s going to sell many karate videos.
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