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Date: 11/06/06 02:42 AM

76 Responses to Karate Expert?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:20 am
    Link: Karate Expert? - I don`t think this dude`s going to sell many karate videos.
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    skittle5 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 2:45 am
    that`s really pitiful, i guess hitting the boards with his head so much makes him think that maybe if he does it again it will brake...
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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Lmao concussion
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    WRONGonRED Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:57 am
    why wouldnt he just try one board
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:01 am
    You`d think he would do it with one board, but he just had to be a show-off and try it with 2.

    "YAAAAAAAAH!!" *clunk*
    "I didn`t move at all!"

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:03 am
    The only way he`ll be a martial arts master is in his dreams, which he is conveniently dressed for.

    Awww don`t he look adorable in his karate jammies?

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    ginkakuji Male 18-29
    129 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:04 am
    What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:10 am
    "What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort."

    If you`re just being silly then lol, if not, then... lol.

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    OuweRocker Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:10 am
    Oh well, at least banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories p/h
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    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:28 am
    he has seriously got to have brain damage by now.
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    SinisterSlug Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:33 am
    I`m eating peanuts. and yeah i bet that guys brain is destroyed. thats why he keeps trying to break the board.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:34 am
    I suspect he had brain damage long before putting on the outfit.
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    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:03 am
    Useless. I could make the boards break themselves through my intimidating stare
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    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 5:23 am
    I guess all that head smashing makes him think he has super martial arts powers
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:17 am
    cmon do what all the "masters" do and alter the boards or pre-break them. its all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, boards cant be broken like that. its all a swindle
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 6:17 am
    douche bag
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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:35 am
    what a jerk...blaming others for his failure in life
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:07 am
    He looks pathetic and all, but I wouldn`t want to tangle with a guy who regularly beats his head against boards like that. He just might be tough.
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    justone Female 18-29
    108 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 7:51 am
    I feel kind of sorry for this poor guy, but in the same time he is pathetic idiot, and funny clown
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 8:16 am
    It`s not that hard to break multiple boards. I`ve studied a number of different martial arts. Usually a spacer is used between the boards though. This centers all the force behind the blow on the middle of each board creating a weak point. I can easily strike through 3-4 boards using this method (the spaced boards that is). Packing them together like he had those two is just retarded. This guy obviously doesn`t know what he`s doing. (not to mention he was probably using some kind of high quality treated wood) LOL
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    ScubaGuy Male 30-39
    54 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 8:59 am
    LMFAO!!! Pawned!
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    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:00 am
    man that guy suks so much it makes me want to cry i watched me karate teachers break two of those cement blocks like those ones holding the boards in the clip
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    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:04 am
    I hate how he blames the person holding the boards for his failure at life. I would give him a smack because that second guy didn`t move an inch.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:37 am
    Hey Jean Claude Van Dumb, get a clue. You SUCK at martial arts. Don`t make a video showing your stuff until you actually have stuff. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
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    mcgrathk1 Male 40-49
    166 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:49 am
    What a spaz.
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    who_farted Male 70 & Over
    28 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:50 am
    Maybe he should try standing still while the other guy hits him over the head with the boards. I bet something would break then.
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    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 10:08 am
    you know...the commentary reminded me of the political commercials that are happining in idaho right now. kinda sad really lol
    aaand....
    WTF?!
    }-)
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 10:22 am
    What a complete idiot.. words fail me right now..
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    retardhair Female 13-17
    108 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 10:32 am
    I wanna punch him in the face for yelling at the poor guy holding the board. Every time he smacks his face on it, HE causes the board to move. The guy doesnt move the damn board.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:35 am
    ginkakuji or whatever the hell your name was... are we supposed to believe that you can do that?
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 10:51 am
    lol brings a new meaning to `thick as two short planks`!!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
    The guy should`ve started pulling the boards away at the last second, like Lucy does to Charlie Brown with the football.
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    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 11:03 am
    maybe he can sell videos to the american medical association for massive concussive damage to the brain.
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    mise Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:06 am
    what a d*ckhead!i loved it when he couldnt do it on the concrete blocks after yelling at those guys.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 11:51 am
    the definition of insanity:: repaetedly doing the same thing, expecting a different outcome.
  36. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    Geeze, I could see he had no power when he hit those boards. Especially when they did the more zoomed out shot, and I`m a white belt newb.

    As for his doing this repeatedly, there is a spot on the forehead that has little nerves (The idea spot to crush beer cans). Maybe he should try to do a beer can first. Lol.

  37. Profile photo of GodsWraith
    GodsWraith Male 13-17
    54 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    But he wouldnt be able to break a beer can so whats the point
  38. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    FLingspoo, by your definition of insanity, the scientific method would be insane too. Lol.
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    Bob_Master6 Male 13-17
    87 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    he`s such a frikkin retard its not even funny....
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:42 pm
    Oh man that`s terrible. I wonder how much damage his brain has suffered.
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    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:57 pm
    Hahaha..what an idiot. *GAH* *THUNK* "STOP MOVING THE BOARD..JUST..JUST..KEEP IT THERE"
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    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    "He might have a future in Karate... If he just manages to ... Break Through!"

    Oooh... get it... Break Through.... get it? Get it?
    ... the guy couldn`t BREAK the wooden boards... so "Break Through!" because he couldnt do it! ... get it?

    I really hate it when the punch line is this retarded....

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    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    boring :-|
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:23 pm
    pine boards are gay, I can decimate steel plates with my head.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    oh i forgot to insert my "original" witty comment about brain damage and concussions...
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    2326916 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    tourettes: "cmon do what all the "masters" do and alter the boards or pre-break them. its all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, boards cant be broken like that. its all a swindle" no, i am a brown belt in karate and what they do is buy specialy made wood that will break EASIER than reagular wood, its the grain, not everyone can break it, i barely can, but it hurts like a motherf(_)cker when i do...
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    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:40 pm
    that guy is a complete idiot. how he made it to the black belt is beyond me!
  48. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    Tourettes you idiot, my GOD ITS NOT FAKE
    smashing bords isnt realy hard! im blue belt,
    and i smash bords, sometimes with noobs, they use fake bull**** stuff but board smashing isnt fake at all!
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    i want to see the huge red lump on his forhead later...
  50. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    seen it before
  51. Profile photo of serkanyersen
    serkanyersen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:31 pm
    totally outregious behaviour
  52. Profile photo of Jazeme
    Jazeme Female 13-17
    26 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    thats freaking hilarious. i have a friend who could do that hes like 16 17
  53. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    All chuck norris has to do is glance at them and they`d break.
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    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 5:00 pm
    lol idiot
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    DUDE!! :P this gry cant hit a board 4 his life :P
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    can someone say concussion ? :P
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    "What a noob... I would murder him if we were to fight. For I can break solid concrete without any effort."
    so can i, its called technology. im sure thats the only way you can do it, too.
    "FLingspoo, by your definition of insanity, the scientific method would be insane too. Lol."
    yea, and? hah.
    "that guy is a complete idiot. how he made it to the black belt is beyond me!"
    well, he put a belt around his waist. he didnt show any diploma or degree, did he?
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    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:26 pm
    Man he is weak.

    And I dunno if you know the answer, but just askin...

    How the hell did HE become blackbelt?!?!?

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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    the idiot blaming his assistances lol what a fool.

    hmm how about not trying to break blocks with your head.he`s done it so much he`s lost the brain power to realise what a stupid idea it is

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    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    LOL
    i saw this the other day in my class and my teacher asked what was wrong with me
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    Oh, God..
  62. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 7:19 pm
    do you think he`s, like, a goldfish? The boards have made his brain turn to mush so he can`t remember a time when he *couldn`t* hit the board, only (bizarrely) when he *could*?

    I dunno. Lack of sleep and IAB is a baaaaaad combination!

  63. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 7:59 pm
    Thats embarrasing cause even I can break one of those boards...
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:09 pm
    Hahahahahahahaha!
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    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    Hmm... If two boards don`t work lets try three!!!

    got to love smart people...

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    IF I`D BEEN THE ASSISTANT I`D HAVE TURNED THE BOARDS SO THAT HE SMAKED THEM WITH HIS NOSE. OR MAYBE JUST BEAT THE SH`T OUT OF HIM WITH THEM.
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    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:28 pm
    What is he trying to do?! kill the few neurons left in his brain?... well he`s certainly making an effort
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    Wow, I bet, he didn`t gave up, yet.
    I think, he is still banging his head against those boards in this very moment!
    Or he already died from brain damage...
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    pudleofcrud Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    Hmmmm, maybe the assistant is the best board holder ever! No one can break boards when he`s holding them!
  70. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 12:47 am
    You know, there are teachers that will give bad students black belts. Usually it`s to get them out of their classroom so they can go make videos like this or claim they are a master of some art.

    sertrbl,
    I just find it funny that his definition makes a mockery of science. I`m glad you think it`s funny too.

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    haos1 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 1:09 am
    maybe that idiot should try using his foot instead of his head?
  72. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 2:44 am
    the boards weren`t long enough, you would have to be super man to break that
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    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    i pretty much lost it after the first three times he hit it with his head.

    like that stephen lynch song "i ran track, hung out in malls. fred ran head first into walls."

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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Disgraceful... And those are the boards my Tae Kwon Do school uses and the little kids can break them! I`m disgusted.....
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    MilkyFan Female 13-17
    125 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 2:46 pm
    As a martial artist myslef this is damn funny, I can`t break boards yet but I`m not dumb enough to try until I can!! XD
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    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    hahah loserrrrr
    xD

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