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That doesn`t mean it is necessarily tasteful or humorous, or that I should consider it such simply because Mr. Stewart meant it as a joke. If you`d like to adopt a regressive mindset regarding world crises, I suppose that would be your prerogative; leave me to mine.
"BTW, no offense meant, but if you meant your last post as a joke you REALLY need to learn that."
If one were going by my last post alone, it would seem I already have.
I tought it was funny ^_- I mean come on ... think of the littles kids in africa! you got to do it for them!
I wish Brad Pitt will give abit to charity... and others people too, be sure to choose who you giving you money too, if you arent christian and dont want to force any charity to "convert" poor people in echange of money, be sure to read the little characters...
If you are christian and want to convert people, well read the little characters too ^_-
I personnality give a little, what I can in fact ^^ Its not alot but its stupiditly make me feel better ^^
Good job; it just takes a bit of thought.
"Well, it would look PRETTIER with a comma, and read more poetically. Sorry that you don`t want to be poetic."
I didn`t see a need to utilize poetic license while writing a forum post, especially one about the proper use of grammar. I am poetic, however, and I could direct you to some poems I`ve written if I really wanted you to read them.
"Why are you such a prude, Overmann?"
You say it as if that`s a bad thing.
eh, I`d still hit that.
By the way, this website prevents you from exercising proper grammar in every respect COMPLETELY; it converts your two spaces (which follow the end of a sentence) into one, WITHOUT EXCEPTION! You should write buddy about that.
I think that rule reguarding apostrophies and the word "it" is very frustrating, because in proper indications of possession, you always position the apostrophie inbetween the end of the subject word and the s which indicates posession. I guess I was always worried that if people put an s at the end of an "it" without using an apostrophe, people would interpret that as multiple its, rather than possessive its. But I guess there is no such thing as a plural it, so I guess I answered my own question!
Think of my use of `though` as `albeit` and no comma is necessary - not that a comma is necessary as is because its usage is the same.
"Oh, and you probably had problems with your picture due to it`s format."
You mean "its" format? Probably, but I`m not taking any chances. It`s there for all to see and if they`d like to make presumptions about how obsessed I`d have to be to put it up there: oh well.
Second "I," just thought it could have used a comma.
Oh, and you probably had problems with your picture due to it`s format.
Try this one; seemed to work for me:
http: //scv.bu.edu/ aarondf/Webgifs/prism. gif
Mind giving me a direct quote?
"You can still change it, you know!"
I know, but I had a hell of a time getting the picture to stay and I don`t much feel like going through that again. Besides that, I don`t particularly feel the urge to change it anyway. I`m not sure why anyone ever does, it`s just an avatar.
I fear you`re going to have to come up with something better than your opinion, Suicism, to back up an argument. If all any IDer had to do was say the "theory" of Intelligent Design "was evident" in regards to proving it...
"Oh, and nice EDIT. I noticed you missed a comma on page 2 in post 2, paragraph 2, sentence 3, word 24 as well."
I don`t believe I did. Are talking about my use of the word `but` without a comma?
"I think that edit more appropriately describes your presumptuousness in instructing others on their grammar"
Oh just you, Suicism, because unlike the others, you do try so very hard.
"Let me rephrase that; what ARE you doing about it..."
Aside from giving more of a sh*t than you, you mean? I donate 20 dollars to the Red Cross each month. When I enter my better paying career and make, oh, about 115 grand a year max starting, I`ll donate a greater percentage.
Let me rephrase that; what ARE you doing about it, besides complaining here in the I-Am-Bored forum to a bunch of online cronies who are far less aware of the technical erroniousness of their capricious capitalizations than myself?
Gee, can you prove it?
Oh please... Hannibal Lecter is a fictitious character in a friggin` book. The decision to put him in my avatar was actually arbitrary and isn`t a reflection on how much I like the character or not. If I had the mind and patience at the time I probably would have put up a peace sign or Pink Floyd`s prism.
On a side note, your quotation of "Favre beans and a nice Chianti" is terribly cliche and superficial. Those words were never written in Silence of the Lambs and are uncharacteristic of Harris` Hannibal.
EDIT: "Obsolutes" in my first post on this page should have been written "obsoletes"; the product of typing things faster than I bothered reading them.
I don`t need to tell myself I`m funny to preserve my self-esteem; those around me already do so. Granted I don`t suppose I exhibit much of a sense of humor here, but it is not my purpose to so I don`t. It strikes me, Suicism, that in order for you to consider yourself any sort of authority on my sense of humor, you would first have to witness it or, failing that, spoken to those select individuals who appreciate it. Failing both, your opinion on the matter is null.
The human race will become extinct all on its own without any intervention from me due to overpopulation - it just takes time. Afterwards, the world will heal itself and begin anew as it always has. That does not say I can`t feel sorry for the less fortunate that have to live in the same period of time as I though under far less favorable conditions. The advantaged not wanting to help the clearly disadvantaged, even given the means to do so, is indicative of the sorry state of humanity and makes a paradox of the notion of justice.
And you, with your ill-conceived understanding of English grammar that causes you to capitalize when you shouldn`t and not when you should, aside from using obsolutes like "presumptive". What is truly "presumptive" of you is how you feel I derived my screename.
"...people like you attain personal gratification from worrying about problems of others which you can do nothing about..."
I see you also have that sense of complete hopelessness in terms of helping the world`s poor. Who or what made you think you can do nothing to help them? And, if you must know, I receive personal gratification through masturbation. Yes, I feel I can safely say I get more personal gratification out of masturbation than any mere thought. Can`t you?
K, i was lying. THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO TIGHT!!!! I sooooooo wanna end poverty with her all night.
fire_frog, I`m sure those suffering in poverty would greatly appreciate your labelling the ridicule of the attempts to save them as "humor". I happen to have an excellent sense of humor but I don`t feel much would be gained trying to explain it to you.
"And Overmann - world poverty is A FACT OF LIFE. Get used to it. There`s nothing wrong with a joke, anyway."
World poverty is *not* a fact of life, triindiglo, nor should it be considered such. Where did you get your data? What author or politician told you it was a "fact of life"? And surely you are not suggesting there isn`t such a thing as a bad joke?
Um, yes it would. YOU think for a second. Every kid in the second generation on the planet would have the same mom.
And Overmann - world poverty is A FACT OF LIFE. Get used to it. There`s nothing wrong with a joke, anyway.
"Wouldn`t the entire second generation consist of nothing but incest?"
Yes, and the same applys to Christianity`s story of creation. If adam and eve were the first people, then all of their kids had to get busy with each other. So, we`re all inbred, according to the Bible.
"Angelina" is not Angel in french, Ange is :P and there`s no little in there... her last name just means "pretty".
but then again im only half gay.
the other half is just bi.
You are just mad because she doesn`t want your pee pee ^_^
and im with stewart
i would put those big smooshy lips to good use!
"get a new whore, met on the second, wed on the third, and she`s dead on the fourth"
Sorry, I just felt like doing something stupid.
Wouldn`t the entire second generation consist of nothing but incest?
remember, it`s about us.