Japanese Paris Hilton Doll

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Yep, that looks like Paris alright.
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Female 150
omg sooo great
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Female 85
There are so many things wrong with this picture.
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Female 1,470
LOL
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Male 630
Who would want one though?
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Female 5
the crab meant cancer.
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Female 5
that crab really hit it.
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Female 920
Perfect.
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Male 876
I knew it! Parris Hilton sticks crabs up her cooch!
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Male 738
It`s good to see young girls have a suitable role model to emulate and look up to andhosheetit`sParisHilton.
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Female 39
O_O
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Female 943
i dont get why crabby..
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Male 68
That`s awesome!
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Female 207
"... and she had to overcome that sex tape thing.."

... Should`ve kept her legs closed then...

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Female 117
haha
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Female 351
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Female 943
wow her nose looks so like the real one...
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Female 1
wow! this was really funny!!! i loved it!!!
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Female 33
crabby =]
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Male 1,217
oooo k.....
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Female 706
Could it be that America`s mindless, drooling worshiping of people like Paris (a person that has no opinion or anything intelligent to say, yet the country watches her every move like she`s a God or something) is one of the reasons that other countries may not like us?
I have to say that Hollywood is one of the main reasons I despise this country I live in. There was a time when you were listened to because you had something to say. Now the media consists of some blonde with an IQ of two running around saying "That`s Hot" and not doing much else. It really is very sad how little we appreciate the people who actually do have something to say... and how few of us listen.
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Male 1,725
LOL in the top it says Paris Hilton doll for you! Because your heart are thirsty for wishness to be like paris. she without talent but famously anyway.

that is what it says on the top!
how great is that??!!

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Female 14
lawl..is this thing real? xP
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Female 90
lol you know some reporter took a pic of Paris arm around Brittenys waist woohoo lol
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Female 7
Felicity57........get a clue. The only reasons she is famous are her sugar daddy`s money, and her pathetic sex life. Bankvole is right, the tabloids don`t bother people who are beautiful and talented because they have nothing to be ashamed of. It is no small wonder that they focus on Paris and TomKat??????
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Male 181
They did a good job capturing how her nose looked before she got it fixed.
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Female 411
Ooooo, I want one! NOT!!!
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Female 117
but i still think shes gay... scratch that... gay AND dumb... and smelly.... and i swear she has had hair to toe plastic surgery... i prefer chantelle the "lookalike" but doesnt have crabs coz she doesnt fight with celebs and actually is married.
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Female 117
paris hilton is a lesbo if ur from the UK and get the sun newspaper u will see that she was touchin britneys leg and britney had no panties on. i only like one of her songs "nothing in this world"
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Male 27
OK, folks, don`t ya think that the bad translation is a little bit of sarcasm added to a ficticious product to add a lot of flavor to the joke? If I saw my daughter doing some of the things that miss take it off does I`d take her Porche away. Oh, wait... that probably already happened. Maybe that`s why she gets money the easy way - by making people horny. And by the way, what the HELL is a Turd Farmer?!!!
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Male 336
a genuinely worthless human, a waste of flesh and blood. should have been a blowjob.

you were real close to a flaming there knightmare

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Male 191
eh i`d do her... she`s out of my league
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Female 606
....and im one of the few people who don`t genuinely hate paris. not that i like her, i just dont like to jump in the bandwagon of paris haters.
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Male 27
hey Spirithound, I realise that but what could I do? (other than buy the stupid software which I sure as hell am not going to do) It`s the first video I`ve ever put on tthe internet so go easy on me, I`m learning.
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Male 285
just kidding ;)
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Male 285
I think shes actually quite talented and well deserving of her fame, and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves for mocking her.
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Male 68
"No celebrity pisses me off more than Paris Hilton does.. She is one of the few people I genuinely hate." - Thank you.
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Male 336
Why wont she just get hit by a bus or something?
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Male 957
ahhahahaha very funny. good luck to this being sold in america
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Female 54
xD lmao.
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Female 986
lol the puppy is funny XD
"Please help me" XD
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Female 152
I wish I could be famous for nothing. That`d actually be really awesome. Famous, rich, and not ever having to work a day in my life. What a life.

I don`t mind Paris, really. She`s definitely not an actor, or a singer...or a writer. But, hell, she never did anything to me. Why should I hate her?

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Male 1,496
If a crab is livin there... go seek medical attention ASAP
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Male 447
lol
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Male 1,521
Paris Hilton has to be one of the worst persons in the world.
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Male 623
i wonder if paris hilton saw this...
"so whos this idiot supposed to be?"
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Male 1,066
LOL
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Female 2,552
Ha, it suuuure does.
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Female 681
What the??
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Male 266
wow thats nothing short of awesome
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Female 460
that`s disgusting abotu Crabby *barfs*
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Female 1,007
I don`t like her but that was dumb.
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Male 448
Lol crabby :)
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Male 85
be gentle with the child (felicity or whatsoever) her life shall be yet enough pityful without us people laughing at her.. CMOOON WAKE YOURSELF STUPIDITY57!!!
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Female 1,426
[quote]On 11/29/2006 5:54:00 AM felicity57 wrote: That is hell mean..how can u people say poo bout her she is very successful..she has albums,books,movies she has to deal with the paparatzi and lots of people putting her down and she had to overcome that sex tape thing..get over yaself and get a life..at least she is making a living for herself..GO PARIS[/quote]
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??? You`re almost as stupid as she is.
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Female 1,426
That`s awesome!
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Male 239
A spittin` image of Paris.
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Female 412
lol,.....scary....*twitch*
i stil dont get y the hell paris hilton is so famous...seriosuyl....wtf did she do? bang tat many pplz?!
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Male 559
the nose is a nice touch
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Female 815
-_- oh dear. We have a Paris fan on the thread. =3 Destroy her. x) Rofl that was awsome. Poor chihuahua. Oh and for the asian kid on page one who didn`t know what the crab had to do with it, crabs are parasites that live in pubic hair, M`kay?
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Male 1,386
wow. that crab thing was weird.
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Female 44
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 416
Lmaoooo lawl that was the funniest thing I`ce ever seeeeeeeeeen
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Female 797
Lmao
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Female 138
Devi3000:
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:20:48 AM
Durrr it`s an american that is making fun of paris hilton. There is a website to go with that photo but of coarse i-am-bored did not bother to make the whole link. IT`S NOT A REAL DOLL YOUR GULLIBLE TURD FARMERS! Thank God you all have me to help you help yourself not be a dumb poo!


..

You have a picture of an asian in your avatar, therfore your opinion doesn`t count. :D

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Female 345
Wtf?
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Female 1,262
A spitting image.
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Female 45
"Crabby enjoy happy time under Paris Dress" :-D
I`m sure he does. Lol.
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Male 70
lmfao!!!
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Female 240
It`s not funny English, it`s "Engrish"!
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Male 18
lmao

www.myspace.com/memownage

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Male 74
Oh god, it`s such a dead on likness. That`s absolutly terrifying, but so incredibally awesome at the same time. I laughed long and hard at this one.
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Female 663
The fact that this link got anything less than 4 stars is a bigger crime than Lindsay Lohan being allowed to drive.
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Female 1,403
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/08/07...
^ I died a little bit when I saw that.
The Hello kitty is real but the drawing isn`t.
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Male 1,092
I`d just like to say that Leighton Baines is the best defender ever
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Female 60
hehe..that is good. its so realistic.
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Female 128
Lol, the funniest thing is the japenese description! Bless them with their funny English!
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Female 209
oh yea...the nose...ugg the nose
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Male 129
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE!!! Hilarious.
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Female 187
i love the crap translation...or just the really poor english to make it seem like a really crap translation.either way it addes so much
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Female 80
[quote]On 11/29/2006 2:57:07 AM reb0rn4never wrote: No celebrity pisses me off more than Paris Hilton does.. She is one of the few people I genuinely hate.[/quote]
J. Lo pisses me off way more than Paris Hilton.
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Female 148
Rofl "Crabby enjoy happy time living under Paris dress". Is that on Offer or an Order? The translation has gone seriously wrong. Seriously. xXx
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Male 2,510
great engrish
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Male 1,231
I dont care whether its real or not it really cheered me up!
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Female 243
Rofl!Thats her alright!
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Male 142
yup. they just about nailed that one
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Male 1,115
hahahaha, too much direct representation.
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Female 25
The poor crab. :-|
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Male 1,092
)-|
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Male 814
DaveyJames, perhaps your link didn`t make the cut because it has that stupid "If you want to remove this text" superimposed on it
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Female 27
lol...it does look like her.
And for those defending Her Majesty, all of the fame she ever had is directly derived from her family. She has no talent. Besides, what`s the big deal? Celebrities are one-dimensional, boring people anyway; poking fun at them makes them seem more interesting. :->
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Female 799
lmao, so true.
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Male 731
i hate her
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Male 967
Such incredible happiness. For many years wondering, the blonde is the life! Vapid sincerity continues into escalating proclivity! Haha, Engrish was arways my faboriito subojekoto!
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Male 2,057
lol

i think there needs to be a bit more freakness in the eyes though

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Male 382
Hahaha.
I was about to say can`t be real, but still made me giggle.
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Female 1,496
Durrr it`s an american that is making fun of paris hilton. There is a website to go with that photo but of coarse i-am-bored did not bother to make the whole link. IT`S NOT A REAL DOLL YOUR GULLIBLE TURD FARMERS! Thank God you all have me to help you help yourself not be a dumb poo!
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Male 459
"crabby" LOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!
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Female 99
uhh.. ok...
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Female 20
It`s from the gallery of the absurd, a amazing web site

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14...

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Female 35
lol made me smile ^.^
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Male 45
HA HA HA

Excellent

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Male 959
Bless your innocence felicity57. Paris Hilton is successful because she is a very rich heiress. Her `successes` stem from her courting fame. She has used the paparazzi AND her sex tape to create her persona. Do you think these gutter press photographers are psychic? They are tipped off by the wannabe star`s agents as to where they`ll be. Thats why the likes of Paris Hilton and Kerry Katona feature in the tabloids every day, yet you rarely see more sophisticated, beautiful and talented stars like Reece Witherspoon in the tabloids.
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Female 27
LOL, she kinda looks like the southpark Paris :D
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Female 170
I wonder what the actual doll looks like... this is just a drawing right? Anyway, isn`t Paris the heir to the Hilton hotel chain... I dread to think what they`ll be like in her hands!
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Female 36
That is hell mean..how can u people say poo bout her she is very successful..she has albums,books,movies she has to deal with the paparatzi and lots of people putting her down and she had to overcome that sex tape thing..get over yaself and get a life..at least she is making a living for herself..GO PARIS
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Male 27
Yawler nappy... Cooch crab go on der Cajone red graby wit der giblets... od dang bo... way yall from?
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Male 2,513
...well not IN, but... well... nevermind.
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Male 2,513
Cooch-crab goes in cooch, duhh, pfft...
Huh Faolchu?
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Male 15
wad ter do wif the crab?
i don get it...
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Female 72
hahaha. love the wonky eye
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Male 10
indeed it does...crabs and all
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Female 546
Lol. She`d be furious if she saw this. But OH WELL! Haha!
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Female 157
eeek she has crabs.... lol
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Female 2,144
Haha. Funny.
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Male 68
I knew Paris Hilton had crabs, I didn`t know she had *talking* crabs...
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Male 357
"He get plenty of air and light"
LOL
love that...
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Male 2,513
Heh heh, Crabby looks kinda cute. I want Crabby.
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Female 7
Cooch-Crab makes the pic.
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Male 129
This has to be fake....
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Male 292
she should get that checked
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Male 27
haha. Now I`ve noticed that buddy likes to put up a lot of animal links, but he didn`t like mine. So here`s my dog attacking some flies!
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Male 555
No celebrity pisses me off more than Paris Hilton does.. She is one of the few people I genuinely hate.
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Male 151
The crab in the cooch is a dead giveaway
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Male 82
"She without talent but famously anyway"
Yep, that about hits the nail on the head.
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Male 555
It`s funny cuz it`s true..
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Male 10,115
Link: Japanese Paris Hilton Doll [Rate Link] - Yep, that looks like Paris alright.
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