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Date: 11/03/06 02:10 AM

64 Responses to Hungry? Well, print yourself some breakfast

  1. Profile photo of Koyuki
    Koyuki Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2006 at 7:52 pm
    Link: Hungry? Well, print yourself some breakfast - Mmmm.. Printed Bacon.
  2. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:13 am
    Mmmm... Printed Salvation...
  3. Profile photo of ichasecarz
    ichasecarz Female 13-17
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:13 am
    YAY! BACON!
  4. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:14 am
    All hail stem-cell research!
  5. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:17 am
    I find it funny how they refer to research, as something that has already been sought? RE-search. Like it`s been searched before, but nobody found the right answer. Kinda like S`mores... "You want a s`more?" "S`more? S`more of what?" "No, a S`MORE!" "S`more of what?" "Smalls, are you stupid or somethin`?" "No, S`more of what? How can I have Some-more of something that I haven`t had yet?"... I rest my case...
  6. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:17 am
    I heard a voice.
  7. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:18 am
    stem-cell research....wtf ? are you talking about? did you even read it?


    and btw, awsume, now i can eat meat, without killing animals. this could be super cool

  8. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:20 am
    Yeah, it`s basically detatched biological cells which have a relationship to those used for research through aborted bionic embryos, in that they both have no attatched manifest but that which they are suggested to imitate.
  9. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 2:21 am
    Yeah, but it`s still ANIMAL CELLS detatched from the mother-ship, as it were. You`re still a hypocrite, for liking the Taste!
  10. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:21 am
    What, is it only acceptable to murder HUMANS under your system of gov`t? Just ask Josef Stalin...
  11. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:23 am
    where did it say the stuff came from an animal? living cells can come from anywhere. even wood has living cells
  12. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:24 am
    and aborted embryos...what ? where did it say that, have i missed a page ?
  13. Profile photo of DBMK_Sithis
    DBMK_Sithis Male 13-17
    24 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:25 am
    w00t. no more GETTING UP, and GOING TO THE KITCHEN, AND MAKING FOOD. now i can set my pc to print bacon and a bagel as soon as i wake up!!!
  14. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:25 am
    read it again, and now i am sure. you sir, are full of poo
  15. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:27 am
    sorry DBMK_Sithis. not you. but Suicism
  16. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 3:19 am
    mmmm =9 But can it make... COOKED bacon? Now that would be impressive
  17. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 3:24 am
    jummy....i wait for the upgrade...the office-usb-steak`n`fries-printer
  18. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 3:39 am
    Ok, Ajikan? I know you have some questions about my indications, so I will answer you with this. When they have isolated ANIMAL cells (yes, I know that plants have live-cells too, but they are surrounded by a cell WALL, vs. a cell MEMBRANE as is present in animal cells) it is slightly like stem-cell embryos, in that they haven`t had fully the chance to develop in the womb (which is why Christian activists protest their usage, as they are a "potential" more than they are a product of reproduction, and thus resemble fetal abortions), they simply imitate the nature of those double-helixes which they are surrounded by. This construct is similar, in that the cells (which are living by all concieveable means ) are detatched from the natural course of development (forming an organism) and used to replicate a particular formation that is beneficial to Humans; in that case of stem-cells, perhaps a new liver.
  19. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 3:40 am
    ... and in the case of printed cells (living), perhaps a new meal.
  20. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2006 at 3:41 am
    And what is your problem with eating things that were once living? What, does having a brain define something as a living form of matter? These are the same cells, only used for your consumption, so why should you feel any less guilty?
  21. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 3:42 am
    Open file: Bacon.
    Print.

    How many bacon(s) would you like to print.

    4.

    Printing...

    Caution: Low on fat. Please consider refilling the F.A.T. cartridge.

  22. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 4:14 am
    The hell?? "Printer JAM"?!? I don`t have time to retry printing breakfast, I gotta get to work!!!
  23. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 5:00 am
    Obviously your printer is just trying to find out what you want on your toast. Honestly R_U_Kidding, get with the program!
  24. Profile photo of sshblack321
    sshblack321 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 7:54 am
    I do wonder why bacon was chosen?

    Also could it produce diseases? Like The Black plague? We could all give Paris Hilton cancer of the face... to go with her herpes.

  25. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:06 am
    Suicism is an idiot.

    This link is cool though.

  26. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:18 am
    What about the toast? Nobody eats bacon on its own for breakfast! By the time you wait for ur printed bacon you may aswell of got some out the fridge, cooked it and eaten it already
  27. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:28 am
    After taking wood from a tree the cells die, actually!
  28. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 9:04 am
    Suicism will do anything to raise his post count.
  29. Profile photo of electrocuted
    electrocuted Male 13-17
    119 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 9:21 am
    i wonder how long it would take to get a burger
  30. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 9:36 am
    We-ird.
  31. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 11:22 am
    MMMMM. Tasty! Think how much time you could save in the morning!
    OOH AND what about printed CHOCOLATE?! That would be amazing.
  32. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 11:25 am
    I want it to print out fluffy cute little bunnies...
    So i can make soup and rain coats out of them
  33. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 11:53 am
    So what will the vegetarian take on this be? You don`t have to kill an animal to get some cells out of it, right?
  34. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    i really don`t beleive this yeah right
  35. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    uh... i`m a vegetarian.
  36. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    thats strange
  37. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    Woah, just like the replicators on Star Trek.....
  38. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 1:18 pm
    funky! :D
  39. Profile photo of mapleleaf
    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    Well thats kinda strange lol but still its cool.
    I would wait for the turkey sandwich upgrade though :-P
  40. Profile photo of mlemlo
    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 2:45 pm
    Is this for real?
  41. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 3:25 pm
    errr...yummy?
  42. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 5:05 pm
    "uh... i`m a vegetarian."
    what, you want symapthy?
  43. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    yum
  44. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    Sounds a bit nasty...

    But it could have the it go along with screwing Angelina Jolie.

  45. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
    239 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    we`re evolving faster and faster every day...
    we`re evolving so fast, in fact, that if we keep going, NASA will create a black hole, and destroy the world.
  46. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:10 pm
    i don`t believe that crap... the bacon would be deformed or something. i think they`re just lying.
  47. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    mmmm...printed meat.
  48. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    Damn, I just realized that Koyuki already said that, so disregard that last, and this post. Thank you.
  49. Profile photo of Emo_Chick910
    Emo_Chick910 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    lmao......i want some mmmmmmmmmmm
  50. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 12:30 am
    Print me up a dead woman.
  51. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 1:25 am
    But where do you get the cells from in the first place? Veggie I remain.
  52. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 4:10 am
    Like that`ll ever happen
  53. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 11:51 am
    Interesting...
  54. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    LOL WTF?!
  55. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    Cheap? I hope so! one step closer the kill off world hunger... then poverty... then STDs... then (insert terrible probleme here)
  56. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    you think they will be able to pring organ? I mean meat is not only used for "food" but also for all kind of others purpose...

    So, with "printing organs", there will be no risk of disease? ...

    or im wrong?

  57. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 11:00 pm
    dumb whities dont even know about this XD this is soooooooooo old in korea!!!
  58. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    November 5, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    Suicism. you are so full of poot!
  59. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 12:28 am
    w....... t......f?????????? ........!!!!!!!

    otherwise......no comment...

  60. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 12:31 am
    now i remember...Ajikan,Suicism get a life
  61. Profile photo of Thegodofhats
    Thegodofhats Female 13-17
    60 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 12:48 am
    The only way this product will sell good is if you can print ready-made lettuce sandwiches with mayonaise(sp?) best food on Earth besides chocolate covered raisons(raisans, raisins?) I know, I need spelling class.
  62. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    haha.. these printers would have to be huge. three main reasons are because of all the different cartridges, the glass slide (last time i checked glass doesn`t bend like paper does), and also whatever`s gonna keep the cells alive in the cartridges. you`d probably have to have some sort of a liscence or printing tracker thing too though since you could just go online, download a virus (not a computer virus...) and print it.

    i wonder if the`ll make a 3d scanner thing. scan your favorite food then save it. haha. that`d be awesome. scan and save you`re laptop or something then sell them on ebay.

  63. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    December 9, 2006 at 8:37 pm
    i wonder when they`ll come out?... how much will they cost??
  64. Profile photo of ozmins12
    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 4:02 am
    now people can pirate BACON! ,then eggo waffles.
    the people that uaually buy offbrand generic foods(me)can now just download the fancy fruit loops instead of fruity rounds yay!

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