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Date: 11/08/06 02:30 AM

115 Responses to Grand Theft Mario

  1. Profile photo of b_bobbin
    b_bobbin Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:31 am
    Link: Grand Theft Mario - Oh look! It`s a turtle!
  2. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:33 am
    Saw this one over the weekend. Funny.
  3. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:34 am
    Thought this was bound to make it onto IAB
  4. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:38 am
    Haw haw, there`s coins everywhere.
  5. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:41 am
    lmao!! I LOVE ROBOT CHICKEN!! lol!!
  6. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:45 am
    Maybe I shoulda drive.
  7. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Brilliant
  8. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:03 am
    drgnfire.
    i agree
    ROBOT CHICKEN IS AWWWSUMM.
    LOL
  9. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:06 am
    lol
  10. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:23 am
    great...LOL
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:24 am
    How they thought THAT was Princess Peach is completely beyond me. :-O

    And to think at the end I was urging Yoshi to turn left!! :-(

  12. Profile photo of RedZeppelin
    RedZeppelin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:41 am
    hilarious.
  13. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:08 am
    R U Kidding, I know what you mean. I was actually cheering him on once he made that judgement call.
  14. Profile photo of kewldawg
    kewldawg Male 40-49
    182 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:25 am
    very funny
  15. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:46 am
    AHAHA, that was hilarious :D
  16. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:57 am
    ooo looook a turtle!... o.O: that was kinda random... And she the hooker had blond hair "I think" thats why he think she is the princess... but I mean come on ... its not like mario saw bunch of girls anyway... beside peach and daisy... bleah...

    I was like "NOOOO dont kill yoshi!!!!" and I was all happy he turn left... until i saw "Raccon City" then i giggled...

    damn I love zombies so much *^_^* so it was "ok" for yoshi to die in a honorable way ^^

  17. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:34 am
    ^^^ ok then....anyway i thought it was great when his eyes grew big "I`m a rich there is coins everywhere"!!! "AHHHH GOD!!!"
  18. Profile photo of BPP4GLC
    BPP4GLC Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:48 am
    they drove right by the pay n spray! they could have lost all their stars!
  19. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:57 am
    lol
  20. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:10 am
    oh mario! we need to find you some mushrooms so you can heal
  21. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:13 am
    youa bastards youa killed mya brother!*whips out MP40* ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
    hehe
  22. Profile photo of turkey2000
    turkey2000 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:21 am
    That was classic.
    The Turtle wasn`t random, in the game the basic enemies mario/luigi jump on are the goombas and turtles.
  23. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:24 am
    That was awesome... I`m almost ready to say that Robot Chicken can do no wrong.
  24. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:01 am
    Insanely hillarious....LOLOL.

    Asks Robot Chicken to marry me.

  25. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:07 am
    hahaha... i didnt watch the whole thing, I kinda got bored of it.... but whatever.
  26. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:25 am
    That is so funny I cannot begin to describe it...
  27. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:28 am
    gotta love the robot chicken


    Ooo look a turtle!!

  28. Profile photo of mapleleaf
    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:48 am
    MOTHER...... *gets pumped up with led*
  29. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:54 am
    hahaha great!
  30. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:01 am
    lol Robot Chicken is SOMETHING ELSE
  31. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:23 am
    Mario is a bad ass.

    And yes Robot Chicken is God.

  32. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:46 am
    Wow, that was the funniest thing I`ve seen in ages!
  33. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:47 am
    Is there something wrong, I didn`t laugh?
  34. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:49 am
    he`s marinating in his own ragu!

    DANG this was funny.

  35. Profile photo of samusman
    samusman Male 13-17
    57 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:50 am
    I loved that ending!
  36. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:57 am
    LOL that. was. amazing.
  37. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    Rolf "I`ll suck your c*** for five bucks" x) I`d charge more but, nya. And that poor turtle xD rofl.
  38. Profile photo of Eat_p00
    Eat_p00 Female 13-17
    305 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    Take thisa youa sonsa bitches!
  39. Profile photo of mockstar_mat
    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 12:26 pm
    Poor yoshi :(
  40. Profile photo of bullshiznit0
    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    i musta missed that episode, haha
  41. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    NOOOOOO YOSHIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    Lol, Yoshi died ...

    But Mario and Luigi are just going to wake up in the hospital in six hours... with out their wrenches ofcourse.

  43. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:01 pm
    Dratting hilarious.
  44. Profile photo of Nillis
    Nillis Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    Next time i see a turtle you know what im gonn do
  45. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    How does Robot Chicken come up with such genius? They.. *sniff* are my idols!
  46. Profile photo of emochika
    emochika Female 13-17
    35 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm
    I <3 robot chiken. That was sad how funny that was.
  47. Profile photo of Bob_Master6
    Bob_Master6 Male 13-17
    87 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    pimpmobile rofl.
  48. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    what`s racoon city?
  49. Profile photo of dinosourdog
    dinosourdog Male 13-17
    42 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    that was so great and i think robot chicken is my favorate show...wait i think its my favorate show?
  50. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    i think that was robot chicken but i, not exactly sure.....
  51. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    lol that was kust like the real 1
  52. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:17 pm
    oh look its a turtle hahaha this is friggin hilarious
  53. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    D: Well gee, now I`m depressed. Poor Luigi.
  54. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    you made me bleed my own blood. NO one makes me bleed my own blood!
  55. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    haha, you killd my brother, you sons of biitches
    youll never catch me alive, freaken hillarius!
  56. Profile photo of Trackboy
    Trackboy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:53 pm
    omg!!! I wuz so happy when yoshi turned left until i saw raccon city
  57. Profile photo of Hc00
    Hc00 Male 18-29
    118 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    That was far better than the actual grand theft auto games.

    Hahaha.

    They should make that into a series or something :)

  58. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    hes marinating in red goo hes dead! lol
  59. Profile photo of BloodySpade
    BloodySpade Male 13-17
    111 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    funny, but grand theft auto games still suck balls.
  60. Profile photo of b_bobbin
    b_bobbin Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:58 pm
    On 11/8/2006 2:49:50 PM mntlmstrbtr wrote: what`s racoon city?

    Where Resident Evil is set.

    Resident Evil = Zombies.

  61. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:59 pm
    poor yoshi... freakin hilarious lol
  62. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:19 pm
    it was funny but all u guys saying it was freakin hilarious...mmm it wasnt THAT good!

    but like everyone else, i was so happy when yoshi turned left...opps! lol

  63. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    LMFAO
    ONE OF THE BEST ROBOT CHICKENS IVE SEEN!
  64. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    always wanted to see that one lol its funny
    they kill because hes holdig a wrench priceless
  65. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    lol! "ill suck your c*** for 50 bucks"

    "ooh look! it`s a turtle!","omigod!you just killed my turtle!"

    "theres coins everywhere! i`m rich!"

  66. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:08 pm
    That was just silly.

    But OK.

  67. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    Wait! I only watched a few seconds and it paused.

    Haha I`m so dumb I thought it was over.

    Sorry for posting twice.

  68. Profile photo of Volt64
    Volt64 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:24 pm
    Saw this the other day. It`s hilarious!
  69. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    "Hey look,raccoon city.that sounds like a nice place" FUGGIN HILARIOUS!ME AND ROBOT CHICKEN ARE sceduled to mary on november 31st...lol
  70. Profile photo of flarg
    flarg Male 13-17
    280 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    "hes marinating in red goo hes dead! lol"

    he says ragu...

  71. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    nice :)
  72. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    I thought it was funny when he said " you`ll never take me alive" and he gets shot by the S.W.A.T team.
  73. Profile photo of lacker239
    lacker239 Male 13-17
    319 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    gotta love the ending
  74. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:08 pm
    that was funny
  75. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:10 pm
    4/4 enough said.
  76. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:12 pm
    Haha. That was hilarious! Better than GTA, that`s for sure.
  77. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    ..... I found that kinda odd.........ddddd.......
  78. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    Hehehe funny. "You sons of bitches! You killed my brother!"
  79. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    The Yoshi part was the best. :-D
  80. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    let me guess: Robot Chicken? :P
  81. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:28 pm
    OMFG!!!!11111!1111!11 i saw this lat night on robot chiken its funny
  82. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    YOU KILLED MY BROTHER YPU SONS OF A BICH CHES!

    XD i also like "Oh look! It`sa turtal!"

  83. Profile photo of kiki_001
    kiki_001 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    :-| pay-n-spray..... not auto repair... other than that WTF WTH OMFG
  84. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    ehh i didnt like it
    2 violent
  85. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    lol, I take it back, Robot chicken is awesome... too hilarious, haha yoshi at the end
  86. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    Noooooo not yoshi! |-(
  87. Profile photo of Weasel_Queen
    Weasel_Queen Female 13-17
    103 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:58 pm
    I love Robot Chicken.
  88. Profile photo of camille123
    camille123 Female 13-17
    70 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 9:59 pm
    that was so funny:-D
  89. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:01 pm
    Funnyer then GTA, Not "cooler" thought. Funny as hell this goes up with the bugs bunny as "b-wabbit" this is probably my fave clip =)
  90. Profile photo of
    dtbrehm
    42 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:15 pm
    Ah! mama mia, Luigi! We got a pimped outa ride
  91. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 12:30 am
    I find it hard to laugh at "mechanized poultry" or "robotic rooster" or whatever you call it.
    *_* i am bored*_*
  92. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 1:46 am
    I`ll suck your **** for 50 bucks.
    Luigi: Do u accept coins?
    LOL
    Poor Yoshi, oh well I guess it`s better than Pallet Town. He`d have like 50 trainers trying to catch him!
  93. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 10:50 am
    I didn`t like it. It was not funny!! >-(
  94. Profile photo of DarkAtheist
    DarkAtheist Male 13-17
    4 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    Yoshi should have eaten those Zombies! Anyway that was hilarious! I was hoping for Yoshi to go left... Then I saw the sign! I was like NOOOO YOSHI! That was hilarious! When Luigi died I thought Mario was going to touch a star and kill everyone!
  95. Profile photo of deliajp
    deliajp Female 13-17
    42 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 8:32 pm
    kinda sounds like borat
  96. Profile photo of ravi88
    ravi88 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 1:43 am
    wow...it really does....i was wondering why that voice sounds familar. Funny, but i didn`t get the raccoon city.
  97. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 12:34 pm
    WOW... Robot Chicken is hilarious!
  98. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    gorey.
  99. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    oh my God that was amazing! who made that?
  100. Profile photo of tnt1126
    tnt1126 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 9:41 am
    lol funny robot chicken
  101. Profile photo of supa_ninja
    supa_ninja Female 13-17
    144 posts
    November 11, 2006 at 11:53 pm
    Robot chicken is the sex.
  102. Profile photo of bored1197
    bored1197 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    November 12, 2006 at 4:10 am
    lmao poor yoshi...

    "mario! we needa coins" "leave it to me" *jumps and hit his head on brick wall* lmao

  103. Profile photo of Losetard
    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 12, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    raccoon city...*facepalm*
  104. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 12, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    lol hahhahahahha omg so funny!
  105. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    November 12, 2006 at 5:01 pm
    at what... well... at what probram number and when does robot chicken plays? (i did a search, its at 22h, 1h and 3h, right?)
  106. Profile photo of justone
    justone Female 18-29
    108 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 11:09 am
    Mama Mia Luigi this is bombastic thank you thank you
  107. Profile photo of appocalypse
    appocalypse Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:47 pm
    wow that was my favorite robot chicken ever...
  108. Profile photo of appocalypse
    appocalypse Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    ...
  109. Profile photo of funboy52
    funboy52 Male 30-39
    63 posts
    November 15, 2006 at 6:01 am
    AWESOME! Simply awesome
  110. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    November 17, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    haha xD poor yoshi :(
  111. Profile photo of nowaicrstnn
    nowaicrstnn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 1, 2006 at 8:30 pm
    LOLZ.
  112. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 7, 2006 at 11:55 pm
    Fantastic!
  113. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    February 18, 2007 at 9:18 am
    Best, thing, ever!!!!!
  114. Profile photo of BABYWENDY
    BABYWENDY Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 2, 2007 at 4:04 am
    Loveddddd it. I wish they didn`t have Yoshi at the end though, that part was dumb.
  115. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 12:59 am
    Hahahaha! This is so damn funny!

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