Get a Bigger Mac

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Best Mac commercial parody so far.
Credits: Quiet Library
There are 121 comments:
Male 3,076
didn`t expect that XD
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Male 629
Well that was stupid, little funny.
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Female 22
haha thats great
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Female 576
lol
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Male 155
TWO*** MY BAD u can see i dont check for spelling or grammar......or anything really
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Male 155
GOD I HATE MACS we have to use them at school in my science class except we have tow pc`s but my teacher doesnt bother to take care of them so they arent that great + she thinks MACS r the greatest thing ever personally PC most of the stuff we use macs for is Microsoft stuff like PowerPoint we don`t even use Mac programs so wtf
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Male 130
Justin: Stupid filter... i mean sh`t
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Male 130
Justin: Truely you people and yuor videos and poo do not deserve my time or effort for a post only on very special videos *thinks of butt rocket* but just because i have a pc i want to post this that has almost nothing to do with the video when im really talking about myself...isnt getting off topic so much fun?
James:Notice there was nothing sticking out of the pc man`s little blue box...
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Male 1
@megapoo

Apple Doesn`t need to have to have a gazillion different looking computers because APPLE HAS PERFECTED THEM! And The new Mac Pro is fully customizeable btw.

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Male 67
do you know whats stupid we have 1 mac computer in my school and i ask them why dont they buy more of them they said that there rubbish and waste of money so i ask him why did you buy this mac he said he liked the way it looked WTF!!!1
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Male 2
[quote]On 11/2/2006 1:31:59 PM asquared wrote: it is safer because the virus cant just walk in. windows has no built in security like macs do being built on unix. [/quote]So its safer because its built on openly-available code? Wow, that makes sense.
Its safer because people don`t bother finding the exploits for it, because they can hit 20 times the number of people by finding and equal exploit for pc.
PCs-Upgradeability, cheaper ($500 vs $1500), run more stuff, run fine, not nearly as insecure as apple would like you to believe.
Macs- copatability sucks, good for audio/video but thats about all.
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Female 14
I`m a PC girl, but i use macs at uni and there are certain things on macs that i like better, but overall i just find it so much easier to use a PC. I have noticed that when using design programs on a mac they work a bit slower and tend to freeze up a little more than when i use my PC versions.. i think macs are more aesthetically pleasing.. but that`s not important :P but PC`s cannot be replaced
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Female 68
haha that`s great.

not saying I like any one computer over the other, because they both have benefits and drawbacks, but come on. thats funny.

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Female 249
I want a big mac.
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Male 1
DUUHHHH this is over exaggerating PCs. there are custom PCs and millions of variations of PCs and only a handful of macs9hahah handfull and this parodyhahha roflcopter)
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Male 1,725
eh
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Male 69
now that mac`s are able to run windows...maybe..
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Male 2,513
Mac and PC are obviously gay for each other.
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Female 341
LOL!!!
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Male 1,083
I feel bad for the guy posing as the PC, they really shrink him down.... you can even see that his legs are shrunken down to fit the box.
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Female 161
lol how stupid
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Female 2,761
I`m getting my first mac!!!!!! I can`t wait!
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Female 690
I hate these comercials and their parodies. I don`t really mind macs but I use pcs more they both seem to crash/freeze about equally.
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Male 91
it is safer because the virus cant just walk in. windows has no built in security like macs do being built on unix. you actually have to allow this virus to install itself by entering your password. windows its just "OK" or "cancel"
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Male 181
that is wrong in so many ways lmao
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Male 23
Macs are not "inherently" safer. They are safer because no one bothers to write malware for something nobody uses.

SO TRUE!

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Male 498
WTF was that ?
may i ask
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Male 65
IkeRay, if you`re upgrading a PC with $500, you gotta be out of your mind... you can buy a brand new PC with that money... i have nothing against macs, in fact i think they are really nice and unique next to PCs, but i cannot afford one - so the fact that i use a PC doesnt mean that 1) i`m a gamer, 2) i`m stupid/idiot

so watch out for what you say

ps: i use FF, i dont have an iPod, and the fact that i accidentally pressed a button wrong doesnt mean i cannot type...

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Male 82
I like them equally.
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Male 10
mmmm i would say those commercials are a bit arrogant, buut i like my mac, it has never crashed...but i would say the macs at schools suck cause they run on a crappy server and they don`t use 2-button mice which you CAN use on a mac by the way...pc`s are okay but i would choose mac over pc anyday
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Male 587
LMFAO!!!!
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Male 2,703
"you`re not too wise, are you, kiddie? ever thought about financial situation of onem before defining your childish criterias?"

the hell? go get firefox and learn to type before critiquing anyone. lets see, i pay $1000 for an Apple computer, running Mac OSX and virtual PC (aka Windows clone), or i can pay $600 to get an OK PC that runs windows xp (which is nothing more than a prettier interface, but same OS as 2000), get plenty of viri from simply getting on the crappy browser that windows forces you to have. then have to pay out another $500 in upgrades to get it a bit faster, but will never equal the speed of a mac. OH and if Mac OS crashes, you really dont know what youre doing. all programs in mac can be force quit and reopened without having to EVER reboot the OS (that is the beauty of a Unix based OS).

worse thing windows has ever done: windows ME
worse thing apple has ever done: mac vs. PC commercials

and you cant dis apple while listening to your ipod.

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Female 606
this whole pc vs mac thing is so stupid!!!
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Male 91
i used to do be the sys admin for my highschool and they used windows based pc`s. every day i was at someone classroom removing a virus from a computer that had the top rated nortons antivirus and adaware on them. i dont know how they did it. every day i would be called ou of class or out of studyhall and have to fix them. so i use a mac, because i dont game, i do edit movies, and i dont like virus`s. windows has to many backdoors and security issues. mac is build on a unix core and is very secure. virus`s cant install themselves without your permission. and you actually have to enter your password to install somthing on a mac, not just click ok. windows security = sucks.
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Male 78
I use a Mac but I only run Windows on it.
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Female 357
ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Thats great.
Even though I hate macs.
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Male 561
i agree you cant do poo with a mac so thats y dumb ppl think you can do so much (ENJOY YOUR DUMBED DOWN COMPUTER RETARD)
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Male 561
drivers suck hardware sucks software sucks soooooo y would i buy a mac again
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Female 1,596
My awesome report:

Macs suxxors.
VIDEO GAMES KICK ASS.
That is why I luv pcs. <3
The end!

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Well, basically why almost everyone likes PC`s are because MACS. SUCK. AT. GAMING.

Thank you.

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Male 224
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Male 888
The only thing funnier than this spoof is the people that are debating the mac VS pc thing.
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Male 224
Macs are the best.
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Male 137
yeah, macs suck. and don`t say "well you must have never used one n00b!" because i have. and they suck.
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Female 943
this ruins the whole thing
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Female 172
Well, Mac, it`s too big to ever use.
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Female 1,007
A NSFW warning would`ve been nice.
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Male 986
what with the bigger mac? i understand the "bigger" but with "mac", wtf?
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Male 1,014
I`m glad I`m not the only one who hates those stupid commercials. "I`m a pc, I can only make a black and white pie chart." As for this whole Mac vs. PC debate: ZZZZzzzzzzz......
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Male 469
Egh, I don`t particularly prefer one over the other.

Really, my only problem with Mac OS X is the whole "iLife suite", it`s all just dummed down to a point where it becomes unusable.

Also, I really don`t care much for the dock.

Other than that and DirectX, though, I suppose I prefer macs for the sake of viruses and malware and such. And the UI is much cleaner.

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Male 276
I got it, it just didn`t strike the right chord with me. In saying that, I`d like to say something about all these comparisons commercial things.

Okay, first off, PCs vs. Macs. PC pros: Can do anything practically, good all around uses. cons: Crashes a lot, has poor OSes for it, the worst being, of course, Windows. Macs. Pros: Awesome for video editing, photo editing and Music creation and recording, good for the creative industries in general, runs smoothly, looks nice too, and the OS is very well built. Cons. Is limited to software combatible for it, so you _have_ to check the box. I don`t think you can upgrade it either.

Then PS3 vs. Wii. PS3: Pros: None. Cons: Everything. Wii: Need I say more?

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Female 454
crackage. Yikes.
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Male 694
JEES! i HAVE used both macs and pcs, and i cant stand macs. if you read the arguments FOR macs, they are the same as the arguments for pc, except all the downsides pc users talk about to go against macs, are the same plusses that mac users use for macs. in other words, macs best qualities, are its WORST! macs suck, pc rox. if u kno how to use a pc well, u kno they are better. only reason to get a mac is for picture/video/web editing B-|
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Male 732
Sorry with the link. Just copy and paste it.
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Male 732
PCs are better!
If you say, MACs don`t crash or don`t get viruses, then you are either ignorant or a liar!

By the way, I made a Mac ad parody by myself:
[url]http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pcmacf2pc8.png

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Female 45
I have both. I prefer my Mac.
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Male 203
@kph155:

Don`t dis the gay! They have nothing to do with it!

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Male 528
macs are gay, my opinion
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Female 2,552
I rated it a three and it went down a point?
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Male 203
The lovely irony here is that the more popular the white apple gets, the more dangerous it becomes to own one.

All you Windowsbashers should keep quiet and have your OS safe a bit longer. Saying `nothing can go wrong` is always a bit on the risky side. Remember Titanic?

Oh. Probably not. :D

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Female 2,552
Lmao! Probably true.
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Male 162
Yay for PC`S!!!!! *sits patiently in the flame pit*
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Male 1,386
arent censor bars normally black? and, uh, i dont really to to see that anyway..
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Male 65
@IkeRay

you`re not too wise, are you, kiddie? ever thought about financial situation of onem before defining your childish criterias?

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Male 152
the only reason the people i know don`t like macs is because they can`t figure out how to right click on them. and when mac people say that they don`t like pcs, they`re really saying that they don`t like windows for several reasons, the biggest being the whole security and virus issue. so when we say we don`t like pcs, don`t take offense to it, we just thing windows it the devils latest creation to plague humanity. the computer itself is okay, but the OS needs to go back to the shadows from whence it came. i`m sure if pc people learned to right click on macs they would be just fine.
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Female 1,984
O.O
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Male 1,204
dude, about macs, my old schools ALWAYS used macs, i`ve grown to HATE macs. all they do is protect from viruses (seeing u can`t do anything to get one) and do better video stuff. not worth it. people who use macs are single minded and can`t control a pc. pcs are for the smarter people who know how to use them, who can prevent viruses, who aren`t morons, who know they can control wat the want. macs are so stupid.

any1, its ur choice wat u want

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Female 8
Contrary to popular belief not everyone alive is a video junkie or a game junkie.
I hate making videos and I despise editing pictures I just don`t like it. I use my Windows PC to write and to program. That`s just my thing. If you do like making/editing videos and pictures than you should absolutely have a mac. If you`re a game player get a pc. I have used both and respect both for their uses. Do we really need to argue this damn much. It`s computer, have your opinion and stop flinging mud. The commercials ARE funny but I find them slightly tasteless. But again that`s MY opinion doesn`t mean I`m wrong or stupid or ignorant just means I think for myself.

Have a good day,
Ruthawen

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Male 10,440
^^ I agree macs suck.

As I said before I could expel the contents of my creative mind insulting all you mac lovers to the bone causing you to ingnite with rage and it would not matter, I`d still be in the majority. Ive used a mac, I`m not biased against it, I realy think it stinks.

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Female 335
Oh, you don`t understand,
it`s not much different from arguing about which car manufacturer is better or which football team rules :P
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Female 187
lol that was hilarious

i personally prefer macs or apples as glocktypus would say.for a start u got less viruses from the net but the problem being that they cost way more for the same specs.well...similar because they dont run quite the same

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Female 430
Why would another person care what computr someone else is using? as long as you like what you got..I have to say I do love my apple, yes i still call it an apple dammit!
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Female 601
Meh, that was stupid.

I hate Macs because I hate the interface. Even now that I could have windows on a mac, I still wouldn`t get one because I don`t really need one. My PC works fine enough for me.

I don`t get the fuss. Either you buy a Mac or you buy a PC. Preference. These commercials, parody or not, are annoying.

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Male 743
I use a mac at school and pc(Dell) at home.I must say, the macs do run better,but my pc has never crashed,and i`ve had it for years,when my school mac crashed monday....
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Male 203
If you can`t cook and need sugar on top to get your meal down, get a candied Apple.
If you like to cook your own meal get a PC.

If you like lots of guests, unlock your door and install Windows.
If you prefer closed and quiet evenings, install Linux.

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Male 1,225
I HATE these commercials with a passion. Almost as much as I hate political attack ads. Why? Because none of it is the full truth.

Both suck equally. I use PCs because I don`t need video editing or website design layout crap. That and I was brought up on a Mac and thought that the design of Windows suited my style more.

What it comes down to is a matter of taste.

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Female 190
Yet another debate on which is "better". Personally, I don`t care. I use my computer for research purposes, and to surf around when I have the free time. I don`t play computer games, and I don`t do any graphic designing or programming. So it really doesn`t matter to me.
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Male 86
had had to use a mac for school, it sucked so bad, crashed all the time, was hard as hell to reset or shut down, and no right click.
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Male 1,406
@Moenkie

Last time I tried that I got sued for sexual harassment.

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Male 312
everyone who is getting in a fight about which is better needs to go out and get laid
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Female 71
Yay! I love a good MAC/PC fight!
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Female 1,572
Haha It`s funny....^^
I love my pc though
Macs are too expensive for my taste..
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Female 229
There is NOTHING a Mac can do that a PC can`t. Those people who say it`s better at video editing, I call BS. I am FORCED to use a Mac in my Graphic Design class at school. It is much more confusing and annoying they have extra keyboard commands you have to memorize... Adobe Photoshop and all those works JUST THE SAME on a PC than a Mac if not BETTER.

And only IDIOTS gets viruses on a PC and dosen`t know how to get rid of it. And persionally, I love the fact if I want more RAM or a better graphics card, all I have to do is go out and buy them. -.- You can`t do that with macs. Macs are a waste of money.

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Male 724
@ Omgroflwtf

I use a PC because, I like to "UPGRADE" my computer without having to send it into the APPLE STORE so i can pay them to do something I can clearly do myself.

Not to mention:

CD ROM drive in PC breaks down, just swap it out!

CD ROM in a Mac breaks down, your poo out of luck my friend! Time to send the whole computer in!

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Male 724
So far, from what ive understood about Macs from all theses random jokes and comericals is...

Macs SUCK so hard, that they might just get your sorry excuse of a human being laid?

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Male 2,513
MAC and PC are both obviously gay for each other. Why else were they just standing there looking at each others johnstons.

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Female 335
Personally I hate how Windows makes you wait for all the updates after it installs. Also, Avast and Spybot with a fire wall doesn`t get everything. Viriuses still make it through and don`t get deteched.
I`m gonna switch to Linux when I can.
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Male 2,703
seriously people, Macintosh is an operating system, apple is the computer company, so pc(ibm, hp, sun systems, etc)=apple, windows=mac=linux=unix, except change all the = to <. end of discussion.
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Male 38
Oh, and did anyone mention that they can BOOT WINDOWS as well?
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Male 2,057
well if you buy a PC then you get a sharp suit

if you buy a Mac then you look like a hoodie who wants people to think he has a huge c*<k but doesnt obviously. Because he brags about it.

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Male 1,406
I used to like both mac and PC equally, and now I like PC a lot more. And those stupid commercials on TV really aggravate me...
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Male 2,703
"macs are for ppl who cant hanle a pc"

ummm...i think you got it backwards.

and pc people are 1 or 2 people:
1stly: a gamer, and i dont blame you because everyone writes programs for windows (but that includes viri)
2ndly: a complete idiot who was taught how to open IE, Microsoft Office, and/or AIM and dont have any other use for it other than checking email, posting on IAM saying things such as "first post" and "photoshop" (the idiots that is)

seriously, everyone who said, "pc`s are better", have you ever used an apple? and know what? macs are better because you can run not only MacOS as well as windows. also, the processors, especially the Intel Macs, are so much faster than any PC i have seen, minus self built machines.

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Male 22
all of you that say mac is better, no pc is better are just plain stupid,i mean common, its a computer!!! it was made for work and having fun, not to fight about what brand is the best one :S , how can you even bother fighting about it. I almost never post comments, but this time i had to, i mean, common!!
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Male 177
Yea, um...Your kind of all stupid because any computer is a "personal computer" i mean think about it... And Macs are meh..
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Male 506
The only reasons people still use PCs are ignorance, stubborness, fear of change, and all they want to do is play games all the time. Most of the people against macs have never used them and just grew up with PCs. They`re just so ignorant that they think just because they use it it`s the better brand. Alot of them who have tried macs know that they are better, they just don`t want to use them out of stubborness and fear of change. Macs look like they`re 10 years ahead of PCs on screen and the computers do too. They`re WAY better at video editing and preformance. They don`t crash. They don`t get viruses or spyware. Photoshop and other image editing software runs better on them. They can make great looking site layouts easily, and way more. Only downside is they can`t run as much games as PCs, but they run them better too. I have also used PCs before, the latest ones. They suck really bad.
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Male 312
bah, my Amiga 4000T rules them BOTH!
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Male 45
The funniest thing about this and the real commercials is they are the exact opposite of the truth. I find that very funny.
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Male 1,354
"im sick of virus`s and windows just cant deliver the protection i need. even with virus protection programs i still get bombarded. macs are inherently more secure and they get my vote."
You sound like someone who knows next to nothing about computers. I use Spybot and Avast with only Windoze firewall(both are free to home users) and have NEVER had an infection with my current install. And my computer is on 90% of the year. Macs are not "inherently" safer. They are safer because no one bothers to write malware for something nobody uses.
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Male 503
When I looked at it, I thought it was for McDonalds....you know...a bigger Big Mac....or something. Then I saw the video....
I couldnt be bothered saying anything...thats because theres nothing to say...
Bah....Im not gonna bother rating it.....
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Male 15,510
I must be a Mac too then
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Male 4,393
:P i have a bigger mac tham yours :P
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Male 91
i build and sell pc`s and I use a mac. i have done a lot of work with both and performance wise i prefer a mac. if i use a pc i would rather use Linux insted of windows. im sick of virus`s and windows just cant deliver the protection i need. even with virus protection programs i still get bombarded. macs are inherently more secure and they get my vote.
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Female 795
class!!
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Female 177
hahahaha
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Male 99
for a while, i was thinking of getting a mac, then these commercials came out, they make me hate macs sooo much. "you can do fun things on macs, like video editing, and you can`t do anything fun on PCs" uh... except play games... all that macs do is edit videos a little bit better, PCs do EVERYTHING ELSE just fine.
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Male 316
Size DOES matter! Buy a MAC!

lol

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Male 203
So that`s how much hardware you need to run OSX.

No wonder it`s so expensive.

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Male 1,217
hahah thats sick.

my friend has one of those, its so... non controllable.

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Male 1,526
macs are for ppl who cant hanle a pc
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Female 718
macs suck, i have my reasons.... the horror...
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Male 275
Njaah...Macs...
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Male 2,309
Well, you can play WoW on a mac, or you can play every other game in the universe plus WoW on a PC.

Choices...choices.

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Male 908
LOLZERS
To bad I don`t like macs really
Not really best for the gaming community...
Maybe one day
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Female 25
Nice!!!!!!!!
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Female 6
I LOVE MACS!!! I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE PCS!!!!!
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Female 71
LMAO!!! Thats funny.
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Female 327
^^ you`ve probably never even used one...Macs are so much better
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Male 44
That parody, and all of the mac commercials are plain stupid. Anybody who uses a Mac is too stupid to deserve life.
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Male 4,246
Hmm. The makers are showing a bit of bias towards Macs, I think.
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Male 36
What the?
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Male 10,115
Link: Get a Bigger Mac [Rate Link] - Best Mac commercial parody so far.
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