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Date: 11/27/06 02:46 AM

87 Responses to Fast Food Freestyle

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 12:43 am
    Link: Fast Food Freestyle - Guys rap their order at McDonald`s drive thru.
  2. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 12:44 am
    I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
    Don`t be frontin` son no seeds on a bun
    We be up in this drive thru
    Order for two
    I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
    We need some chicken up in here
    In this dizzle
    For rizzle my nizzle
    Extra salt on the frizzle
    Dr. Pepper my brother
    Another for your mother
    Double double super size
    And don`t forget the fries...
  3. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:50 am
    Thanks for posting the lyrics, Buddy! Now lets hear you rap it! =P

    There`s another one like this. This one is better. Funny how they asked him to rap it again, and how he slowed down and sped up. =P

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    MorbidNun Female 13-17
    54 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:53 am
    crispy!
  5. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:27 am
    hahaha NICE

    YES THE RAP WORLD IS TAKING OVER AGAIN BWAHAHAHA

    ROCK DIDNT STAND A CHANCE

  6. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:49 am
    Why?
  7. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:52 am
    Because you`re beautiful. If he was TRULY a free-styler however, as this poster claims, he would have been able to HANDLE that inquisition into his desired type of number-nine - grilled, or crispy?
  8. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:11 am
    Here`s a possible response...
  9. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:16 am
    Grilled, or crispy;
    Grilled, or crispy (big-mac)
    Grilled, or crispy (Secret-sauce...)
    Grilled, or bust
    I got no need, for crust
    You gotta throw that sh*t away, like orders from yesterday...
    I want a Dr. Pepper & no seeds on my bun
    You gotta get the fries & we said SUPER-size!
    What`d you forget, that movie was critically acclaimed, and now we got fast-food nation tryin` to UPSTAGE that fame,
    what`d they think, that was an original point??
    Like hijackin` your frequency from 5 miles away, like we did for the Taco-joint...

    TACO-BELL,
    is the place with which we interfaced
    Used CB radio from 5 miles away,
    now we got more fame on myspace than a PS3 sellin` on e-bay...
    And more fame than you`re ever gonna get,
    workin` that Drive-Thru for a company that pays you sh*t,
    gotta get your act together,
    gotta get our order straight, like we said we got no need for sesame seed, we want it grilled to perfection and topped with K.C. Masterpiece

  10. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:21 am
    and that`s the WØRD.
  11. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:14 am
    ^^sounds like something DFB would write... which, in no way, is that a compliment... oh and don`t copy Colbert
  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:31 am
    Wow, this is kind of a ripoff of those guys with a guitar from a few weeks back.
  13. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:42 am
    So annoying.
  14. Profile photo of partxdeux
    partxdeux Male 13-17
    8 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:29 am
    .... Did anyone notice they got got a black lady to try to "translate" the rap? There`s a vid of someone doing this at BK..

    - Side note - I`ve been on this site forever and just now decided to join. :D.

  15. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:52 am
    Suicism, you truly were bored.
    As for the video, that was pretty funny when they asked him to do it again. On the other hand, it did get old.
  16. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:53 am
    Oh, and partdeux, welcome to the world of posting on IAB.
  17. Profile photo of kaccoon
    kaccoon Female 30-39
    26 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 8:22 am
    The ending was great! It made me laugh.....crispy!
  18. Profile photo of woowoo22
    woowoo22 Female 30-39
    72 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 9:13 am
    that was funny!
  19. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 9:35 am
    These guys are so cool. Must be millionaires.
  20. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 10:43 am
    the one where people use a guitar as well is better.

    This guy seems picky about his food, hold the lettuce, no seeds on the bun WTF

  21. Profile photo of illuminus
    illuminus Female 13-17
    2 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 10:48 am
    lol! that was super awesome:D
  22. Profile photo of kshandra
    kshandra Female 40-49
    25 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 10:53 am
    How many big macs was that ? 11 ? (that was just the slow rap )
  23. Profile photo of illuminus
    illuminus Female 13-17
    2 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 10:53 am
    maples: rock has been around forever, and will by all means stay that way:D
  24. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:29 am
    ahahaha I love these guys, gotta give em props for the homie dogs..dawgs.. o_o in this piece.. kudos to the dude in the beanie, he made me laugh.. >>;
  25. Profile photo of woowoo22
    woowoo22 Female 30-39
    72 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:38 am
    I can`t stop singing it! I`m dancing while listening to it. another for your mother!
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    bromley1 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    if they had a guy rapping it who spoke up a bit instad of mumbling rap like 50cent, they would have gotten it the second time. funny rap though. i like how the guy working the drive thru was like "can you throw that down again" haha
  27. Profile photo of lilsublime
    lilsublime Female 18-29
    39 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    double cheeseburgers from mc donalds don`t have lettuce on them.
  28. Profile photo of gremos
    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    RE-dratING-POST
  29. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    How many Macdonald`s related stuff, pranks etc are being posted atm?
  30. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    <Justin not here>
    James: WTF indeed... and welcomepartxdeux, we are new ourselves.
  31. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    crispay!
  32. Profile photo of C0mpakt0r
    C0mpakt0r Male 13-17
    38 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 2:59 pm
    A bit old... Saw it a few days ago. Purty gewd
  33. Profile photo of rockramones
    rockramones Male 13-17
    1 post
    November 27, 2006 at 3:04 pm
    Haha, i`ve seen this a hundred times... I figured it was already on here. Those kids go to my high school... oh and the kid that said this is a ripoff from last week, this has been around for a couple years.
  34. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    Big mac...Big mac...Faster! Bigmac.Bigmac.Bigmac.
    XDD Crispy.
  35. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:24 pm
    ROFL "CAN YOU THROW IT DOWN AGAIN"

    He didn`t just ask him to repeat the order, he wanted him to throw it down!

  36. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:29 pm
    crispy.
  37. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    what kind of fag raps his order to a drive thru window?
  38. Profile photo of SwiftyMcGrif
    SwiftyMcGrif Male 13-17
    18 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    www.myspace.com/memownage !!! lol
  39. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    haha nice
  40. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 4:44 pm
    Hey fodare (the 13th?); maybe if you could learn to distinguish between a ripoff and a TRIBUTE, your criticism would hold weight for me.
  41. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:22 pm
    hahahah i love it
    i do feel sorry for the people inside
  42. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:25 pm
    "what kind of fag raps his order to a drive thru window?"

    LMAO

  43. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    449 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:28 pm
    Crispy!
  44. Profile photo of heyzeus9
    heyzeus9 Female 13-17
    92 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    i have the odd feeling of deja vous
  45. Profile photo of kiki_001
    kiki_001 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    THAT WAS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:06 pm
    Crispy!
  47. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    She ruined the rap!!!
  48. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    ^^^^swifty mcgriff. what?!?!?!? anyway, i dont where the better one is, but trust me, it was better. and longer. and not crap. woops, i mean rap.
  49. Profile photo of elroy
    elroy Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    Yeah the funniest part is definitely when the first drive through worker asks him if he can throw it down again.
  50. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    el oh el
  51. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 7:32 pm
    hahaha. cool.
  52. Profile photo of LadyRiot
    LadyRiot Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 27, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    I loved it. Funny as ever.
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    I hate rap but this deserves respect.

    Kinda like when i get hit in the face with a snowball profeshionally packed, i respect it.

  54. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    if he was really cool he would have worked "crispy" into the freestyle
  55. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:13 pm
    sorry neoncarrot, thats *professionally. hmm, your spelling is a bit unprofessional, lmao! im just playing aroundd. "could you throw that down again" that was the best part. lmfao!!!
  56. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:15 pm
    lol I laughed when she "ruined the rap"
  57. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    and what`s a dizzle?
  58. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    LMAO that was great. `Crispy`
  59. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 11:36 pm
    HAHA!

    "Can you throw that down again?"

  60. Profile photo of the_suicidal
    the_suicidal Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 12:06 am
    These guys are coool !!!
  61. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 12:26 am
    Pretty good. Actually kinda funny.
  62. Profile photo of DarthKarnage
    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 1:54 am
    *sighs*...
    drating queer ass wiggers plauging this world like... some sort of plauge
  63. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 8:26 am
    Damn it!! Its in my head!!
  64. Profile photo of Losetard
    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 9:14 am
    oh snap
  65. Profile photo of PrincessX
    PrincessX Female 13-17
    180 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 10:04 am
    cute
  66. Profile photo of freakydelish
    freakydelish Female 18-29
    104 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 10:25 am
    LOL theres another one which was waaaay better.
  67. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    If I was taking their order I`d just tell them to fúck right off for making my job harder.
  68. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    i wish i could find the better one
  69. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 3:43 pm
    ive been searching things like "guitar, sing, sang, order", and tons of fast food place names but i cant find it!!!! I`m going to cut if i can`t find it by next week.
  70. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    That was actually really annoying.
  71. Profile photo of o0olalax3
    o0olalax3 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 6:01 pm
    hahaa xD
  72. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    November 28, 2006 at 6:35 pm
    *cough* wtf seriously... Are they the same guys who did the guitar one?
  73. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 1:07 am
    This is so much better than the crappy guitar one. This one is actually amusing to listen to.

    "........crispy"

  74. Profile photo of nawkshis
    nawkshis Male 18-29
    102 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 1:34 am
    man im getting sick of this rap sh.it its so horrible..... man crappy ass rap, waste of my time. which is really weird considering i rap lol :)
  75. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 1:47 pm
    Ahaha I love it! It`s going in my favorites. =)
  76. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    That was cool, but rap still sucks
  77. Profile photo of rap2dat2001
    rap2dat2001 Male 13-17
    334 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    funny
  78. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    November 29, 2006 at 11:30 pm
    I liked the one this is copied from better. If you like to see me smile, just sit back for a while. and listen to my order although it long... ^_^
  79. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 30, 2006 at 12:36 am
    Wow, this is kind of a ripoff of those guys with a guitar from a few weeks back.
    --------
    except I liked this better
  80. Profile photo of cuba
    cuba Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 2, 2006 at 12:17 pm
    he should have said" Crispy... Beoch!!"

    still cool though

  81. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 4, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    I have to try this! :-D
  82. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 10, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    Soo funny.
    He sounded like Alex from A Clockwork Orange when he said `my brother.`
  83. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    January 31, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    to be fair, credit to the staff, they take it well and even catch him out! my fave video.
  84. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 14, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    On 11/28/2006 1:54:09 AM DarthKarnage wrote: *sighs*... drating queer ass wiggers plauging this world like... some sort of plauge
    On 11/28/2006 11:27:10 AM Dr_zoid wrote: I hate rap.....ROCK....MCR......
    It`s a f*cking joke!!!
  85. Profile photo of Minya
    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    ...I work at McDonald`s a I just wish someone would do this sometime lol Liven the place up a bit.
  86. Profile photo of Minya
    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    *and I
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    2bored2think Female 18-29
    121 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    HAHAHA! COOL!

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