Failed Sobriety Test

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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I think this guy may have had too much to drink.
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Male 158
buaaahahahahaaa
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Male 184
HAHAHA Funny!
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Female 799
lol, he failed before he started.
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Female 203
if i were that cop i would have pissed my uniform from laughing at him so hard
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Female 98
wow...is that seriously a sobriety test??? if the guy was that plastered, i`m thinking you could smell it....maybe even use the fancy thing called a breathalizer??? i know, i know, technology is bad...but that way no one gets hurt.
i don`t mind if people drink. i enjoy a drink now and then myself. i don`t even care how much they drink. but DRINKING AND DRIVING MAKES YOU STUPID! anyone who has had that much to drink and chooses to drive should be thrown in jail and left to rot. i`m sorry, but we just had a funeral for a 28 year-old mother of two who died because some jerk-face drank and decided he was ok to drive, slammed into her in her lane, and then ran away. prohibition isn`t right, but something needs to be done. stronger laws maybe????
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Female 1,398
hahaaa but if you drink any ammount of alchohol at all you are a F*CKING retard.
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Female 40
at least he fell in a straght line!!!
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Male 53
what I think about that "What you`ve just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I`ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

I love adam sandler movies too.

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Female 90
jebler "America needs prohibition. if you need to drink to have a good time what your saying is you cant have fun as your self so you drink to become a fun person. if you drink for other reasons you need help."
what I think about that "What you`ve just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I`ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Female 90
lol that reminds me of one time I was with my brother he was driving and got pulled over and he failed a breathalizer and he never had one beer lol they made me drive him home!
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Male 5,094
Yup, failed allright.
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Female 2,084
rescue . . haha
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Female 131
Goodness, so many repeated comments here. I gave up counting how many people brought up the same point regarding prohibition already.

Anyways:

"at first i thought it was measuring tape and the cop was gonna let go of the end and it would go SMACK in the drunk guy`s face."

Best. Comment. Ever.

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Male 447
lol ouch i think he got injured
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Female 811
What an idiot, I hope he gets banned from driving.
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Female 169
Whoever said america needs prohibition is a dumba.ss.
Last time there was one in America the crime rate when up and thats when mobs started making there appearence known.
Some one obviously needs to brush up on their american history and pool their head out of their as.s.
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Female 228
haha
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Female 600
Drunk people are funny.
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Female 1
hahahahahaha u could even hear his head hit the ground. OUCH
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Female 152
Haha. I love drunks. ^^
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Male 650
Interesting how the Cop did nothing to help the guy as he was falling. It almost came across like he wanted him to injure himself.
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Female 199
He`s smashed! :o

What do you want to bet that as soon as the cop got home or was sitting alone in his cop car he burst out laughing? I`m not sure how he kept from laughing in the first place.

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Female 24
Jebler,
Did you miss the point about how much of a f ing disaster prohibition was?

Or are you one of those who still think the president is winning the war on drugs?

Please.

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Male 1,496
Hey can you fail a test before you start it?
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Female 50
I might think that was funny if I didn`t know he was out on the road driving like that. We don`t need prohibition, but we sure need harsher punishment on drunk driving and other alcohol related crimes. For the most part his punishment he will get can pretty much be shrugged off.
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Female 66
I think he was a liiiiitle drunk :D
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Female 1,007
Ouchhhhh.
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Male 1,385
Smashed off his face )-|
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Female 172
at first i thought it was measuring tape and the cop was gonna let go of the end and it would go SMACK in the drunk guy`s face. haha
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Female 1,407
Haha,that was priceless! Definitely needs AA or more than that. ~~
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Male 211
2 Words HAMMERED
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Female 454
kerplonk
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Male 142
Yeah, in everybody`s yelling about prohibition and all, no one took the time to notice that they`re in a PARKING LOT. Do they need to put tape down?
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Male 130
Justin: you know what this was not that funny but i laughed in my mind when he fell over trying to put a peice of tape down, really? i mean how drunk can one man be...
James: Same as him. also, did the cop arrest him after that, or did he make him fail the test first?
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Female 64
non-nice individual?
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Female 362
Yeah if they tried prohibition now crime would be WAY worse then when they first tried it but I`m sure they learned their lesson the 1st time on trying to ban alcohol. Plus where would our entertainment be drunk people make non funny things funny.
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Female 857
Teehee. Reminds me of Peter Griffin when he`s drunk.
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Male 77
If you don`t like alcohol, then don`t drink it. Don`t ruin it for the rest of us by screaming for prohibition.
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Male 986
i cant say this is a fake, cuz obviously, it wouldnt matter, but wtf with the water drops on screen that suddently disappear???
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Female 157
Heh, he did not even get to the testing part :P
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Male 1,386
lol yeah, i think he failed to
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Female 415
freaking awesome! I wish I could have seen that outside a bar
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Male 1,360
rape jebler
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Male 1,360
I like getting so drunk that i end up blacking out.
I did yesterday, And I may also today.
Ps. Kill cops.
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Female 2,074
*pop*
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Female 986
I know people who drink to get drunk, and that isn`t good. You should just drink socially or on special occasions. Not just to get drunk...

and I thought he hit his nose?

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Male 731
lmao.
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Male 1,496
De-served.
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Female 1,426
Wow.
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Female 26
shreder23 "if you wanna insult american culture come say it to our faces you arrogant bastards"

Heh. Being drunk and looking like an non-nice individual is "American culture"

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Female 663
Hey, Jebler. You might want to re-up those history lessons. Prohibition was a colossal failure. Not only did organize crime skyrocket, and unemployment rise, but drinking become even more popular.
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Female 2,552
"I swear I only had one drink .. or ten."
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Male 137
I actually expected the guy to fall over even earlier than that, like when the cop was pulling the tape away from the drunk to make a line.
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Male 799
if you wanna insult american culture come say it to our faces you arrogant bastards
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Male 70
lol fell on his head :D
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Female 797
Haha haha. You drink, you drive, you lose.
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Male 4,014
And Mani-jac, amen. Thats why I love America. All these people who say "you shouldn`t drink" I say its none of your F-ing business. What I do in private is my own choice. As long as it doesn`t hurt anyone else, let everyone do whatever they want. If they want to OD on drugs, great, not my problem. If they want to have gay sex, wonderful, doesn`t hurt me. If they want to drink till liver failure, more power to them. If they want someone to help them commit suicide because of terminal illness, I say sure.

Yes, Alcohol is bad. But a ban is simply impossible - it leads to increased crime due to criminal smuggling. Same goes for guns. Yes, guns in the hands of criminals are bad. But ban guns, and then the criminals are the only ones with guns. How does that help?

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Male 4,014
^ hehe, you said ass poo.

And thats a good test. Having the guy bend down to place the strip on the ground. You think the test will be to walk the line, but its also to see if he can simply place the damn thing on the ground, which as some of us know, is damn near impossible if really drunk.

So its funny, screw that guy, he got what he deserved. And at least he didn`t kill my girl-friend or family before he got caught.

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Male 67
that was some funny ass poo. I said poo. Hee!
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Female 99
hahahahaha, sucks to be him!
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Male 223
ouch thats all i got to say
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Male 145
hahaha what a loser! thwock!
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Female 281
LMAO!!! "Ow my head!" Man that sounded painful!
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Female 16
Cynnick, many cop cars in the US have cameras installed on top of the dashboard. Let`s say that the drunk man wanted to press charges against the cop saying he was physically assaulted by the cop, well he couldn`t do that since the cop has a videotape of the whole incident proving that`s not true.
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Male 1,590
Faceplant! lol
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Male 733
to cynnick: cop cams? look into it

lol, stupid drunk. drink socially, not like the twat you are

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Male 1,461
Um, why not just make him walk one of the 400 other lines in the parking lot?
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Male 165
lol. do ya rekon they still made him walk along the tape once he got up!?!
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Female 2,220
buhahahahaahahahaa
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Female 408
He fell down straight along the line, perfect accuracy there...
But who was filming it? You know, let`s just film a policeman giving a sobriety test. Because that`s normal.
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Male 2,057
FAILED!!!
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Female 37
I can`t believe the cop... he had NO reaction. I would`ve laughed my ass off. Or at least look a little surprised. I`ve never seen anyone fall like that.
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Male 233
tut tut shameful
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Male 82
HAHA that was hilarous, watched it 5 times ^-^
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Male 194
If I said the a-word and meant to use it litterally, as the actual oriface, not an insult towards someone, then the censor IAB uses would ruin my comment.

Example: Everyone on this planet has an non-nice individual so they can poop.

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Male 194
I hate drink also. But without it there would be no non-nice individuals. Well a good load of them gone atleast. Heh heh, his head went tonk
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Female 1,463
hah
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Female 52
OMG that was just freakin hilarious. Sure I drink socially every now and then, but dear gods, that was just ridiculous, but funny.
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Female 718
the noise made me feel the pain, he wont have a hangover in the morning, more like concussion
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Male 173
jebler, if you know about the previous prohibition, you`ll know how much of a bad idea it was.

As for this video. That`s the best test ever, they should always do that. Just incase there`s some headsmacking action from the stupid drunks.

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Male 1,142
Dalande how am i ignorant? you think i dont know we had prohibition befor? good point fallensoul lol.
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Female 430
Wow that is why i hate drinking
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Male 888
I bet he broke his drinking jaw.
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 91
O man. For those of you who wondered, THAT is why rednecks are missing their front teefs.

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Male 3,255
SEE? I TOLD YOU GUYS! DRINKIN IS COOOOL! (did you see how cool that guy looked?)
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Male 1,014
Oh God, another drunks vs. prudes thread. Can`t we all just laugh at the retard?
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Male 923
^^You just proved Jebler`s point though. You drink to have a better time. If alcohol makes you have a better time, then you are doing something wrong. The best times of your life should easily be done without alcohol.
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Male 242
Little Lo. I love you. That was the most brilliant copy of the sound his hollow brainless head made. Thwock. That rules lmao
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Female 150
Bwahaha I love the little "thock" sound his head makes when it hits the ground. What an idiot.

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Female 24
STFU Jebler GAWD.

At least read up on American history before making ignorant statements like that.

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Male 242
That was fuc-king hilarious. And Jebler. America doesn`t need that, and I`m from Canada. What it need are LESS RETARDS. I drink socially. Don`t need to. Have a fun time, makes the feeling a little more exuberant. You don`t have to pass out drunk and look like a damn fool like this young chap here. But drinking socially, nothing wrong with that. Prohibition is a little extreme.
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Female 84
How did the cop not laugh?
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Male 2,576
Ha.==> Bionic, It doesn`t "Suck" to be that guy, he brought it apon himself, deserves everything he gets.
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Female 284
just the sound it makes when his head hits the concrete
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Male 1,142
America needs prohibition. if you need to drink to have a good time what your saying is you cant have fun as your self so you drink to become a fun person. if you drink for other reasons you need help.
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Male 1,014
^Yup, it definitely sucks to be that guy.
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Female 284
lol apparently he had way to much
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Male 10,115
Link: Failed Sobriety Test [Rate Link] - I think this guy may have had too much to drink.
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