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Date: 11/25/06 02:37 AM

100 Responses to Failed Sobriety Test

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 12:34 am
    Link: Failed Sobriety Test - I think this guy may have had too much to drink.
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    aloha10951 Female 13-17
    284 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:42 am
    lol apparently he had way to much
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:42 am
    ^Yup, it definitely sucks to be that guy.
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:45 am
    America needs prohibition. if you need to drink to have a good time what your saying is you cant have fun as your self so you drink to become a fun person. if you drink for other reasons you need help.
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    aloha10951 Female 13-17
    284 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:45 am
    just the sound it makes when his head hits the concrete
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:46 am
    Ha.==> Bionic, It doesn`t "Suck" to be that guy, he brought it apon himself, deserves everything he gets.
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    sinsane Female 18-29
    84 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:48 am
    How did the cop not laugh?
  8. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:49 am
    That was fuc-king hilarious. And Jebler. America doesn`t need that, and I`m from Canada. What it need are LESS RETARDS. I drink socially. Don`t need to. Have a fun time, makes the feeling a little more exuberant. You don`t have to pass out drunk and look like a damn fool like this young chap here. But drinking socially, nothing wrong with that. Prohibition is a little extreme.
  9. Profile photo of Dalande
    Dalande Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:57 am
    STFU Jebler GAWD.

    At least read up on American history before making ignorant statements like that.

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    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:58 am
    Bwahaha I love the little "thock" sound his head makes when it hits the ground. What an idiot.

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    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:59 am
    Little Lo. I love you. That was the most brilliant copy of the sound his hollow brainless head made. Thwock. That rules lmao
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 3:00 am
    ^^You just proved Jebler`s point though. You drink to have a better time. If alcohol makes you have a better time, then you are doing something wrong. The best times of your life should easily be done without alcohol.
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 3:02 am
    Oh God, another drunks vs. prudes thread. Can`t we all just laugh at the retard?
  14. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 3:14 am
    SEE? I TOLD YOU GUYS! DRINKIN IS COOOOL! (did you see how cool that guy looked?)
  15. Profile photo of GuyManDude
    GuyManDude Male 30-39
    91 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 3:16 am
    O man. For those of you who wondered, THAT is why rednecks are missing their front teefs.

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    notapervert Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 3:50 am
    lol
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    November 25, 2006 at 3:51 am
    I bet he broke his drinking jaw.
  18. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 4:05 am
    Wow that is why i hate drinking
  19. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 4:11 am
    Dalande how am i ignorant? you think i dont know we had prohibition befor? good point fallensoul lol.
  20. Profile photo of Jagjamin
    Jagjamin Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 4:18 am
    jebler, if you know about the previous prohibition, you`ll know how much of a bad idea it was.

    As for this video. That`s the best test ever, they should always do that. Just incase there`s some headsmacking action from the stupid drunks.

  21. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 5:29 am
    the noise made me feel the pain, he wont have a hangover in the morning, more like concussion
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    Inuneko Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 5:35 am
    OMG that was just freakin hilarious. Sure I drink socially every now and then, but dear gods, that was just ridiculous, but funny.
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    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 5:45 am
    hah
  24. Profile photo of Shnoorum
    Shnoorum Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 5:54 am
    I hate drink also. But without it there would be no non-nice individuals. Well a good load of them gone atleast. Heh heh, his head went tonk
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    Shnoorum Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 5:58 am
    If I said the a-word and meant to use it litterally, as the actual oriface, not an insult towards someone, then the censor IAB uses would ruin my comment.

    Example: Everyone on this planet has an non-nice individual so they can poop.

  26. Profile photo of Anisirion
    Anisirion Male 18-29
    82 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 6:11 am
    HAHA that was hilarous, watched it 5 times ^-^
  27. Profile photo of drzm
    drzm Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 6:18 am
    tut tut shameful
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    StrangeLane Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 6:50 am
    I can`t believe the cop... he had NO reaction. I would`ve laughed my ass off. Or at least look a little surprised. I`ve never seen anyone fall like that.
  29. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 6:51 am
    I think everybody should drink all that they want or can handle, without being told if you should have a good time or not.
    It`s their own choice, they`re adults.

    What you can`t do is getting completely drunk and drive, that`s just plain stupid.

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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:28 am
    FAILED!!!
  31. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:31 am
    He fell down straight along the line, perfect accuracy there...
    But who was filming it? You know, let`s just film a policeman giving a sobriety test. Because that`s normal.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:32 am
    buhahahahaahahahaa
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    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:58 am
    lol. do ya rekon they still made him walk along the tape once he got up!?!
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 8:06 am
    Um, why not just make him walk one of the 400 other lines in the parking lot?
  35. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 8:16 am
    to cynnick: cop cams? look into it

    lol, stupid drunk. drink socially, not like the twat you are

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 8:41 am
    Faceplant! lol
  37. Profile photo of Cort1
    Cort1 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:01 am
    Cynnick, many cop cars in the US have cameras installed on top of the dashboard. Let`s say that the drunk man wanted to press charges against the cop saying he was physically assaulted by the cop, well he couldn`t do that since the cop has a videotape of the whole incident proving that`s not true.
  38. Profile photo of MustangSusie
    MustangSusie Female 18-29
    281 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:25 am
    LMAO!!! "Ow my head!" Man that sounded painful!
  39. Profile photo of jkhoo
    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:30 am
    hahaha what a loser! thwock!
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    thomaso35353 Male 13-17
    223 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:35 am
    ouch thats all i got to say
  41. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:42 am
    hahahahaha, sucks to be him!
  42. Profile photo of nemesis666
    nemesis666 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:50 am
    that was some funny ass poo. I said poo. Hee!
  43. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2006 at 10:54 am
    ^ hehe, you said ass poo.

    And thats a good test. Having the guy bend down to place the strip on the ground. You think the test will be to walk the line, but its also to see if he can simply place the damn thing on the ground, which as some of us know, is damn near impossible if really drunk.

    So its funny, screw that guy, he got what he deserved. And at least he didn`t kill my girl-friend or family before he got caught.

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 11:01 am
    And Mani-jac, amen. Thats why I love America. All these people who say "you shouldn`t drink" I say its none of your F-ing business. What I do in private is my own choice. As long as it doesn`t hurt anyone else, let everyone do whatever they want. If they want to OD on drugs, great, not my problem. If they want to have gay sex, wonderful, doesn`t hurt me. If they want to drink till liver failure, more power to them. If they want someone to help them commit suicide because of terminal illness, I say sure.

    Yes, Alcohol is bad. But a ban is simply impossible - it leads to increased crime due to criminal smuggling. Same goes for guns. Yes, guns in the hands of criminals are bad. But ban guns, and then the criminals are the only ones with guns. How does that help?

  45. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    Haha haha. You drink, you drive, you lose.
  46. Profile photo of dunny123
    dunny123 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 12:26 pm
    lol fell on his head :D
  47. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 12:33 pm
    if you wanna insult american culture come say it to our faces you arrogant bastards
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    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    I actually expected the guy to fall over even earlier than that, like when the cop was pulling the tape away from the drunk to make a line.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    "I swear I only had one drink .. or ten."
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    Hey, Jebler. You might want to re-up those history lessons. Prohibition was a colossal failure. Not only did organize crime skyrocket, and unemployment rise, but drinking become even more popular.
  51. Profile photo of rock4ever
    rock4ever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 1:26 pm
    shreder23 "if you wanna insult american culture come say it to our faces you arrogant bastards"

    Heh. Being drunk and looking like an non-nice individual is "American culture"

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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:01 pm
    Wow.
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:07 pm
    De-served.
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    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    lmao.
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 2:54 pm
    I know people who drink to get drunk, and that isn`t good. You should just drink socially or on special occasions. Not just to get drunk...

    and I thought he hit his nose?

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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    *pop*
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 3:31 pm
    I like getting so drunk that i end up blacking out.
    I did yesterday, And I may also today.
    Ps. Kill cops.
  58. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    rape jebler
  59. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    freaking awesome! I wish I could have seen that outside a bar
  60. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 4:00 pm
    lol yeah, i think he failed to
  61. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    Heh, he did not even get to the testing part :P
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    pea_ooter Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    i cant say this is a fake, cuz obviously, it wouldnt matter, but wtf with the water drops on screen that suddently disappear???
  63. Profile photo of Rockefella
    Rockefella Male 18-29
    77 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 4:50 pm
    If you don`t like alcohol, then don`t drink it. Don`t ruin it for the rest of us by screaming for prohibition.
  64. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 5:03 pm
    Teehee. Reminds me of Peter Griffin when he`s drunk.
  65. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    Yeah if they tried prohibition now crime would be WAY worse then when they first tried it but I`m sure they learned their lesson the 1st time on trying to ban alcohol. Plus where would our entertainment be drunk people make non funny things funny.
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    hobasteritch Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 5:50 pm
    non-nice individual?
  67. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    Justin: you know what this was not that funny but i laughed in my mind when he fell over trying to put a peice of tape down, really? i mean how drunk can one man be...
    James: Same as him. also, did the cop arrest him after that, or did he make him fail the test first?
  68. Profile photo of Hughlio
    Hughlio Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    Yeah, in everybody`s yelling about prohibition and all, no one took the time to notice that they`re in a PARKING LOT. Do they need to put tape down?
  69. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:18 pm
    kerplonk
  70. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 7:24 pm
    2 Words HAMMERED
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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 8:01 pm
    Haha,that was priceless! Definitely needs AA or more than that. ~~
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    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 8:05 pm
    at first i thought it was measuring tape and the cop was gonna let go of the end and it would go SMACK in the drunk guy`s face. haha
  73. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    Smashed off his face )-|
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    justKatrina Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    Ouchhhhh.
  75. Profile photo of ShaeVanim
    ShaeVanim Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    I think he was a liiiiitle drunk :D
  76. Profile photo of ping_gk
    ping_gk Female 18-29
    50 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:30 pm
    I might think that was funny if I didn`t know he was out on the road driving like that. We don`t need prohibition, but we sure need harsher punishment on drunk driving and other alcohol related crimes. For the most part his punishment he will get can pretty much be shrugged off.
  77. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    Hey can you fail a test before you start it?
  78. Profile photo of Dalande
    Dalande Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    Jebler,
    Did you miss the point about how much of a f ing disaster prohibition was?

    Or are you one of those who still think the president is winning the war on drugs?

    Please.

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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 10:58 pm
    He`s smashed! :o

    What do you want to bet that as soon as the cop got home or was sitting alone in his cop car he burst out laughing? I`m not sure how he kept from laughing in the first place.

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    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    Interesting how the Cop did nothing to help the guy as he was falling. It almost came across like he wanted him to injure himself.
  81. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    Haha. I love drunks. ^^
  82. Profile photo of stupidearth
    stupidearth Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:20 am
    hahahahahaha u could even hear his head hit the ground. OUCH
  83. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:26 am
    Drunk people are funny.
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    boredchick19 Female 13-17
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    November 26, 2006 at 1:35 am
    haha
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    saenzoflife Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Whoever said america needs prohibition is a dumba.ss.
    Last time there was one in America the crime rate when up and thats when mobs started making there appearence known.
    Some one obviously needs to brush up on their american history and pool their head out of their as.s.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    What an idiot, I hope he gets banned from driving.
  87. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:19 pm
    lol ouch i think he got injured
  88. Profile photo of Jessicaaah
    Jessicaaah Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 12:37 pm
    Goodness, so many repeated comments here. I gave up counting how many people brought up the same point regarding prohibition already.

    Anyways:

    "at first i thought it was measuring tape and the cop was gonna let go of the end and it would go SMACK in the drunk guy`s face."

    Best. Comment. Ever.

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 3:26 pm
    rescue . . haha
  90. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2006 at 4:26 pm
    Yup, failed allright.
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    kiki_001 Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2006 at 4:51 pm
    lol that reminds me of one time I was with my brother he was driving and got pulled over and he failed a breathalizer and he never had one beer lol they made me drive him home!
  92. Profile photo of kiki_001
    kiki_001 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 26, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    jebler "America needs prohibition. if you need to drink to have a good time what your saying is you cant have fun as your self so you drink to become a fun person. if you drink for other reasons you need help."
    what I think about that "What you`ve just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I`ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
  93. Profile photo of Elementis
    Elementis Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    what I think about that "What you`ve just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I`ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

    I love adam sandler movies too.

  94. Profile photo of rofriki
    rofriki Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 27, 2006 at 5:54 pm
    at least he fell in a straght line!!!
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    November 27, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    hahaaa but if you drink any ammount of alchohol at all you are a F*CKING retard.
  96. Profile photo of jenice
    jenice Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2006 at 12:04 am
    wow...is that seriously a sobriety test??? if the guy was that plastered, i`m thinking you could smell it....maybe even use the fancy thing called a breathalizer??? i know, i know, technology is bad...but that way no one gets hurt.
    i don`t mind if people drink. i enjoy a drink now and then myself. i don`t even care how much they drink. but DRINKING AND DRIVING MAKES YOU STUPID! anyone who has had that much to drink and chooses to drive should be thrown in jail and left to rot. i`m sorry, but we just had a funeral for a 28 year-old mother of two who died because some jerk-face drank and decided he was ok to drive, slammed into her in her lane, and then ran away. prohibition isn`t right, but something needs to be done. stronger laws maybe????
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2006 at 11:38 am
    if i were that cop i would have pissed my uniform from laughing at him so hard
  98. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    lol, he failed before he started.
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    cookie11111 Male 13-17
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    November 29, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    HAHAHA Funny!
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    Amet45 Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    buaaahahahahaaa

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