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Date: 11/08/06 02:00 AM

27 Responses to Drunk dad gets 7 year old to drive him home

  1. Profile photo of zzzchubby
    zzzchubby Male 13-17
    128 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:33 am
    Link: Drunk dad gets 7 year old to drive him home - Straight out of Reno, but not from Reno 911.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:03 am
    I think this is dumb, would they have rather him drive home drunk? :S
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    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 2:41 am
    Maybe the dad switched seats with his son when they got pulled, attempting to avoid the DUI.
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    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    November 8, 2006 at 2:47 am
    Scarey
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 3:06 am
    Who the hell brings a 7 year old out as his wingman?

    May his nads be covered with papercuts and doused with lemon juice!

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:07 am
    Haha, What A Stupid Dad.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:15 am
    And we want to give UN-documented Mexicans driver-licenses?
  8. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:16 am
    Mexicans need to stop speaking Spanish and stop worshipping the Virgin Mary; they are both symbols of cultural oppression.
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    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:42 am
    And you need to stop being such an ass.

    The wife is probably gonna kick this guys rear from here to next Tuesday. Someone will be sleeping on the couch for a while...

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:03 am
    Yeah, the couch in prison.

    Oh wait, there are no couches in prison.

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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:47 am
    I bet that kid was having the time of his life.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2006 at 9:57 am
    Suicism.again, you are full of poo!
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    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:19 am
    Thts awful, just shows how irresponsible sum parents can be. Tht poor kid.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 10:56 am
    Bet the dad beat the kid when the kid at first refused to drive.
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 11:40 am
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?

    LIKE, REALLY?

    Who on earth would think its smarter for a SEVEN year old to drive?

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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 12:26 pm
    omg bas tard!!
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    redx34099 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    Is he gonna win father of the year?
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    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:10 pm
    AmyNicoleduh
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    305 Posts Wednesday, November 08, 2006 11:40:53 AM
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?
    LIKE, REALLY?

    Who on earth would think its smarter for a SEVEN year old to drive?









    i do,i bet u do 2

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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    roflmfao!!!!!!! !!!1!!!!one!!!!111!!!1!!!!!
    "To his credit, 7-year-old driver appeared sober"
    lololololololol lolololololololololol!!!!!!111!one
  20. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:33 pm
    Wow, what the crap?
  21. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
    239 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    what enth said, and
    what YevraheItdsfasd...
    what the guy whose name i just tried to write said
  22. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    Only in Reno. What a great thing for my town to be known for....
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    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    He was apparently too drunk to teach, too...
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    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    I think that that is actually one smart kid. Kinda. Not crashing and all that.
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    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    well at least it was a short story, so it didnt wasted too much time....
    I dont have time for such morons....
    but btw? who wast the real moron? dad or police?
    dad was cuz he brought is kid at a bar!
    dad was because the driver was 7 years old
    police was....nt.... cuz its even better for dad to drive! or maybe not...
    well anyway....
    dad win moronity prize with a score of 3-0 (or 2-1, i cant tell or maybe also 2-0?)
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    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    November 25, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    DADS GONNA REGRET IT WHEN HE GETS PUT IN A BATHROOM WITH A BUNK BED BUT I MENE WHAT A RETARD
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    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    February 18, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    That kid has an interesting story to tell, now.

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