Dora the Explorer Toy

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.gizmodiva.com/other_stuff/dora_the_explorer_aquapet.php

Do I have a sick mind, or do you notice something wrong with this toy?
There are 132 comments:
Female 100
oh yea buddy do you always go hunting round for things like that to post or is it just you are gay
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Female 75
lol
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Female 100
Apart from the fact thats its shaped like a mans privites and with dora floating in the middle tube nuttin wrong (lol sarcastic)
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Female 117
eeekk
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Male 4,393
dora the explorer and porn - dont mix :P
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Male 4,246
I`m surprised that since Dora is floating around inside the...er, "unit," that nobody has brought up the possibility of her being some kind of disease. Or a giant sperm.
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Male 3
whats wrong
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Male 693
Holy Shiz! How could they come up with something like that??
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Male 693
I don`t see anything wrong, and I should because I am pretty perverted. :D
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Female 90
Ok, I dont know where to look.

Whenever I click the link, thsi blue collectors things comes up. Any one else have another link?

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Female 90
Ok, Finally found the link, And I agree with you guys, How do these people not notice that?

Man, That`s just wrong

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Female 90
Ok, I dont know where to look.

Whenever I click the link, thsi blue collectors things comes up. Any one else have another link?

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Female 148
lol. eww. that is so wrong.
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Male 71
:( thats not right.......lol
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Male 298
wow. just wow.
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Female 199
Oh my god. The 3 year old that lives next door and a 10 year old boy I babysit both own one of these. Why? Why did have have to put those horrible distugsting suggestions into my head!? CURE YOU IAB!!!!
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Female 16
if that doesnt work copy and paste this ... it doesnt want to work for me when i click the link..... http://www.boingboing.net/2006/11/17/pha...
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Female 16
i was curious and found a pic of this another site.. here it is, it really does look sick, the makers should have caught this. http://www.boingboing.net/2006/11/17/phallic_toy_alert_do.html
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Male 2,616
yeah dammit i read the first couple pages and was like uhhhh i dont get it... but then i realized it probably changed so i switched over to this page and my suspicions were confirmed
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Female 47
I know me too.. *sob*
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Male 160
T_T I wanted to see it...whatever it was
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Female 47
Im not seeing Dora... could someone post the name of the toy or the original link?
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Male 308
The link must now lead to a new item being sold by that company or whatever.
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Male 84
same here, Its just an aquapets thing, nothing to do with dora..
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Male 2
i dont get it ..........seriously
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Male 1
I have to admit that I do not see it. ;(
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Female 1,398
there is something seriously wrong with the people who designed that toy.
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Female 302
isn`t that spongebob??
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Female 62
&this is why they`re teaching drug and sex education to five year olds now
:D
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Male 943
lol
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Female 294
Hey, I was going to say "phallacy".
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Male 616
Guys, the product doesn`t look nearly that suggestive in real life. I got one as a present (don`t ask me why), and no one who saw it (myself included) found it objectionable.
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Female 19
^

HAHAHAHAHAHA. "my first penis" hahaha.

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Female 172
Why don`t they just go ahead and call it "My First Penis"? Geeez.
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Male 319
voted 4 because its another adress brought down by I-A-B

GO US!

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Female 1,890
its not working.....says page is not functioning on amazon...
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Female 1,007
"This is not the only erotic toy Aquapet makes."

Oh man, collect all 7.

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Female 1,007
"Actual User Review:
"Dora is quite the explorer. She brings many hours of fun. Good for both girls and boys."

Well, Well, Well--I`ll take 2!;-()"

Haha!

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Male 1,725
LINK DOWN LINK DOWN MEN!!!!
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Male 259
it doesnt work for me
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Female 157
umm, that a toy for a kid or their mothers??
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Female 797
You sickos.
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Male 1,386
oh, and "Product Description:
Watch them dance. Hear them chirp. Theyll even play a song. Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin."
lol. hear them chirp
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Male 1,386
"Product Features

Interactive pet - fun for all!" yeah, i bet. lol

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Female 65
Oh...my...lord...ROFL!!!
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Female 681
Oh my god... THAT SHOULD BE BANNED!
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Female 878
i have an aquapet...
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Male 141
y`d they take the image away :-( now ill have to suffer from forever wonder
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Female 159
Ha ha! I just got back from babysitting these kids that were two, three, seven, and ten... The seven and ten year old both had one!
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Female 80
Already saw it on ytmnd.
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Female 690
They took the image away, What if some unsuspecting parent buys it for their child now?
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Male 71
Aww, what happened to the picture?

It says "No Image Available."

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Male 22
doesnt work for me :(
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Female 128
Crappy!
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Female 546
I bought one of those. Just not the Dora version. I never noticed anything odd about it until he mentioned it.
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Male 337
I think they just removed the image, it says no image available.

But not after I already saw it once.

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Male 404
"Dora is quite the explorer. She brings many hours of fun. Good for both girls and boys.
Seems to be dishwasher safe."

Dishwasher safe??

Good fun for girls and boys??

WTF?? Dora is quite the explorer??

Ok... Even if u don`t have a sick mind u can`t miss that...

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Female 144
ok so all the aqua pets look gross , fun for the kid and the single mom , oooo gross why did i say that i just traumatized myself!
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Female 144
:O oook then,obviously looks like a p p
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Female 412
lmfao thing is tat if u dont like dora theres a million others
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Female 90
hmmmmmm maybe I should get one for chrismas.... nahhh I`ll just get a "neck" massager much better lmao
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Female 2,552
Buddy, why were you even looking at Dora the Explor- I`m not even going to ask.
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Male 98
lol someones comment was "Mine Spit in my eye" flippen Hilarious
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Female 1,065
ahahahaha xD funny, thisis a great gift for your baby, she`d stick it right in her mouth <3
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Male 1,231
What does it actually do though? is it sort of the same principle as a tamagotchi?
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Female 1
LMAO - its bad enough seeing one of them but seeing a whole bunch together made made PMSL!
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Female 26
Wow o.O
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Female 272
omg.. aquapet...my friend has one. theyre really small.. tiny buttplug!
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Male 220
hillarius but how did thhey not notice
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Female 71
[quote]On 11/21/2006 5:11:34 AM toneman wrote: This is not the only erotic toy [url=http://www.amazon.com/s/105-2781641-9122841?ie=UTF8&search-alias=toys-and-games&field-brandtextbin=Aquapets]Aquapet[/url] makes.[/quote]

Somehow it`s the coloring of the Dora one that makes it oh so much more interesting.

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Female 268
a lil kid will never b able to tell. it seems like a lame toy anyways.
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Male 6
BUTTSECHS!
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Female 166
There is nothing wrong with that toy! There is only something wrong with the camera angle.

I swear, people see phallic symbols everywhere.

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Female 552
D-D-Dora D-D-Dora swiper no swiping swiper no swiping...o man...
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Female 1,426
Hey, it`s a Dora B.O.B!
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Female 552
i guess.... Dora the Explorer not only teaches spanish to 5 year olds, SEX ED! For your little munchkin! ^_^
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Female 601
They probably weren`t thinking about it when it was designed o_o I mean, if they`re meant to do something, maybe the design was assumed to make whatever that is work easier (don`t get anything sick from this statement as I don`t mean it like that). They were thinking of how it would look rather than what it would look like.

I`m sure the targeted age group would immediately recognize it as phallic. Someone would have to point it out to them and even then they`d need an explanation of why it looks wrong. And I agree with gorgeousplan...

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Female 11
lmfao funny as hell. why would people invent these things?!
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Female 146
i saw some of these on the shelves at the store and thought they looked cute!

maybe its the angle the picture is at, but they didnt look dirty to me at all.

good prices on the site, hehe.

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Male 189
Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin.
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Female 302
wellllllll....

Nothing surprise me anymore... I actually received the "hello kitty" personnal massager (aka the Hello Kitty Vibrator) as a prank once, and i was horrify to actually realise it was the hello kitty part of the toy who was vibrating >.<

or there was that PS2 device... how it was call, REZ
(lets try if that link thingies work :P) that was clearly used as a vibrator ...

So yeah, at least it doenst vibrate or something... I see by the reviews its a kind of annoying toy whit tons of sound and beeep >.<

the kind of toy people whitout kids buy to kids to make parents suffer ^_-

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Male 731
Product Description
Aquapets are silly interactive pets that love to play with you. Watch them dance. Hear them chirp. Theyll even play a song. Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin. Ages 5+
ya right...
buy one for less! order it used!!!
AIDS YHEY
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Female 117
okkkkkkkkkk...
thats sort of sick and how did he find it in the first place was he looking under dora the explorer sex toys or what?
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Female 236
looks like fun.
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Female 873
LOL @ rerangers comment.. and wtf are the toy makers thinking!!
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Female 1,395
=P aw
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Male 724
Lmao you can buy them in six packs!
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Male 129
Oh my gosh-- they`re totally serious about this toy, aren`t they?
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Male 69
"el oh el >.< O_o it looks like a penis!!!!111"

that was totally not worth the 5 mins of seeing the link and looking at the comments

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Male 239
Yes it is strange it does look like a penis
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Female 340
lol, I was so not expecting that. fun for all haha. Somebodies mind was wandering when they created this
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Female 408
You just know Freud gave these to his children...
(and yes, I know he didn`t for all you pedants out there)
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Male 3,014
I was a little disappointed. I was expecting a Dora plastic posable figure with an unfortunately placed plastic nub...
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Male 68
No wonder my niece likes Dora so much.

/Shocked...
//Does this mean she`s a lesbian? )-|

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Female 91
i didnt want to, but ill admit it. i have one. an aquapet i mean :P i realized how it looked ages ago, when as an innocent 10 or 11 year old, i looked for english instructions for it online... hmm
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Female 670
OMG!!!!!
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Male 11,739
Schwing!! Merry Christmas, it`s 2 toys in one!
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Male 1
"Product Description
Aquapets are silly interactive pets that love to play with you. Watch them dance. Hear them chirp. Theyll even play a song. Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin. Ages 5+."

Yeah, right

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Male 967
maybe they should start selling them at Spencer`s! haha crazy poo man
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Female 630
oh dear god.
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Female 1,158
Yeah.... they were talking about this a long time ago. Stupidity.
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Female 811
Oh dear.
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Female 585
I had one actually, awhile back. Mine was a little pink thing that talked and wiggles when you pressed buttons. It has strings attached to it that jerk and pull it when you press the buttons. I never saw it in this perspective though! =P
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Female 46
It frightens me the way that kids are losing their innocence with crap like this....
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Male 15
mummy... what are you doing with dora the explorer?
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Male 2,567
OMG toneman, wtf is with the drating aquapet toys.
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Male 2,567
OHH~ my god!
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Male 527
This is not the only erotic toy Aquapet makes.
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Male 356
NO! That`s um...a blender! Yeah a blender! Nothing wrong with it at all....

.....OH WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! GET THAT THING PULLED OFF THE SHEVLES NOW!

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Male 888
The thing is, the kids won`t know until they visit IAB and ask their parents why its in the funny section.
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Male 165
They also have them for Spongebob, Patrick and other characters as well.
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Male 957
yes very phallic and those "balls" also kinda looked like a nice rack. you know, on a woman. dora the explorer`s future is in porn alrighty!!!!
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Female 16
HA HA HA!!! lolakitty tooooo funny! I`m glad I don`t have a little girl!
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Male 243
Oh my.
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Female 1,972
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a waterfilled buttplug.

(Please for the love of god and all thats holy- let that be a photoshop.)

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Female 71
lmao thats funny "buy it for lessed, buy it used!" and what reranger said! how can no one see it? lmao!! rofl.
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Female 550
I like this review:

"What are they thinking? This is almost as bad as the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick that kids are supposed to put between their legs and ride around on... "

Yeah, like I am going to buy a vibrating toy that my child can put between their legs.

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Male 149
Make it vibrate and i`ll buy it.
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Male 12
Actual User Review:

"Dora is quite the explorer. She brings many hours of fun. Good for both girls and boys."

Well, Well, Well--I`ll take 2! ;-()

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Male 1,354
phallacy
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Female 84
Haha, that`s not right.
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Male 623
Wow... seriously how do the makers not catch that...
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Female 3,696
Bruce Almighty!
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Male 908
Reading some of these reviews on it are priceless
Notice the button at the top right..."Get it for less, buy it USED!"
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Female 104
^i agree with trutexasgirl.
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Female 415
I mean honestly....Its not mine baby!
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Female 415
How do the people who make these things not see it?
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Male 1,461
Um...
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Male 908
....hmmmm
...Now buddy
I have a right mind to ask myself
Why where you looking at Dora the Explorer Toys that are shaped like phallic things...
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Male 51
besides the phallic like object she is in, no, nothing.
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Male 2,513
Nope, nothing wrong.
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Male 10,115
Link: Dora the Explorer Toy [Rate Link] - Do I have a sick mind, or do you notice something wrong with this toy?
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