Dance Monkeys, Dance

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Hey, I"m not a monkey, am I? Warning: adult language.
There are 66 comments:
Male 55
Sounds like Ashton Kutcher
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Female 152
that was amazing.
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Male 724
Male 4,246
Not bad at all. Made me think of the video for that Peter Gabriel song "Shock The Monkey..."

"Watch the monkey get HURT! Monkey!"

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Female 302
rofl, that was AWESOME!
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Female 600
"The monkeys feel alone. All 6 billion of them."
lol. OK even though it is a cartoon version of the other one I still find it funny. Perhaps funnier in a way because the juvenile take on it.
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Female 8
THAT IS AWESOME.
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Male 38
Keep posting monkeys.
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Female 65
dratin non-nice individual.
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Female 65
what he`s saying is all the other religions besides scientology suck. He wonders why he has such a terrible life.
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Female 65
hes a scientologist like tom cruise sayin we made up Jesus?!! We`ll see what he thinks when hes in hell.
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Male 74
So dumb.
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Female 454
That about sums it up
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Male 3,255
""its the truth and if that makes you mad its ok your a normal human animal."
who made you the alpha male?
if we believe were better than animals, thats fine... we have every right to think so. you , on the other hand, have no reason to call us animals but act so superior when we disagree.

it all depends on your definition of animal, anyway. we may be animals by your definition, but not by others." - someone from the midwest

The other day Captain Kirk tried to turn me into a vampire, but Gandolf came and kicked his ass saving me.

... Hey your right! Pretending is fun!!

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Female 168
How I view it is this: People are technically evolved from animals, but there are a lot of physical and mental things that separate them from animals and alienate them from animals. I don`t think this makes humans superior to animals, just different. This movie made some good points, but it also hit some stupid ones, too. One way to look at it is to refer to the words of good ol` Mark Twain. He believed that because people know what right and wrong is, that makes them wiser than animals, but because they sin, and commit evil, they are the only sinning beings in existence. We are the only beings that can hate and sin, and that can commit evil acts. All other animals are innocent.
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Male 1,420
"its the truth and if that makes you mad its ok your a normal human animal."
who made you the alpha male?
if we believe were better than animals, thats fine... we have every right to think so. you , on the other hand, have no reason to call us animals but act so superior when we disagree.

it all depends on your definition of animal, anyway. we may be animals by your definition, but not by others.

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Male 733
lol nice one
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Female 91
um, its either just me that didn`t know in the beginning, or does anyone realize that was dane cook?
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Male 3,255
And BTW, to all the people that were bitching because he used the word monkey instead of ape or primate.... wow... just... dratin wow...

Quick, get a clue before you hurt yourself.

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Male 3,255
These comments make for a pretty decent IQ test. This video is about many of the flaws of mankind, and when confronted with their own flaws, the ignorant strike back, while the intelligent take pause and laugh about how true a silly little web video can be. Read through these comments, its pretty easy to tell the ass-backward ignorant tools from the thinkers. :P
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Female 157
Silly Monkeys^^
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Male 1,496
hit the whole religion topic spot on.
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Male 204
WTF this barely has anything to do with dancing monkeys! *hands Title MOST MISGUIDING TITLE @006 AWARD*
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Male 1,354
It`s kinda dumb.
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Female 694
You make a fine point, Jebler. This video was pretty funny and entertaining! I liked it.
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Male 46
I think it`s awesome and so true. You just don`t like it because you are offended by it, we all are.
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Female 601
Meh, I didn`t like it. Some things were funny but I didn`t agree with it. Oh well.
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Male 2,567
o.O
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Male 1,142
i was asked to leave a church for explaning to a guy that humans are animals who go far out of ther way to prove that they arnt animals with things like shaving body hair. a 34 year old man told the elders on me like a 5 year old in kendergarden and they asked me to leave. but i dont like topic being made light of. its the truth and if that makes you mad its ok your a normal human animal.
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Male 632
I was expecting to see Michael Jackson in there.
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Female 2,084
cool*
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Female 2,084
hahaha cook. now i know what they replace drating for. awesome.
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Female 2,084
haha in one of the pictures you read in the top right corner "i still can`t believe i drew that drating one" hahaha
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Male 70
This is way worse then the video.
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Female 296
Isn`t this a repost?
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Female 54
This one sucked.
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Male 395
ha yeah, you`d of thought they would have asked...
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Female 340
alright I don`t appreciate them using my picture. that was really annoying. So not funny.
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Male 1,461
Rant monkey rant.
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Male 141
why do ppl have to make bad versions of good things
why....
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Male 576
who flung poo?
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Male 220
more dane cooknes
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Male 2,372
Didn`t we just hear that stupid rant a couple of weeks ago.

Wow. With all the stuff being posted on the Internet every day, you`d think that IAB could do a better job of not recycling the same old tripe...

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Female 850
ook-ook-ook! old
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Male 223
Nice, so now i dont have to be ashamed about my monkey fetish.
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Male 24
Repost.
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Male 165
"that was dumb..."
... sounmds like somthing a monkey would say ... :p
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Male 106
that was dumb...
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Male 1,385
different
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Male 246
That was *ahem* "intruiging"
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Male 165
^ lol
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Male 38
Post monkeys... post.
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Male 165
but its not that simple, for the monkeys. i like it
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Male 1,386
^^^^^^^ yeah, that one is better
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Female 578
there was a better rendition of this posted a little while ago: [url=http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19636]Video[/url]
in my opinion anyway
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Male 111
....Wasn`t a BETTER version of this on here a while ago, without the crappy animation that looks like it was made by a 12 year old? And with less crappy audio?
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Male 536
that really sucked. really really sucked... real monkeys could do so much better
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Female 119
Hehe monkeys, when will they ever learn?
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Female 314
DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE!
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Male 108
we are all monkeys
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Male 511
lol,

D: i can never get 1st post

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Male 39
Same stuff being posted over and over again. Dance monkeys dance!
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Female 552
lol some good points... uhm... pointed out there though
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Female 1,784
*cough*
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Female 21
What the?
Random
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Male 10,115
Link: Dance Monkeys, Dance [Rate Link] - Hey, I`m not a monkey, am I? Warning: adult language.
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