Celebs Talk About Sex

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Check out the Barbara Bush quote.
There are 33 comments:
Female 125
I have to admit, I did find Barbara Bush`s quote rather amusing :-D
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Female 797
Wowzers
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Male 4,246
Hey, Maxeem...what`s your problem??
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Male 4,246
Attention Steve Jobs: DO NOT admit that your wife reads while you have sex with her. I mean, really. Lie to us, if you have to. Just don`t admit that.
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Male 10
please don`t you do that, you damn celebs!.......one of my childhood dreams is now completely ruined `cos of this! i loved them all before....but now? all i can do is to feel sorry 4 them
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Male 4
Boring!
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Female 604
`"Instead of getting married again, I`m going to find a woman I don`t like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart `


that`s not Rod Stewart, that`s Kurt Vonnegut

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Male 1,360
Ok, instead of being a total FAG and quoting another`s sexual anecdote followed by an "LOL" or HAHAHA, I"m going to say all of these are GREAT and add a quote of my own! (all the rest of you can check the dictionary for the definition of originality...)
"MILK MY MAJESTIC MAN UDDER!!!
IT LACTATES JUST FOR YOU!"
and OBEY the DARK LORD!
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Male 1,521
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams.
Hahahahahahaha, That`s so True!
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Male 943
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."

lmao

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Female 411
Ok, that was so not enlightening.
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Female 1,007
Rodney Dangerfield stole my theory...
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Female 1,426
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
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Male 1,014
LMAO! I never thought I`d say this, but Rod Stewart is a funny mofo.
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Female 198
i liked teh ones by robin williams ^^
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Male 724
^^

When buddy starts downloading pron its sex week.

When buddy`s gf finds the pron its bad pic week.

When buddy`s gf leaves him again, its kitten week.

When buddy tries to re-impress his gf its Armour game week...

When its Armour game week, buddy often gets tempted to click on the pron links... and the cylce restarts.

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Female 92
great, now i`m gonna have that song stuck in my head
"let`s talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me..."
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Female 408
Hehe. There seem to be a lot more sex related posts recently, anyone else noticed this?
Still funny though.
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Male 724
The ones I think are the highlights...

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn`t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

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Female 1,158
Lol, love the last one.
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Female 205
Some of those seem miscredited.
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Male 1,406
Lol, some of those are good ones. My favorite is the top one with Tom Clancy.
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Male 459
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."
--Robin William
anyone agree?
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Male 506
Isn`t this site supposed to be PG 13?
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Male 3,014
^
Agreed. Robin Williams is the greatest comedian alive.

But even he couldn`t save "Man of the Year".

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Male 74
That one was good:
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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Female 211
I wonder if Jack Nicholson said that before or after he found out his sister was actually his mother.
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Male 1,217
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

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Female 1,972
Barbra Bush has a wee bit of a dirty mind.
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Male 2,216
A good amount of those werent about sex at all.
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Female 3,696
I`ve heard most of those before..but it never fails to get a giggle out of me :D
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Male 1,142
lol "Instead of getting married again, I`m going to find a woman I don`t like and just give her a house."
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Male 10,115
Link: Celebs Talk About Sex [Rate Link] - Check out the Barbara Bush quote.
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