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Date: 11/07/06 02:13 AM

33 Responses to Celebs Talk About Sex

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 11:29 pm
    Link: Celebs Talk About Sex - Check out the Barbara Bush quote.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 2:38 am
    lol "Instead of getting married again, I`m going to find a woman I don`t like and just give her a house."
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 2:46 am
    I`ve heard most of those before..but it never fails to get a giggle out of me :D
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 3:04 am
    A good amount of those werent about sex at all.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 4:12 am
    Barbra Bush has a wee bit of a dirty mind.
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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 5:23 am
    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    --Jack Nicholson

    hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

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    rawr_noozle Female 18-29
    211 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 5:44 am
    I wonder if Jack Nicholson said that before or after he found out his sister was actually his mother.
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    Dominic119 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 5:58 am
    That one was good:
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 9:31 am
    ^
    Agreed. Robin Williams is the greatest comedian alive.

    But even he couldn`t save "Man of the Year".

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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 9:36 am
    Isn`t this site supposed to be PG 13?
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    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 9:52 am
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."
    --Robin William
    anyone agree?
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 11:48 am
    Lol, some of those are good ones. My favorite is the top one with Tom Clancy.
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    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    Some of those seem miscredited.
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    Lol, love the last one.
  15. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    The ones I think are the highlights...

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."
    --Robin Williams

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn`t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    --Jack Nicholson

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
    --Lynn Lavner

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    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    Hehe. There seem to be a lot more sex related posts recently, anyone else noticed this?
    Still funny though.
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    heyzeus9 Female 13-17
    92 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    great, now i`m gonna have that song stuck in my head
    "let`s talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me..."
  18. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 5:09 pm
    ^^

    When buddy starts downloading pron its sex week.

    When buddy`s gf finds the pron its bad pic week.

    When buddy`s gf leaves him again, its kitten week.

    When buddy tries to re-impress his gf its Armour game week...

    When its Armour game week, buddy often gets tempted to click on the pron links... and the cylce restarts.

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    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    i liked teh ones by robin williams ^^
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 6:54 pm
    LMAO! I never thought I`d say this, but Rod Stewart is a funny mofo.
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    --Sharon Stone
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    --Robin Williams
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    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    Rodney Dangerfield stole my theory...
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    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    Ok, that was so not enlightening.
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    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."

    lmao

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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams.
    Hahahahahahaha, That`s so True!
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    Ok, instead of being a total FAG and quoting another`s sexual anecdote followed by an "LOL" or HAHAHA, I"m going to say all of these are GREAT and add a quote of my own! (all the rest of you can check the dictionary for the definition of originality...)
    "MILK MY MAJESTIC MAN UDDER!!!
    IT LACTATES JUST FOR YOU!"
    and OBEY the DARK LORD!
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    notkaliesmas Female 70 & Over
    604 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 9:53 pm
    `"Instead of getting married again, I`m going to find a woman I don`t like and just give her a house."
    --Rod Stewart `


    that`s not Rod Stewart, that`s Kurt Vonnegut

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    thegregbomb7 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 10:28 pm
    Boring!
  29. Profile photo of Maxeem
    Maxeem Male 30-39
    10 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 10:53 pm
    please don`t you do that, you damn celebs!.......one of my childhood dreams is now completely ruined `cos of this! i loved them all before....but now? all i can do is to feel sorry 4 them
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:04 am
    Attention Steve Jobs: DO NOT admit that your wife reads while you have sex with her. I mean, really. Lie to us, if you have to. Just don`t admit that.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 1:05 am
    Hey, Maxeem...what`s your problem??
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 8, 2006 at 6:39 pm
    Wowzers
  33. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    November 10, 2006 at 3:47 am
    I have to admit, I did find Barbara Bush`s quote rather amusing :-D

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