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that`s not Rod Stewart, that`s Kurt Vonnegut
When buddy starts downloading pron its sex week.
When buddy`s gf finds the pron its bad pic week.
When buddy`s gf leaves him again, its kitten week.
When buddy tries to re-impress his gf its Armour game week...
When its Armour game week, buddy often gets tempted to click on the pron links... and the cylce restarts.
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s genitals through his wallet."--Robin Williams
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn`t think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."--Jack Nicholson
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."--Lynn Lavner
But even he couldn`t save "Man of the Year".