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Date: 11/02/06 02:30 AM

54 Responses to Bush uses The Google

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 11:38 pm
    Link: Bush uses The Google - He`s more computer savvy than I thought.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 2:56 am
    I normally dont like this guy but he just came across as normal here, likes to look at his place on Google Earth etc just like everyone else.
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:59 am
    this is what he uses to figure out where the countrys he wants to invade are.
    he cant shred e-mails so he doesint use them

    if I saw him walking down the street I`d slit his throat with my own finger nails

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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:08 am
    ^ move to iraq then.
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    DragonSageX Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:15 am
    Is it just me, or is the video all squished..?
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2006 at 3:16 am
    ^^ha ha iAMzach UR2 ghey.
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:29 am
    He actually sounded pretty decent. Wish he`d be like this all the time.
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    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:41 am
    This is news?
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    stiches221 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:14 am
    "one of the things I`ve used on the google is to pull up maps...I forgot the name of the program"

    Uh, How about....Google Maps?

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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:31 am
    Indeed, the google has its usefulness.
  11. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:46 am
    What BigBonny said....and Bush is right too about not sending any mails.......

    weird.....must be the first time I agree with Bush...what`s the world coming to...?

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    maples Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2006 at 5:27 am
    squished video.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 5:31 am
    whats the name of this journalist? she is hot.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 5:40 am
    I`m actually surprised; he sounded like any other over-middle-age guy, talking about computers. "The Google, the e-mail..." Man, that`s funny.
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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 5:59 am
    Mani-Jac ... i know how you feel...

    I think, and you really not gonna hear me say it often, Bush kinda sound almost sympathic and nice... yeah.. like you say... almost like a normal guy and not a freak ...

    Politicians can stop to amaze me ... they lie so well... He almost convinced me... then I remember... and think he is a douche again...

    I wonder why not more politician are women :P we can lie pretty well O.O; (just kidding =P)

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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:23 am
    Ah use Google.. to look at mah ranch. F&*K his ranch and F*(K him! He is a horses a$$!
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    Marsilvanian Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:54 am
    Google...funny....google
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2006 at 7:24 am
    "this is what he uses to figure out where the countrys he wants to invade are.
    he cant shred e-mails so he doesint use them

    if I saw him walking down the street I`d slit his throat with my own finger nails"
    this is the American who knows nothiing about his country. stay away from this person.
    "^^ha ha iAMzach UR2 ghey."
    whether or not that is true, im sure he knows how to spell, so you lose by default.

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 7:26 am
    "Ah use Google.. to look at mah ranch. F&*K his ranch and F*(K him! He is a horses a$$!"
    oh, this is another exanple. he obviously doesnt care what bush does, he just assumes its stupid and is of no use to the human population.
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:06 am
    i can`t belive how dumb your president is... how the drat can someone be that stupid and run a country..
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    melisswoog Female 18-29
    60 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:10 am
    The media implies he is stupid, but he is actually just a poor public speaker. We do not see everything he does, and to the person who said he uses it to see what countries to invade, places like north korea and iraq are not viewable at goot resolutions on Google Earth, and to the person who made a threat about the president, that could be considered (under the Constitution) a threat with intention to carry out (I`m in Constitutional Law this year), and they can nab you for that like they did the girl in Sacramento, so I`d change that..
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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:10 am
    On 11/2/2006 8:06:15 AM speedsta wrote: i can`t belive how dumb your president is... how the drat can someone be that stupid and run a country..
    It`s not just one guy, you know. There`s a whole Washington DC of people helping him. Not that they`re exactly doing such a wonderful job. But, at least it`s not just Bushie running amok over there....or IS it?

    The Bush uses The Google on The Intranets.

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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:40 am
    I`ve found that people that gripe about the President or government in general never do anything to change or help the situation. They just gripe. So from now on if you want to bitch about something, you better have a plan to make it better, if you dont keep your mouth shut and your fingers off the keyboard.
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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:51 am
    Well, Brian Harvey, I vote. Voting is MY "plan to make it better". The people I vote for don`t always win, but I`m doing what I can at the moment to change things.

    /photos/f_photo/b29948323053094f_photo.jpg

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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:58 am
    Cool they posted this right on the internets!
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    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2006 at 10:35 am
    Shouldn`t it be `Bush uses Google`? Without the `the`, because it doesn`t make sense
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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 10:36 am
    Thursday, November 02, 2006 3:41:10 AM
    This is news?

    I know....seriously?
    Anyway, perhaps he should try Googling his name. Sure that would bring a smile to his face :)

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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 10:49 am
    i <3 iamZack

    *sigh*

    good guy.

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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 10:59 am
    haha how nice
    p.s. how hard is it to remember GOOGLE EARTH!
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 11:06 am
    well that was not entirely ENTERTAINING
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 11:40 am
    `The google`? Shouldn`t it just be google. I mean i don`t really care about Bush- i don`t have much of an opinion because i don`t know that much about him and Iraq so i don`t want to judge wrongly. But `the google` sounds stupid.
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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    dudeman1st. u certainly are brainless...to bad ur not keyboardless...oh and flingspoo...i <3 u too. to bad u made it impossible to add u on myspace.
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    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    how interesting, bush using google
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    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    I wonder if Bush has a Myspace.com ... and secret service just keeps it restricted from everyone else except certain secret administrative people...

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    Wouldn`t he have access to higher quality satellite imagery of his ranch than what you can see on The Google?
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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:25 pm
    On 11/2/2006 1:28:57 PM buddy wrote: Wouldn`t he have access to higher quality satellite imagery of his ranch than what you can see on The Google?Probably. But the chance of him figuring out the new-fangled contraption is nil.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 2:53 pm
    *yeah, I like to use maps... cos sometimes... I`m like bombing places... and I like to know where they are*...
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    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:30 pm
    That`s nothing big. Many people his age are computer-retarded. Just because he`s Bush doesn`t make that different. My mom calls the internet "the line". I forget how my dad addresses things on the computer, but it`s way out there.

    I don`t judge Bush by how he says things, I judge him by what he says. You should try it sometime.

    So the big question is: So? He answered what the lady asked. It`s interesting that the President uses Google...I guess...whatever.

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    MVH1015 Male 13-17
    301 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    he should type in failure in google...
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    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    @ bennyd&lupine
    have you even watched the video? of course it is just google, but bush says he uses `the google`
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    super890 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    Cute
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    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 5:49 pm
    dangit i dont want to look at the bush ranch. hes BSing due to "national security" its probably not even visible to the normal person anymore. google earth stinks i like google moon alot better!
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    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:05 pm
    bush is retarded when it comes to computers from the sounds of it. i wonder if he even knows how to use email. he could b like my french teacher "i dont understand how to minimize the screen! i hate computers there too confusing!"
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    I BET HE`S A H4XX0R
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    The leader of a contry should know how to use the internet.
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    slurba Male 13-17
    132 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    At least he didn`t call it "a google"

    "one time I used a google to look at the pretty pictures of the world."

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    firedragongt Male 18-29
    69 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    "Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:25:55 PM
    On 11/2/2006 1:28:57 PM buddy wrote: Wouldn`t he have access to higher quality satellite imagery of his ranch than what you can see on The Google?"

    there are legal uses for government equipment and then there are the illegal uses. using spy satellites to look at his house would fall under the second one.

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    wolf08 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 9:51 pm
    I say THE GOOGLE!

    especially as in "Use the Google Maps!"

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    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    the google it is!
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    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 1:41 am
    I expect when I reach his age I`ll be retarded when it comes to tech a s well.
    It;s just he stated that the reason he doesint use e-mail is that it cant be destroyed...like paper. he obviously is very afraid of being incriminated
    crock
    hang him at the gallows
    better yet I bet some of my friends in the military will be happy to get there hands on his pasty ball-less ass
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    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 5:53 am
    sertrbl - wtf are you talking about?
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    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    he gets dumber by the year.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 4:03 pm
    And who cares?
    Haha, imagine he got a chain email like "a little girl will kill you with a butter knife at the edge of your bed" and then he makes it world-wide knews and says "BAN EMAIL! SAVE THE CHILDREN! SAVE THE CHIIIILDREEEEN!"
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    INFZ Female 13-17
    68 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    aww ain`t he smart

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