Animals are Better Than You

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago Funny
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I feel so inferior now.
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Male 1,496
Last my ass!
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Male 988
Last. Godly skill.
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Male 2
Sorry about posting twice. 1000 characters wasn`t big enough.

"So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points"

A lot of mid points don`t cut it in the extreme habitats in the world. Who needs running in the middle of the ocean? Having gills is much more important. What good would running do in a jungle full of trees?

Animals are adapted to their habitats, whereas we appear to be in the middle ground.

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Male 2
"If those animals are beter than us why are we on top of the food chain? "

How does being on top of the food chain make us better? It makes us vulnerable to any change in the food chain below us.

"Animals are useless because they`re stupid. We are better because we`re smart, except for a lot of other people, like hippies (PETA). Our brains make us better than all other animals, can animals destroy the world? Can animals alter their DNA so that someday you can travel at the speed of light? No. Seals taste nasty, we have better taste than polar bears."

Do animals need brains to survive? No. Our brains compensate for what we lack in physical abilities. Polar bears don`t have good taste so they can eat seals and survive where only seals exist.

We depend on animals. They would be fine without us. Thus how are we better than them? Without them, this lovely little planet wouldn`t be so abundant with life. No life would exist at all. We all depend on them.

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Female 11
If the playing field was fair and we didn`t have any guns... we`ll be nothing but cat n` dog n` bear n` croc n` shark n` vulture food. Ya see, that`s why we have "highly developed brains" (though I think that`s a big lie and we just say that to feel superior and justify our killing, polluting, etc of the planet), to compensate for our physical flaws (which are very numerous).
That said, I actually found it pretty funny XD
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Male 1,217
But it was pretty funny.

I`m bored again.

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Male 1,217
... Has anyone who said "we suck if were against animals 1 v 1 realize that that is how the human race started? If our brains werent sophisticated to beat the crap out of all living beings, then we wouldnt rule teh whole freakin world rite now.
We started with no weapons and pwned those bastard - son - of - a - pig - and - an - elephant - b!tches with our sexy overpopulation skillz muahahahaha.
And a truck would run over that [email protected] cheetah.

Hell I can eat a seal, but I prefer not to eat one thank you, Mr. Polar Bear, you FATTY.

And that truck is a TRUCK.

Anyways, croc hunters own crocs with their bare hands. And string.

F.Y.I., I have a GF Mr. Penguin...

Mr. Turtle, meet your new enemy. Shotguns.

And what else was there... nope covered it all.
Oh yeah and Mr. Tapir, its the barnicle. you got beat by a friggin BARNICLE. Wow.

Well anyways,
MUAHAHAHAHA.
HUMAN RACE PWNS ALL BIATCH.
Just makin it clear.
I torched all ya`ll animal`s arses.

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Female 1,407
Oh I feel so unworthy now! Not. LOL
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Female 36
Lol Its basicaslly saying thayve adapted better than Us and that without our weapons ferraris and technology, Thay are better than us, But we have all that Crap and we can nuke the ba$tards.
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Female 243
Didn`t find this funny at all... Boring, stupid fake laughing...
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Male 24
ha
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Male 2
I think people are missing the point that it`s simply meant as a joke. ._. It looks like Monty Python material, if I`m not mistaken...

At any rate, it`s funny.

Humans are simply on top because they have more developed brains, supposedly. People, go out and actually -use- them plz. :(

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Female 157
haha, I liked that! it was funny ^^
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Male 4,246
Well!! I have never once been shat on by a salt-water crocodile! >-( How very RUDE!!
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Male 223
Hmm...Yes ..the penguin is happierthan me. But I doubt that the tapir`s WingDangDoodle is bigger -_- than mine anyways. The cheetah...Human + car = Pwn cheetah...

Croc....Human + Hazmat suit = Pwn Croc

poler bear +....Polar bear = pwn humans...no questions asked

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Female 943
oh please.
there are so many other ways WE are better than THEM.
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Male 1,496
Tortises ARE better then my whole family.
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Female 198
the cheetah is better than you. and so is the tortise. and the polar bear. and the....

well somebody is GRUUUM-PY :P

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Male 3,631
^^ Recycle elves? I thought we were suppossed to eat them! You mean, recycle them into compost? Is that what you`re getting at? Only way to rid our habitats of `em, goddamned buggers live for thousands of years afterall...
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Male 3,631
I think god made a big mistake when he gave us dominion over the other animals; he should have put the Tapir in charge. Then again, we have the largest penis-to-body ratio of any PRIMATE, so I suppose cross-order phallic comparisons are not so poignant.
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Male 3,619
Pff, Recycle elfs beats em all,
we are the superior race, and every one knows its. (atlest the one wich knows of recycle elfs!)
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Male 197
laughter tracks can suck my balls
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Female 139
oh also, animals are so better than people! Is there any other species on earth that is helping speed up the destruction of earth? Do animals use up resources and polute the planet? do they kill eachother just for the fun of it? nope. You can argue that we are more intelligent as individuals, but as a species we are dumb!
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Female 139
I dont think Tapiers are ugly. I think they`re kinda cute, especially the baby ones :)
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Female 61
i was waiting for at the end to have a fat man in his boxers drinking beer watching tv.
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Male 943
"So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points"

Shut up, it`s a joke idiot.

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Male 943
haha, "This is the tapier, the tapier looks like the bastard child of a pig and an elephant" hah
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Female 986
lol doodle
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Male 732
Hehehe! "This is a polar bear. The polar bear eats seals. Can you eat a seal?"
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Male 34
OW!!My feelings!My pride!My SPLEEN!!!
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Female 3,574
hhaha XD
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Male 908
Isn`t our brains our weapon?
...I mean I am sure we could make a real nice trap snare to kill the cheetah or something...but picking up a blunt object and smashing it over the head just sounds so much easier :P
Smart creatures need a break to..
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Female 33
fodarexiii FTW!

I mean...seriously. Humans are puny without weapons. If you`re a real "man", try taking on a full-grown cheetah with your bare hands. :D

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Female 228
haha!! i luvd dat. :-D
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Male 663
While I like death metal... HIPPIES FTW!!!

But hey, we are the dominant race so... yeah.

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Female 2,084
hahaha. loved it. that was hilarious.
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Female 1,065
wow we suck.. excuse me while I pick up the fragments of my self esteem from the ground..
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Male 986
Animals arent better than us.... we might be slower than the cheetah, less happy (?) than the penguin, ???? (sry f*cking laughing ppls in the background made me unable to understand anything), ????, ????, etc..But if we compare the other stuff, ex: the happiness with the penguin, lets compare other stuff:
Skill---winner
Intellingence/technology---human
Hygiene---human (im not sure though lol)
Danger of get killed---uhhh... (well with other animals, its the animal)

So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points

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Female 850
Dear LochNess and Boxtop: thank you for those creative and highly amusing insults.
just kidding! oh i kill me.
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Male 528
lol where was this from???
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Female 673
LazyMe, not all lower life forms. Other meat-eaters are unhealthy to eat as well as not very nice.
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Female 152
Heh, pretty funny if you have a sense of humor.

Oh, and by the way, I <3 hippies. I am a hippie. And I enjoy it.

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Male 623
can you eat a seal
lol
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Male 651
"You`re just saying that to try and disguise the fact that you have an incredibly small penis which is smaller than the penis of an amoeba. So. Shut up."

I think he`s trying to hide the fact that he has no penis at all.

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Male 447
lol hahahahah so funny!
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Female 815
"My penis is bigger than the tapir.
Not just the tapir`s penis, I mean the WHOLE tapir."

You`re just saying that to try and disguise the fact that you have an incredibly small penis which is smaller than the penis of an amoeba. So. Shut up.

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Male 79
lol
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Female 92
aaand i`m listening to "human after all" ...also ironic?
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Male 10,440
this may seem barbaric, but lower forms of life are meant to be eaten. Poor Bill only scored 650 on his SAT.
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Male 623
Hahaha wow... the funniest part were the comments.

1. I like how everyone`s first reaction to something being better then them is "we can kill it" and more than likely "eat it afterwards."

2. The fact is, 90% of people couldn`t hurt let alone kill any of the animals featured without some sort of weapon (This video is referring to you alone... not you with a gun or a car...)

and
3. You must be feel pretty inferior if you have to defend yourself against these animals

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Male 1,386
lololololololol!!!!!!! but really, we eat, hunt, or poatch (sp?) all these animals. heck, we make alot of species go extinct. we are better.
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Male 332
Okay, I`ll say it... Chuck Norris.
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Male 55
this wasn`t funny at all, and I`d much rather be a human then an animal any day
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Male 227
this is the bird, it does what your kind has been trying to do sense the dawn of time.
it is better than you
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Male 2,290
Our penis to body ratio is actually the largest in the animal kingdom. :S
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Male 1,003
Animals are useless because they`re stupid. We are better because we`re smart, except for a lot of other people, like hippies (PETA). Our brains make us better than all other animals, can animals destroy the world? Can animals alter their DNA so that someday you can travel at the speed of light? No. Seals taste nasty, we have better taste than polar bears.
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Female 797
lol
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Male 724
Lmao...

"This is a polar bear, its diet consists mainly of seals... Can you eat a seal?"

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Male 632
It may be better than us but we sure know how to use guns so DIE ANIMALS!!
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Female 180
Would`ve been funnier without the stupid audience laughter. All videos submitted with audience laughter will get a 1!
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Female 1,984
That was slightly amusing.
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Male 38
Lol "its not against any religion to want to dispose of a pidgeon" that songs funny.
That guy talkind in the movie is funny.
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Male 141
When they said that the penguin and tortoise were better than me I was tempted to go to the nearest zoo and beat the crap out of it. do they have tapirs in zoos?
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Male 280
lol.

PS: penguins ARENT better than me!

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Male 1,265
My penis is bigger than the tapir.

Not just the tapir`s penis, I mean the WHOLE tapir.

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Male 1,092
lol
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Female 455
I`m kind of glad the tapir has a bigger penis than me....
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Male 213
windows media player...
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Male 349
Am i the only one who when they showed the penguin was like.......i want one....
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Male 2,057
eww the dead seal, thats horrible
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Female 1,398
hahaa... that`s funny.
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Female 600
hee hee. Love this.
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Male 1,217
LOL FUNNY JOK

no barnicle has the largest penis...
but then again the tapirs is still huge. i suppose they say its bigger than a fruit bats, and thats a quarter legnth of its entire body!!! is your penis that long? fruits bats are better than you.

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Female 25
brilliant :D i loved it
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Male 316
Hey, that`s not nice to call our penile to body size ratio very small! I have reason to believe it has a very strong, positive correlation! Why doesn`t anybody believe me!!!
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Female 3,001
haha i loved that!!
very funny =)
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Female 199
If I get hungry, that tortise isn`t going to live to 250. Heck, it`ll be lucky to live another 10 minutes.
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Female 501
^ i love ronnie johns too!
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Female 78
Haha, I like Ronnie Johns.
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Female 1,972
Many of the so-called `superior` animals featured go well with a lovely Australian Chiraz & A-1 steak sauce.
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Female 606
it`s okay, everyone is better than me anyway. lawl
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Male 195
ironically listening to "Poisoning Pigeons in the park" as the video played :)
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Female 2,144
This Wasn`t Funny.
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Female 1,382
Aw, look at the lil polar bears strawberry coloured mouth!
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Male 888
As a matter of fact, I can eat seals.
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Male 651
Because we have weapons, and WEAPONS PWN ALL!
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Male 34
If those animals are beter than us why are we on top of the food chain?
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Male 651
PETA`ll be all over this one.
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Male 356
"This is a cheetah. The cheetah can run up to 76kmph. The cheetah is better than you."
Well...hmm.

"This is a human. It owns a ferrari. The ferrari can go up to 180 mph (or higher?)."

I`d beg to differ....

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Male 191
what
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Male 610
last one is called a tapir
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Male 239
It is better that your whole family... :-(
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Male 224
whats that last animal called?
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Male 10,115
Link: Animals are Better Than You [Rate Link] - I feel so inferior now.
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