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Date: 11/13/06 02:15 AM

95 Responses to Animals are Better Than You

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Link: Animals are Better Than You - I feel so inferior now.
  2. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:21 am
    heheheh
  3. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:21 am
    whats that last animal called?
  4. Profile photo of EmanEn05
    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
    239 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:34 am
    It is better that your whole family... :-(
  5. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:41 am
    last one is called a tapir
  6. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:53 am
    what
  7. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:55 am
    "This is a cheetah. The cheetah can run up to 76kmph. The cheetah is better than you."
    Well...hmm.

    "This is a human. It owns a ferrari. The ferrari can go up to 180 mph (or higher?)."

    I`d beg to differ....

  8. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:56 am
    PETA`ll be all over this one.
  9. Profile photo of Neesnu
    Neesnu Male 30-39
    34 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:56 am
    If those animals are beter than us why are we on top of the food chain?
  10. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 2:58 am
    Because we have weapons, and WEAPONS PWN ALL!
  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    November 13, 2006 at 3:09 am
    As a matter of fact, I can eat seals.
  12. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Aw, look at the lil polar bears strawberry coloured mouth!
  13. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:24 am
    This Wasn`t Funny.
  14. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:27 am
    ironically listening to "Poisoning Pigeons in the park" as the video played :)
  15. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:37 am
    it`s okay, everyone is better than me anyway. lawl
  16. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:42 am
    Many of the so-called `superior` animals featured go well with a lovely Australian Chiraz & A-1 steak sauce.
  17. Profile photo of Hantalia
    Hantalia Female 13-17
    78 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:53 am
    Haha, I like Ronnie Johns.
  18. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:57 am
    ^ i love ronnie johns too!
  19. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:38 am
    If I get hungry, that tortise isn`t going to live to 250. Heck, it`ll be lucky to live another 10 minutes.
  20. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:47 am
    haha i loved that!!
    very funny =)
  21. Profile photo of Marram
    Marram Male 18-29
    316 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 6:00 am
    Hey, that`s not nice to call our penile to body size ratio very small! I have reason to believe it has a very strong, positive correlation! Why doesn`t anybody believe me!!!
  22. Profile photo of Spud06
    Spud06 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 6:01 am
    brilliant :D i loved it
  23. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2006 at 8:56 am
    LOL FUNNY JOK

    no barnicle has the largest penis...
    but then again the tapirs is still huge. i suppose they say its bigger than a fruit bats, and thats a quarter legnth of its entire body!!! is your penis that long? fruits bats are better than you.

  24. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 9:02 am
    hee hee. Love this.
  25. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 10:30 am
    hahaa... that`s funny.
  26. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 10:59 am
    eww the dead seal, thats horrible
  27. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 11:16 am
    Am i the only one who when they showed the penguin was like.......i want one....
  28. Profile photo of SKASKASKASKA
    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
    213 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 11:20 am
    windows media player...
  29. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 11:23 am
    I`m kind of glad the tapir has a bigger penis than me....
  30. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    November 13, 2006 at 11:25 am
    lol
  31. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2006 at 11:59 am
    My penis is bigger than the tapir.

    Not just the tapir`s penis, I mean the WHOLE tapir.

  32. Profile photo of kirby_rules
    kirby_rules Male 13-17
    280 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    lol.

    PS: penguins ARENT better than me!

  33. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:22 pm
    When they said that the penguin and tortoise were better than me I was tempted to go to the nearest zoo and beat the crap out of it. do they have tapirs in zoos?
  34. Profile photo of C0mpakt0r
    C0mpakt0r Male 13-17
    38 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Lol "its not against any religion to want to dispose of a pidgeon" that songs funny.
    That guy talkind in the movie is funny.
  35. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    That was slightly amusing.
  36. Profile photo of PrincessX
    PrincessX Female 13-17
    180 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    Would`ve been funnier without the stupid audience laughter. All videos submitted with audience laughter will get a 1!
  37. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 1:10 pm
    It may be better than us but we sure know how to use guns so DIE ANIMALS!!
  38. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    Lmao...

    "This is a polar bear, its diet consists mainly of seals... Can you eat a seal?"

  39. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    lol
  40. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2006 at 3:52 pm
    Animals are useless because they`re stupid. We are better because we`re smart, except for a lot of other people, like hippies (PETA). Our brains make us better than all other animals, can animals destroy the world? Can animals alter their DNA so that someday you can travel at the speed of light? No. Seals taste nasty, we have better taste than polar bears.
  41. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2283 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    Our penis to body ratio is actually the largest in the animal kingdom. :S
  42. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:06 pm
    this is the bird, it does what your kind has been trying to do sense the dawn of time.
    it is better than you
  43. Profile photo of TonyPerkins
    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:13 pm
    this wasn`t funny at all, and I`d much rather be a human then an animal any day
  44. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    Okay, I`ll say it... Chuck Norris.
  45. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:24 pm
    lololololololol!!!!!!! but really, we eat, hunt, or poatch (sp?) all these animals. heck, we make alot of species go extinct. we are better.
  46. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    Hahaha wow... the funniest part were the comments.

    1. I like how everyone`s first reaction to something being better then them is "we can kill it" and more than likely "eat it afterwards."

    2. The fact is, 90% of people couldn`t hurt let alone kill any of the animals featured without some sort of weapon (This video is referring to you alone... not you with a gun or a car...)

    and
    3. You must be feel pretty inferior if you have to defend yourself against these animals

  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    this may seem barbaric, but lower forms of life are meant to be eaten. Poor Bill only scored 650 on his SAT.
  48. Profile photo of heyzeus9
    heyzeus9 Female 13-17
    92 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:54 pm
    aaand i`m listening to "human after all" ...also ironic?
  49. Profile photo of tnt1126
    tnt1126 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:55 pm
    lol
  50. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    "My penis is bigger than the tapir.
    Not just the tapir`s penis, I mean the WHOLE tapir."

    You`re just saying that to try and disguise the fact that you have an incredibly small penis which is smaller than the penis of an amoeba. So. Shut up.

  51. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 6:04 pm
    lol hahahahah so funny!
  52. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    "You`re just saying that to try and disguise the fact that you have an incredibly small penis which is smaller than the penis of an amoeba. So. Shut up."

    I think he`s trying to hide the fact that he has no penis at all.

  53. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 6:58 pm
    can you eat a seal
    lol
  54. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 7:01 pm
    Heh, pretty funny if you have a sense of humor.

    Oh, and by the way, I <3 hippies. I am a hippie. And I enjoy it.

  55. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 7:42 pm
    LazyMe, not all lower life forms. Other meat-eaters are unhealthy to eat as well as not very nice.
  56. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    lol where was this from???
  57. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:03 pm
    Dear LochNess and Boxtop: thank you for those creative and highly amusing insults.
    just kidding! oh i kill me.
  58. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:25 pm
    Animals arent better than us.... we might be slower than the cheetah, less happy (?) than the penguin, ???? (sry f*cking laughing ppls in the background made me unable to understand anything), ????, ????, etc..But if we compare the other stuff, ex: the happiness with the penguin, lets compare other stuff:
    Skill---winner
    Intellingence/technology---human
    Hygiene---human (im not sure though lol)
    Danger of get killed---uhhh... (well with other animals, its the animal)

    So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
    And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points

  59. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:36 pm
    wow we suck.. excuse me while I pick up the fragments of my self esteem from the ground..
  60. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:49 pm
    hahaha. loved it. that was hilarious.
  61. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    While I like death metal... HIPPIES FTW!!!

    But hey, we are the dominant race so... yeah.

  62. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    haha!! i luvd dat. :-D
  63. Profile photo of silver_morn
    silver_morn Female 13-17
    33 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 9:20 pm
    fodarexiii FTW!

    I mean...seriously. Humans are puny without weapons. If you`re a real "man", try taking on a full-grown cheetah with your bare hands. :D

  64. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 9:23 pm
    Isn`t our brains our weapon?
    ...I mean I am sure we could make a real nice trap snare to kill the cheetah or something...but picking up a blunt object and smashing it over the head just sounds so much easier :P
    Smart creatures need a break to..
  65. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    November 13, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    hhaha XD
  66. Profile photo of acdcfan123
    acdcfan123 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 13, 2006 at 10:16 pm
    OW!!My feelings!My pride!My SPLEEN!!!
  67. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
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    November 13, 2006 at 10:30 pm
    Hehehe! "This is a polar bear. The polar bear eats seals. Can you eat a seal?"
  68. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    November 14, 2006 at 12:43 am
    lol doodle
  69. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2006 at 12:57 am
    haha, "This is the tapier, the tapier looks like the bastard child of a pig and an elephant" hah
  70. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2006 at 12:59 am
    "So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
    And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points"

    Shut up, it`s a joke idiot.

  71. Profile photo of hunie-bunie1
    hunie-bunie1 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 3:37 am
    i was waiting for at the end to have a fat man in his boxers drinking beer watching tv.
  72. Profile photo of cakeisgood
    cakeisgood Female 18-29
    139 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 7:50 am
    I dont think Tapiers are ugly. I think they`re kinda cute, especially the baby ones :)
  73. Profile photo of cakeisgood
    cakeisgood Female 18-29
    139 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 7:55 am
    oh also, animals are so better than people! Is there any other species on earth that is helping speed up the destruction of earth? Do animals use up resources and polute the planet? do they kill eachother just for the fun of it? nope. You can argue that we are more intelligent as individuals, but as a species we are dumb!
  74. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 12:05 pm
    laughter tracks can suck my balls
  75. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 14, 2006 at 3:02 pm
    Pff, Recycle elfs beats em all,
    we are the superior race, and every one knows its. (atlest the one wich knows of recycle elfs!)
  76. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    I think god made a big mistake when he gave us dominion over the other animals; he should have put the Tapir in charge. Then again, we have the largest penis-to-body ratio of any PRIMATE, so I suppose cross-order phallic comparisons are not so poignant.
  77. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    ^^ Recycle elves? I thought we were suppossed to eat them! You mean, recycle them into compost? Is that what you`re getting at? Only way to rid our habitats of `em, goddamned buggers live for thousands of years afterall...
  78. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 6:01 pm
    the cheetah is better than you. and so is the tortise. and the polar bear. and the....

    well somebody is GRUUUM-PY :P

  79. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    November 14, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    Tortises ARE better then my whole family.
  80. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    November 14, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    oh please.
    there are so many other ways WE are better than THEM.
  81. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    November 15, 2006 at 12:26 am
    Hmm...Yes ..the penguin is happierthan me. But I doubt that the tapir`s WingDangDoodle is bigger -_- than mine anyways. The cheetah...Human + car = Pwn cheetah...

    Croc....Human + Hazmat suit = Pwn Croc

    poler bear +....Polar bear = pwn humans...no questions asked

  82. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2006 at 12:44 am
    Well!! I have never once been shat on by a salt-water crocodile! >-( How very RUDE!!
  83. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    November 16, 2006 at 12:59 am
    haha, I liked that! it was funny ^^
  84. Profile photo of Carci
    Carci Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2006 at 3:01 am
    I think people are missing the point that it`s simply meant as a joke. ._. It looks like Monty Python material, if I`m not mistaken...

    At any rate, it`s funny.

    Humans are simply on top because they have more developed brains, supposedly. People, go out and actually -use- them plz. :(

  85. Profile photo of skatezero62
    skatezero62 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 18, 2006 at 10:27 pm
    ha
  86. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 1:35 pm
    Didn`t find this funny at all... Boring, stupid fake laughing...
  87. Profile photo of amphyx
    amphyx Female 13-17
    36 posts
    November 20, 2006 at 6:09 pm
    Lol Its basicaslly saying thayve adapted better than Us and that without our weapons ferraris and technology, Thay are better than us, But we have all that Crap and we can nuke the ba$tards.
  88. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 8, 2006 at 12:01 am
    Oh I feel so unworthy now! Not. LOL
  89. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    ... Has anyone who said "we suck if were against animals 1 v 1 realize that that is how the human race started? If our brains werent sophisticated to beat the crap out of all living beings, then we wouldnt rule teh whole freakin world rite now.
    We started with no weapons and pwned those bastard - son - of - a - pig - and - an - elephant - b!tches with our sexy overpopulation skillz muahahahaha.
    And a truck would run over that [email protected] cheetah.

    Hell I can eat a seal, but I prefer not to eat one thank you, Mr. Polar Bear, you FATTY.

    And that truck is a TRUCK.

    Anyways, croc hunters own crocs with their bare hands. And string.

    F.Y.I., I have a GF Mr. Penguin...

    Mr. Turtle, meet your new enemy. Shotguns.

    And what else was there... nope covered it all.
    Oh yeah and Mr. Tapir, its the barnicle. you got beat by a friggin BARNICLE. Wow.

    Well anyways,
    MUAHAHAHAHA.
    HUMAN RACE PWNS ALL BIATCH.
    Just makin it clear.
    I torched all ya`ll animal`s arses.

  90. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    December 8, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    But it was pretty funny.

    I`m bored again.

  91. Profile photo of Darkwyng91
    Darkwyng91 Female 13-17
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    December 21, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    If the playing field was fair and we didn`t have any guns... we`ll be nothing but cat n` dog n` bear n` croc n` shark n` vulture food. Ya see, that`s why we have "highly developed brains" (though I think that`s a big lie and we just say that to feel superior and justify our killing, polluting, etc of the planet), to compensate for our physical flaws (which are very numerous).
    That said, I actually found it pretty funny XD
  92. Profile photo of cowlizard12
    cowlizard12 Male 13-17
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    April 9, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    "If those animals are beter than us why are we on top of the food chain? "

    How does being on top of the food chain make us better? It makes us vulnerable to any change in the food chain below us.

    "Animals are useless because they`re stupid. We are better because we`re smart, except for a lot of other people, like hippies (PETA). Our brains make us better than all other animals, can animals destroy the world? Can animals alter their DNA so that someday you can travel at the speed of light? No. Seals taste nasty, we have better taste than polar bears."

    Do animals need brains to survive? No. Our brains compensate for what we lack in physical abilities. Polar bears don`t have good taste so they can eat seals and survive where only seals exist.

    We depend on animals. They would be fine without us. Thus how are we better than them? Without them, this lovely little planet wouldn`t be so abundant with life. No life would exist at all. We all depend on them.

  93. Profile photo of cowlizard12
    cowlizard12 Male 13-17
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    April 9, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    Sorry about posting twice. 1000 characters wasn`t big enough.

    "So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
    And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points"

    A lot of mid points don`t cut it in the extreme habitats in the world. Who needs running in the middle of the ocean? Having gills is much more important. What good would running do in a jungle full of trees?

    Animals are adapted to their habitats, whereas we appear to be in the middle ground.

  94. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2009 at 5:12 am
    Last. Godly skill.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    January 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Last my ass!

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