7 Ways to Kill Yourself with Technology

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Tech
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2006/11/03/7-ways-to-kill-yourself-with-technology/

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Male 41
Dude... the funniest part of this were the comments posted at the bottom. People started posting about commiting suicide and there was a god wannabe. And I`m bumping this cuz I can. 8-)
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Male 60
Oh man, I wish that personal helicopter would explode the air and kill the girl. Anything to make my day.
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Male 215
Bruised buttocks are very uncool.

I really want to buggy role, but my only concern is once you get going, how do you stop?

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Male 30
so i was reading the comments left on the site about the kite tube, and found some hilarious ones. Here are some highlights

1. My buddy just tried his out and loved it. I am sure after he wakes up from the 6 hour surgery he just went through, he won’t be able to wait to jump back on it again.

2.who ever made this tube is a sick bastard. all i can say is bring a jet ski to pick up the wounded along and snug up your life jacket so you don`t drown.

3.I LEFT 2 POSTS ABOVE ON THIS TUBE,BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE,ALL I CAN SAY IS I STILL HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MY BUTTOCKS,AND CAN BARELY WALK

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Male 738
It`s Darwin gone bad. Your brilliant enough to build somthing ingenious and it kills you. It would be really cool to watch.

And I wanted a wheel suit as long I can remember. I`m surprised it wasn`t made before.

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Female 231
nooo ive wanted to try the wego kite thing since it came out :(
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Male 651
The article forgot to mention the Internet.
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Male 623
lol that last one, the wheel suit thing, i had thought of that when i was like 5 or 6
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Female 1,004
hm....I wanna try out the last one. Looks kinda fun in a painful, twisted sort of way....
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Female 454
or you can stick a fork in your eye
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Male 986
^^ its cuz the marines suit is too heavy so they have special boots that can support the suit weight while still being functionnal
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Male 986
W00TAGE POWER B0_oTS lmfao 13ft long....
friends, we`ve just entered the starcraft revolution (power boots=marines` boots) those who play sc alot might understand (i dont play alot of sc thought so every1 might understand)

it cuz theres an upgrade for the marines that "increase the boots propulsion capacity" or sumthing like that

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Male 220
i thougt technolagy was going to help us not kill us
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Female 2,552
Personal helocopter?!?!
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Male 1,496
OH SH*T CAKES! I NEED POWER BOOTS!
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Male 741
how can the bike work at that speed? and how come he goes that fast and the pedals dont move ?
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Female 1,158
No.
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Female 95
he he, they were all actually pretty cool. especally the buggy roller thingy, that looked awesome :-)
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Male 95
On the Kite Tube, I got to where they sell it. It has been discontinued and look at the headline for the news article on it:

Sportsstuff Wego Kite Tubes Withdrawn from Market after Reports of Deaths and Injuries

EEEEEKKKKKK

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Male 908
Those boot things are stupid...
It just made the person look like they where making long leaps...
I thought they where going to do like a super jump of ten feet or something...that would have been cool :P
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Female 132
*seconds the above post*
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Male 431
I want a personal helicopter
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Male 37
nah the best way to kill yourself with technology is to drop an x-box controller on your head,

"aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh X-BOX"

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Male 1,092
I want a buggy roller
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Male 2,057
for some reason, it doesnt include having one of the first ever computers dropped onto your head from a great height

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Female 407
I wanna buggy rolll!!!!!! and then i wanna go on the helicopter thing and after that...
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Male 1,225
I can just imagine someone from San Francisco killing several people with the last one.
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Male 4,246
I thought the "Power Boots" were just theoretical, until I saw the videos. Now I`m a bit frightened, but curious at the same time.
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Female 1,972
I like the personal helicopter....it`s very "Acme"
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Male 61
Don`t you mean Wile E. Coyote? XD
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Male 664
If only Roadrunner was around...
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Male 61
XD Everything looks ok to mildly dangerous. I REALLY want to try the kite thing!!!!!
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Male 266
i think i will die while buggy rolling
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Male 10,115
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