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Date: 11/06/06 02:05 AM

70 Responses to 15 Dumbest Sports Quotes

  1. Profile photo of Dominic119
    Dominic119 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 5, 2006 at 10:48 pm
    Link: 15 Dumbest Sports Quotes - Athletes are usually not smart like Norman Einstein.
  2. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:14 am
    omg some of these are really funny
    Esp #9
    I learned 2+2 is 10 in chem...right...
  3. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:16 am
    LOL morons
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    dudeman1st Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:27 am
    Norman Einstein was the one who said first "I like sports. It`s a good ball club. We`re gonna take it one game at a time."
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:28 am
    `9. "My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."

    Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player`

    Gosh Chuck, you may need to look in a mirror or something...

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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:11 am
    I feel slightly superior.:D

    Oh, wait...nevermind- thats just the burrito I had for breakfast.

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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:17 am
    Haha, Silly Billies.
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    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:35 am
    Let me be the first to say this: LOL
  9. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 3:38 am
    lol. ^darn u SKASKASKASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 4:00 am
    -I feel slightly superior.:D

    Oh, wait...nevermind- thats just the burrito I had for breakfast.-

    ahahaha

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    EmanEn05 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 6:55 am
    -"My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
    -"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
    those I think are the best
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    Meglet Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:21 am
    Ha ha, I liked "We talked five times, he called me twice and I called him twice" It`s amazing how stupid people can sound
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    justone Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:45 am
    hahaha I don`t remember when I laughed so much last time, this is odiously good example was a good story title matériel is, so Dominic119 thanks for the link which was very pleasant experience
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 8:22 am
    He he he, uncle or aunt.
  15. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 8:24 am
    Athletes are only second in dumbness to our president, George W. Bush.
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:29 am
    Hahahahaha... Why is it fun to laugh at stupid people?
  17. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:31 am
    LOL! Hilarious!
  18. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:42 am
    "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

    That made me smile :P

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    skine Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:49 am
    Some struck me as more wit than idiocy (8, 15, maybe 10), but overall good post.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:50 am
    Norman Einstein was Albert`s younger brother. He was the one who really made all of the discoveries, but Albert took credit for them. He kept poor Norman locked in the basement most of the time, feeding him jerky and coffee. There were more amazing discoveries made by Norman but when they were found in the rubble of the decaying home where he`d lived, they were covered up. The government decided that the public wasn`t ready for such discoveries yet. So they took all of the information, packed it up, and stored it in a secret Swiss Bank account. The world may never know the true genius of Norman Einstein.
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    gumgoespop Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:07 am
    I liked the aunt and uncle one. tee he he
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
    2+2=10... LMFAO
  23. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:05 am
    lolol Norman Einstein... ahh...
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    monkey3462 Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:31 am
    12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

    Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull`s team chemistry being overrated

    wat an idiot! :-D

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    shardonnay Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:39 am
    PAH. Its a good thing they excel in sports.
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    eskimoboy6 Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:56 am
    don kings quote was the best
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    sims2luver Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:57 am
    "My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
    Wowzers! ZOMG
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 12:01 pm
    I love number nine. Its hillariously dumb.
  29. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    Absolutely hilarious. Good link.
  30. Profile photo of hannah_h
    hannah_h Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 12:10 pm
    And to think, athletes earn more than doctors.
    *claps*
  31. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

    Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull`s team chemistry being overrated

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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    6."I can`t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

    Shaquille O`Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece


    THE FUNNIEST ONE!! :)

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    CheezeLuv Female 13-17
    153 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    "I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."

    XD XD I couldnt` stop laughing on this one!!

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    I don`t get what`s going on, and I`m smart. Sure, not book smart, or street smart, or smart smart... but somethin`.
  35. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    Before some flame-war fan points out that everyone in the list seems to be American, let me point out that British sport has its fair share of idiots as well.
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    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 1:51 pm
    ha ha...well said shardonnay!!
  37. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 1:53 pm
    umm, the orlando magic owner`s quote was quite witty. he said they cant win at home or away, where else should they play. whats wrong with that quote? also, rodman was making a joke, thats why he said, "or something."

    and finally don duva`s quote made perfect sense, "he went to prison, not princeton" its an pun, a play on words...

  38. Profile photo of mrthrust
    mrthrust Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:15 pm
    ^ that isn`t what a pun is
  39. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 2:19 pm
    Only in America - Don King

    Only in America

  40. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    Oh, IkeRay, take the beetle out of your bum.
  41. Profile photo of Hannibal222
    Hannibal222 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    "We can`t win at home. We can`t win on the road.. As general manager, I just can`t figure out where else to play."

    How is that dumb? That`s like "Playoffs? You wanna talk about playoffs? We can`t even win a game!"

  42. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

    -

    You`re not going deep enough, this just means that Chemistry has some silly, rules that make no logical sense.

    It`s funny because of the word Chemistry and not 2+2=10, (if you think this is funny it shows you`re kinda stupid).

    Try replacing the word Chemistry with Rocket Science and you may get the meaning.

  43. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 4:35 pm
    shaq`s were funny, #9 and 14 were awsome!!
  44. Profile photo of Icel3lade
    Icel3lade Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    I`m surprised nobody has mentioned this one. Personally I think this is brilliant.

    10. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn`t been colored yet."

    Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn`s football dorm had destroyed 20 books

  45. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2006 at 6:45 pm
    Yes, I agree with Icel3lade. It`s downright absurd.
  46. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    LOL DENNIS RODMANS THE BEST!
    go on youtube and look up dennis rodman. his basketball career was full of funny things =)
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    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    13. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

    Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

    so that would make him Jesus right??? lol im sure hes not that good

  48. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 6:59 pm
    that isn`t what a pun is

    actually, the literal definition is any play on words, so using the sounds of prison and princeton it is. it is a small stretch, but for the above average human, or the struggling poet, that fits fine.

    its like rhyming food and good, its a stretch, but if its the best you can do, its fine.

  49. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:02 pm
    Wow .. and THESE guys are getting paid millions?
  50. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:55 pm
    "My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
    heh... my sister is expecting a baby...but im sure im an uncle...
  51. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    who the hell is norman einstein?
  52. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 6, 2006 at 8:07 pm
    wow Dennis Rodman is stupid...
  53. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:03 pm
    It`s not like geniuses have ever said stupid things. You cant really generalize and call ALL athletes stupid due to 15 phrases that have been said out of trillions and trillions.
    Plus, they`re making more money than and of you, so ha.
  54. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    NUMBNUTS ALL OF THEM
  55. Profile photo of solidsteel
    solidsteel Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:36 pm
    I like number 4 "I`m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes!" LOL
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    Ninfi Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 9:43 pm
    "I`d run over Joe`s mom too"
    lol!! you can`t say they`re all dumb ;-)
  57. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:29 pm
    "...2+2= 10 or something"

    .... WOW

  58. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 10:33 pm
    "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."


    hahahaha so thats what they taught them in the old days

  59. Profile photo of camille123
    camille123 Female 13-17
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:02 pm
    funny
  60. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    One or two were stupid mistakes, others were just completely idiotic. Why is 15 stupid?
  61. Profile photo of retardhair
    retardhair Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2006 at 12:04 am
    Hahaha. Norman...
  62. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2006 at 1:27 am
    It`s prety sad that these role-models are really really stupid.
  63. Profile photo of crippled_guy
    crippled_guy Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2006 at 6:32 am
    On 11/6/2006 3:35:46 AM SKASKASKASKA wrote: Let me be the first to say this: LOL

    Moron.

    On 11/6/2006 2:16:31 AM notapervert wrote: LOL morons

  64. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2006 at 3:15 pm
    im gonna google norman einstien
    ill b back soon with the results
  65. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    norman einstein is some guy on the raiders
  66. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    Those darn atheletes!
  67. Profile photo of b_bobbin
    b_bobbin Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2006 at 10:58 pm
    What? No Murray Walker quotes?

    "Either that car is stationary or it`s on the move!"

    Or,

    "There`s nothing wrong with the car except that it`s on fire."

  68. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2006 at 8:19 pm
    What`s funnier is that it tooke me like ten minutes to remember that it`s Albert, not Norman.
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    ashwey Female 13-17
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    November 10, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    "I`m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
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    willem199 Male 13-17
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    November 29, 2006 at 8:55 pm
    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO,OLLOOLOLOL THEY ARE ALMOST NOT I SAID ALMOST!!! AS DUM AS GOERGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!11

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