15 Dumbest Sports Quotes

Submitted by: Dominic119 10 years ago in Sports
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Athletes are usually not smart like Norman Einstein.
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Male 149
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO,OLLOOLOLOL THEY ARE ALMOST NOT I SAID ALMOST!!! AS DUM AS GOERGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!11
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Female 943
"I`m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
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Female 818
What`s funnier is that it tooke me like ten minutes to remember that it`s Albert, not Norman.
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Male 108
What? No Murray Walker quotes?

"Either that car is stationary or it`s on the move!"

Or,

"There`s nothing wrong with the car except that it`s on fire."

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Female 454
Those darn atheletes!
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Male 1,725
norman einstein is some guy on the raiders
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Male 1,725
im gonna google norman einstien
ill b back soon with the results
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Male 126
[quote]On 11/6/2006 3:35:46 AM SKASKASKASKA wrote: Let me be the first to say this: LOL[/quote]

Moron.

[quote]On 11/6/2006 2:16:31 AM notapervert wrote: LOL morons[/quote]

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Male 460
It`s prety sad that these role-models are really really stupid.
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Female 108
Hahaha. Norman...
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Male 1,406
One or two were stupid mistakes, others were just completely idiotic. Why is 15 stupid?
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Female 70
funny
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Male 1,263
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."


hahahaha so thats what they taught them in the old days

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Male 1,496
"...2+2= 10 or something"

.... WOW

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Female 137
"I`d run over Joe`s mom too"
lol!! you can`t say they`re all dumb ;-)
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Male 251
I like number 4 "I`m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes!" LOL
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Male 2,781
NUMBNUTS ALL OF THEM
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Male 2,486
It`s not like geniuses have ever said stupid things. You cant really generalize and call ALL athletes stupid due to 15 phrases that have been said out of trillions and trillions.
Plus, they`re making more money than and of you, so ha.
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Male 4,393
wow Dennis Rodman is stupid...
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Male 447
who the hell is norman einstein?
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Male 701
"My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
heh... my sister is expecting a baby...but im sure im an uncle...
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Female 2,552
Wow .. and THESE guys are getting paid millions?
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Male 2,703
that isn`t what a pun is

actually, the literal definition is any play on words, so using the sounds of prison and princeton it is. it is a small stretch, but for the above average human, or the struggling poet, that fits fine.

its like rhyming food and good, its a stretch, but if its the best you can do, its fine.

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Female 187
13. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

so that would make him Jesus right??? lol im sure hes not that good

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Male 587
LOL DENNIS RODMANS THE BEST!
go on youtube and look up dennis rodman. his basketball career was full of funny things =)
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Male 916
Yes, I agree with Icel3lade. It`s downright absurd.
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Male 89
I`m surprised nobody has mentioned this one. Personally I think this is brilliant.

10. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn`t been colored yet."

Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn`s football dorm had destroyed 20 books

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Male 703
shaq`s were funny, #9 and 14 were awsome!!
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Male 438
12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

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You`re not going deep enough, this just means that Chemistry has some silly, rules that make no logical sense.

It`s funny because of the word Chemistry and not 2+2=10, (if you think this is funny it shows you`re kinda stupid).

Try replacing the word Chemistry with Rocket Science and you may get the meaning.

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Male 78
"We can`t win at home. We can`t win on the road.. As general manager, I just can`t figure out where else to play."

How is that dumb? That`s like "Playoffs? You wanna talk about playoffs? We can`t even win a game!"

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Female 531
Oh, IkeRay, take the beetle out of your bum.
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Male 2,513
Only in America - Don King

Only in America

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Male 18
^ that isn`t what a pun is
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Male 2,703
umm, the orlando magic owner`s quote was quite witty. he said they cant win at home or away, where else should they play. whats wrong with that quote? also, rodman was making a joke, thats why he said, "or something."

and finally don duva`s quote made perfect sense, "he went to prison, not princeton" its an pun, a play on words...

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Female 214
ha ha...well said shardonnay!!
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Male 1,265
Before some flame-war fan points out that everyone in the list seems to be American, let me point out that British sport has its fair share of idiots as well.
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Male 1,406
I don`t get what`s going on, and I`m smart. Sure, not book smart, or street smart, or smart smart... but somethin`.
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Female 153
"I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."

XD XD I couldnt` stop laughing on this one!!

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Female 1,697
6."I can`t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

Shaquille O`Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece


THE FUNNIEST ONE!! :)

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Male 724
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull`s team chemistry being overrated

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Female 155
And to think, athletes earn more than doctors.
*claps*
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Female 531
Absolutely hilarious. Good link.
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Female 1,412
I love number nine. Its hillariously dumb.
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Female 797
"My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Wowzers! ZOMG
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Male 72
don kings quote was the best
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Female 289
PAH. Its a good thing they excel in sports.
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Female 95
12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull`s team chemistry being overrated

wat an idiot! :-D

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Male 2,057
lolol Norman Einstein... ahh...
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Female 1,398
2+2=10... LMFAO
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Female 52
I liked the aunt and uncle one. tee he he
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Male 11,739
Norman Einstein was Albert`s younger brother. He was the one who really made all of the discoveries, but Albert took credit for them. He kept poor Norman locked in the basement most of the time, feeding him jerky and coffee. There were more amazing discoveries made by Norman but when they were found in the rubble of the decaying home where he`d lived, they were covered up. The government decided that the public wasn`t ready for such discoveries yet. So they took all of the information, packed it up, and stored it in a secret Swiss Bank account. The world may never know the true genius of Norman Einstein.
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Male 719
Some struck me as more wit than idiocy (8, 15, maybe 10), but overall good post.
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Male 908
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

That made me smile :P

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Male 695
LOL! Hilarious!
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Male 506
Hahahahaha... Why is it fun to laugh at stupid people?
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Male 3,014
Athletes are only second in dumbness to our president, George W. Bush.
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Female 811
He he he, uncle or aunt.
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Female 108
hahaha I don`t remember when I laughed so much last time, this is odiously good example was a good story title matériel is, so Dominic119 thanks for the link which was very pleasant experience
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Female 159
Ha ha, I liked "We talked five times, he called me twice and I called him twice" It`s amazing how stupid people can sound
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Male 239
-"My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."
-"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
those I think are the best
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Male 2,958
-I feel slightly superior.:D

Oh, wait...nevermind- thats just the burrito I had for breakfast.-

ahahaha

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Male 1,217
lol. ^darn u SKASKASKASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 213
Let me be the first to say this: LOL
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Female 2,144
Haha, Silly Billies.
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Female 1,972
I feel slightly superior.:D

Oh, wait...nevermind- thats just the burrito I had for breakfast.

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Male 4,246
`9. "My sister`s expecting a baby, and I don`t know if I`m going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player`

Gosh Chuck, you may need to look in a mirror or something...

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Male 1,354
Norman Einstein was the one who said first "I like sports. It`s a good ball club. We`re gonna take it one game at a time."
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Male 2,567
LOL morons
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Female 327
omg some of these are really funny
Esp #9
I learned 2+2 is 10 in chem...right...
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Male 74
Link: 15 Dumbest Sports Quotes [Rate Link] - Athletes are usually not smart like Norman Einstein.
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