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Date: 10/07/06 02:45 AM

122 Responses to World`s Shortest Fairy Tale

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    Link: World`s Shortest Fairy Tale - Don`t you love a fairy tale with a happy ending?
  2. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    Hahaha!
    The Feminazi`s won`t like this.
  3. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    He prob masterbated a lot too.
  4. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2006 at 2:54 am
    Lol
  5. Profile photo of Boothy_93
    Boothy_93 Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2006 at 2:57 am
    lmao :-) 3rd Post :-)
  6. Profile photo of Ms_Behave
    Ms_Behave Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 2:59 am
    He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P
  7. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:05 am
    Yey!
  8. Profile photo of laila1992
    laila1992 Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 3:06 am
    there is a short one.
    once upon a time. and they lived happyly ever after.the end
  9. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
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    October 7, 2006 at 4:28 am
    lucky girl :-D
  10. Profile photo of sinsane
    sinsane Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 4:28 am
    It definately could have been shorter.
  11. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2006 at 4:42 am
    does masturbation give you hairy palms and bad vision? i also heard it screws up adrenal glands and that masturbation could kill yuo
    (check www.herballove.com) good thing i never masturbate
    and btw....my greek teacher has hairy palms and wears glasses, and is single....maybe he gets a bit to happy sometimes ;-)
  12. Profile photo of doodleduck
    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:55 am
    ^^no
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    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:58 am
    Galileo - it`s actually very healthy, for men and women! Releases endorphins, burns calories, etc
  14. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:27 am
    Once upon a time a boy died. The end.
  15. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:37 am
    Worlds shortest fairy tale? I can think of a shorter one...

    "The End"

    top that!

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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:58 am
    it was funny =)

    lol ^^ cheescar u have no story

    geek

  17. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:14 am
    A boy and his father where at a wedding. The boy turns to the father and says "Dad, why are all the women wearing white?" so the dad replies "Because it`s the happiest day of their lives..." The boy thinks for a moment "So the men are wearing black because..." he says. The dad replies "Yes son, you`re right..."
    xD
  18. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:26 am
    The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

    The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
    The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
    shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    and stayed skinny.
    The End

  19. Profile photo of talke31
    talke31 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:01 am
    how can it be a fairy story there are no gays in it
  20. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:11 am
    sniff it SOOOO buetiful
  21. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:39 am
    Meh.
    *turns back around and sniffs sharpies*
  22. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:13 am
    It was a bit pointless and keeps you unbored for about 5 seconds.
    And it`s not a fairy tale, there are no fairys in it!
    GAH.
  23. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:17 am
    cheesecar i cant beat you: heres my story...
  24. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:18 am
    End.
  25. Profile photo of kingpoopoo
    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:42 am
    what happened to the girl in the story?
  26. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:44 am
    I mean i can beat you, lol my story is shorter than yours, ner ner nee ner ner
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:06 am
    Lame!
  28. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:21 am
    lol
  29. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 9:39 am
    i have a shorter strory:

    HA

    thats it

  30. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:47 am
    The girl found someone better obviously.

    And I agree he probably did masturbate a lot :P

  31. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:05 am
    meh
  32. Profile photo of 3clawedsloth
    3clawedsloth Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
    Masturbation doesnt give you hariy palms or make you blind, those are just myths to scare teenagers. Its a totaly natural thing to do, its sex without a girl, your body doesnt know the differance.
  33. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:33 am
    THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! NOT :(
  34. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 10:53 am
    "He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P"
    the problem is, nothing in that lit can kill someone. plus, men dont care if they dont eat real food, smell bad, OR dressed like an adolescent.
    if they cared, they could just not do it, it doesnt require a woman. men are that way because they want to be, not becasue we cant.
  35. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:05 am
    Funny? I thought it was a stupid.
    I don`t think I`m a feminist, I just thought it was stupid lol. Not all girls are like that.
  36. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:08 am
    "Saturday, October 07, 2006 2:59:35 AM
    He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P"
    how about you take your head out of your own arse you sexist b itch
  37. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:21 am
    PHCO3, your story is so true lol.
  38. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:23 am
    JOESUS, and this isn`t sexist?
    Please, don`t start a war.
  39. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:23 am
    the girl in the stoy lived even more happy cos she didn`t have to clean his housband clothes, and she relaxed whenever she wanted and there were no annoying kids in the house.

    the happy end

  40. Profile photo of shockthis06
    shockthis06 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:24 am
    Wow, folks, I think we need to brush up on what a sexist is.

    The story was crap, if I had to read it for a class or something I would have prolly ripped it up.

  41. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:38 am
    Oh geez, what if some little kid was stupid enough to copy the words and print them out on a Microsoft word, and then take it to school for a project or something?? He`d definately get an F.
  42. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:43 am
    Lol, reminds me of Kramer telling Jerry about not getting married. They just sit around the table, saying "How was your day? How was your day? Oh, I don`t know, how was your day?" :D
  43. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:44 am
    ^^ LOL ^^

    Once Upon A Time, A girl jumped. The end.

  44. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:50 am
    ohhh i just love happy endings
  45. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    i like phco`s version. but then again i like both versions. since the girl said no to the guy, both of them were happy.

    LIFE LESSON: don`t get married?

  46. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    Men don`t need Women outside of reproduction, just ask the Greeks.
  47. Profile photo of happy_hippie
    happy_hippie Female 13-17
    140 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:26 pm
    lol
  48. Profile photo of Ballistik639
    Ballistik639 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

    The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
    The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
    shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    and stayed skinny.
    The End

    Wait wait wait, If she`s single, Where is she getting the money to do all those things?

  49. Profile photo of aroha9999
    aroha9999 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:01 pm
    that was kind of dumb.
  50. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:02 pm
    The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

    "The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
    The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
    shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    and stayed skinny.
    The End"

    How could she afford all that without the man`s paycheck? *runs away dodging thrown high-heels and frying pans*

  51. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    ...and he never had sex again. The end.
  52. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:48 pm
    Men don`t need women at all? I seriously doubt that o_O; women need men too, just as much. Noth sexes can`t really live life without the other.
  53. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:49 pm
    haha Zeocyde XD
  54. Profile photo of soad21
    soad21 Female 13-17
    412 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    no fairies
    hers a fairy tale:

    one upon a time
    a man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said NO and then his fairy gave him a hot blonde chic and he lived hapily evr after.

  55. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    ^^LOL^^
  56. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    Zerocyde
    Nice :P
    I can see you dodging frying pans already
  57. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:00 pm
    how did that get posted???
  58. Profile photo of christina207
    christina207 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    How do I submit a site?
  59. Profile photo of Xxgumpygrape
    Xxgumpygrape Female 13-17
    29 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    how do you add a link? like a fgame to show up on the homepage? ;-/
  60. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    haha i liked men.
    men and women dont have to go together to live happily stupid femminazis.
  61. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    One upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him
    The girl said NO MUDA*****
    So, the guy kiled her, and dragged her to dump.
    He threw her into the trash, and she was never seen again.

    The morel of the story:Eat your broccoli and don`t masturbate

  62. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    Point of fact, men NEED to ejaculate. The testes keep on producing more and more sperm and to handle the overflow a guy needs to either masturbate or he can just wait until he has a wet dream.
  63. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:37 pm
    nice
  64. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    I LIKE THE WAY ALL THE WOMEN POSTERS ON THIS ARE LIKE, "MEN NEED US, CAUSE WE LIKE SEX 2!!!!!!"
  65. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    lets see.... i`ve read all the comments and i can break it down into three catagories of responses

    1: self professed authors
    2: angry heel and pan throwing women
    3: wankers :P

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    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    I`m gonna stab my throat... that was dumb...
  67. Profile photo of Dumpus
    Dumpus Male 13-17
    83 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    Yes, that was quite short.
  68. Profile photo of crazygal_xxx
    crazygal_xxx Female 13-17
    352 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    haha reminds me of someone i know... www.myspace.com/hornyxxx
  69. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    October 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    DUMB.
  70. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    Real Fairy Story (Im gay, Im allowed! lol)

    A guy asked another guy "wanna be my boyfriend?" he said yes, and together they farted when they wanted, ate what they liked, had lots of female friends, went to see musicals like Wicked, and were able to share clothing.

    THE END.

  71. Profile photo of j_pratt_2003
    j_pratt_2003 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:18 pm
    yeh well beat this

    one upon a time
    a man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said yes and they lived hapily evr after.

    ha yeah yu never thought of tht did you

  72. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:56 pm
    ^^^No.
  73. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:57 pm
    heh, such a cliffhanger, we need a sequel to this fairy tale to see what acually hapens next, unless its one of those that you are supposed to make up what happens next yourself...
  74. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    Awesome story. And if masturbation did all that I`d be a blind gorilla.
  75. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    "Point of fact, men NEED to ejaculate. The testes keep on producing more and more sperm and to handle the overflow a guy needs to either masturbate or he can just wait until he has a wet dream."

    wow ur a moron. did u ever happen to take health in 8th grade? i`m only 14 and i know that ur a moron, and that isn`t true. all unused sperm is dissolved and absorbed back into the body as energy. if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier.

    pwned

    also, he`s a better and shorter story then HA

    .

    beat that!

  76. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    "lol foolish feminazis like sertrbl... when will you learn that many men are quite cabable of cooking their own food and dressing themselves.. and the ones who can`t really don`t give a sh|t.
    Honestly, the required maintenance of being a woman has obviously eaten away your soul."
    dude, lay off the marijuana.
    i said men DONT need women to cook and clean. idiot.
  77. Profile photo of cutepetsrus
    cutepetsrus Female 13-17
    50 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:51 pm
    Stop fighting! Jeez, do you guys need a women to break up your fights, too? Ha ha, jk.

    i vote caboose wins the stortest story award!

  78. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:29 pm
    "It`s actually very healthy, for men and women! Releases endorphins, burns calories, etc"

    Personally I think that`s crap. All masturbation does, aside from making you feel like a pervert, is make you tired all the time and fry your brain cells. And this claim is coming from experience.

    Plus my eyesight is bad but that`s probably because I sit at the computer 24/7.

  79. Profile photo of lopohoko
    lopohoko Male 13-17
    21 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    thats funny
  80. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:42 pm
    And here`s Boxtop`s version of the story:

    One day, a young man asked a woman to marry him. Elated, she said yes. But the relationship didn`t last for long, since the woman hadn`t learned how to keep her mouth shut.

    The man had worked 9/5 at an auto shop on minimum wage just to keep himself afloat, yet his new wife wouldn`t stop bitching about how money was tight. Yet it was apparent that the woman was wasting money on worthless crap she didn`t need, such as shoes and stuff. When he complained, she accused him of being "controlling" and a "typical man" and told him to "mind his own goddamn business."

    Even when he sat on the couch after a long day of fixing engines, she accused him of being lazy and shurking his duties. And she even complained when he DID his chores, saying he was going "too slow" or "not doing them right."

    Finally, he couldn`t take it anymore, told that bitch to go screw herself, and got a divorce. He lived happi

  81. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:46 pm
    happily ever after, even if she did get all his stuff. The end.

    Sorry, but I`m sick of the male and female stereotypes. Women don`t always complain just as men don`t always sit on their asses in front of the TV drinking beer and farting the Star Spangled Banner every chance they get.

    Just shut up already. Nobody`s going to win this debate.

  82. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:49 pm
    Besides, there`s a reason the story was called a "fairy tale."

    @Caboose: KMeTG already has you beat in the spelling department.

  83. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood`s throat was ripped out by the Big Bad Wolf before her bloody corpse was thrown to a pack of wild dogs to be mis-shapen and mutilated until all that was left was a few lumps of flesh that matched the colour of her hood.
    Also, Goldie Locks was savaged by three quite starving bears, the Old Woman in a shoe died of an ingrown toenail, and Grettel was turned into a shortbread, which Hansel promptly consumed.

    Don`t ask what the hell i`m on about, i`m really tired...

  84. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    ^^^ Is that proof that, even in fairy tales, women are completely dense?
  85. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:17 pm
    No idea, but questions are raised.

    HOW does Red Riding Hood mistake her Grandmother for a wolf?

    WHY, if the porridge was too cold, didn`t Goldie Locks just stick it in the microwave for a bit?

    WHAT is the reason behind living in a shoe?

  86. Profile photo of MoondustWolf
    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:26 pm
    Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. I win!
  87. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 7:38 pm
    Many apologies to sertrbl - my mistake
  88. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 7:42 pm
    no harm done... its just that you kind of used me as the example of being feminist, and there were others being more feminist even if you DID misunderstand
  89. Profile photo of summerain
    summerain Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    this is stupid... seriously
  90. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 8:29 pm
    ^true dat
  91. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2006 at 8:34 pm
    The old lady shoulda stopped ******* everybody!!
    That`s y she has so many damn kids.
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    PrestoMagic4 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    The next post will be my story
  93. Profile photo of PrestoMagic4
    PrestoMagic4 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 8:35 pm
    .
  94. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:51 pm
    Am I the only girl who found this funny? Pft. Lighten up people, it`s just a joke.
  95. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 8:58 pm
    Caboose - Ok, so my sources are questionable.

    But stop a second and notice that I`m European. I never even attended 8th grade, because there is no 8th grade over here.

    "if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier."

    What`s wrong sonny, never get any time on your own?

  96. Profile photo of Master_tomby
    Master_tomby Male 13-17
    98 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:13 pm
    Okay the rules for the shortest stories (because they have contests :/) Are that it has to have a setting, solution, problem, and 3 characters I beleive.
  97. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    @Tomby: Okay then:

    There was this man, woman, and child who lived in Maine. The child didn`t like it that mommy and daddy yelled at each other, so he ran away to Rome. The end.

  98. Profile photo of needsagrave
    needsagrave Female 13-17
    174 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:34 pm
    Heh funny :)
  99. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    How does a post this stupid get 100 posts (now 101)?
  100. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:10 pm
    Videogamer, it`s stirring up controversy by implying that men would be happy if they didn`t get married. Which makes no sense to me, `cause if marriage makes guys miserable, WHY ASK THE WOMAN TO MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE??!??!
  101. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:26 pm
    i think i will devise a new story.

    and that is my story

    haha i beat every1! no1 can beat me now! i think i shud fics ma spelin buz i dun wana.

    Lol I think I`ll type properly now.

    Anyway, my main point is, I liked this Fairy Tale, except for the fact that their was not a single fairy in it : (

  102. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    That was stupid.
  103. Profile photo of KillRomance3
    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 12:14 am
    Someone should write a real womans fairy tale!!!
    *scoff*
    retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage...
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    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 12:49 am
    Ok

    The woman had sex, the end.

  105. Profile photo of cotylena
    cotylena Female 13-17
    159 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:11 am
    lol hah
  106. Profile photo of vachement
    vachement Male 18-29
    129 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:30 am
    Ok, men DON`T need women. I can take care of myself just as well. Any self-respecting man would never disrespect a woman by making her his maid or whatever.
  107. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:55 am
    "retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage..."

    Yeah, for you.

  108. Profile photo of MidniteTommo
    MidniteTommo Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 5:12 am
    Well I liked it anyways.
  109. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 7:25 am
    Holy mother of... ITS A STORY!!! A JOKE!!! Lighten up.
    1) I don`t `need` a woman, I just enjoy the company of women very much (Well, the ones that don`t bitch and whine about feminist rights all the time), and One day when I`ve found someone I want to marry, I`ll get married and hopefully spend the rest of my life in marital bliss (deluded? Maybe...)
    2) `Don`t knock masturbation; It`s sex with someone I love very much" - Woody Allen
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    TweekTweak Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 8:11 am
    That story....Was beautiful.
  111. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 11:26 am
    I love you guys! I read all 5 pages of your responses. You people are too funny! Thanks for all of the laughs :)
  112. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 3:55 pm
    darn feminazis... this is something called a... JOKE

    yes, a JOKE

    i`ll say it once more...
    JOKE

    so if u get offended, u were prob that women that said no to the guy, and the guy is a lot better off now

  113. Profile photo of trashcan678
    trashcan678 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    lol that was pretty funny
  114. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    and died alone... the end.
  115. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 11:44 pm
    im not so much against getting married as i am against having children
  116. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 12:14 am
    what`s a joke?
  117. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 12:21 am
    i guess im the first to say photoshopped?

    jk ok?

  118. Profile photo of monkeydrumme
    monkeydrumme Female 13-17
    264 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 11:10 pm
    you guys are dumb so was that story
  119. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    October 13, 2006 at 5:15 pm
    ooh i have a better story:

    Once upon a time there was a man. He lived, he died. The end.

  120. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    October 14, 2006 at 12:44 am
    how loving...
  121. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    wanna hear a faster one!
    once upon a time a kid masturbated the end!!
    beat that!
  122. Profile photo of Contrast
    Contrast Female 13-17
    54 posts
    October 26, 2006 at 1:22 pm
    "retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage..."

    Haha, loser.

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