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Once upon a time there was a man. He lived, he died. The end.
yes, a JOKE
i`ll say it once more...JOKE
so if u get offended, u were prob that women that said no to the guy, and the guy is a lot better off now
Yeah, for you.
The woman had sex, the end.
and that is my story
haha i beat every1! no1 can beat me now! i think i shud fics ma spelin buz i dun wana.
Lol I think I`ll type properly now.
Anyway, my main point is, I liked this Fairy Tale, except for the fact that their was not a single fairy in it : (
There was this man, woman, and child who lived in Maine. The child didn`t like it that mommy and daddy yelled at each other, so he ran away to Rome. The end.
But stop a second and notice that I`m European. I never even attended 8th grade, because there is no 8th grade over here.
"if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier."
What`s wrong sonny, never get any time on your own?
HOW does Red Riding Hood mistake her Grandmother for a wolf?
WHY, if the porridge was too cold, didn`t Goldie Locks just stick it in the microwave for a bit?
WHAT is the reason behind living in a shoe?
Don`t ask what the hell i`m on about, i`m really tired...
@Caboose: KMeTG already has you beat in the spelling department.
Sorry, but I`m sick of the male and female stereotypes. Women don`t always complain just as men don`t always sit on their asses in front of the TV drinking beer and farting the Star Spangled Banner every chance they get.
Just shut up already. Nobody`s going to win this debate.
One day, a young man asked a woman to marry him. Elated, she said yes. But the relationship didn`t last for long, since the woman hadn`t learned how to keep her mouth shut.
The man had worked 9/5 at an auto shop on minimum wage just to keep himself afloat, yet his new wife wouldn`t stop bitching about how money was tight. Yet it was apparent that the woman was wasting money on worthless crap she didn`t need, such as shoes and stuff. When he complained, she accused him of being "controlling" and a "typical man" and told him to "mind his own goddamn business."
Even when he sat on the couch after a long day of fixing engines, she accused him of being lazy and shurking his duties. And she even complained when he DID his chores, saying he was going "too slow" or "not doing them right."
Finally, he couldn`t take it anymore, told that bitch to go screw herself, and got a divorce. He lived happi
Personally I think that`s crap. All masturbation does, aside from making you feel like a pervert, is make you tired all the time and fry your brain cells. And this claim is coming from experience.
Plus my eyesight is bad but that`s probably because I sit at the computer 24/7.
i vote caboose wins the stortest story award!
wow ur a moron. did u ever happen to take health in 8th grade? i`m only 14 and i know that ur a moron, and that isn`t true. all unused sperm is dissolved and absorbed back into the body as energy. if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier.
also, he`s a better and shorter story then HA
one upon a timea man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said yes and they lived hapily evr after.
ha yeah yu never thought of tht did you
A guy asked another guy "wanna be my boyfriend?" he said yes, and together they farted when they wanted, ate what they liked, had lots of female friends, went to see musicals like Wicked, and were able to share clothing.
1: self professed authors2: angry heel and pan throwing women3: wankers :P
The morel of the story:Eat your broccoli and don`t masturbate
one upon a timea man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said NO and then his fairy gave him a hot blonde chic and he lived hapily evr after.
"The World`s Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and wentshopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,and stayed skinny.The End"
How could she afford all that without the man`s paycheck? *runs away dodging thrown high-heels and frying pans*
The World`s Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and wentshopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,and stayed skinny.The End
Wait wait wait, If she`s single, Where is she getting the money to do all those things?
LIFE LESSON: don`t get married?
Once Upon A Time, A girl jumped. The end.
The story was crap, if I had to read it for a class or something I would have prolly ripped it up.
the happy end
And I agree he probably did masturbate a lot :P
The World`s Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and stayed skinny.The End
lol ^^ cheescar u have no story