World`s Shortest Fairy Tale

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago in Funny

Don"t you love a fairy tale with a happy ending?
There are 122 comments:
Female 54
"retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage..."

Haha, loser.

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Male 447
wanna hear a faster one!
once upon a time a kid masturbated the end!!
beat that!
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Female 1,572
how loving...
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Female 230
ooh i have a better story:

Once upon a time there was a man. He lived, he died. The end.

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Female 264
you guys are dumb so was that story
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Male 528
i guess im the first to say photoshopped?

jk ok?

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Male 204
what`s a joke?
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Male 559
im not so much against getting married as i am against having children
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Male 943
and died alone... the end.
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Male 361
lol that was pretty funny
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Male 1,204
darn feminazis... this is something called a... JOKE

yes, a JOKE

i`ll say it once more...
JOKE

so if u get offended, u were prob that women that said no to the guy, and the guy is a lot better off now

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Female 195
I love you guys! I read all 5 pages of your responses. You people are too funny! Thanks for all of the laughs :)
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Female 7
That story....Was beautiful.
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Male 904
Holy mother of... ITS A STORY!!! A JOKE!!! Lighten up.
1) I don`t `need` a woman, I just enjoy the company of women very much (Well, the ones that don`t bitch and whine about feminist rights all the time), and One day when I`ve found someone I want to marry, I`ll get married and hopefully spend the rest of my life in marital bliss (deluded? Maybe...)
2) `Don`t knock masturbation; It`s sex with someone I love very much" - Woody Allen
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Male 12
Well I liked it anyways.
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Male 651
"retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage..."

Yeah, for you.

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Male 129
Ok, men DON`T need women. I can take care of myself just as well. Any self-respecting man would never disrespect a woman by making her his maid or whatever.
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Female 159
lol hah
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Male 204
Ok

The woman had sex, the end.

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Female 142
Someone should write a real womans fairy tale!!!
*scoff*
retarded men...there are SOME joys to marriage...
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Female 220
That was stupid.
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Male 1,204
i think i will devise a new story.

and that is my story

haha i beat every1! no1 can beat me now! i think i shud fics ma spelin buz i dun wana.

Lol I think I`ll type properly now.

Anyway, my main point is, I liked this Fairy Tale, except for the fact that their was not a single fairy in it : (

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Male 4,246
Videogamer, it`s stirring up controversy by implying that men would be happy if they didn`t get married. Which makes no sense to me, `cause if marriage makes guys miserable, WHY ASK THE WOMAN TO MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE??!??!
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Male 3,014
How does a post this stupid get 100 posts (now 101)?
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Female 174
Heh funny :)
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Male 651
@Tomby: Okay then:

There was this man, woman, and child who lived in Maine. The child didn`t like it that mommy and daddy yelled at each other, so he ran away to Rome. The end.

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Male 98
Okay the rules for the shortest stories (because they have contests :/) Are that it has to have a setting, solution, problem, and 3 characters I beleive.
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Male 1,265
Caboose - Ok, so my sources are questionable.

But stop a second and notice that I`m European. I never even attended 8th grade, because there is no 8th grade over here.

"if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier."

What`s wrong sonny, never get any time on your own?

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Female 152
Am I the only girl who found this funny? Pft. Lighten up people, it`s just a joke.
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Male 56
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Male 56
The next post will be my story
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Male 204
The old lady shoulda stopped ******* everybody!!
That`s y she has so many damn kids.
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Male 587
^true dat
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Female 23
this is stupid... seriously
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Male 1,420
no harm done... its just that you kind of used me as the example of being feminist, and there were others being more feminist even if you DID misunderstand
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Male 555
Many apologies to sertrbl - my mistake
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Female 338
Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. I win!
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Male 737
No idea, but questions are raised.

HOW does Red Riding Hood mistake her Grandmother for a wolf?

WHY, if the porridge was too cold, didn`t Goldie Locks just stick it in the microwave for a bit?

WHAT is the reason behind living in a shoe?

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Male 651
^^^ Is that proof that, even in fairy tales, women are completely dense?
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Male 737
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood`s throat was ripped out by the Big Bad Wolf before her bloody corpse was thrown to a pack of wild dogs to be mis-shapen and mutilated until all that was left was a few lumps of flesh that matched the colour of her hood.
Also, Goldie Locks was savaged by three quite starving bears, the Old Woman in a shoe died of an ingrown toenail, and Grettel was turned into a shortbread, which Hansel promptly consumed.

Don`t ask what the hell i`m on about, i`m really tired...

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Male 651
Besides, there`s a reason the story was called a "fairy tale."

@Caboose: KMeTG already has you beat in the spelling department.

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Male 651
happily ever after, even if she did get all his stuff. The end.

Sorry, but I`m sick of the male and female stereotypes. Women don`t always complain just as men don`t always sit on their asses in front of the TV drinking beer and farting the Star Spangled Banner every chance they get.

Just shut up already. Nobody`s going to win this debate.

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Male 651
And here`s Boxtop`s version of the story:

One day, a young man asked a woman to marry him. Elated, she said yes. But the relationship didn`t last for long, since the woman hadn`t learned how to keep her mouth shut.

The man had worked 9/5 at an auto shop on minimum wage just to keep himself afloat, yet his new wife wouldn`t stop bitching about how money was tight. Yet it was apparent that the woman was wasting money on worthless crap she didn`t need, such as shoes and stuff. When he complained, she accused him of being "controlling" and a "typical man" and told him to "mind his own goddamn business."

Even when he sat on the couch after a long day of fixing engines, she accused him of being lazy and shurking his duties. And she even complained when he DID his chores, saying he was going "too slow" or "not doing them right."

Finally, he couldn`t take it anymore, told that bitch to go screw herself, and got a divorce. He lived happi

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Male 21
thats funny
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Male 651
"It`s actually very healthy, for men and women! Releases endorphins, burns calories, etc"

Personally I think that`s crap. All masturbation does, aside from making you feel like a pervert, is make you tired all the time and fry your brain cells. And this claim is coming from experience.

Plus my eyesight is bad but that`s probably because I sit at the computer 24/7.

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Female 50
Stop fighting! Jeez, do you guys need a women to break up your fights, too? Ha ha, jk.

i vote caboose wins the stortest story award!

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Male 1,420
"lol foolish feminazis like sertrbl... when will you learn that many men are quite cabable of cooking their own food and dressing themselves.. and the ones who can`t really don`t give a sh|t.
Honestly, the required maintenance of being a woman has obviously eaten away your soul."
dude, lay off the marijuana.
i said men DONT need women to cook and clean. idiot.
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Male 1,204
"Point of fact, men NEED to ejaculate. The testes keep on producing more and more sperm and to handle the overflow a guy needs to either masturbate or he can just wait until he has a wet dream."

wow ur a moron. did u ever happen to take health in 8th grade? i`m only 14 and i know that ur a moron, and that isn`t true. all unused sperm is dissolved and absorbed back into the body as energy. if sperm built up till u had a wet dream, i`d be about 10 lbs heavier.

pwned

also, he`s a better and shorter story then HA

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beat that!

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Male 1,014
Awesome story. And if masturbation did all that I`d be a blind gorilla.
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Male 259
heh, such a cliffhanger, we need a sequel to this fairy tale to see what acually hapens next, unless its one of those that you are supposed to make up what happens next yourself...
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Male 1,265
^^^No.
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Male 68
yeh well beat this

one upon a time
a man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said yes and they lived hapily evr after.

ha yeah yu never thought of tht did you

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Male 2,216
Real Fairy Story (Im gay, Im allowed! lol)

A guy asked another guy "wanna be my boyfriend?" he said yes, and together they farted when they wanted, ate what they liked, had lots of female friends, went to see musicals like Wicked, and were able to share clothing.

THE END.

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Male 1,478
DUMB.
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Female 351
haha reminds me of someone i know... www.myspace.com/hornyxxx
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Male 83
Yes, that was quite short.
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Female 170
I`m gonna stab my throat... that was dumb...
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Male 610
lets see.... i`ve read all the comments and i can break it down into three catagories of responses

1: self professed authors
2: angry heel and pan throwing women
3: wankers :P

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Male 598
I LIKE THE WAY ALL THE WOMEN POSTERS ON THIS ARE LIKE, "MEN NEED US, CAUSE WE LIKE SEX 2!!!!!!"
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Male 142
nice
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Male 1,265
Point of fact, men NEED to ejaculate. The testes keep on producing more and more sperm and to handle the overflow a guy needs to either masturbate or he can just wait until he has a wet dream.
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Male 204
One upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him
The girl said NO MUDA*****
So, the guy kiled her, and dragged her to dump.
He threw her into the trash, and she was never seen again.

The morel of the story:Eat your broccoli and don`t masturbate

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Female 1,071
haha i liked men.
men and women dont have to go together to live happily stupid femminazis.
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Female 29
how do you add a link? like a fgame to show up on the homepage? ;-/
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Female 73
How do I submit a site?
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Male 292
how did that get posted???
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Male 908
Zerocyde
Nice :P
I can see you dodging frying pans already
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Female 679
^^LOL^^
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Female 412
no fairies
hers a fairy tale:

one upon a time
a man askd a woman 2 marry him, she said NO and then his fairy gave him a hot blonde chic and he lived hapily evr after.

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Female 3,574
haha Zeocyde XD
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Female 3,574
Men don`t need women at all? I seriously doubt that o_O; women need men too, just as much. Noth sexes can`t really live life without the other.
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Female 3,562
...and he never had sex again. The end.
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Male 3,255
The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

"The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
and stayed skinny.
The End"

How could she afford all that without the man`s paycheck? *runs away dodging thrown high-heels and frying pans*

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Female 67
that was kind of dumb.
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Male 94
The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
and stayed skinny.
The End

Wait wait wait, If she`s single, Where is she getting the money to do all those things?

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Female 140
lol
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Male 2,307
Men don`t need Women outside of reproduction, just ask the Greeks.
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Female 411
i like phco`s version. but then again i like both versions. since the girl said no to the guy, both of them were happy.

LIFE LESSON: don`t get married?

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Male 163
ohhh i just love happy endings
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Female 679
^^ LOL ^^

Once Upon A Time, A girl jumped. The end.

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Male 1,406
Lol, reminds me of Kramer telling Jerry about not getting married. They just sit around the table, saying "How was your day? How was your day? Oh, I don`t know, how was your day?" :D
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Female 340
Oh geez, what if some little kid was stupid enough to copy the words and print them out on a Microsoft word, and then take it to school for a project or something?? He`d definately get an F.
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Female 32
Wow, folks, I think we need to brush up on what a sexist is.

The story was crap, if I had to read it for a class or something I would have prolly ripped it up.

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Female 1,697
the girl in the stoy lived even more happy cos she didn`t have to clean his housband clothes, and she relaxed whenever she wanted and there were no annoying kids in the house.

the happy end

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Female 2,552
JOESUS, and this isn`t sexist?
Please, don`t start a war.
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Female 2,552
PHCO3, your story is so true lol.
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Male 197
"Saturday, October 07, 2006 2:59:35 AM
He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P"
how about you take your head out of your own arse you sexist b itch
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Female 2,552
Funny? I thought it was a stupid.
I don`t think I`m a feminist, I just thought it was stupid lol. Not all girls are like that.
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Male 1,420
"He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P"
the problem is, nothing in that lit can kill someone. plus, men dont care if they dont eat real food, smell bad, OR dressed like an adolescent.
if they cared, they could just not do it, it doesnt require a woman. men are that way because they want to be, not becasue we cant.
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Male 4,393
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! NOT :(
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Male 211
Masturbation doesnt give you hariy palms or make you blind, those are just myths to scare teenagers. Its a totaly natural thing to do, its sex without a girl, your body doesnt know the differance.
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Male 2,057
meh
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Female 3,574
The girl found someone better obviously.

And I agree he probably did masturbate a lot :P

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Male 743
i have a shorter strory:

HA

thats it

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Male 266
lol
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Female 811
Lame!
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Male 178
I mean i can beat you, lol my story is shorter than yours, ner ner nee ner ner
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Female 231
what happened to the girl in the story?
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Male 178
End.
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Male 178
cheesecar i cant beat you: heres my story...
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Female 345
It was a bit pointless and keeps you unbored for about 5 seconds.
And it`s not a fairy tale, there are no fairys in it!
GAH.
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Male 272
Meh.
*turns back around and sniffs sharpies*
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Male 498
sniff it SOOOO buetiful
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Male 118
how can it be a fairy story there are no gays in it
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Female 220
The female version of the shortest fairy tale:

The World`s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
and stayed skinny.
The End

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Male 2,551
A boy and his father where at a wedding. The boy turns to the father and says "Dad, why are all the women wearing white?" so the dad replies "Because it`s the happiest day of their lives..." The boy thinks for a moment "So the men are wearing black because..." he says. The dad replies "Yes son, you`re right..."
xD
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Female 3,001
it was funny =)

lol ^^ cheescar u have no story

geek

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Male 803
Worlds shortest fairy tale? I can think of a shorter one...

"The End"

top that!

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Female 679
Once upon a time a boy died. The end.
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Female 153
Galileo - it`s actually very healthy, for men and women! Releases endorphins, burns calories, etc
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Male 175
^^no
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Male 731
does masturbation give you hairy palms and bad vision? i also heard it screws up adrenal glands and that masturbation could kill yuo
(check www.herballove.com) good thing i never masturbate
and btw....my greek teacher has hairy palms and wears glasses, and is single....maybe he gets a bit to happy sometimes ;-)
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Female 84
It definately could have been shorter.
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Female 1,211
lucky girl :-D
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Female 66
there is a short one.
once upon a time. and they lived happyly ever after.the end
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Female 679
Yey!
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Female 42
He also died early because he couldn`t feed himself anything that wasn`t ordered through a speaker, smelled bad, dressed like an adolescent, and had hairy palms and bad vision due to all the masturbation... don`t lie, men NEED women :P
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Male 19
lmao :-) 3rd Post :-)
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Male 2,567
Lol
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Female 799
He prob masterbated a lot too.
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Female 531
Hahaha!
The Feminazi`s won`t like this.
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Male 10,115
Link: World`s Shortest Fairy Tale [Rate Link] - Don`t you love a fairy tale with a happy ending?
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