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Date: 10/11/06 02:05 AM

40 Responses to World`s Largest Swiss Army Knife

  1. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    Link: World`s Largest Swiss Army Knife - Looks handy.
  2. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 5:39 pm
    But does it have a double-cut wood saw? What, it has two!?!
  3. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 3:26 am
    I thought Victorinox was the maker of the official Swiss Army brand?
  4. Profile photo of rhi666
    rhi666 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:26 am
    who wants to pay $1,200.00 for a knife?
  5. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:39 am
    Oh yerr I saw this on TV. Whip that out in front of an attacker and they`d run a mile. Or just clonk `em on the head with it.
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    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:49 am
    All we need now is a HUGE pair of clown trousers with pockets big enough to carry it around in.
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 5:16 am
    ^^^ Sweet, I`ve been waiting for an excuse to wear mine :-D

    *crickets chirp*


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    SheDevil_666 Female 30-39
    27 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:03 am
    Handy if ur out n suddenly need a Golf shoe spike wrench
  9. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:07 am
  10. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 7:40 am
    "Flat philips head screwdriver"

    What the hell???

  11. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:04 am
    Like you would ever need all those tools.
  12. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:14 am
    It definitely seems to be too bulky to use in any emergency.
  13. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:26 am
    Pocket buddy is still better, it has a horn (simpsons). But anyway, this looks insanely dangerous. How can you get the right tool every time instead of a saw cutting your finger off?
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    signed_in Male 18-29
    122 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:10 am
    Read the article; it is for display rather than use.
  15. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:16 am
    "Golf club face cleaner"
  16. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
    I gotta get me a bigger pocket!
  17. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 10:43 am
    Its kinda like when you have a bundle of keys...
    When you finally get this monster knife you will probably have to fundle around for almost twenty minutes to find the right tool
    In the mean time you are probably going to cut urself with all the sharp objects you have to fondle threw
  18. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 11:21 am
    ^^well said...^^

    I thought the idea of swiss army knifes was that then fit into your pocket....

  19. Profile photo of fer-de-lance
    fer-de-lance Female 13-17
    14 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 11:38 am
    ^That used to be the idea...until they tought that it would be much handier to have every tool in one place. Then you`d never need to worry about misplaced tools again. (Unless of course you lose the whole damn knife...)
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 12:03 pm
    that was on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross. he made it funny
  21. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    Jonathon Ross makes everything funny. ;-)
  22. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    I browsed around the site a bit and found:

    "Swiss Army™ Fragrance Our original Swiss Army fragrance as well as Altitude and For Her"

    Now YOU can smell like the Swiss Army!

  23. Profile photo of Pandasims
    Pandasims Female 18-29
    504 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 1:42 pm
    ah so they`ve got the knife, a quick spritz of the perfume to mask the sweaty smell they`ll develope after having to hold that beast
  24. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
    yea i saw that with jonathan ross
  25. Profile photo of car_ramrod
    car_ramrod Male 13-17
    66 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    im not sure what a reamer is..but this thing has 2 of em, and a couple of wire cutters, mutiple rulers, a few can openers...i think im gunna make and sell a product like this only it will have nothing but 100 of the same screwdrives and each one will be a couple millameters longer and wider than the one before it
  26. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:36 pm
    ??????? do u really need a swiss army knife that weighs 2 pounds and is like shoving ur arm in ur pocket if u even put it in ur pocket at all
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:47 pm
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:47 pm
    car ramrod, they have that. i have that.
  29. Profile photo of kate192
    kate192 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:27 pm
    That`s kind of stupid.

    Actually, it`s really stupid.

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    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 10:53 pm
    well on the positive note you probably wouldnt have to buy another screwdriver or any other manual powered tool in your lifetime
  31. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 12:56 am
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    dameloth Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 1:33 am
    ah yes.. the ultimate "key ring"
  33. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    You`d need a backpack to carry it in though.
  34. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    October 13, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    Did anyone else see that eppie of MADtv with the Mache20? The razor with 20 blades.
    This so reminds me of that.
  35. Profile photo of byebyemoto
    byebyemoto Female 13-17
    345 posts
    October 14, 2006 at 9:45 am
    I saw this in a magazine the other day...
  36. Profile photo of jesseflan
    jesseflan Female 18-29
    17 posts
    October 15, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    haha! i love the fact that swiss army knives are made in america, lol!
  37. Profile photo of OmnipoTeen
    OmnipoTeen Female 70 & Over
    1 post
    October 15, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    "You don`t need a pouch, it has a key ring."
  38. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 18, 2006 at 4:29 am
    No USB Flash drive?? What a RIP-OFF!!!
  39. Profile photo of jdelaney
    jdelaney Female 18-29
    82 posts
    November 2, 2006 at 12:09 am
    Oh, yay! More tools for random violence. After all big thuggish psycho guys are the only ones who can actually carry those buggers around.
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    pffffttttt1 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 7:28 am

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