World`s Largest Swiss Army Knife

Submitted by: xelous 11 years ago in Misc
http://www.wengerna.com/press/p091206.jsp

Looks handy.
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Male 298
O_O
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Female 82
Oh, yay! More tools for random violence. After all big thuggish psycho guys are the only ones who can actually carry those buggers around.
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Male 4,246
No USB Flash drive?? What a RIP-OFF!!!
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Female 1
"You don`t need a pouch, it has a key ring."
Genius.
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Female 17
haha! i love the fact that swiss army knives are made in america, lol!
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Female 345
I saw this in a magazine the other day...
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Female 663
Did anyone else see that eppie of MADtv with the Mache20? The razor with 20 blades.
This so reminds me of that.
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Male 797
You`d need a backpack to carry it in though.
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Male 101
ah yes.. the ultimate "key ring"
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Female 447
idiocy
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Male 277
well on the positive note you probably wouldnt have to buy another screwdriver or any other manual powered tool in your lifetime
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Female 166
That`s kind of stupid.

Actually, it`s really stupid.

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Male 730
car ramrod, they have that. i have that.
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Male 2,781
TAKE YOU SOME TIME TO FIND WHAT YOU`RE LOOKING FOR...
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Male 1,725
??????? do u really need a swiss army knife that weighs 2 pounds and is like shoving ur arm in ur pocket if u even put it in ur pocket at all
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Male 66
im not sure what a reamer is..but this thing has 2 of em, and a couple of wire cutters, mutiple rulers, a few can openers...i think im gunna make and sell a product like this only it will have nothing but 100 of the same screwdrives and each one will be a couple millameters longer and wider than the one before it
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Male 160
yea i saw that with jonathan ross
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Female 504
ah so they`ve got the knife, a quick spritz of the perfume to mask the sweaty smell they`ll develope after having to hold that beast
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Male 5,094
I browsed around the site a bit and found:

"Swiss Army™ Fragrance Our original Swiss Army fragrance as well as Altitude and For Her"


Now YOU can smell like the Swiss Army!

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Male 188
Jonathon Ross makes everything funny. ;-)
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Male 2,057
that was on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross. he made it funny
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Female 14
^That used to be the idea...until they tought that it would be much handier to have every tool in one place. Then you`d never need to worry about misplaced tools again. (Unless of course you lose the whole damn knife...)
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Male 178
^^well said...^^

I thought the idea of swiss army knifes was that then fit into your pocket....

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Male 908
Its kinda like when you have a bundle of keys...
When you finally get this monster knife you will probably have to fundle around for almost twenty minutes to find the right tool
In the mean time you are probably going to cut urself with all the sharp objects you have to fondle threw
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Female 1,001
I gotta get me a bigger pocket!
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Female 269
"Golf club face cleaner"
wow
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Male 121
Read the article; it is for display rather than use.
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Male 1,406
Pocket buddy is still better, it has a horn (simpsons). But anyway, this looks insanely dangerous. How can you get the right tool every time instead of a saw cutting your finger off?
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Male 3,014
It definitely seems to be too bulky to use in any emergency.
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Female 811
Like you would ever need all those tools.
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Male 216
"Flat philips head screwdriver"

What the hell???

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Male 2,567
uhh..
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Female 27
Handy if ur out n suddenly need a Golf shoe spike wrench
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Female 324
^^^ Sweet, I`ve been waiting for an excuse to wear mine :-D

*crickets chirp*

hmm.

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Female 399
All we need now is a HUGE pair of clown trousers with pockets big enough to carry it around in.
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Female 289
Oh yerr I saw this on TV. Whip that out in front of an attacker and they`d run a mile. Or just clonk `em on the head with it.
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Female 23
who wants to pay $1,200.00 for a knife?
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Male 1,354
I thought Victorinox was the maker of the official Swiss Army brand?
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Male 2,513
But does it have a double-cut wood saw? What, it has two!?!
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Male 2,513
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