Under 35 and a White Male?

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/funtime.htm

You might want to visit Keiko in Japan.
There are 116 comments:
Male 3,631
Overmann, I think it`s mostly an inside joke. And I`m sure the vastness of your jokes is only matched by the hollowness through which they ring. I guess the only funny thing about you is your insistence on trying to convince others and yourself that Hannibal Lecter would want to have anything to do with you outside of enjoying your liver over Favre beans and a nice Chianti. Even he had a better sense of humor, for I`m sure his grasp of exaggeration and sarcasm would be sufficient to prevent your falling victim to offhand comments by flippant discussion-board provocateurs. You wish you were worthy of that avatar.
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Female 96
And she`s racist! Why must it be white men?? Or did she get bored with Asian men????
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Female 96
Oh my goodness! Her parents pay her apartment and school fees but what she wants is to have sex with some guys over the net in the apartment?!?!??!?!!!! What a waste of money then! Her parents should know this >:( Stupid girl.
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Male 111
when you reach the hotel you`ll be trapped in a room full of cursed evil kimono dolls but you`ll think what happen to chuckie and his family? well he`s on holiday and he hired the "japanese" dolls to kill you.Die Dolls... Die... HARAKIRI!!!
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Male 28
LOL! I was laughing through the whole page..."European and American guys are very sexy and yummy"

XD

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Male 951
Yeah maybe. And Suicism is a long-winded, self-absorbed, pretentious idiot.
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Male 555
Overmann is the man.
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Male 2,605
"Ha ha Overmann, your determination is quite adorable! Also, on the issue of your devotion to feminist skirmishes? I was being flippant!"

What`s adorable is your selective use of larger words without bothering to correct your subsequent grammar mishaps. Oh, and pardon me for taking ill to others putting words in my mouth and attempting to smear my name - that`s my job.

"Try to have a sense of humor once in awhile!"

I have a kick-ass sense of humor, only the majority of people don`t understand it and nothing is gained by my trying to relate it. In the end, my sense of humor serves as a vast inside joke and is riotous to those who appreciate it.

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Male 555
TRUE IDENTITY: tubgirl. anyone?
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Female 314
I think she just wants to use the guy to come to the US........
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Male 3,631
"...how could I ensure all will die if I would die before them?"

Ha ha Overmann, your determination is quite adorable! Also, on the issue of your devotion to feminist skirmishes? I was being flippant! Try to have a sense of humor once in awhile! I do, however, appreciate the seriousness in which you respond to my posts. Quite worth the while.

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Male 223
-click- Im 15..and white...
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Female 713
Wow did any other japanese students notice how freakishly GOOD her english is? Yes japanese girls around that age have a small amount of english under their belt (its like when we learned spanish or french in school) but unless shes been studying or living abroad her English is too American...
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Female 110
is that real?!? oh dear jesus...
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Male 2,605
"What, do you value your life only in relation to whether or not others retain theirs?"

No, you misunderstand. The only reason why I would rather die first is so that I may die without the fear of knowing I would soon die, if in fact global human extinction was inevitable. No empty threats, no inconsistencies.

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Male 2,605
"Since you abdicated your devotion do battling `feminists...`"

What devotion? I never said I hated feminists, but rather like ensuring they have a realistic definition of what they`re fighting for.

"I was referring to the hypocrisy in your requirement that others follow suit..."

I said that if the whole human race were to become extinct in a matter of moments (some vitally deadly pathogen that targeted only humans enveloped the planet, for instance), I said I would like to be first. The requirement is that others *will* die as well, seeing how there isn`t a cure for this pathogen. One scenario.

If on the other hand you are suggesting *I* should instigate the extinction of the human race (hmm, a tempting possibility), how could I ensure all will die if I would die before them?

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Male 951
With IAB`s bar having been lowered to where it is lately, actually this is a perfect submission for the site. Tasteless, idiotic, fake, stomach-turning...it`s got it all. And of course as an added bonus, we have the comments, with morons all clamoring over each other as they actually take this thing seriously. You go, IAB.

F-ing disgusting. On all counts.

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Female 663
We saw how it all went down on the Grudge. The only difference is that Bill Pullman`s a wee bit over the 35 mark.

White man takes mysterious dive off 20 story building. I think not!

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Male 4,246
On Wednesday, October 18, 2006 12:12:16 AM R_U_Kidding said:
`Can`t we just look at this site, say "wow, that`s bizarre, one doesn`t see that everyday" and move on??`

I suppose not.

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Male 292
IM COMING KEIKO!!!! oh wait I`m asian
hahahhahaha i laugh
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Male 3,631
Since you abdicated your devotion do battling "feminists," I find it suitable to confront you with this inconsistency; an empty threat on your part!
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Male 3,631
Overmann, I was referring to the hypocrisy in your requirement that others follow suit, when your values for existence or non-existence should remain independent from theirs. What, do you value your life only in relation to whether or not others retain theirs? Is the value of your life wrapped up into their slow, futile exercise in procrastination? Why don`t you make a stand now, and do it, if your predilection has ANY validity on it`s own; otherwise, it is simply an empty notion. Like one claiming in retrospect they would have the courage to do now what they did not then.
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Male 2,703
overmann and suicism, thank you for some logical insight into a very overly depressed topic. it seems that the feminist, like the "minorities", like to see it as them being the oppressed, while the white males (which seem to be the only thing left), are the oppressors. but when feminism and racism are being fought for, they actually turn it onto the "oppressors". i never thought i would actually read a well thought out, and intellectually verbose, discussion on IAB. its usually full of idiots claiming first posts and "photoshop"s. thank you for rekindling my love for reading comments on IAB.
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Male 95
I just went to meet her and now im missing a kidney. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 4,246
Awwww jeeeeez, you guys!!! I`m too tired to THINK DEEPLY about stuff like feminism and unions and the cesspool that is society today!! Can`t we just look at this site, say "wow, that`s bizarre, one doesn`t see that everyday" and move on??
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Male 2,605
Well, Suicism, I`m not likely to change my opinion of the definition of feminism, if that`s what you mean by hypocrisy. However, I don`t seek to "battle" feminists and I don`t hate them; in fact I think a number of them are smart and passionate and merely misguided. Vindicate is an example of this, from where I stand.

And, for the record... if the entire human race were to become extinct in a matter of minutes, I should certainly like to be first, not knowing to fear. Good luck to those who are next, I say.

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Male 3,631
Overmann, I take it back. As long as you`re battling feminists with me, I do not wish you to be the first to go under your self-described plan for the extinction of the Human Species. The moment you stop, I WILL call you on your hypocrisy, however.
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Female 412
she`d probably steal your organs and sell them on the black market
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Male 274
Jack off people and get over it, I can`t believe how many people are getting fooled.

Hopefully they will die, and the number will of idiots will go down.

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Male 986
who is.....she???
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Male 1,521
For the love of G-D! Pity I`m older than 35! Aggh! Japanese Girls are so damn hot!
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Male 274
Guess she`ll be throwing a granade into the same closet that she is hiding in.

Than again, any fool that thinks that this is really shold just pull the pin and sit on the granade.

That would be much less painful then the truth.}-)

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Male 65
SCAM its gonna b some guy that will rape u ane you`ll never be seen again
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Male 2,605
"Overmann, this is the FIRST VALID POINT I`ve ever seen you make..."

A genuine pity.

"I believe it`s the first time you`ve confronted this issue, too."

Not really. I`ve had rows with a number of feminists that lurk on these forums. Watch yourself, lest you want them lashing out at you as well.

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Male 522
she`ll probably mutilate you when your sleeping and sell your organs to the yakuza :(
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Male 602
All I want to know is if buddy is just pulling us, getting paid or just want some action. (please don`t ban me :D)
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Male 1,204
also, this is prob fake? any1 think about that? comon really, if it is on IAB it is prob fake!!!!! any1 sane their other than a handful of bright people?
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Male 738
I`m really sorry guys, I just gotta get this out of my system...I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Aaaah, that felt good.

BTW, Korea>Japan.

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Male 738
Back to work, or I`ll burn you feet! YOUR FEET!

She can have hot sex with white guys in a much easier manner. Go find a white guy. There are plenty there. Say "LET`S MAKE THE SEX!!". Bang, there ya go. Try your English as well? Try saying "Harder". She really must consider the easier choices. Besides, she probably has AIDs.

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Male 3,631
Kinda like how Unions should be APPALLED at the current efforts of illegal aliens to get into this country; what with the monopolitstic mechanism by which these unions have maintained their standards of extortion throughout the years, and the discrepancy in labor-compensation that these "undocumented workers" procure through illegal economic practices under dishonest employers. But the most perverse thing is, unions turn a blind eye to it instead, for they consider their casues to all fall under the same liberal umbrella: defence of the "working man, the little-guy, the oppressed and underrepresented!" Wouldn`t everybody endeavor to fit the qualifications of the class described herein if they could, to reap the compensation wrought by such Orwellian efforts of Big-Brother to look out for all his little peeps? No wonder it succeeds so well in coagulating all of the greedy gimme` elements throughout our gluttonous proletariat. I can`t wait for this party to fall apart
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Male 3,631
Not to mention the blind-eye the seem to turn toward the BIGGEST cultural contributors/adherents of female sexual-objectification: rap artists and the black cultural counterparts it has spawned (/spawned it? Urban Sprawl!)...
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Male 3,631
Overmann, this is the FIRST VALID POINT I`ve ever seen you make, the first point I could have any enthusiasm for. I believe it`s the first time you`ve confronted this issue, too. Feminism has itself become a double-standard, as women have become more promiscuous and "objectified" sexually through their efforts towards "liberation" and "independence," and if a movement really WERE for striving toward equality between the sexes, it`s title would be sexually neutral.
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Female 2,552
um SLUT?!
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Male 2,605
mischief83, that`s because it *is* a dirty word. Your definition? Yea, that`s pretty much bullsh*t. Feminism is the exclusive promotion of women`s rights. That`s it. Whether this is done to achieve equality or to exceed the rights of men is simply not specified in the name itself.

Bottom line is there is no doctrine promoting equality among the sexes. The promotion of equality among sexes should not have a sex-specific name.

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Female 275
^That just proved she`s a joke. She`s just aiming for publicity. lonelygirl15 on YouTube used innocence as a cover; this girl is using promiscuity so her site visitors will learn more about her and discover the tie in to Audition.
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Female 142
^^^ that sounds like something that inspired the vid. "This mirror isnt big enough for the two of us" on mcr... but yeah... uh...
I bet her mother is so proud...

I especially love the comment

"if you went you`d probably end up being killed by a meowing Japanese ghost boy and his gimpy mother."

If you were stupid enough to go up there i HOPE you`d be killed like that

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Male 27
OMG... I translated her homepage and here is a plot summary for her "favorite movie"...

Plot Summary for
Ôdishon (1999)

Seven years after the death of his wife, company executive Aoyama is invited to sit in on auditions for an actress. Leafing through the resumés in advance, his eye is caught by Yamazaki Asami, a striking young woman with ballet training. On the day of the audition, she`s the last person they see. Aoyama is hooked. He notes her number from her file, calls her and takes her to dinner. He hesitates to call again, worried that he`ll seem too eager. When he does, Asami knowingly lets the phone ring for some time before answering. She`s alone in her darkened room - alone, that is, apart from the writhing victim she has tied up in a sack on the floor...

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Female 1,596
Any sexual predator will go and see her and she would be end up, dead or raped. Oh wells, she`s a retard.
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Male 186
feminism (fem`e niz`em) n. The principle that women should have political, economic, and social rights equal to those of men

I hate when people use it as a dirty word. Extreme promiscuity like this is dirty for both sexes

...and its a fake

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Male 4,393
oh well
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Female 583
thats just crazy!
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Male 2,605
"You know its funny, you all call her a whore, but maybe she is just loving life. I know that I have slept with many many women, and have been nicknamed "Ho" for 13 years, yet no one says it with bad meaning. However, here you are all casting stones at this girl calling her a whore? Damn,talk about double standards in today`s society. Whether the page is a hoax or not. I admire a woman that does not mind to express her sexuality and individualism. Thats just my take."

And I admire a woman with a bit more sophistication than to sleep with whatever sojourner happens her way (oh wait, pardon me, she set the condition that they only be under 35 and white, my bad). To each his own, buddy, so I`ll call her a whore if I wish. Men who sleep around are also whores, in case you didn`t know.

Double standards, indeed. Where have you been? That`s the whole motivation behind feminism, which actually itself is a double standard. Imagine that.

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Male 3,631
I`m so there (babbles incohoerently)... I am flabberghasted (drools)...
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Male 106
umm.. i gotta go.. if anyone needs me i`ll be in Tokyo. =)
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Female 401
that is insane! she must be pretty damn desperate!!
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Male 144
dont call her a whore!!! the proper term is "social" poo I always wanted to check out japan but didint want to bother with hotel costs....I dont care if there`s sexy time or not I`ll still crash with her
sexy-time would be nice
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Male 1,204
well, people who think everything in japanese is superior, about a third of their tech and intelligence was stolen from korea... if u were korean u`d know

and i also agree with the guy that u should wait till marraige b4 sex... man wats up with IAB standards nowadays?

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Female 67
it`s gotta be fake.
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Male 957
this is disgusting. the worst thing IAB has had on in a long time!
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Female 3,696
WTF? cutest slut ever? o.O?
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Male 1,406
98% sure it`s a 80 year old man. That or a friend who`s playing a trick on her.
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Male 1,225
I agree witht the first two posts, Audition is a likely scenario coming from her...

It`s like Hostle only the female gets a sexual satisfaction from torturing the guy.

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Male 53
It`s a rip-off... Remember the Turkish guy "I kiss you", Mahir? Someone hacked his page... Luckily nobody tried to rape him, but it made the guy famous all over the world...
I can see the attempted humor in it but with an attractive young woman, and what could possibly happen, I don`t find it funny.
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Male 586
It`s a trap.
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Male 1,383
What about black dudes?
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Male 1,360
1 for the pink, 2 for the stink...
SEX!!!!!
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Male 2
OMG!!! A 7-11? RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET? Im ordering a ticket!!!
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Male 650
me love you long time

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Male 121
Nah, the best calcs come from casio. Ah yes, that is Japanese.
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Female 1,572
Wow....a japanese hore....I love japan...too bad I`m not gay...or a whore...:(
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Male 2,703
i wish i was like 12. the only requirement was to be UNDER 35, 12 is under 35...
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Male 2,703
"You know its funny, you all call her a whore, but maybe she is just loving life. I know that I have slept with many many women, and have been nicknamed "Ho" for 13 years, yet no one says it with bad meaning. However, here you are all casting stones at this girl calling her a whore? Damn,talk about double standards in today`s society. Whether the page is a hoax or not. I admire a woman that does not mind to express her sexuality and individualism. Thats just my take."

its funny, when a guy says hes slept around, hes a god, but if a woman does, shes a whore. both are not right! am i the only one that believes that you should wait until marriage?

also, the best calculators come from texas, from texas instrument. and the best computers come from california, apple`s headquarters.

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Male 27
lads ive pulled! lol
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Male 572
when you listen to the song u can tell its fake no guy would send a girl he liked that kinda song FAKE
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Female 430
I think i smell her loose crotch from here
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Female 407
i wonder how many guys are actually going...
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Male 222
"I will possibly have lots of sex for a long time! Yay!" LOL I`m off to Japan, to catch myself an STD! It would completely be worth it she`s hot.
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Male 85
You know its funny, you all call her a whore, but maybe she is just loving life. I know that I have slept with many many women, and have been nicknamed "Ho" for 13 years, yet no one says it with bad meaning. However, here you are all casting stones at this girl calling her a whore? Damn,talk about double standards in today`s society. Whether the page is a hoax or not. I admire a woman that does not mind to express her sexuality and individualism. Thats just my take.
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Male 2,605
Yummy yummy sex sex, hehe!

What a whore.

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Male 2,057
wow i know but her english grammar isnt too great
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Male 11,739
I translated her other web page and it says something like she lives two stations north of Tokyo station.

It says that on the fake page too. So at least she`s consistent. If she wants to pay for my plane ticket (round trip) I`ll go stay with her. That is, if it wasn`t totally fake.

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Male 7
well, i guess if you`re going to the hellhole that is japan, you may as well shack up with some slut who has bukake breath!
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Male 695
there is a sexual assault just waiting to happen. what a racist.
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Male 1,354
It`s fake you dil wads.
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Male 91
Hey guys, settle down!
You can have her as soon as I am done with my trip to Japan
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Female 873
I hope her parents find her webpage and stop paying for her whore-house apartment! lol.
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Female 187
ammmm....slut!
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Male 129
What a disgusting girl.
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Male 610
anyone else thinks this seems a bit....Hostel-ish?

"hey im nce girl. wanna bangy bang bang? i slip drug into your food, you go sleep i get paid lotta money for european and american guy [i think its white guys cause the stereotype goes that you have all the money all the time] i call friend after he come take you and torture you till your family pay up. hee hee"

even if i was white i`d have to say PASS BIATCH!!

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Female 1,001
Rofl @ yellow fever


Thats a rape and murder waiting to happen

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Male 2,519
She`s a ninja, actually.

*rolls eyes*

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Male 36
Poor lady just wants a little loving.. such low standards.. lukia thinks it`s cute.
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Female 15
"if you went you`d probably end up being killed by a meowing Japanese ghost boy and his gimpy mother."

I....loved...that. :P
That was real funny.

Anyways....who in their f*cking right mind would do that? She wants to get raped is all.

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Male 28
Haha, she`s a dirty one, her.
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Male 278
wonder how many std`s she has.
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Male 263
its all good until she gets you drunk/passed out, steals everything that you have, and then dissapears. beware.
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Female 1,382
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

What do you think? I dont either!

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Male 1,354
It`s fake. I translated her other web page and it says something like she lives two stations north of Tokyo station, which is not what it says on the fake web page.
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Male 650
if you went you`d probably end up being killed by a meowing Japanese ghost boy and his gimpy mother.
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Male 2,567
uhh...
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Male 336
don`t you get it? ANYTHING from japan is far superior to everything else the world makes! I mean, cars, games, women, er, games, calculators... We should all just surrender right now and bow down to the true superior race!

this post does not reflect the beliefs of the poster and should be taken as sarcastic humor

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Male 2,586
sounds like every other ad on every other site- myspace, faceparty... etc etc... *I`m single, I`m cute, gimme sex*

*yawns*

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Female 236
I wish I was a bloke.

I`d go and stay there if I were. :D

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Female 811
What`s her motive? Maybe she`s a pimp?
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Female 1,172
She`s really cute...too bad she`s a whore. lol
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Male 1,265
Would be awesome experience, happy sunshine time for all.

I call bullpoo, though.

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Male 189
Ah, white people... society`s punchline. I`m surprised she hasn`t joined the Myspace cult... yet.
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Male 193
Hmm..I am a white male under the age of 35. This would be a dream...and yet, I lose respect for her because she sounds like a whore. So that pisses me off. Therefore, I SHALL NOT BE GOING TO JAPAN TO SEE KEIKO.

Stupidest move ever, I know...but...Too good to be true. SLUT.

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Male 336
mail isn`t going through. i wonder....

btw, is there a way to edit posts that i`m missing?

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Male 336
watch this be a huge hoax. even so, I wrote her
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Male 460
Just a bit desperate
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Female 207
What the hell.
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Male 1,354
I bet this is totally fake. Did you listen to the song? It sounds like someone hacked her site and posted that crap. Besides, I am sure that she can find plenty of white men to sleep with in Tokyo, trust me. I live near Tokyo . . . and no I like women, I am just saying there`s lots of white men with yellow fever in Tokyo.
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Male 23
Audition was awesome. At least the ending was.
I think "she" might be hiding something in her pants. And it`s not something good.
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Male 185
Anyone see that movie Audition.
Be wary I say.
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Male 10,115
Link: Under 35 and a White Male? [Rate Link] - You might want to visit Keiko in Japan.
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