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Date: 10/04/06 02:20 AM

52 Responses to The Fish That Should Not Be

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 10:13 pm
    Link: The Fish That Should Not Be - You are a pirate on a little fishing trip.
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    phroedoux Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 29, 2006 at 10:42 pm
    Wow.... this isn`t even up yet.
  3. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    October 1, 2006 at 10:52 am
    I never caught anything.
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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:32 am
    not working for me...
  5. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:42 am
    How many games does Armor make...
    I mean they must just buy them off people or something
    cause seriously..
    hundred of games
  6. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:45 am
    and as for this game
    F THIS GAME
    ...i finally got a fish within a cm of my guy and it snapped outta no where...
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    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:03 am
    armor games doesnt make the game they just like sponsor it.
  8. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:13 am
    Gosh.. frustrating.. can`t catch a thing..
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    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:15 am
    Bonanafana bojangle ramble mustard, my freinds.
  10. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:22 am
    .....this is f*cking frustrating.
  11. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:50 am
    Bah! I Thought This Would Be Good.
  12. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:56 am
    way too hard! if they made it easier, i`d <3 it. but no. :(
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 4:05 am
    Someone post the "you are a pirate" video... your description of this link made me think of it, hehe
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 8:30 am
    This game is rubbish!
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    314159 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 10:51 am
    It may not actually b impossible to catch a fish (I eventually got a couple) but you spend more on bait than you can ever get for catching the fish.

    The trouble is the game gets easier the more you play, but you just can`t work through the starting stages.

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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 12:18 pm
    took forever to load..
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 1:04 pm
    and then it sucked..i didnt even catch a single lousy fish....and u start off with the "worst" equipment.grrrr
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    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    Fishing games suck, pirates or not.
  19. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 1:21 pm
    i usually LOVE fishing games, i LOVE real fishing, but this is sitting in a swimming pool with a shotgun and a blindfold trying to catch a goldfish
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    cjsneu2004 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 1:37 pm
    I really, really, really wanted to like this game but it is just terrible.
  21. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    Got alllll the way to the end of the game. The boss had one hit left in him, I went back to finish him off, and the game glitched and wouldn`t let me do anything....
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    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    This is like playing children`s games for windows 95, except with much crappier graphics.
  23. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:24 pm
    I haven`t seen a fishy yet. Does the guy actually go fishing - I`ve equiped my bait - nothing :-(
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 2:31 pm
    the line constantly snaps......sucky game
  25. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:14 pm
    it would be good if i ever caught a fish!!! way to hard for little old me..
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    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    RR i didn`t get any fish. the best part is that i named myself Pickle Pete tho
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    homsar42 Female 13-17
    144 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    sucks. i spent a minute on this game and quit.
  28. Profile photo of dfordjr
    dfordjr Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    I found it addictive. Started at 9 AM and finished the game around 5 PM. Productive day at work :-)
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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 5:26 pm
    anyone got any fishing tips?
  30. Profile photo of strigois
    strigois Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 4, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    I liked it. Addictive once you get the hang of it.
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    gumgoespop Female 13-17
    52 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 5:40 pm
    I didn`t catch anything...
    I named my pirate Crackles.
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    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    Thanks for the info, Enth. I am now getting fish, finally.
    Its a good game though, gets addictive. Challenging too.....gets a 4 and an add.....
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    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    wow tooooooo slow do you just sit there and wait for osmething to pop up on the screen? cus i didnt have the attention spand :P
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 8:20 pm
    Hehe, I named him Arrrnie :-)
  35. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 8:21 pm
    drating crappy game, wasteof my effinf time.
  36. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 9:04 pm
    I think a lot of you don`t realize you`re supposed to reel the line in to catch something, lol.
  37. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    I FINALLY CAUGHT SOMETHING AND IT WAS A BOOT!
  38. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    The line does not constantly snap if you actually release the reel when the tension goes up like it TELLS YOU TO DO.
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    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    to hard. the line snaps for no reason i cant figure out why plus it sucks
  40. Profile photo of DAC06
    DAC06 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 10:44 pm
    yea cool lets make the tension go up as soon as u almost have the fish...bull, except i think u might need to use a net or something...either way 1*
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 1:22 am
    God dammit you clowns- when the line tension goes up, RELEASE THE MOUSE BUTTON but keep typing the letters, then, as soon as the fish stops swimming away, continue reeling. I beat the game and it isn`t hard once you actually read the instructions.
  42. Profile photo of dfordjr
    dfordjr Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 8:54 am
    Okay - here are some tips. Put your starting stats into strength and dexterity, not haggling. Buy the advanced bait and, as soon as you can afford it, the advanced day and night lures. To catch fish:
    1) cast as far out as you can by holding down the space bar until the arrow is entirely red
    2) start reeling in at medium speed
    3) you may have to repeat this several times before you get a strike, particularly at low levels
    4) when you see "Strike!", IMMEDIATELY hit the space bar. This will hook the fish.
    5) Green letters will appear - type them while reeling in the fish. This will keep it on the hook. This also requires some coordination.
    6) If the fish "fights" (i.e. the green tension bar starts to fill), STOP REELING by letting go of the mouse button. When the reel stops spinning, you can start reeling back in again.
    7) When you`ve caught a few fish, return to town to sell them. TIP: check to see what the "fish of the day (or night)
  43. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 9:08 am
    i hate armour games
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    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    October 5, 2006 at 6:11 pm
    I was reeled in with the Lovecraft reference, and stayed for the gameplay. Challenging in the beginning, but absolutely addicting! For those who had little success, well, same here in the beginning. I usually just sorta try the games that I run across online, but this one I absolutely HAD to beat, it became personal.

    For a game to be able to do that, especially from one of those churn-`em-out sites like Armor, Monkey Games, Flashgames247, so on, is very rare. Great game, guys, loved it.

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    sweeter1 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 8:49 pm
    ............the beggining`s f****ing annoying!

  46. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    That was completely frustrating in the beginning and it sucked up several hours that I`ll never get back but I finished it! And it was pretty fun!
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    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 6:13 pm
    If you people can`t catch a fish then you suck...I beat the game after a couple of days and I liked it. Here`s what I suggest you do:

    1. If you are trying to catch fish at night, use the right lure.
    2. Save up for good equipment first, I suggest you get the fiberglass pole first.
    3. Buy bait. It will get you a lot more fish.
    4. When raising stats, keep in mind that haggling gets you discounts and better prices for fish.
    5. Be patient.

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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 12:11 am
    pure bullsheet
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    MitchForman Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 11:58 pm
    i seriosuly hate this game
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    dingdandoo Male 13-17
    1 post
    October 10, 2006 at 4:33 am
    how do you fish for cod?
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    hunie-bunie1 Female 13-17
    61 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 9:12 am
    it
    takes the frustration out if u name your pirate poo face
  52. Profile photo of NightPanda
    NightPanda Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 15, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    At first found this game nearly impossible, but then discovered that if you play with 2 people (one to reel and one to hit the letters) it can be hours of fun! Partner up and see what happens!

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