The Face Bra

Submitted by: wills-site 10 years ago in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=410343&in_page_id=1770

Would you really go through this for the sake of beauty?
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Female 1,470
ok wtf
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Male 943
that is just pathetic
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Female 1,572
It won` load for me...:-(
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Female 116
Why does it not surprise me that there are no before and afters?
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Female 811
^ Liar!
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Male 2,586
I`ve got 3 of those in a 34C :)
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Female 351
why? why?? WHY!!??!!??
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Female 408
Sexy


If you like the bride-of-the-mummy-fell-over-in-a-convent look.

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Male 2,057
or not...
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Female 324
Just imagine... home alone, wearing one of these, and doing the housework, and the doorbell rings. EEK!
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Female 27
yep. I agree, and Julia Roberts is doing david spade! :P
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Male 1,364
girls are stupid.
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Male 1,225
To those who think this is better than surgeory... look at two very simply non-invasive ways that women tried to look more beautiful: Foot binding and coresets... Age gracefully dammit!

I rest my case.

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Male 2,703
so, is this where we look for inspiration. edison must be rolling in his grave. look back at the last 50 years, what can we, as a civilization, really claim to have given to the world? we created computers, but from there we have done nothing but try to perfect the computer (some people hender that by making viri) and putting out things like the face bra, and doggie clothing.

seriously, someone get out there and invent! and not some lame college skeem where you can funnel alcohol faster, or smoke weed more efficiently, something that will leave an impression on the world!

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Female 133
Looks too nunlike.l
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Female 27
It`s not an all day thing dumbasses, you wear it when you are sleeping or around the house, and then it gives you temporary lift after.
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Male 460
It might be a breakthrough but I wouldn`t wear one in public, you`d look really suspicious
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Male 888
I can imagine the scares she could send when wearing one of those green face masks at night.

Women still do those right?

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Female 142
Smart! I think surgery costs too much anyway...when I age, i dont want to be droopy and stuff...hence the "bra" name when you get older you wear better control ones so they dont "hang low and wobble to and fro."

*scoff*
I`d wear it! Besides...its just 45 minutes a day

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Female 47
I remember watching Sunset Boulevard and the character Norma Desmond wore one. It`s pretty much an Ace bandage... she wore it at night to keep her face perky.. I`d say it`s a cheap alternative to surgery.
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Female 21
I think its pretty cool. Really its not any different from applying a face mask. You wear the thing for 40 minutes, take it off and viola! Better looking skin.

I will never understand why someone would rather use a knife on their face to fix it rather than natural alternatives.

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Female 23
thats REALLY ridiculus, i`d rather have surgry than where that
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Female 2,552
I`d use it, but I`d probably stay in my house the whole time!
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Male 265
Hey, it`s not that bad. I have one. In fact, I`m wearing it right now.
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Female 799
I would never wear that.
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Male 587
....what else do they think of these days?!
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Female 144
it doesn`t look THAT bad if I didn`t have to wear it in public... haha

Otherwise forget it.

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Female 550
Did anyone else read the headline on the "Face Bra" page about Madonna adopting a baby under the baby`s fathers wishes? Just because someone has money and they are famous doesn`t mean everything they do is morally right
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Female 32
I was a Ally McBeal addict and when Elaine came up with this I always wondered when something like her Face Bra would be on the market. Finally, just finally.
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Female 324
Personally, I think the best way to age gracefully is to do just that... age gracefully! Instead of hanging onto your ever dwindling youth like a stubborn old fool.

But that`s just my two cents.

As for the link: stupid.

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Female 42
i don`t get it, why can`t people just age anymore?!
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Female 1,426
I would never wear that.
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Female 333
like Osprey39 said. your ment to wear it for 30 - 45 mins at a time
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Female 2,220
BUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I saw this in the Daily Mail.
Made me laugh then too.

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Male 1,407
You guys do realize that you don`t actually walk around with it on, right? You`re supposed to apply it a few times a week. I don`t know why it`s called a "bra" though.
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Male 761
uhhh, is she a phsycotic maniac on day release ??
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Male 1,420
why name it that? i mean "face lifter", no mateter how unoriginal it sounds, would be MUCH better than "face bra"
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Female 289
Well you could either have a scarface from the surgery or just a plain old braface. How ridiculous.
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Female 65
People really are desperate. Its sad really.
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Female 679
Lol yeh ^^
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Female 289
Yerr and with Halloween coming up its perfect.
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Female 106
uhmm.. wow has it gone this far? i think id rather have a droopy jaw then a bra on my face
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Male 121
I can`t imagine anyone walking down the street with that
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Male 39
I`d prefer surgery....
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Male 195
Link: The Face Bra [Rate Link] - Would you really go through this for the sake of beauty?
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