Sexual Moments in Video Game History

Submitted by: Osprey39 10 years ago Funny
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/default.php

Some of these have to be intentional. Warnings: adult themes, pop-up ads.
There are 37 comments:
Male 22
Haha!
I remember "Ring King"
Ah... good times.
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Female 630
"THE VERY, VERY BAD WAY! SO RISQUE! SHAME ON YOU GAY!
SHAME ON YOU I SAY!"

haha it rhymes

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Female 375
I`ve never played any of these particular games myself, but I`d noticed it as a child in other games. Maybe I didn`t know what it was at the time, but subconsciously I think it has an impact on you.

Dirty, dirty programmers!

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Male 2,216
The Secret of Mana one is stupid, because you choose the name of the main character, so they chose to name him "GAY".
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Male 45
Ah yes, a classic i-mockery article. That site is incredibly hilarious at times. Ever since reading that, I can`t play Knights Of The Round without seeing the giant tiger genitalia *shudder*
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Male 4,246
"One of the first enemies you encounter in Monster World is a naked ass sticking out of the ground. It doesn`t really attack you in anyway, it`s just an ass growing straight out of the ground. I don`t really know what to make of it, but then again this game is from Japan."

I nearly peed myself from laughing when I read that.

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Male 4,246
In RAMPAGE: World Tour, there`s not only pixilated T+A, but also....Digital Wang!
DIG-IT-UL WA-HANG!! [thier choice of words, not mine]
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Female 1,252
Oh wow...
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Male 3,631
Pain in the ass to navigate
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Male 336
not the first time that sex is put in sumbimanaly into kid products, like walt disney has a bunch, like the merman with a boner in the little mermaid, and the tower that resembles a penis also in the little mermaid, and when the simba falls on the leaves in the lion king it spells out sex,
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Female 160
"say, can i ask you a question?" "sure, what`s on your mind buddy?" "why are we masturbating furiously?" "i always thought thats how you play the game!"

lmao

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Female 160
LMFAO that was one of the funniest things ive seen on i-a-b
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Male 587
LOL
HORNY BASTARDS!
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Male 1,360
sex and violence... the two major food groups
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Male 1,014
I watched that whole thing, and all I`ve got to say is: I had no idea there was that much pixellated cack out there. Why, why, why would they put that in? The comments were hilarious but sometimes a bit LONG. Get it? Long? Alright not that funny but what the hey?
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Female 1,158
I always KNEW the teenage mutant ninja turtles were horny bastards!!
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Female 818
D: Naming your Secret of Mana character Gay is cheating. That one don`t count.

(Yeah, don`t. Not doesn`t. We don`t need none o` your fancy grammar here!)

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Male 2,958
good times.

Streets of rage, river city ransom, mad tiger balls...

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Male 246
from tha ones i saw i reckon just a coincedince..... but then again i have the brain of a ordinary chair
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Male 731
roflmao
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Male 3,014
FROTFFLMFAOUMDSBOOMCAIDAPDATCBTLASTPAOA!
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Male 2,057
lol

i hope they find some modern day games to PWN

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Female 799
lol
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Male 2,567
I shall be one to scream repost!
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Male 459
wow
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Male 957
wow alot of these ive played, battletoads, mk3, streeet fighter, kung fu, and some of the other nes ones. Wow all those crazy japanese games and stuff was totally awesome! Theres so many games I want to play now! screw xbox 360 and wii I want all these old perverted games!!!!! YEAH!
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Male 357
strange how much gay themes appear....should this tell us something about programmers in general.....or is this a message to the players...probably an educational ;o))
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Male 80
lol
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Female 296
Repost. -.-;;
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Male 6
That brought back missed memorys...aahh...Old school mortal kombat...great times....
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Female 811
He he he, I have some of those games!
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Female 679
Lol
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Male 95
subliminal msging is awsome 8-)
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Female 1,572
i always noticed that as a child..
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Male 1,385
strange
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Male 210
That is so old. xDD
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Male 1,407
Link: Sexual Moments in Video Game History [Rate Link] - Some of these have to be intentional. Warnings: adult themes, pop-up ads.
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