Online Dating Stategies

Submitted by: badolatoman 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1193

The five stages of the online dating profile.
There are 25 comments:
Male 571
Must admit that was funny!
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Female 163
eh it was alright.
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Male 197
way funny, i love cracked articles. and yes, the second guy was way hot
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Female 1,572
Reading it makes me bored but I get the gist.. haha
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Female 999
this was dumb the pic of the 2nd guy was way hott.

and HEY!!! i love freaky sex, but i only have sex with one person. and i`m not ugly. gggrrrr.

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Male 957
i live in orange county, california. that means theres nobody dateable here.
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Male 1,385
Stategies or strategies? how did admin miss that typo?
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Female 364
Dislikes: Jeopardy, dating girls online who are really a small team of FBI agents

1 response, from a team of FBI agents

lol. Good stuff.

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Male 204
True, my friend, true
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Male 651
Best online dating stragety: Don`t use online dating.
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Female 1,944
lol fudging of the truth stage
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Female 77
I hope you need sex really bad, because really bad sex is my specialty.


hahahah

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Male 160
oh, i think i forgot to laugh...or maybe it just wasnt funny.
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Female 114
Funny sh*t.
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Male 908

The Fudging Of The Truth Stage

Ahhh!!! Jesus freaks o no O_o

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Female 1,158
Haha. Agree with dudeman1st.
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Female 818
:O I woulda responded to that first profile. Go Mythbusters!
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Male 1,354
So true. Kinda funny.
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Male 3,014
Ha.
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Female 408
My thoughts exactly, ch1ky.
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Female 91
haha that second guy was quite attractive i must say... well the picture :P
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Male 246
RANDOM!
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Male 724
Mediocre comedy at its best, hold the comedy.
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Male 4,246
I haven`t created as many profiles as that guy, but I know just how he feels.

"Name: SensitiveListeningLawyer42
Quote: I would like to hold you in my arms, and buy things for you with my arms."

Um...what??

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Male 6
Link: Online Dating Stategies [Rate Link] - The five stages of the online dating profile.
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