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Date: 10/29/06 02:12 AM

25 Responses to Online Dating Stategies

  1. Profile photo of badolatoman
    badolatoman Male 18-29
    6 posts
    October 28, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    Link: Online Dating Stategies - The five stages of the online dating profile.
  2. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 3:16 am
    I haven`t created as many profiles as that guy, but I know just how he feels.

    "Name: SensitiveListeningLawyer42
    Quote: I would like to hold you in my arms, and buy things for you with my arms."

    Um...what??

  3. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 3:31 am
    Mediocre comedy at its best, hold the comedy.
  4. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 4:26 am
    RANDOM!
  5. Profile photo of ch1ky
    ch1ky Female 13-17
    91 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 4:28 am
    haha that second guy was quite attractive i must say... well the picture :P
  6. Profile photo of Cynnick
    Cynnick Female 13-17
    408 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 5:26 am
    My thoughts exactly, ch1ky.
  7. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 7:18 am
    Ha.
  8. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 8:13 am
    So true. Kinda funny.
  9. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 8:44 am
    :O I woulda responded to that first profile. Go Mythbusters!
  10. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 9:46 am
    Haha. Agree with dudeman1st.
  11. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    The Fudging Of The Truth Stage

    Ahhh!!! Jesus freaks o no O_o

  12. Profile photo of supa_gal
    supa_gal Female 13-17
    114 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    Funny sh*t.
  13. Profile photo of backdraft123
    backdraft123 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 12:56 pm
    oh, i think i forgot to laugh...or maybe it just wasnt funny.
  14. Profile photo of ellemnop
    ellemnop Female 18-29
    77 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 1:27 pm
    I hope you need sex really bad, because really bad sex is my specialty.


    hahahah

  15. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 1:29 pm
    lol fudging of the truth stage
  16. Profile photo of Boxtop
    Boxtop Male 18-29
    652 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    Best online dating stragety: Don`t use online dating.
  17. Profile photo of Ultran128
    Ultran128 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    True, my friend, true
  18. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    October 29, 2006 at 5:36 pm
    Dislikes: Jeopardy, dating girls online who are really a small team of FBI agents

    1 response, from a team of FBI agents

    lol. Good stuff.

  19. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 12:14 am
    Stategies or strategies? how did admin miss that typo?
  20. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 3:33 am
    i live in orange county, california. that means theres nobody dateable here.
  21. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 11:11 am
    this was dumb the pic of the 2nd guy was way hott.

    and HEY!!! i love freaky sex, but i only have sex with one person. and i`m not ugly. gggrrrr.

  22. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Reading it makes me bored but I get the gist.. haha
  23. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    way funny, i love cracked articles. and yes, the second guy was way hot
  24. Profile photo of Honeybaby626
    Honeybaby626 Female 13-17
    163 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 5:11 pm
    eh it was alright.
  25. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    November 1, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    Must admit that was funny!

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