Marge Simpson`s skull

Submitted by: phroedoux 10 years ago in Weird

Real human skull found in Peru.
There are 81 comments:
Male 572
Marges hair isn`t boney......
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Male 1
wow... it looks like my uncle max`s head =3 *ebil voice* I COME IN PIECES!!!! FIX ME OR DAI... THEN DAI!!! =3
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Female 49
omg
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Male 61
Now it really is Marge Simpson
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Male 23
I think you might be right about that anini
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Male 85
photoshopped.
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Male 79
holy crap
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Female 815
The shape is a result of a kind of head binding. They would flatten the head out at during childhood, much like the opposite of what the Chinese did with foot binding.

Hmm...Doesn`t look like head binding to me. It looks more like a birth thing cos it just doesnt seem right. How would they make the head that tall? ((If anyone says i`m stupid because i made a mistake i will blow a cap in their ass))

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Female 963
Weird...
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Male 68
That`s crazy.
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Male 280
I know how this happens...

1. Build a frame for your head to grow in.
2. Install frame onto cranuim (I hope I spelled that right).
3. Wait about 40 years.
4. Tada! Your cranuim has grow like a brick!

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Female 70
very creepy
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Female 1,492
LOL
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Male 1,386
since when is marges hair her skull? anyway, its creepy
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Female 531
That`s what happens when you masturbate. Remember that boys and girls.
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Female 339
Head binding eh? )-| Well..... i guess this is what they had to do years ago when they didnt have hair spray to make their hair look bouffant

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Male 22
for some reason it wont let me post this link as a whole...so here is is just take out the spaces

http: //www. boneclones.com /bc-200.htm

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Male 203
I read a book with a guy who had this done in it, he was the evil mastermind.... great. Crowe
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Male 4,246
I guess I shouldn`t really be surprised that this "head binding" may have been done in the name of "beauty." Seriously, look at what women of today do for "beauty": Breast implants, nose/chin/eye jobs, liposuction, etc etc etc. These procedures are probably at least as painful as having your skull warped out of shape over a period of years. I`m willing to bet that decades or centuries from now this society might be looked at as primitive/savage for inventing and endorsing cosmetic surgery, just as we deride ancient cultures for doing what they did.
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Male 1,385
Gimped
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Male 1,420
"I bet whoever this skull belonged to could deepthroat like a motherdrater."
i bet youre an idiot. and im not much of a risk-taker.
"These comments make me lose faith in humanity."
thats ok, soon we will be dependant on computers to think for us, we wont need humanity.
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Male 40
These comments make me lose faith in humanity.
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Female 1,984
Isn`t there a tribe in some area of Africa that forces their heads to be cone-like like this head, starting at birth?
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Male 1,265
^^^Bwahaha!
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Female 172
I remember when I was a kid. We were leaving the restaurant parking lot and I saw these people in wheelchairs being pushed inside. I said, "Mommy, look! Coneheads!" My mother scolded me.. but they seriously looked like coneheads. They didn`t look capable of much either. I wonder what sort of defect it is.
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Female 797
hmm...Whatever
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Female 797
But, I thought I saw a Dove ad with her her hair straight. She didn`t have a cone head.
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Female 363
Never mind. Rofl. >_< I`m done making myself sound like a moron now.
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Female 363
It`s either Marge Simpson, or one of the Coneheads.
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Female 159
Sunday, October 29, 2006 4:01:28 AM
Marge`s skull was normal, she just had weird hair (evidenced every time she got her hair wet). This is closer to an little green alien skull

True, but if you see the episode where there`s the fog that turns them inside out where her hair is supposed to be there is skin and veins :O

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Male 363
I doubt jesus` skull looked like that, but ok.
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Female 584
Christ!
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Male 22
Marge died? D`OH!! lol
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Female 1,572
OMG MARGE IS AN ALIEN SKULL!!
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Male 1,265
I bet whoever this skull belonged to could deepthroat like a motherdrater.
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Male 142
If I were in a position where my head was to be binded, I`d be out of there so fast, their heads would fall off. It must have been really painful, but some cultures do odd stuff like this, I just have no clue why.
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Female 321
no doubt this is real...but, you can`t trust pics on the internet anymore...unfortunately..-_-

but ya, it could go both ways.....i say no to photoshop...

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Male 12
"this is from wikipedia "Head flattening, also called Head binding, is deformation of the human skull in such a way as to cause it to become flatter. It can be accidental but more usually is a part of a cultural ritual, typically on an infant as the skull is most sculptable at this time. ..."

Lol that`s like what I said earlier, but I was just pulling that outa my head from school

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Female 1,944
marge`s head was normal but her hair wasnt get it right god!
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Female 172
ok thennnnnn...cool though.
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Male 150
Obviously, thats the entire point.
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Male 737
[quote]On 10/29/2006 8:25:23 AM MJacobs wrote: I think this happens if you smoke allot[/quote]
Wow. That makes absolutely no sense.
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Female 2,552
EW! That`s just gross.
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Female 3,001
wtf? random...
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Male 2,216
1) Boring
2) Marge Simpson is fictional
3) If she weren`t. she isn`t dead
4) Her hair is not made of bone, and is taller than that.
5) Still boring
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Female 1,158
What are you talking about ryan14?
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Female 943
^ no
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Male 2,057
wait a minute, isnt that the same shape skull that humans are predicted to have in like 100, 000 years? (from recent research)
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Male 106
oh btw: ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPED YOU IDIOT! anyway i`ll continue the rest of the article, ...

History

Head flattening has been practiced by various cultures throughout history. The earliest known culture to bind their children`s heads in order to produce more cosmetically pleasing head shapes was the ancient Egyptians of the third millennium BC. The practice was also known among the aboriginal inhabitants of Australia and certain tribes of North American Natives, most notably, the Chinookan tribes of the North West, the Choctaw of the South East.The different cultures have had different ideals of beauty. Some cultures bound the head between two pieces of wood in order to create an elongated head. Some bound the head in cloth to produce a more rounded appearance. Yet others bound the head in such a way as to flatten and lengthen the forehead.
[1]. However, other tribes, including the Choctaw [2], did practice head flattening, by strapping the infant`s head to a cradleboard.

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Male 106
this is from wikipedia "Head flattening, also called Head binding, is deformation of the human skull in such a way as to cause it to become flatter. It can be accidental but more usually is a part of a cultural ritual, typically on an infant as the skull is most sculptable at this time. ...
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Female 679
o.O
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Male 145
whoa.
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Female 419
Thats creepy.
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Female 429
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

was it you that said that about the if george bush was a woman thing?
*rolls eyes*

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Female 61
"The human remains included in this listing demonstrate modifications of the remains due to ritualistic practices or other intentional treatment of the deceased. Many ancient Peruvian cultures practiced cranial deformation. Such skulls are easily recognized by their unnatural shapes."
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Male 1,420
"This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
no. shut up. not only is that not funny, BUT YOU CANT EVEN SAY IT RIGHT.
please throw your computer outthe window as soon as possible as to not inconenience anybody else.
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Male 32
I think this happens if you smoke allot
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Male 1,217
lol smagboy-

marge doesnt have bone hair!

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Male 506
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Male 1,354
dude, she must have had some problems
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Male 80
probably an alien
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Male 4,431
So, what, is there just a big hollow space in there for the brain to jiggle around in? I`m doubting the authenticity of this pic, just based on that. Think of how easy it would be to suffer a concussion. Hell, you just sneeze and get a concussion. Then again, I guess stranger things have been true. Aliens, Sasquatch, Nessie...
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Male 731
i want to see that person alive >_<
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Male 761
hehe, but he must of found it hard to find head wear
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Female 408
I`ve seen people who have had their heads bound. They look a tad odd.
But beautiful to their people I guess.
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Female 35
lol i would love to see that person when they were alive.
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Female 91
oh...
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Male 195
Marge`s skull was normal, she just had weird hair (evidenced every time she got her hair wet). This is closer to an little green alien skull
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Male 48
scary
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Male 12
The shape is a result of a kind of head binding. They would flatten the head out at during childhood, much like the opposite of what the Chinese did with foot binding.
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Male 162
lol
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Male 2,958
Looks like a skull to me.
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Female 2,144
Looks Like An Alien.
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Male 2,309
Looks like a Hun...
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Male 4,246
Impressive that somebody with such a condition would live to adulthood. Must have been FREAKY to look at when alive, though!!
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Female 153
More like a conehead instead of Marge!
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Male 803
Creeeepy....
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Female 326
hahahaha! that`s funny
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Male 616
You mean hotlinking? I figured that out years ago. BTW, damn you!
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Male 986
Scary and creepy... funny, thought....first post? (yay i discovered the bug and I`ll get a bunch of first post!)
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Male 363
Link: Marge Simpson`s skull [Rate Link] - Real human skull found in Peru.
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