Lightning Exits Woman`s Bottom

Submitted by: maggock 11 years ago in
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

Ouch!
There are 47 comments:
Male 4,246
Yes, Ryan14, she put her mouth UNDER the tap because where she comes from, and on most of this planet in fact, water flows DOWN. (this is called "gravity") If she had put her mouth ABOVE the tap, the toothpaste would still be in her mouth and she would just be standing there looking rabid and holding a toothbrush.
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Male 213
Great bums of fire indeed.
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Female 2,552
Thank God those damn rubber shoes saved her life!
Well that`s not something you hear everyday.
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Male 943
ok. gremos = douche-bag. That just plain sux
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Female 878
lol.
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Male 216
This got me thinkin bout a song (i don`t know why thou)
*sings*
smoke, on the water
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Male 95
I`m so powerful I sh*t lightning.
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Male 7
Ouch! I feel sorry for her (if the story`s true). Poor woman.

It makes me think of that line from Rocky:
"you`re gonna eat thunder and crap lightning!"

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Female 263
Mouth on the tap...Rubber shoes...Sounds like a sexy beast to me
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Male 393
in fact! i even gave it a one
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Male 393
why does this have 4 stars????? its about some lady who got struck by lightning but ended up farting the sucker out....doesnt seem worthy of 4 stars
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Female 1,944
If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

wow

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Male 2,781
HAHAHHAHA BRAVEHEART.

SHE GOT PWNED!!

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Male 284
AHAHAHAHAH! Can you imagine the 911 call? Yes ello....lighting just came out my ass...yes my ass....NO don`t hang up I`m bleeding and have burn marks in and around my ass HELP ME!
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Female 106
somehow i thought this was fake story.. :/
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Male 2,605
Oof.
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Male 901
I don`t think that`s what happened. I think she put a match under her anus and farted, and then didn`t dare to tell anyone, lest they would think she was stupid.
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Male 66
lol
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Female 799
Ouch, thats gotta hurt...bad.
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Male 3,631
She probably won`t be doing Anal for awhile; at least, not without some lube...
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Male 731
joolia! you stole my line XD i whas about to say that
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Male 1,478
gremos, you moron.
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Male 572
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

well that just says it all

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Male 2,057
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building".

she put her mouth UNDER the tap?!

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Male 178
i know i shouldnt laugh cos it must have been painful but LOLOLOL!!!
dam page stretchers... they should all be shot/banned
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Female 14
Wow. I can`t imagine how painful that would`ve been. The moral of the story? Always wear rubber shoes in the bathroom.
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Male 908
SCREEN STRETCHERS
Rawr....
And I believe I would say the same thing as

joolia
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
172 Posts Wednesday, October 11, 2006 2:50:24 AM
"i am God. i fart lightning."

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Female 257
Wow this reply box was pretty far!

This is very strange.. and lol at BusH8r7905`s and joolia`s comment!

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Female 1,001
holy moly!
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Female 269
ouch :|
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Female 811
Ahem, anyway, poor woman, she must have been in a lot of pain.
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Female 811
^ I hate people who stretch the page out!!
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Male 161
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Male 195
WOW thats amazing!
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Male 957
awesome. yet this isnt a video or even a picture. cant possibly make my favorites.
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Male 1,217
^LOL.

this is so bad, yet somehow very funny...

*click* favorites

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Female 399
I hope she didn`t have a curry for dinner that night, that would sting...
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Female 289
Ah shame. No picture. Great bums of fire.
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Male 525
Makes me think of that mel gibson movie... And william wallis stands 7 ft tall and blow lighting bolts from his arse. lol

Might make an interesting preperation h comercial.

~dragon~

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Female 1,972
[email protected] joolia.
Try explaining those injuries to your HMO.
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Male 1,354
^^ The same thing would have happened if she had used her hand. And sometimes I put my mouth close to the tap when using my hand to wash my face. Or maybe you don`t wash your face.
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Male 81
who puts their mouth under the tap? use a cup or even your hand! I can just see her deep throating that faucet lol. That has gotta be the best start to a news article ever! " A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus..."
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Female 14
I`m afraid now all of my bathrobe clothing items must be composed of rubber.
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Female 272
"i am God. i fart lightning."
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Female 694
Wow.. Lucky she was wearing those rubber shoes!
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Male 59
...I believe WTF is the most appropriate thing to say here.
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Female 6
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