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Date: 10/11/06 02:12 AM

47 Responses to Lightning Exits Woman`s Bottom

  1. Profile photo of maggock
    maggock Female 18-29
    6 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 9:39 pm
    Link: Lightning Exits Woman`s Bottom - Ouch!
  2. Profile photo of Minicow
    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 2:29 am
    ...I believe WTF is the most appropriate thing to say here.
  3. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 2:44 am
    Wow.. Lucky she was wearing those rubber shoes!
  4. Profile photo of joolia
    joolia Female 13-17
    272 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 2:50 am
    "i am God. i fart lightning."
  5. Profile photo of lillywings
    lillywings Female 18-29
    14 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 3:15 am
    I`m afraid now all of my bathrobe clothing items must be composed of rubber.
  6. Profile photo of BusH8r7905
    BusH8r7905 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 3:15 am
    who puts their mouth under the tap? use a cup or even your hand! I can just see her deep throating that faucet lol. That has gotta be the best start to a news article ever! " A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus..."
  7. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 3:20 am
    ^^ The same thing would have happened if she had used her hand. And sometimes I put my mouth close to the tap when using my hand to wash my face. Or maybe you don`t wash your face.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:03 am
    LOL@ joolia.
    Try explaining those injuries to your HMO.
  9. Profile photo of dragon91
    dragon91 Male 18-29
    251 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:36 am
    Makes me think of that mel gibson movie... And william wallis stands 7 ft tall and blow lighting bolts from his arse. lol

    Might make an interesting preperation h comercial.

    ~dragon~

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    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:40 am
    Ah shame. No picture. Great bums of fire.
  11. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:57 am
    I hope she didn`t have a curry for dinner that night, that would sting...
  12. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 5:21 am
    ^LOL.

    this is so bad, yet somehow very funny...

    *click* favorites

  13. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 5:51 am
    awesome. yet this isnt a video or even a picture. cant possibly make my favorites.
  14. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
    195 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 7:28 am
    WOW thats amazing!
  15. Profile photo of gremos
    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:08 am
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:27 am
    ^ I hate people who stretch the page out!!
  17. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:28 am
    Ahem, anyway, poor woman, she must have been in a lot of pain.
  18. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:11 am
    ouch :|
  19. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:39 am
    holy moly!
  20. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 10:08 am
    Wow this reply box was pretty far!

    This is very strange.. and lol at BusH8r7905`s and joolia`s comment!

  21. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 10:40 am
    SCREEN STRETCHERS
    Rawr....
    And I believe I would say the same thing as

    joolia
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    172 Posts Wednesday, October 11, 2006 2:50:24 AM
    "i am God. i fart lightning."

  22. Profile photo of fer-de-lance
    fer-de-lance Female 13-17
    14 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 11:33 am
    Wow. I can`t imagine how painful that would`ve been. The moral of the story? Always wear rubber shoes in the bathroom.
  23. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 11:34 am
    i know i shouldnt laugh cos it must have been painful but LOLOLOL!!!
    dam page stretchers... they should all be shot/banned
  24. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
    She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building".

    she put her mouth UNDER the tap?!

  25. Profile photo of wales4eva
    wales4eva Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

    well that just says it all

  26. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    gremos, you moron.
  27. Profile photo of Galileo53
    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 2:09 pm
    joolia! you stole my line XD i whas about to say that
  28. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 3:56 pm
    She probably won`t be doing Anal for awhile; at least, not without some lube...
  29. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    Ouch, thats gotta hurt...bad.
  30. Profile photo of car_ramrod
    car_ramrod Male 13-17
    66 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    lol
  31. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    I don`t think that`s what happened. I think she put a match under her anus and farted, and then didn`t dare to tell anyone, lest they would think she was stupid.
  32. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 5:33 pm
    Oof.
  33. Profile photo of ViETCUTENESS
    ViETCUTENESS Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    somehow i thought this was fake story.. :/
  34. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:20 pm
    AHAHAHAHAH! Can you imagine the 911 call? Yes ello....lighting just came out my ass...yes my ass....NO don`t hang up I`m bleeding and have burn marks in and around my ass HELP ME!
  35. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:44 pm
    HAHAHHAHA BRAVEHEART.

    SHE GOT PWNED!!

  36. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 6:56 pm
    If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

    wow

  37. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    why does this have 4 stars????? its about some lady who got struck by lightning but ended up farting the sucker out....doesnt seem worthy of 4 stars
  38. Profile photo of cutbullocks
    cutbullocks Male 18-29
    393 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    in fact! i even gave it a one
  39. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:38 pm
    Mouth on the tap...Rubber shoes...Sounds like a sexy beast to me
  40. Profile photo of KMDougl
    KMDougl Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    Ouch! I feel sorry for her (if the story`s true). Poor woman.

    It makes me think of that line from Rocky:
    "you`re gonna eat thunder and crap lightning!"

  41. Profile photo of kyles-alter
    kyles-alter Male 70 & Over
    95 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    I`m so powerful I sh*t lightning.
  42. Profile photo of bomoman
    bomoman Male 13-17
    216 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 6:55 am
    This got me thinkin bout a song (i don`t know why thou)
    *sings*
    smoke, on the water
  43. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 6:23 pm
    lol.
  44. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    ok. gremos = douche-bag. That just plain sux
  45. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 12, 2006 at 9:39 pm
    Thank God those damn rubber shoes saved her life!
    Well that`s not something you hear everyday.
  46. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    October 13, 2006 at 7:03 am
    Great bums of fire indeed.
  47. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 14, 2006 at 4:53 am
    Yes, Ryan14, she put her mouth UNDER the tap because where she comes from, and on most of this planet in fact, water flows DOWN. (this is called "gravity") If she had put her mouth ABOVE the tap, the toothpaste would still be in her mouth and she would just be standing there looking rabid and holding a toothbrush.

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