Halloween Advice

Submitted by: beatnik99 10 years ago Funny
http://www.psimawesome.com/articles/halloween-ideas.htm

P.S. I"m Awesome"s guide to the greatest halloween ever.
There are 18 comments:
Male 4,246
With all the flavours of condoms out there, they could reasonably pass for bubble gum.

"Daddy, this Trojan gum loses its taste and goes rubbery too fast!"
"WHAT?!?" >-(

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Male 587
LOL
giving me ideas >=D
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Female 797
"Cigarettes - Let’s face facts, smoking is cool"
Yeah, for the 1st 20 seconds.
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Male 72
Ha ha,gotta do the pills.
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Male 251
where the hell does she live? Somewhere you can hand out pills.
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Female 179
What you really need to do is tape lollipop sticks to the condoms, it`ll look just like a sucker!

:)

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Male 275
Grouaph....
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Female 1,572
wha a nice way to get run out of town....:)
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Male 3,631
Let`s face facts, smoking is cool. And I am TOTALLY passing out condoms next year! What a very considerate offering!
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Male 724
I think the police would come knocking the next day if you start handing out pills...
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Male 223
the cigarettes arent a bad idea either..
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Female 1,398
hahaaa thats funny
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Female 1,158
i thought the condom idea was pretty good and inconspicuous if you gave one with a couple of pieces of candy... they probably wouldnt notice right away.
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Female 811
Like i`m going to pass out condoms on Halloween.
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Male 1,406
"Mommy, what`s a whore?" Man, can`t wait to listen to that on halloween.
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Male 1,204
well that was nice, another way to screw with the american children! : )
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Male 29
Umm i dont know where you living but here its the 31st :S. Check your clocks right.

Funny post though, nice advice for the modern child.

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Male 3
Link: Halloween Advice [Rate Link] - P.S. I`m Awesome`s guide to the greatest halloween ever.
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