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Date: 10/06/06 02:30 AM

97 Responses to Grandma Shooting a Machine Gun

  1. Profile photo of sheepeater2
    sheepeater2 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 1:57 am
    Link: Grandma Shooting a Machine Gun - WTF?
  2. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:36 am
    WTF indeed.

    I wish my grandmother would do this.

  3. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:38 am
    Bad Ass Grandma. Don`t mess with her....Sorta.
  4. Profile photo of homebrew
    homebrew Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:48 am
    Yet another reminder I need to get the f*** out of Georgia.

    Now.

  5. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:51 am
    wow o_O
  6. Profile photo of kable
    kable Male 13-17
    140 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:51 am
    LMAO Grandma not gonnna get ran over by any Reindeer this year
  7. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:18 am
    holy poo that`s nutso
  8. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:49 am
    Whoa.

    Who was she shooting at? Looks like a pic of buble...but I highly doubt it..

    SHOOT HIM IN THE TOODLES!!!!

  9. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 4:01 am
    Is she available for hire?


    There are many "toodles" i would have her shoot

  10. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
    Umm, that`s not a machine gun.

    It`s actually a machine pistol - the MP40 I think.

    MP stands for Maschinenpistole.

  11. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
    If you have toodles, run for the hills! Grandma on the loose!
  12. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 10:58 am
    im gonny shoot ya in the TOODLES!!

    YEAAAAAAA GO GRANNY

  13. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 11:09 am
    I wish that was my grandma. She could take care of a few things for me.
  14. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 11:15 am
    how cute was that!?!?!?
  15. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 11:23 am
    TOODLES....ahahah
  16. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 11:38 am
    Now that was funny
  17. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm
    GANG RECRUITMENT
  18. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:07 pm
    Must be in Pennsyltuckey.

    Toodles is my new favorite word.

  19. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:13 pm
    Well....its not worth of "WTF?"...
    People want to do things before they....go....dont they?

    That must have been on her list....
    She may have missed....but its not that great of a video...
    Only gets a 1....

  20. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    hehehe.....toodles...hehehe
  21. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    LMFAO! Grandma`s gonna waste them in the toodles! That is one heck of a bad ass mofo grandma! Wish there were more like her.
  22. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    lol why is she outta breath? my grabdma does that kinda thing all the time and shes never panting
  23. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
    1478 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 12:55 pm
    Psycho Grandma!!! i can remember what my grandma used to say... "the sky`s so blue you could knit the cat a pair of trousers"

    Maybe the mild insanity i suffer from is genetic...

  24. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    haha, got to love the old people.
  25. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    Who was it in the picture that she shooting at? anyone know?
  26. Profile photo of beernotbombs
    beernotbombs Male 18-29
    144 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    I can imagine her going through the getto on ascotter doing drivebys at three miles an hour with big burly black man screming "OH poo IT"S GAMMY!!!!!" in sheer terror
  27. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    THAT` WAS BADASS!!!
  28. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    FINALLY SOME GOOD SH`T GETTING POSTED ON IAB
  29. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    Fair play Granny lol. How do you request something to go on the I-A-B homepage?
  30. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    i wish my grandma were that damn cool.
  31. Profile photo of Dude_
    Dude_ Male 13-17
    143 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    "shoot him in the toodles." lol.
  32. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    It`s ok I found out how!
  33. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:33 pm
    "Umm, that`s not a machine gun.
    It`s actually a machine pistol - the MP40 I think.
    MP stands for Maschinenpistole." -KMeTG

    Yea, its the MP40, but no matter what the germans think, id classify it as a Sub Machine Gun more than a Machine Pistol. :P

  34. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:42 pm
    Toodles...hehehe. Wow. I thought that the old lady that I saw with a skateboard the other day was um weird.
  35. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
    411 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 3:48 pm
    TOODLES
  36. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    ????
  37. Profile photo of ivansnavi
    ivansnavi Male 13-17
    69 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:16 pm
    gosh can they please show us somthing that isnt complete photoshopped?
  38. Profile photo of bored1197
    bored1197 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:18 pm
    what the hell
  39. Profile photo of bored1197
    bored1197 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    oh and ivansnavi: shut the hell up
  40. Profile photo of trashcan678
    trashcan678 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm
    On 10/6/2006 5:16:24 PM ivansnavi wrote: gosh can they please show us somthing that isnt complete photoshopped?

    how the hell do you photoshop a video?

  41. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm
    ^^ Lmao i know, hes gone crazy ^^

    Cool grannehh

  42. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    wow...simply, wow....

  43. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:44 pm


  44. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    wtf???
  45. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:45 pm
    this is old but still pretty funny
  46. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    the mp-40 is a smg or sub machine gun.
  47. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 6:16 pm
    james838
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    190 Posts Friday, October 06, 2006 2:34:38 PM
    Fair play Granny lol. How do you request something to go on the I-A-B homepage?

    YOU SUGGEST IT. SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN AND THERE`S AN UNDERLINED SUGGEST A LINK. CLICK THAT SH`T.

  48. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 6:17 pm
    UNDER THE `BACK TO LINKS LIST`...
  49. Profile photo of starzguitarz
    starzguitarz Female 13-17
    28 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 6:19 pm
    -giggles- I wish my grandma was like that. Instead she just freaks out if I paint my nails.
  50. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 6:32 pm
    rofl!!
  51. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    Lol that`s great! My grandma is a sharp shooter. But she only shoots rifles. She was on the team in high school.
  52. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    the rusted car was a nice touch.
  53. Profile photo of Timicus
    Timicus Male 18-29
    70 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 7:41 pm
    Quick! Someone call Jeff Foxworthy!
  54. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 7:57 pm
    Hah! Go grandma.
  55. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 8:22 pm
    Seeing as the Germans made it, I think they would know what it was.

    Then again, I don`t speak German that well anymore, maybe Maschinenpistole means SMG!

  56. Profile photo of PunkGirl_123
    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    omg that was funny.
  57. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    exactly what to expect from a redneck grandma. lol. jk
  58. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:15 pm
    thats right shoot him in the toodles
  59. Profile photo of j_way3494
    j_way3494 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:17 pm
    That is a sub-machine gun. If she was firing a real unmounted machine gun everytime she shot she would be propelled back a few feet.
  60. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    YOUR WTF LINK OF THE DAY!!!

    SEEN IT THOU

  61. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:41 pm
    Invalok, its her ex-husband i think
  62. Profile photo of brigmunst
    brigmunst Female 30-39
    65 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 9:44 pm
    wow, that was kind of funny ... and also mildly disturbing
  63. Profile photo of KickinDonkey
    KickinDonkey Male 13-17
    243 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    ok cool not
  64. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    October 6, 2006 at 11:56 pm
    MAMA!!!!!!!!
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    I felt the need to add an unecessary line of hearts. <3 YEEF!

  65. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:47 am
    Lawl
  66. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:48 am
    I want to shoot an MP40
  67. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:55 am
    our "semi- WTF" link for the early morning(1:54AM--Georgia)
  68. Profile photo of TurkzAnGeL
    TurkzAnGeL Male 18-29
    87 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 9:56 am
    That`s an O.G.G. fow`ya! (Old Gangsta Granny)
  69. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:18 am
    i wish i knew who it was on the paper
  70. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:33 am
    geez all my grandma does is smokes and drinks
  71. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    dratin awesome
  72. Profile photo of diores
    diores Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm
    Holy cow, psycho grandma! you`d think that the recoil would push her weelchair back though...
  73. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    I`d shoot him in the toodles too lol...
  74. Profile photo of warallthetm
    warallthetm Male 18-29
    70 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    Rofllamo grama was 7331
  75. Profile photo of nadav22
    nadav22 Male 13-17
    458 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    i saw this on ripley`s believe it or not
  76. Profile photo of low325
    low325 Male 40-49
    199 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 1:40 pm
    "Oh sunny go get me an aspirin." said grandma "No" said the little boy. BOOM BOOM BOOM lol
  77. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 2:12 pm
    lol
  78. Profile photo of carrettop
    carrettop Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    thats halarious
    ha ha ha crazy granma
  79. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:17 pm
    Oh, my toodles hurt just watching that.
  80. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Not sure about that guy`s toodles, but that tree in the background was in real trouble X-(
  81. Profile photo of smac-dady
    smac-dady Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    if you have any toodles...RUN FROM THE WORLD INTO SPACE!!!
  82. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    That was surreal. Not often one sees a wheel-chair-bound senior citizen packing artillery. I`m actually a bit disturbed by that.
  83. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:17 pm
    Was that an mp40? :-/
  84. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 7, 2006 at 11:52 pm
    ^^^^ Nevermind the dozen or so posts about whether or not it`s an MP40.
  85. Profile photo of TruTexasGirl
    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
    415 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 12:10 am
    one of my biggest fears come to life. Old folks cant drive for poo and they still give `em cars, just imagine what the hell they can do with an automatic weapon!
  86. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:17 am
    No I`m just confused where an old lady like that would get an Mp40 I mean shouldn`t see use a rifle or something with mabye less recoil?
  87. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:18 am
    But then again if we get a bunch of uncles using m1grands we can make WW2 reacted with senoir citizens!

    Yeah I know stupied Idea but hey It`s Saturday and I got nothing to do.

  88. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:43 am
    shes gunna shoot his toodles..... lmfao
  89. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 1:59 am
    lmao dont mess wit her!
  90. Profile photo of kurry
    kurry Male 30-39
    25 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    The MP designation on MP40 was Albert Speers way of getting the weapon into development, as Hitler was totally against the idea of wasting the limited German production potential on weapons and material he considered as "defensive". It is an SMG as it is A. fully automatic, and B fires pistol ammunition allowing for controllable recoil. By the way, I`m not a gun freak, I`m a history geek. Read books.
  91. Profile photo of Viktorija
    Viktorija Female 18-29
    420 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    gonna shoot him in the toodles!
  92. Profile photo of DarknessWolf
    DarknessWolf Male 18-29
    77 posts
    October 11, 2006 at 8:38 am
    Doesn`t Grandmas meds say not to operate heavy machinery? A gun is considered heavy machinery.
    I can`t determine whether to be impressed and laugh or feel bad for grandma cause shes obviously senile and dying.
  93. Profile photo of SleepingRock
    SleepingRock Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 13, 2006 at 11:16 pm
    HAHAHAHA! The next time my psychology project partner doesnt cooperate with me,Im going to tell him I`ll shoot him in his toodles. :D
  94. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    now i see why she got ran over by a reindeer
    she tried to hoot it..
  95. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 12:52 pm
    that grandma is cool
    my grandma likes wrestling im suprised wen i found out
  96. Profile photo of pringlesman
    pringlesman Male 13-17
    7 posts
    March 25, 2007 at 9:21 am
    the target looked like hittler hheeheheh he aint got now tooodles! she be ridin down the street and a huge black guys like OH poo its the toodles terminator. lol glad she dont have a rocket loancherlol
  97. Profile photo of jester_dan
    jester_dan Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 5:03 am
    HAHAHA! thats pretty damn cool grandmother, id feel safe livin with her XD

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