Glaze-U-Like

Submitted by: Guinstar 10 years ago in Funny
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Prank call involving a fake double glazing company (audio).
There are 58 comments:
Male 690
ITS A NO!!! lol
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Male 1
listen thw full version on youtube

Part 1

Part 2

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Male 178
cool, got boring after a while
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Male 943
funny at first, not so funny towards the end
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Male 182
i guess thats british humor....
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Male 431
I`ve heard that so many times...
It`s repeated on the asylum all the time
(Tim Shaw`s Asylum on Kerrang)
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Female 243
Haha!The guy sounds posh!ROTFLMAO!Stupid man just put the damn phone down!
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Female 1,403
Whoever the telemarketer asks for I always say, "Oh, they passed away." Then they spaz, say sorry and hang up.
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Female 112
oh lord, thats rather genius.

reminds me of my friends signature prank call:

(think 16-teenage-girl)hi this is jenny from 31 FLAVORS if you can guess 31 FLAVORS in 31 SECONDS you win 31 THOUSAN DOLLARS. ready? go! sorry, your time is up! this message will restart in three, two, HI this is jenny from 31 FLAVORS

and you reduce the prize every repeat :]

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Male 269
classic
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Female 2,084
really though . . why did he hold? he should have just hung up.
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Female 1,120
i like the one with the dog w/ the arabians and the youre stupid and you stink bit better... um i think thats from CKY but im not sure.
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Female 5
Chocolate....B-|
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Male 701
HAAHA! I was thinking doughnuts also...i dont live in the UK and dont know what their talking about but it was funny
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Male 3,631
Yes, Brits seem to like making things more cryptic and difficult linguistically, though in their defence (like adding "u`s" to words like "colour," and "flavour"), the DO pronounce alluminium correctly (we drop the I at the end for THAT `inium` only, but not for any others!): al - oo - min - ee - um.
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Male 3,631
And what is a conservatory, besides something music students study in for years at a time? Hell, if that were the case I think virtually NONE of us would have room for a conservatory, now would we!
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Male 3,631
Collect-call telemarketing! Ha ha, why haven`t I thought of this before!
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Male 245
Neither are people who can`t speak "englich"....
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Female 62
englich people are sooooo not funny.
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Male 90
uhhhh wut is a conservatory? lol hold music=the pwns
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Male 587
LOL
THE HOLD UP MUSIC IS SO FUNNY!
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Female 133
"Glaze you like, Glaze you like your on hold with glaze you like.." lmao i love that music made me laugh a mile...definitely should be put into a commercial or something
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Female 533
eh, no one uses the word conservatory in the US. Or at least where I live
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Male 1,425
the hold music cracked me up.
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Male 1,383
That is so drating funny! A conservatory in your flat???!!?!? LOL
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Female 963
HAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome.
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Male 4,393
double glazing? WTH?? :(
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Female 471
That was very entertaining, I can`t believe someone who is that mad stayed on the phone so long!
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Female 1,172
I love how polite the british are even when they`re angry. :P
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Female 1,065
haha..ha poor guy I felt sorry for him and that random woman in the background made me giggle.
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Female 583
haha that guy was getting really pissed off!i would have just hung up.
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Female 572
I suppose everything that is a different word in the U.S is always a more logical form of whatever strange spelling we managed to come up with!! lol. Not wanting to start a U.S v U.K language debate though!
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Female 48
we call it double pane glass. and on the better windows there is nitrogen instead or air inbetween the glass, because it moves slower than air
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Female 795
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

whats your favourite colour??

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Female 162
Hilarious!
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Female 572
Nooooooo, pudsey123 it was Kerrang!... the BEST EVER STATION EVER!!!! lol. And I can`t believe there is no double glazing in America. Hehe. Do you guys have another word for it?

I did post it with `Tim Shaw`s..` in the title, to give him the credit but it got edited out. Boo! Well, now`s my chance to advertise him - the GOD of radio, as one of his jingles says. Lol:)

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Male 40
I Dont... Want... SPAM!
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Male 266
thats raidio 1 im sure of it
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Female 299
Double glazing = Windows which have two sheets of glass....theres a gap inbetween the two to trap heat and sound....so it`s quieter and...just...nicer!

Most houses in my area (just outside london) have them.

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Female 19
Haha, I remember hearing this live, it was last year, can`t believe it`s gotten all round the net. Tim Shaw is a legend, so is Kerrang! radio!
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Female 119
XD I like their song "glllazze yoou likeee, youur on holld with glaze youu like, keeping you up all night"
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Male 158
some eone explain moar on duble glazing
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Male 190
Tim shaw > all
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Female 999
i like to drat with telemarketers. being wayyyyy too honest and open. too personal. bodily functions, very bad political views, cultish religious views. start talking about my sex life. BDSM. pooping. they just cant wait to get off the phone.
or i just tell them that i dont want to waste their time, but i just dont have the money or the interest in what theyre selling.
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Female 41
I thought donuts too! I must be hungry...
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Female 302
lmao o.o``
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Male 2,057
scott mills does it best
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Female 108
Oh i dont hawe sound
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Female 180
LMAO that happened to me once, I`m under 16 how on earth do they expect me to get a credit card!

Oh and DOUBLE GLAZING ROXUS! (Its like sound-proofing for windows, used in central London alot because of the traffic)

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Male 186
a little bit fakey sounding
still pretty funny tho
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Male 160
meh sounded like it`d been pre recorded... reverse charge was funny though
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Female 327
hahahahah... @ the reverse charge...
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Male 1,354
Hilarious. What the hell`s double glazing? Anyways I`m with the apartment renter. I don`t like cold calling. I give em the old "Thanks, not interested, have a nice day, click."
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Male 285
Why would he hold? Just hang up the phone
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Female 1,158
^^
HAHA!

I thought donuts too.. uum. It wasn`t incredibly hilarious..

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Female 199
Wow. Someone`s PMSing.
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Female 1,572
First again...
when i saw double glazing I thought like doughnuts.
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Female 572
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