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Date: 10/16/06 02:25 AM

59 Responses to Glaze-U-Like

  1. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 12:23 am
    Link: Glaze-U-Like - Prank call involving a fake double glazing company (audio).
  2. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2006 at 2:30 am
    First again...
    when i saw double glazing I thought like doughnuts.
  3. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:33 am
    Wow. Someone`s PMSing.
  4. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2006 at 3:01 am
    ^^
    HAHA!

    I thought donuts too.. uum. It wasn`t incredibly hilarious..

  5. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 3:32 am
    Why would he hold? Just hang up the phone
  6. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 3:35 am
    Hilarious. What the hell`s double glazing? Anyways I`m with the apartment renter. I don`t like cold calling. I give em the old "Thanks, not interested, have a nice day, click."
  7. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:23 am
    hahahahah... @ the reverse charge...
  8. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 5:05 am
    meh sounded like it`d been pre recorded... reverse charge was funny though
  9. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 8:44 am
    a little bit fakey sounding
    still pretty funny tho
  10. Profile photo of PrincessX
    PrincessX Female 13-17
    180 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 9:34 am
    LMAO that happened to me once, I`m under 16 how on earth do they expect me to get a credit card!

    Oh and DOUBLE GLAZING ROXUS! (Its like sound-proofing for windows, used in central London alot because of the traffic)

  11. Profile photo of justone
    justone Female 18-29
    108 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 10:55 am
    Oh i dont hawe sound
  12. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    October 16, 2006 at 11:27 am
    scott mills does it best
  13. Profile photo of AOD-ninja
    AOD-ninja Female 13-17
    302 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 11:34 am
    lmao o.o``
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    Kouhii Female 13-17
    41 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 11:43 am
    I thought donuts too! I must be hungry...
  15. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 11:57 am
    i like to drat with telemarketers. being wayyyyy too honest and open. too personal. bodily functions, very bad political views, cultish religious views. start talking about my sex life. BDSM. pooping. they just cant wait to get off the phone.
    or i just tell them that i dont want to waste their time, but i just dont have the money or the interest in what theyre selling.
  16. Profile photo of micster
    micster Male 13-17
    191 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    Tim shaw > all
  17. Profile photo of archanos
    archanos Male 13-17
    158 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 12:41 pm
    some eone explain moar on duble glazing
  18. Profile photo of crazyrendeer
    crazyrendeer Female 13-17
    119 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    XD I like their song "glllazze yoou likeee, youur on holld with glaze youu like, keeping you up all night"
  19. Profile photo of grimreeper
    grimreeper Female 18-29
    19 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    Haha, I remember hearing this live, it was last year, can`t believe it`s gotten all round the net. Tim Shaw is a legend, so is Kerrang! radio!
  20. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
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    October 16, 2006 at 1:25 pm
    Double glazing = Windows which have two sheets of glass....theres a gap inbetween the two to trap heat and sound....so it`s quieter and...just...nicer!

    Most houses in my area (just outside london) have them.

  21. Profile photo of pudsey123
    pudsey123 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 1:59 pm
    thats raidio 1 im sure of it
  22. Profile photo of mallowman
    mallowman Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:03 pm
    I Dont... Want... SPAM!
  23. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:14 pm
    Nooooooo, pudsey123 it was Kerrang!... the BEST EVER STATION EVER!!!! lol. And I can`t believe there is no double glazing in America. Hehe. Do you guys have another word for it?

    I did post it with `Tim Shaw`s..` in the title, to give him the credit but it got edited out. Boo! Well, now`s my chance to advertise him - the GOD of radio, as one of his jingles says. Lol:)

  24. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:17 pm
    Hilarious!
  25. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    whats your favourite colour??

  26. Profile photo of glittermonk
    glittermonk Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:27 pm
    we call it double pane glass. and on the better windows there is nitrogen instead or air inbetween the glass, because it moves slower than air
  27. Profile photo of Guinstar
    Guinstar Female 13-17
    572 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    I suppose everything that is a different word in the U.S is always a more logical form of whatever strange spelling we managed to come up with!! lol. Not wanting to start a U.S v U.K language debate though!
  28. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    haha that guy was getting really pissed off!i would have just hung up.
  29. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    October 16, 2006 at 3:27 pm
    haha..ha poor guy I felt sorry for him and that random woman in the background made me giggle.
  30. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    I love how polite the british are even when they`re angry. :P
  31. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    That was very entertaining, I can`t believe someone who is that mad stayed on the phone so long!
  32. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:11 pm
    double glazing? WTH?? :(
  33. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:14 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome.
  34. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:27 pm
    That is so drating funny! A conservatory in your flat???!!?!? LOL
  35. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    the hold music cracked me up.
  36. Profile photo of catlvr887
    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 5:35 pm
    eh, no one uses the word conservatory in the US. Or at least where I live
  37. Profile photo of enchantment
    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 6:38 pm
    "Glaze you like, Glaze you like your on hold with glaze you like.." lmao i love that music made me laugh a mile...definitely should be put into a commercial or something
  38. Profile photo of mt1045
    mt1045 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    LOL
    THE HOLD UP MUSIC IS SO FUNNY!
  39. Profile photo of thrash16
    thrash16 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    uhhhh wut is a conservatory? lol hold music=the pwns
  40. Profile photo of kitten23
    kitten23 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 6:51 pm
    englich people are sooooo not funny.
  41. Profile photo of PeaceFrog71
    PeaceFrog71 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 7:51 pm
    Neither are people who can`t speak "englich"....
  42. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    Collect-call telemarketing! Ha ha, why haven`t I thought of this before!
  43. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 8:50 pm
    And what is a conservatory, besides something music students study in for years at a time? Hell, if that were the case I think virtually NONE of us would have room for a conservatory, now would we!
  44. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 8:53 pm
    Yes, Brits seem to like making things more cryptic and difficult linguistically, though in their defence (like adding "u`s" to words like "colour," and "flavour"), the DO pronounce alluminium correctly (we drop the I at the end for THAT `inium` only, but not for any others!): al - oo - min - ee - um.
  45. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 8:57 pm
    HAAHA! I was thinking doughnuts also...i dont live in the UK and dont know what their talking about but it was funny
  46. Profile photo of BeDaZZle
    BeDaZZle Female 18-29
    5 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 9:01 pm
    Chocolate....B-|
  47. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 9:26 pm
    i like the one with the dog w/ the arabians and the youre stupid and you stink bit better... um i think thats from CKY but im not sure.
  48. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 9:57 pm
    really though . . why did he hold? he should have just hung up.
  49. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    October 16, 2006 at 11:06 pm
    classic
  50. Profile photo of Losetard
    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 9:04 am
    oh lord, thats rather genius.

    reminds me of my friends signature prank call:

    (think 16-teenage-girl)hi this is jenny from 31 FLAVORS if you can guess 31 FLAVORS in 31 SECONDS you win 31 THOUSAN DOLLARS. ready? go! sorry, your time is up! this message will restart in three, two, HI this is jenny from 31 FLAVORS

    and you reduce the prize every repeat :]

  51. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 10:27 am
    Whoever the telemarketer asks for I always say, "Oh, they passed away." Then they spaz, say sorry and hang up.
  52. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 11:44 am
    Haha!The guy sounds posh!ROTFLMAO!Stupid man just put the damn phone down!
  53. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    I`ve heard that so many times...
    It`s repeated on the asylum all the time
    (Tim Shaw`s Asylum on Kerrang)
  54. Profile photo of DAC06
    DAC06 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    October 17, 2006 at 10:17 pm
    i guess thats british humor....
  55. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    October 18, 2006 at 12:49 am
    funny at first, not so funny towards the end
  56. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    October 18, 2006 at 1:46 am
    Hehe, the poor man sounded like my father.
  57. Profile photo of petercole14
    petercole14 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    October 18, 2006 at 2:02 am
    cool, got boring after a while
  58. Profile photo of sczuk
    sczuk Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 13, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    listen thw full version on youtube

    Part 1

    Part 2

  59. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    ITS A NO!!! lol

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