Ellen DeGeneres Hates Snakes

Submitted by: brutalnz 10 years ago Entertainment

I think that snake is sweet on her.
There are 51 comments:
Female 1,228
that was very funny to watch, i also have a very big fear of snakes and know exactly how she feels, I wouldnt have even held the damn thing.
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Female 407
oh yeah ..

end rant

no damage was meant to be caused by previous post..terms and conditions apply..:P just had ta say that

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Female 407
that was a seriously funny vid!! Oh yeah bout the snake, DAMN...I dont think I`d ever be able to touch one. Bout the jokes...they were funny till everyone repeated the same thing over and over. no seriously, count how many times people said things like "trouser snakes" (lol) and "too easy" or some crap. + why does everybody not think she`s cool just coz shes lez...im not either but thats pretty discriminating
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Male 32
lmao "well it IS a female snake" ahahahaha nice one
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Male 2,519
Nasty. Primitive instinct.
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Male 957
this video makes me think ellen`s sexuality is more of a phobia of snakes. including trouser snakes.
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Female 109
aw, jeff corwin is a doll, i love him. poor guy handling it alone.

jeez i thought ya`ll had agreed it was a little too easy to comment on it being a phallic symbol (which i don`t agree on at all) and her being gay, yet there are all the jokes. o well.

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Male 4,246
Uh..."fap?" Do we want to know what that means??
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Female 795
thats friggin cruel. i hate ellen degeneris that bint aint funny
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Male 528
No WONDER shes a lesbo!
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Male 1,265
I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Nothing to do with the fact that she`s a carpet-munching clit-hunting hairy-legged lezzer, I just can`t stand her.

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Female 797
lol. I found it funny that it was a female snake.
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Female 2,552
Haha.
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Female 1,697
goshh that made me laugh so much! thanks for the post!
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Male 4,393
wow :(
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Male 2,513
I do.

Ellen is a trouser snake hater.

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Female 609
too kinds of snakes she hates..

if ya know what i meen ;-)

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Female 163
God I love the feeling of snakes.
its so scaly and awesome.
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Female 1,395
snakes are symbollic of penis`s...i reckon she got scared because she enjoyed the friction a little too much.
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Male 2,513
^^^ Tentacular hentai monster... ...That`s it, i`m leaving work to go to my house and fap.
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Male 2,513
She grabs hold of the snake after the guy tells her that it`s a girl. She`s a trouser snake hater.
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Female 41
XDDDDDDD I love Jeff Corwin because of that.
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Female 302
ok that was funny XD...

I just appears to love snakes so see the host scared made me laugh. She wasnt really scared, just uncomfortable... and hell I will have been too to have a snake thinking he (or she, who care) is a tentacular monster from some hentai.

and yes 200 lbs is a whole bunch of weight... specialy when its moving and its not only the weight but those snakes are strongs lol

she should have let the snake go on her to smell her and everything will have been ok after... what a wonderfull and beautiful animal ^^ (im talking about the snake ... >.>)

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Female 1,572
Haha Now that`s funny....^^
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Female 1,158
I agree, wayy too easy.
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Female 583
haha!a female snake...
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Female 139
It was female.

And it was Ellen.

Nah.

Too easy.

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Male 4,431
Tyrizzle, he wasn`t curling all 200 lbs of it! And he wasn`t even really curling it so much as shifting just a portion of the snake upwards.

And, unlike with Ellen, I`ve always gotten the impression that Jeff in fact would have preferred a male snake (even though he`s constantly talking about his mysterious "wife" on his show--always came across to me as trying to convince us of something). Not that any of that matters, I just found it ironic. :-)

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Male 908
Right Sabre200000...
Im sure you can curl 200 pounds O_o
I mean...benching or militaring...is a different story..
but curling!
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Female 447
Tentacoo wape! (see www.ghastlycomics.com)
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Female 2,084
i would have been scared too if that was me
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Male 1,039
200 pounds isn`t that much weight, to lift, but a 200 pound snake probably wouldn`t make me that comfortable.
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Male 206
well, if she can`t find anyone else to date...
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Male 3,014
FROTFFLMFAO.
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Male 74
Yeah, that was funny.
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Female 799
Haha funny.
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Male 610
that camera man is fired. oh sofa king fired. had to get the tight shot of the mutha f*kn` snake on her mutha f*kn` giblets didnt ya lol.
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Male 908
Effing biotch
If that thing really weighed 200 pounds and that chick ran away for me to dead lift that crap
I would have died
...And I doubt it weighs that much now
...because he was curling that thing up...
and thats nearly impossible O_o
Unless you are the governator...
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Female 201
Poor Jeff...
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Female 30
female?... well in that case.
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Male 4,246
"I`m just making this stuff up as I go along." Yeah, that`s reassuring.

There is a MoFo`ing SNAKE on that MoFo`ing TALK SHOW HOST!!!

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Male 189
Joking about this clip is too easy.
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Male 269
how fitting, she doesn`t like snakes, but loves the beaver
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Female 694
Ooh.. Beautiful Snake.. Haha, poor guy... 200 pounds of raw snake!
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Female 501
classic
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Female 3,562
Well, you started it.

First time she`s ever been penetrated...

(so wrong)

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Male 1,265
She finally got the penis she has always wanted.
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Male 259
hehh jokes
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Female 3,562
LMAO
...I could make SO many jokes right now, but it would be so wrong.
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Male 1,014
"Just wanted to let you know this is a girl snake." - Holy Sh*t did he just say that? ROFLMFAO that was great.
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Male 1,385
Link: Ellen DeGeneres Hates Snakes [Rate Link] - I think that snake is sweet on her.
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