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Date: 10/23/06 02:10 AM

51 Responses to Ellen DeGeneres Hates Snakes

  1. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 8:27 pm
    Link: Ellen DeGeneres Hates Snakes - I think that snake is sweet on her.
  2. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    October 22, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    "Just wanted to let you know this is a girl snake." - Holy Sh*t did he just say that? ROFLMFAO that was great.
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:15 am
    LMAO
    ...I could make SO many jokes right now, but it would be so wrong.
  4. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:17 am
    hehh jokes
  5. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2006 at 2:19 am
    She finally got the penis she has always wanted.
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:19 am
    Well, you started it.

    First time she`s ever been penetrated...

    (so wrong)

  7. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:21 am
    classic
  8. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:28 am
    Ooh.. Beautiful Snake.. Haha, poor guy... 200 pounds of raw snake!
  9. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:31 am
    how fitting, she doesn`t like snakes, but loves the beaver
  10. Profile photo of prodotto
    prodotto Male 18-29
    189 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:40 am
    Joking about this clip is too easy.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2006 at 3:11 am
    "I`m just making this stuff up as I go along." Yeah, that`s reassuring.

    There is a MoFo`ing SNAKE on that MoFo`ing TALK SHOW HOST!!!

  12. Profile photo of tjahill2002
    tjahill2002 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 3:25 am
    female?... well in that case.
  13. Profile photo of tealcandtrip
    tealcandtrip Female 18-29
    201 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 3:41 am
    Poor Jeff...
  14. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 3:57 am
    Effing biotch
    If that thing really weighed 200 pounds and that chick ran away for me to dead lift that crap
    I would have died
    ...And I doubt it weighs that much now
    ...because he was curling that thing up...
    and thats nearly impossible O_o
    Unless you are the governator...
  15. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 4:41 am
    that camera man is fired. oh sofa king fired. had to get the tight shot of the mutha f*kn` snake on her mutha f*kn` giblets didnt ya lol.
  16. Profile photo of monert
    monert Female 18-29
    799 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 7:54 am
    Haha funny.
  17. Profile photo of Dominic119
    Dominic119 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 8:02 am
    Yeah, that was funny.
  18. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 8:20 am
    FROTFFLMFAO.
  19. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 8:41 am
    well, if she can`t find anyone else to date...
  20. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2006 at 9:41 am
    200 pounds isn`t that much weight, to lift, but a 200 pound snake probably wouldn`t make me that comfortable.
  21. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 9:47 am
    i would have been scared too if that was me
  22. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:19 am
    Tentacoo wape! (see www.ghastlycomics.com)
  23. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 11:04 am
    Right Sabre200000...
    Im sure you can curl 200 pounds O_o
    I mean...benching or militaring...is a different story..
    but curling!
  24. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 11:31 am
    Tyrizzle, he wasn`t curling all 200 lbs of it! And he wasn`t even really curling it so much as shifting just a portion of the snake upwards.

    And, unlike with Ellen, I`ve always gotten the impression that Jeff in fact would have preferred a male snake (even though he`s constantly talking about his mysterious "wife" on his show--always came across to me as trying to convince us of something). Not that any of that matters, I just found it ironic. :-)

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    briannabloom Female 13-17
    139 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 12:11 pm
    It was female.

    And it was Ellen.

    Nah.

    Too easy.

  26. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    haha!a female snake...
  27. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 1:34 pm
    I agree, wayy too easy.
  28. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2006 at 2:10 pm
    Haha Now that`s funny....^^
  29. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    ok that was funny XD...

    I just appears to love snakes so see the host scared made me laugh. She wasnt really scared, just uncomfortable... and hell I will have been too to have a snake thinking he (or she, who care) is a tentacular monster from some hentai.

    and yes 200 lbs is a whole bunch of weight... specialy when its moving and its not only the weight but those snakes are strongs lol

    she should have let the snake go on her to smell her and everything will have been ok after... what a wonderfull and beautiful animal ^^ (im talking about the snake ... >.>)

  30. Profile photo of Scissors_
    Scissors_ Female 13-17
    41 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    XDDDDDDD I love Jeff Corwin because of that.
  31. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    She grabs hold of the snake after the guy tells her that it`s a girl. She`s a trouser snake hater.
  32. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 2:42 pm
    ^^^ Tentacular hentai monster... ...That`s it, i`m leaving work to go to my house and fap.
  33. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    snakes are symbollic of penis`s...i reckon she got scared because she enjoyed the friction a little too much.
  34. Profile photo of Honeybaby626
    Honeybaby626 Female 13-17
    163 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    God I love the feeling of snakes.
    its so scaly and awesome.
  35. Profile photo of ogirl3000
    ogirl3000 Female 13-17
    609 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 6:21 pm
    too kinds of snakes she hates..

    if ya know what i meen ;-)

  36. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 6:57 pm
    I do.

    Ellen is a trouser snake hater.

  37. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    wow :(
  38. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 7:16 pm
    goshh that made me laugh so much! thanks for the post!
  39. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    Haha.
  40. Profile photo of sims2luver
    sims2luver Female 13-17
    797 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 8:16 pm
    lol. I found it funny that it was a female snake.
  41. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 9:24 pm
    I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

    Nothing to do with the fact that she`s a carpet-munching clit-hunting hairy-legged lezzer, I just can`t stand her.

  42. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    No WONDER shes a lesbo!
  43. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    thats friggin cruel. i hate ellen degeneris that bint aint funny
  44. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:40 pm
    Uh..."fap?" Do we want to know what that means??
  45. Profile photo of darkwolfyone
    darkwolfyone Female 13-17
    109 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 10:55 pm
    aw, jeff corwin is a doll, i love him. poor guy handling it alone.

    jeez i thought ya`ll had agreed it was a little too easy to comment on it being a phallic symbol (which i don`t agree on at all) and her being gay, yet there are all the jokes. o well.

  46. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:00 am
    this video makes me think ellen`s sexuality is more of a phobia of snakes. including trouser snakes.
  47. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 3:33 am
    Nasty. Primitive instinct.
  48. Profile photo of AskingForIt
    AskingForIt Male 13-17
    32 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:40 pm
    lmao "well it IS a female snake" ahahahaha nice one
  49. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 7:56 am
    that was a seriously funny vid!! Oh yeah bout the snake, DAMN...I dont think I`d ever be able to touch one. Bout the jokes...they were funny till everyone repeated the same thing over and over. no seriously, count how many times people said things like "trouser snakes" (lol) and "too easy" or some crap. + why does everybody not think she`s cool just coz shes lez...im not either but thats pretty discriminating
  50. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 7:57 am
    oh yeah ..

    end rant

    no damage was meant to be caused by previous post..terms and conditions apply..:P just had ta say that

  51. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    January 30, 2007 at 6:24 am
    that was very funny to watch, i also have a very big fear of snakes and know exactly how she feels, I wouldnt have even held the damn thing.

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