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Date: 10/24/06 02:11 AM

50 Responses to Borat – The First 4 Minutes

  1. Profile photo of Fvracer_x
    Fvracer_x Male 30-39
    24 posts
    October 23, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    Link: Borat - The First 4 Minutes - Watch the beginning of the movie.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:16 am
    Nice...It`s basically a longer trailer
  3. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:25 am
    This is a sweet beginning to what looks like a sweet movie! I wanna go see now. in my country, US AND A!
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:26 am
    What is Borat?
  5. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:37 am
    Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
    Can`t wait to see this movie
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    croc_fan Female 40-49
    83 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:44 am
    i would not spend one single dime on that movie !! the character is so retarded and so is the one who plays him !!! `bangs head against the wall` what a waste of money !!!!! `better get a bucket, im going to throw up!!` and that `bathing` suit.. omg !!! thats just NOT right !!!!!!!!
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    croc_fan Female 40-49
    83 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:45 am
    `pokes eyes out with hot poker` !!!! `runs off screaming into heavy traffic!!!`
  8. Profile photo of kaikai
    kaikai Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:50 am
    Funny as drat :D
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    invaderzil Female 18-29
    75 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 3:05 am
    I never thought the crocodile hunter was funny. Neither are you. <Sorry>
    As for the movie: way to go whoever produced that. Totally sick and hilarious thus far.
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    RedZeppelin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 3:33 am
    I lol`d.
    I`m definitely gonna see that.
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    Antlives Male 18-29
    28 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 3:33 am
    Quite good.. most of the jokes have already been cracked on the tv show, though.
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 4:01 am
    I hate Borat!
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    scifen Male 18-29
    14 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 4:03 am
    how can anyone say borat ISN`T funny!!
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 5:22 am
    Oksana looks like a lovely lady, strong like bull.
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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 5:54 am
    ... this.... swimsuit.... should be.... illegal...
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    random66 Male 13-17
    80 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 6:10 am
    classic *long kiss* this my sister
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    MJacobs Male 13-17
    32 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 6:34 am
    i dont know whos funnier ali g or borat
    I KNOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH BETWEEN THEM!
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 8:15 am
    Ha ha.

    "Why don`t you do something useful and dig your mother a grave."

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    micky2 Male 18-29
    225 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 8:55 am
    Borat is very funny, The guy who plays him and Ali G is really intelligent he got a 1-1 history Phd
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
    2057 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 9:34 am
    one of the problems is Jew? lol

    BTW he`s allowed to make jewish jokes because the guy who plays him is jewish

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 9:57 am
    This the town rapist. Naughty, naughty.
    X-D
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    kyles-alter Male 70 & Over
    95 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 10:32 am
    Lol Now Urkin, no raping, humans only!
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    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 12:06 pm
    haha yeah, not only is he jewish, he`s speaking in hebrew part of the time. i know `cause i know hebrew. lolzzz.
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    mitizzy Male 18-29
    53 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 12:24 pm
    "i would not spend one single dime on that movie !! the character is so retarded and so is the one who plays him !!! `bangs head against the wall` what a waste of money !!!!! `better get a bucket, im going to throw up!!` and that `bathing` suit.. omg !!! thats just NOT right !!!!!!!!"

    Croc fan...I don`t know what your definition of `retarded` is, but let it be known that Sacha Baron Cohen (`the one who plays him`) went to Cambridge University ;-)

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    Galileo53 Male 13-17
    731 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 1:09 pm
    FCK ALI G! BORAT IS THE FUNNIEST AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "this my vicieyaah"
  26. Profile photo of wauwa1983x
    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
    811 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:08 pm
    Ali G and Borat are the same!!
  27. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 2:34 pm
    oh yay, another nepolian dynamite type movie, people are gonna be quoting this for the next 5 months.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 3:08 pm
    "
    oh yay, another nepolian dynamite type movie, people are gonna be quoting this for the next 5 months."

    People quote every decent movie for 5 months, whats your point?

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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 5:12 pm
    I CAN`T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE! It should be funny.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 5:13 pm
    OMG 2 the swimsuit part... iam going to see it :)
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    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    Possibly the funniest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
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    engruls06 Female 18-29
    401 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 6:28 pm
    that will be hilare..def gonna see that!
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    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 7:54 pm
    No offense to anyone, but that movie appears to be more offensive and moral decrepit than I had originally thought. Some parts were pretty funny, admittedly, but some were just plain over the line in my opinion. That is all.
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    palm Male 30-39
    223 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    The dumbashes who dislike Borat are prob. HUGE Dane Cook, and Carrot top fans. You must have tiny tiny, how you say?... Khruum. Yes?
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    jboxer Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 9:11 pm
    holy poo that was funny
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    digglyfiggly Male 18-29
    100 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 9:19 pm
    wow, that movie`s not going to be racially promlematic at all. )-|
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    jdotjdot89 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    for the record, pretty much every time borat talks in that foreign language, its not kazakh or anything from that area--he`s speaking in hebrew.

    lol its funny but you`ll only get it if you speak hebrew yourself. i expect its cuz sasha cohen already speaks hebrew, though thats a guess. but yes, the subtitles at the bottom are accurate.

  38. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    October 24, 2006 at 11:09 pm
    this movie is awesome! forget the haters they are all lame.
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    Juicy__Lucy Female 13-17
    191 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 10:36 am
    i thought the trailer was so funny but this was amazing!

    "no raping, humans only...."

    lol =]

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    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 5:55 pm
    damn i want to see this really bad now
  41. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 6:18 pm
    What a friggin` idiot. He must like to make a fool of himself. I heard the Kazakhstan government wants to meet him. It`s probably for their "Adopt a village idiot" program .
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 25, 2006 at 9:31 pm
    Lucky for me I work in a cinema, so with a little luck I will see it b4 411 0f joo5!!!11
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    serkanyersen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 27, 2006 at 2:48 am
    although the movie is funny, it`s not nice thing to insulting this kazak people. every one should think about it. i know few of kazaks they are all well educated. same thing happens to the Turks every one thinks that Turks are still wearing fez. i love this funny stuff but i`m not feeling good while i`m watching it.
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    October 27, 2006 at 7:22 am
    A lot of the people on this board are pains in my a$$holes!

    Although he does speak a lot of Hebrew, a lot of his phrases are Polish. I can`t wait to see this film. I know it is offensive, and I understand that some people are offended by it. To those people, a simple solution - DONT WATCH IT!!!!

  45. Profile photo of Burzum
    Burzum Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 30, 2006 at 7:12 am
    I love that swimsuit - That`s just so sic xD
  46. Profile photo of Danceaholic
    Danceaholic Male 18-29
    146 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 10:51 am
    NAUGHTY NAUGHTY XD
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    November 3, 2006 at 4:47 pm
    funniest part...that`s not Kazakh. that`s hebrew.
  48. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    November 4, 2006 at 2:28 am
    hebrew sounds alot like Kazakh! or in other words, languages that come from peoples that are "over there" he have a very bad wife. she is boring.
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    Bob_Master6 Male 13-17
    87 posts
    November 9, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    Lol I luv Ali G wanna watch this :p
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    yaoninja Male 13-17
    90 posts
    December 3, 2006 at 4:40 pm
    great film i was laffing my ass off the whole time with my friends

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