Beer-Bot

Submitted by: cashbagg 10 years ago Funny

Finally, a way to save yourself the effort of pouring your own beer.
There are 72 comments:
Female 47
so now you can wait 3 minutes to pour a beer.
when you could have opened and drank more in that same ammount of time...

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Female 297
i`d be going, give me the friggin beer already! and half the beer was head anyway. plus the fact that he had to get the glass out of the robot, press one button, wait, press other button, and clean up afterwards. and does it do stubbies?
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Male 110
If I wanted that much head I would call my girlfriend. I don`t want some from a damned robot.
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Female 370
That is abuse... spilling it and all that froth
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Male 46
sure is a bit slow but it mite be hande whill your haveing sex you mity have a beer rity after you git dun lol }-)
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Male 7
And that is supposed to be the cutting edge technology, much faster beerbots have been around for years. I married mine few years back and she is a lot faster than that piece of garbage...
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Male 4,246
Meh, it was cute but that`s all it`s got going for it. Technological marvel? I think not.
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Male 561
problems
1. i want my beer now
2. what the hell is it sayin
3. it spilled my beer
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Male 498
mmmmmm
nothing btter than a LOVELY pint after a had days work :P
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Male 724
Pour me some beer bot!

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"Some god damn beer would be nice..."

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"About god damn time!"

or


Open fridge, Grab Can, Open can ... drink.

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Male 1,383
god, FINALLY!!
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Male 222
Its saying...
"I`m a stupid gay robot who takes more than three minutes to pour some beer. Please buy me as a novelty, use me once and then keep me in the back of your cupboard for ever and ever, or at least until you sell me on eBay"

I`m not too good at Japanese so there might be some mistakes in that translation...

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Male 1,039
It sucks cause it couldn`t poor my favorite beer.

Woodchuck only comes in bottles...oh well.

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Male 49
Utterly useless, but cool nonetheless...
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Female 1,972
Doesn`t it look a bit like Homer Simpson?
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Female 153
A good idea, but it takes way too long (three and a half minutes for a beer? You could chug it much less!), and it spilled some.
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Male 274
leave it to the stupid chinks to waste our time!
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Male 105
those japanese are smart... but the beer overflowed a bit...
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Male 2,703
i expected it to, after removing the glass of beer, turn the hand with the empty can in it and crush it with the other hand. but rather, not only do you have to clean up beer that it spilt, you also have to crush the can that it left.

i would buy one though, just for kicks.

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Male 1,496
Tooo slooow.
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Male 3
that`s a long dratin time just to pour one damn glass of beer!
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Female 412
I`d hate to be fkin thirsty, head was too big on it too, waste of time
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Female 3,574
kinda cute but... why?
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Male 41
beer beer beer i want my beer now
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Female 1,944
u could have drank 2 beers b4 its done pourin! jezzus!
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Male 438
Agree useless it`s too slow and the noises it makes are extremely annoying. Also it spilled.
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Male 93
beer :-D
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Female 62
i am writing this from the afterlife because i killed myself before it was over.
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Male 79
took 10x longer than pouring by hand and still spilled. F
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Female 199
Spilt alcohol, waaaay too much froth, took forever...waste of time. Cute though.
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Male 1,225
"I`m sure the people with no fingers are happy to have this invented."

Yeah, cause they can defninately put the mug into the hand of that robot...

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Male 1,866
wine bot>>>>>>>>>>beer bot
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Male 888
Its so cuute! Text expressions are the best ^o^
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Female 87
"I could have opened a beer with my penis in less time than it took that robot..."

same here, and im a girl

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Male 448
That made me more bored :P. I couldve poured it, drinken it, poured another one, and drinken that one in the time it took the robot to pour one.
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Female 23
I`m sure the people with no fingers are happy to have this invented. Cute and somewhat convient. . .waaay too much time being wasted.
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Female 999
it looked like it was pooping
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Male 81
too much head
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Female 54
lemon walrus has the right idea!
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Male 664
Rubbish.
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Female 550
Wow - I could`ve drank TWO beers in that time! Plus, there was a HUGE head on that beer! I do NOT like head on my beer :-( This would be pointless to me
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Male 135
that was stupid, it took nearly 4 mins to pour a beer, and it did a pooty job of it. Dude that thing sucks at pouring beer, i could pour beer better than that when i was 7. That was way more complicated than pouring it yourself. Japenese are stupid
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Male 724
OMG it was all like >< and like n.n and liek O_O
XDDDD
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Female 471
I totally agree with bigking444.
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Female 268
... that think sucks at pouring beer.

TOO MUCH FROTH.

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Male 141
Japanese got it all, even the stuff you don`t need...
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Female 180
Do you have to use that one glass?! Ewww, unhygienic.
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Male 197
i think its awesome, the fact that it doesnt work after all that only adds to the amusement
what does it keep saying?
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Male 167
long and stupid
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Male 139
It spilt some of it... that`s alcohol abuse!! Stupid robot.
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Female 679
that takes forever. Do it yourself. Anyway it should stop talking and pour out da beer!
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Male 2,586
wow, pours a beer AND gives u something to kick the poo out of when you`re drunk! - smart!
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Male 300
Robots are supposed to be faster and more accurate than humans. But this took ages and even spilt some of the beer. Waste of time really, although it is a cool novelty thing to show to friends.
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Female 60
It takes way too long. Is there a way to shut that thing up?
It should have been trained not to spill.If you are too lazy to pour your own beer, why would you get up and clean up the mess?
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Male 54
Gives you time to completely sober up while waiting for your next beer.
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Female 1,468
Too slow and messy.
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Male 967
Impertinent foam-dripping idiot robot, you sohuld have your battery explode for desecrating such treachery! *takes sword and slices*
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Male 242
I dont like beer either. Smirnoff Ice is da Shiz...that and Sour Puss...drating tasty stuff that is.
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Male 110
I could have opened a beer with my penis in less time than it took that robot...
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Male 128
Well, I got bored of that! I could pour faster myself... and with less annoying high pitched gibbering from the pourer.
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Male 2
so slooooooooooooooow
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Male 162
Borrrriiiinnnngggg !:-?
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Male 68
WHY?!!!!!!
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Male 128
that thing is a worthless pile of garbage if you ask me. i could have drank 3 or 4 beers by the time it was done with its crappy pour...too much foam and it spilled? whats the point?
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Male 26
Show me a robot that can spin a leek AND sing simultaneously, then i`ll be impressed.
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Male 1,406
Once again, I hoped it was futurama. Bender pressed a button and a hand with a beer in it came out of the TV to pour him beer. Unfortunately it was a little low, and didn`t reach his mouth. "What is this, the middle ages?" And then bender very slowly and painfully moved his body down a few inches so his mouth could reach the beer. Good stuff, good stuff.
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Female 999
see here in america we have whats called a "beer bong" put like 5 beers in and then its all siphoned right down your throat. this takes like 5 minutes, and a huge mess.
Personally, i dont like beer. Hooray for Mikes hard Lemonaide!!
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Male 5
So, 3.5 minutes of some of the most annoying sounds imaginable, for it to pour a beer that is about 1/2 foam, and spill some, when you could do it yourself in less time without spilling any. Where do I buy one?
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Male 46
Good luck using that thing when you are drunk^^^
Besides, why use that thing, which takes 3 1/2 min. to use, when it only takes half a sec. to open with your fingers? LAME!
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Male 181
On the plus side it pours faster than me when im drunk.
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Female 532
Pointless? Yes.
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Male 5
Link: Beer-Bot [Rate Link] - Finally, a way to save yourself the effort of pouring your own beer.
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