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Date: 10/02/06 12:30 PM

72 Responses to Beer-Bot

  1. Profile photo of cashbagg
    cashbagg Male 30-39
    5 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 11:58 am
    Link: Beer-Bot - Finally, a way to save yourself the effort of pouring your own beer.
  2. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:35 pm
    Pointless? Yes.
  3. Profile photo of PimpMan420
    PimpMan420 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    On the plus side it pours faster than me when im drunk.
  4. Profile photo of xMyHOBOx
    xMyHOBOx Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm
    Good luck using that thing when you are drunk^^^
    Besides, why use that thing, which takes 3 1/2 min. to use, when it only takes half a sec. to open with your fingers? LAME!
  5. Profile photo of Lemonwalrus
    Lemonwalrus Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:49 pm
    So, 3.5 minutes of some of the most annoying sounds imaginable, for it to pour a beer that is about 1/2 foam, and spill some, when you could do it yourself in less time without spilling any. Where do I buy one?
  6. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    see here in america we have whats called a "beer bong" put like 5 beers in and then its all siphoned right down your throat. this takes like 5 minutes, and a huge mess.
    Personally, i dont like beer. Hooray for Mikes hard Lemonaide!!
  7. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 12:53 pm
    Once again, I hoped it was futurama. Bender pressed a button and a hand with a beer in it came out of the TV to pour him beer. Unfortunately it was a little low, and didn`t reach his mouth. "What is this, the middle ages?" And then bender very slowly and painfully moved his body down a few inches so his mouth could reach the beer. Good stuff, good stuff.
  8. Profile photo of plebmonk
    plebmonk Male 13-17
    26 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:06 pm
    Show me a robot that can spin a leek AND sing simultaneously, then i`ll be impressed.
  9. Profile photo of bigking444
    bigking444 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    that thing is a worthless pile of garbage if you ask me. i could have drank 3 or 4 beers by the time it was done with its crappy pour...too much foam and it spilled? whats the point?
  10. Profile photo of flashgordon3
    flashgordon3 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:15 pm
    WHY?!!!!!!
  11. Profile photo of mapleleaf
    mapleleaf Male 13-17
    162 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:16 pm
    Borrrriiiinnnngggg !:-?
  12. Profile photo of feeltheburn
    feeltheburn Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:17 pm
    so slooooooooooooooow
  13. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:19 pm
    Well, I got bored of that! I could pour faster myself... and with less annoying high pitched gibbering from the pourer.
  14. Profile photo of timak
    timak Male 18-29
    110 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 1:54 pm
    I could have opened a beer with my penis in less time than it took that robot...
  15. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:28 pm
    I dont like beer either. Smirnoff Ice is da Shiz...that and Sour Puss...drating tasty stuff that is.
  16. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:35 pm
    Impertinent foam-dripping idiot robot, you sohuld have your battery explode for desecrating such treachery! *takes sword and slices*
  17. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:37 pm
    Too slow and messy.
  18. Profile photo of ScubaGuy
    ScubaGuy Male 30-39
    54 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    Gives you time to completely sober up while waiting for your next beer.
  19. Profile photo of milkybunny
    milkybunny Female 13-17
    60 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:51 pm
    It takes way too long. Is there a way to shut that thing up?
    It should have been trained not to spill.If you are too lazy to pour your own beer, why would you get up and clean up the mess?
  20. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 2:55 pm
    Robots are supposed to be faster and more accurate than humans. But this took ages and even spilt some of the beer. Waste of time really, although it is a cool novelty thing to show to friends.
  21. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 3:03 pm
    wow, pours a beer AND gives u something to kick the poo out of when you`re drunk! - smart!
  22. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 3:11 pm
    that takes forever. Do it yourself. Anyway it should stop talking and pour out da beer!
  23. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    It spilt some of it... that`s alcohol abuse!! Stupid robot.
  24. Profile photo of meganopoullu
    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    long and stupid
  25. Profile photo of Joesus
    Joesus Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    i think its awesome, the fact that it doesnt work after all that only adds to the amusement
    what does it keep saying?
  26. Profile photo of PrincessX
    PrincessX Female 13-17
    180 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    Do you have to use that one glass?! Ewww, unhygienic.
  27. Profile photo of Malchior999
    Malchior999 Male 13-17
    141 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
    Japanese got it all, even the stuff you don`t need...
  28. Profile photo of Tidbit
    Tidbit Female 70 & Over
    268 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:12 pm
    ... that think sucks at pouring beer.

    TOO MUCH FROTH.

  29. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
    472 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:15 pm
    I totally agree with bigking444.
  30. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:17 pm
    OMG it was all like >< and like n.n and liek O_O
    XDDDD
  31. Profile photo of biffyclyro89
    biffyclyro89 Male 13-17
    135 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
    that was stupid, it took nearly 4 mins to pour a beer, and it did a pooty job of it. Dude that thing sucks at pouring beer, i could pour beer better than that when i was 7. That was way more complicated than pouring it yourself. Japenese are stupid
  32. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:36 pm
    Wow - I could`ve drank TWO beers in that time! Plus, there was a HUGE head on that beer! I do NOT like head on my beer :-( This would be pointless to me
  33. Profile photo of Mo0k
    Mo0k Male 18-29
    664 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:38 pm
    Rubbish.
  34. Profile photo of pickleklk
    pickleklk Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 4:43 pm
    lemon walrus has the right idea!
  35. Profile photo of Da_bond_007
    Da_bond_007 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 5:23 pm
    too much head
  36. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 5:29 pm
    it looked like it was pooping
  37. Profile photo of XIVashIX
    XIVashIX Female 18-29
    23 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 5:30 pm
    I`m sure the people with no fingers are happy to have this invented. Cute and somewhat convient. . .waaay too much time being wasted.
  38. Profile photo of M3ntal1313
    M3ntal1313 Male 18-29
    448 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 5:46 pm
    That made me more bored :P. I couldve poured it, drinken it, poured another one, and drinken that one in the time it took the robot to pour one.
  39. Profile photo of ale_alue
    ale_alue Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:03 pm
    "I could have opened a beer with my penis in less time than it took that robot..."

    same here, and im a girl

  40. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:07 pm
    Its so cuute! Text expressions are the best ^o^
  41. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:22 pm
    wine bot>>>>>>>>>>beer bot
  42. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 6:43 pm
    "I`m sure the people with no fingers are happy to have this invented."

    Yeah, cause they can defninately put the mug into the hand of that robot...

  43. Profile photo of Jessica1608
    Jessica1608 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:08 pm
    Spilt alcohol, waaaay too much froth, took forever...waste of time. Cute though.
  44. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:15 pm
    took 10x longer than pouring by hand and still spilled. F
  45. Profile photo of kitten23
    kitten23 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:44 pm
    i am writing this from the afterlife because i killed myself before it was over.
  46. Profile photo of Pitbull3291
    Pitbull3291 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:46 pm
    beer :-D
  47. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:49 pm
    Agree useless it`s too slow and the noises it makes are extremely annoying. Also it spilled.
  48. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 7:56 pm
    u could have drank 2 beers b4 its done pourin! jezzus!
  49. Profile photo of clc2275
    clc2275 Male 40-49
    41 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 8:06 pm
    beer beer beer i want my beer now
  50. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 8:08 pm
    kinda cute but... why?
  51. Profile photo of stephie1954
    stephie1954 Female 18-29
    412 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 8:14 pm
    I`d hate to be fkin thirsty, head was too big on it too, waste of time
  52. Profile photo of iloveora
    iloveora Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 8:23 pm
    that`s a long dratin time just to pour one damn glass of beer!
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 9:02 pm
    Tooo slooow.
  54. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 9:22 pm
    i expected it to, after removing the glass of beer, turn the hand with the empty can in it and crush it with the other hand. but rather, not only do you have to clean up beer that it spilt, you also have to crush the can that it left.

    i would buy one though, just for kicks.

  55. Profile photo of ostracod
    ostracod Male 13-17
    105 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 9:29 pm
    those japanese are smart... but the beer overflowed a bit...
  56. Profile photo of 23scadu
    23scadu Male 18-29
    274 posts
    October 2, 2006 at 10:25 pm
    leave it to the stupid chinks to waste our time!
  57. Profile photo of miriamc
    miriamc Female 18-29
    153 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 3:15 am
    A good idea, but it takes way too long (three and a half minutes for a beer? You could chug it much less!), and it spilled some.
  58. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 3:46 am
    Doesn`t it look a bit like Homer Simpson?
  59. Profile photo of BabyGraeme
    BabyGraeme Male 13-17
    49 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 10:23 am
    Utterly useless, but cool nonetheless...
  60. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 11:03 am
    It sucks cause it couldn`t poor my favorite beer.

    Woodchuck only comes in bottles...oh well.

  61. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
    222 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 11:44 am
    Its saying...
    "I`m a stupid gay robot who takes more than three minutes to pour some beer. Please buy me as a novelty, use me once and then keep me in the back of your cupboard for ever and ever, or at least until you sell me on eBay"

    I`m not too good at Japanese so there might be some mistakes in that translation...

  62. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 1:56 pm
    god, FINALLY!!
  63. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 2:26 pm
    Pour me some beer bot!

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    "Some god damn beer would be nice..."

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    "About god damn time!"

    or


    Open fridge, Grab Can, Open can ... drink.

  64. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 3:10 pm
    mmmmmm
    nothing btter than a LOVELY pint after a had days work :P
  65. Profile photo of STARTSOMETIN
    STARTSOMETIN Male 18-29
    561 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 8:42 pm
    problems
    1. i want my beer now
    2. what the hell is it sayin
    3. it spilled my beer
  66. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 12:27 am
    Meh, it was cute but that`s all it`s got going for it. Technological marvel? I think not.
  67. Profile photo of Giant
    Giant Male 18-29
    7 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 12:49 am
    And that is supposed to be the cutting edge technology, much faster beerbots have been around for years. I married mine few years back and she is a lot faster than that piece of garbage...
  68. Profile photo of 1orochimaru
    1orochimaru Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 4, 2006 at 4:13 am
    sure is a bit slow but it mite be hande whill your haveing sex you mity have a beer rity after you git dun lol }-)
  69. Profile photo of PrKitty
    PrKitty Female 18-29
    370 posts
    October 8, 2006 at 4:09 pm
    That is abuse... spilling it and all that froth
  70. Profile photo of timak
    timak Male 18-29
    110 posts
    October 9, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    If I wanted that much head I would call my girlfriend. I don`t want some from a damned robot.
  71. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    October 10, 2006 at 12:32 am
    i`d be going, give me the friggin beer already! and half the beer was head anyway. plus the fact that he had to get the glass out of the robot, press one button, wait, press other button, and clean up afterwards. and does it do stubbies?
  72. Profile photo of sarajayne33
    sarajayne33 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    so now you can wait 3 minutes to pour a beer.
    when you could have opened and drank more in that same ammount of time...

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