A Heroin Addict`s Christmas

Submitted by: flipz4 10 years ago Funny

What is the perfect gift for a heroin addict?
There are 83 comments:
Male 943
"we got you a book of heroin anecdotes"

I can only imagine what would be in that book

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Male 23
the grandma was the best part
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Female 2,552
Lol, great family.
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Male 361
the grandma was funny
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Male 904
"4... 19... 12.. Thats Numberwang!" I didn`t watch the links, but is the Clarinet of Truth on there? I`ve only recently been enlightened to Mitchell and Webb but I love it. The new Lucas/Walliams? I think maybe.
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Male 738
I love English programming, it`s so much better then ours, except for The Simpsons and perhaps House...

Too bad all I get is BBC America, no 2`s or 3`s or whatever there is. UK`s The Office is so much better.

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Male 2,372
[quote]On 10/4/2006 1:14:48 PM Cynnick wrote: Feeling sour the joke wasn`t American?[/quote]
Where the hell did that come from? SPrinkZ was trying to be all `multicultural` and you try and turn it into an American dig.

His point was that he objects to labels when it comes to things like humour and intellect, and that those qualities would be better viewed on their own merits instead of "European" humour or "African" intellect or whatever.

He certainly wasn`t trying to comment on world education levels, human rights, systems of government, etc., and certainly gave no indication that he was "feeling sour" that a good joke was not created by American writers.

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Male 1,478
[quote]On 10/2/2006 2:06:42 PM flipz4 wrote: What is the perfect gift for a heroin addict?[/quote]

Heroin?

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Female 408
^^ Um, yeah. We have free education and free rights. Africa doesn`t. And if you are interested, I donate to lots of charities to raise education levels in Africa. But don`t pretend there is no difference.
Feeling sour the joke wasn`t American?
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Male 2,290
Why does it seem that eventually someone comes along and always says how [insert culture/country] here is so great.

Why? Who cares. We`re humans before anything, stop identifying yourselves as Europeans. Like there is any difference between the intellect of Europeans and those in Africa, or the Inuit.

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Male 266
princess x....Little Britain is one of the best shows i`ve ever seen. Had to download them, cuz its only on over here very rarely. I can`t wait to see the next season.
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Male 191
this family owns I need them
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Male 334
the grandmother is the best.
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Female 145
I didn`t think it was all that funny. I didn`t even laugh. And the numberwang thing got on my nerves.
"That`s numberwang!"
"That`s numberwang!"
"That`s numberwang!"
*head explodes*
O_o;;
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Male 701
That was pretty funny...the grandma reminds me of mine...not that i do heroine...just...you know what i mean...but shes dead anyways
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Male 598
i posted them 1nce!!! WTF???
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Male 598
JKING for all those retards who think im not
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Male 598
AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
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Male 598
JKING for all those retards who think im not
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Male 598
AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
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Male 598
JKING for all those retards who think im not
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Male 598
AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
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Male 141
you gotta say that is funny, but not really that funny.
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Male 4,393
the grma sounds like SHES on crank :P
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Male 128
British people scare me
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Female 1,697
that grandma rox!
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Female 135
umm that is so my friends family its really weird but ya the vid was hilarious!
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Male 98
I get it.... Gradma`s always get the slightly wrong thing at the store, and the mom says, Ill return it for *what you really want*
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Female 1,120
i didn`t really like that too much
it wasn`t even relaly funny anyway.
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Male 587
LOL
damn lucky man..
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Female 142
tteheee!
I love it!
I think it`d be better if he was on the effects of heroin at the time
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Male 8
Haha, that`s great. I love the grandma. XD
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Male 1,014
Well, if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present...
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Female 29
Ryan14, thank you so much for recommending those links. I was laughing so hard watching the Angel Summoner and BMX guy, I was almost in tears. That just made my day. :)
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Female 411
haha nice. "and here`s some heroin for while you`re reading it" . something like that. :D
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Male 1,231
He was meant to look normal-that was part of the irony; part of the reason why it was funny was because everyone in the sketch was so accepting of the fact he was a heroin addict. I like number wang-it doesnt make sence but its still really funny.
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Female 648
ummm... wow... lol
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Male 518
I love that show asspecially Numberwang

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Male 724
The guy looked too normal to be a Heroin Addict.
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Male 1,092
^^ In other programs*
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Male 1,092
LOL but the guy who first gave him the heroin swears too much
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Female 3,574
lol I like the angel and BMX thing tho XD
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Female 3,574
nah that number wang thing isn`t as funnt :\
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Male 4,431
Pretty cute. I would`a been all like Gramma was, though, clueless. :-)
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Male 161
I wish my family was that supportive
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Male 195
he he
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Female 11
Man this got on here fast but that is so funny i love that show
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Male 2,057
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Female 999
ha
ha
...heroine
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Female 449
oooh i saw this on tv last week, the granny was funny
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Male 236
david mitchell is so f`in funny!!
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Male 848
If you have the power to watch this program, do.

It is great, finally a decent comedy program, coupled with the arrival of another series of mock the week and QI

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Female 1,463
lol i love english comedy its the best!
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Male 2,057
BTW these ones are some of the best sketches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTAAvJIG...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JIcepUNF...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLN-YAkjP...

WATCH ALL OF THEM IN ORDER! (otherwise makes no sense)

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Male 2,057
it`s called The Mitchell And Webb look. The other sketches are really good too
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Male 1
The present that keeps on giving...until you overdose. Then you could have had a refund....if you had the receipt.
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Female 39
LOL!
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Male 1,237
i love this show.
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Female 210
lmfao, great skit. He`s tryin` to be all polite and is so annoyed that he didn`t get the right gift. lol, i love the irony of it all.
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Male 1,039
We can get bbc, bbc2, a few others also I believe. I`m switching to a dish this weekend, from a cable connection, and I`ll have those channels. I`ll have to tune in..heheh
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Male 222
If you liked that you will probably like these (from the same program)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCL_b9cO...
And...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW7wwP9mD...
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Male 222
LOL I saw this when it was on TV. The Mitchell and Webb look is one of the best programmes atm. Do you Americans get any English channels over there?
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Male 1,406
I dunno, wouldn`t it be a bit better gift to give him rehab? "Here`s a discount, 50% off on your next rehab!"
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Female 206
umm if he was a heroin addict he would look a lot worse than that. a lot worse. trust me on this one.
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Male 1,225
I thought this was funny, but not as funny as bubba_gum`s comment... go eat some shrimp.
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Female 471
I agree, that was really funny.
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Male 186
so normalized-- great skit
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Female 27
HAHAHAHA funny as F**K
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Female 220
that was too funny.

Especially the grandma.

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Female 97
hahaha what? Someone thought this was from Saturday Night Live?

It`s not too far off from something they may have done in the mid- to late-nineties maybe, but I doubt they would have taken up English accents for the sketch.

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Female 180
The Mitchell and Webb look is the best show on at the moment, BBC2 has really stepped up comedy wise. (I like to watch Mock The Week after that.)

Compared to other british humour this is pretty `clean`. Little Britain became a little too extreme and UK television really needs programmes without nudity or sexual innuendos.

4!!

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Male 9
F`in hilarious!
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Male 44
I think its from a new show called the mitchell and webb look, on bbc2. not seen it yet, but looks pretty funny! i liked peep show too! fyi.
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Female 1,972
What show is that from, and what channel- maybe I can catch it on the satellite?
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Female 1,972
I love UK programming, it`s so dark and funny. God Bless Ingerrrrland and its bloody brilliant tv!!!
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Female 811
What a shame I don`t know any heroin addicts.
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Male 278
crazy*
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Male 278
this may have been from snl they do crazt stuff lke this.
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Male 2,958
haha
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Male 266
lol i like the grandmother
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Male 923
In this day and age why would I not doubt that this sort of thing happens^^;
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Male 1,407
Pretty funny. What show is that from?
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Male 266
Link: A Heroin Addict`s Christmas [Rate Link] - What is the perfect gift for a heroin addict?
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