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Date: 10/03/06 02:38 AM

83 Responses to A Heroin Addict`s Christmas

  1. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
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    October 2, 2006 at 2:06 pm
    Link: A Heroin Addict`s Christmas - What is the perfect gift for a heroin addict?
  2. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:54 am
    Pretty funny. What show is that from?
  3. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:56 am
    In this day and age why would I not doubt that this sort of thing happens^^;
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    tharith Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:57 am
    lol i like the grandmother
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:02 am
    haha
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:43 am
    this may have been from snl they do crazt stuff lke this.
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    bubba_gum Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:44 am
    crazy*
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    wauwa1983x Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:53 am
    What a shame I don`t know any heroin addicts.
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:58 am
    I love UK programming, it`s so dark and funny. God Bless Ingerrrrland and its bloody brilliant tv!!!
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    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:59 am
    What show is that from, and what channel- maybe I can catch it on the satellite?
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    ImaginaryN Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 4:40 am
    I think its from a new show called the mitchell and webb look, on bbc2. not seen it yet, but looks pretty funny! i liked peep show too! fyi.
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    newtonic83 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 4:47 am
    F`in hilarious!
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    PrincessX Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 5:12 am
    The Mitchell and Webb look is the best show on at the moment, BBC2 has really stepped up comedy wise. (I like to watch Mock The Week after that.)

    Compared to other british humour this is pretty `clean`. Little Britain became a little too extreme and UK television really needs programmes without nudity or sexual innuendos.

    4!!

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    msmojo Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 6:47 am
    hahaha what? Someone thought this was from Saturday Night Live?

    It`s not too far off from something they may have done in the mid- to late-nineties maybe, but I doubt they would have taken up English accents for the sketch.

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    phco3 Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:27 am
    that was too funny.

    Especially the grandma.

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    SheDevil_666 Female 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:27 am
    HAHAHAHA funny as F**K
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    mischief83 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:47 am
    so normalized-- great skit
  18. Profile photo of 0AmY0
    0AmY0 Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:56 am
    I agree, that was really funny.
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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 8:17 am
    I thought this was funny, but not as funny as bubba_gum`s comment... go eat some shrimp.
  20. Profile photo of griffith12
    griffith12 Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 8:21 am
    umm if he was a heroin addict he would look a lot worse than that. a lot worse. trust me on this one.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 8:49 am
    I dunno, wouldn`t it be a bit better gift to give him rehab? "Here`s a discount, 50% off on your next rehab!"
  22. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:28 am
    LOL I saw this when it was on TV. The Mitchell and Webb look is one of the best programmes atm. Do you Americans get any English channels over there?
  23. Profile photo of james838
    james838 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:51 am
    If you liked that you will probably like these (from the same program)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCL_b9cO...
    And...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW7wwP9mD...
  24. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:57 am
    We can get bbc, bbc2, a few others also I believe. I`m switching to a dish this weekend, from a cable connection, and I`ll have those channels. I`ll have to tune in..heheh
  25. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:00 am
    lmfao, great skit. He`s tryin` to be all polite and is so annoyed that he didn`t get the right gift. lol, i love the irony of it all.
  26. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:05 am
    i love this show.
  27. Profile photo of Scaredycat
    Scaredycat Female 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:06 am
    LOL!
  28. Profile photo of Blinkings
    Blinkings Male 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:26 am
    The present that keeps on giving...until you overdose. Then you could have had a refund....if you had the receipt.
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    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:43 am
    it`s called The Mitchell And Webb look. The other sketches are really good too
  30. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:45 am
    BTW these ones are some of the best sketches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTAAvJIG...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JIcepUNF...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLN-YAkjP...

    WATCH ALL OF THEM IN ORDER! (otherwise makes no sense)

  31. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:56 am
    lol i love english comedy its the best!
  32. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:57 am
    If you have the power to watch this program, do.

    It is great, finally a decent comedy program, coupled with the arrival of another series of mock the week and QI

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    takerrules Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 10:59 am
    david mitchell is so f`in funny!!
  34. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 11:11 am
    oooh i saw this on tv last week, the granny was funny
  35. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 11:13 am
    ha
    ha
    ...heroine
  36. Profile photo of ryan14
    ryan14 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 11:16 am
    THIS ONE IS CLASS:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uhXh4F_q50c

  37. Profile photo of piperpaige
    piperpaige Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 11:35 am
    Man this got on here fast but that is so funny i love that show
  38. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 12:15 pm
    he he
  39. Profile photo of gremos
    gremos Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    I wish my family was that supportive
  40. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    October 3, 2006 at 1:11 pm
    Pretty cute. I would`a been all like Gramma was, though, clueless. :-)
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    pui Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    nah that number wang thing isn`t as funnt :\
  42. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 1:20 pm
    lol I like the angel and BMX thing tho XD
  43. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    LOL but the guy who first gave him the heroin swears too much
  44. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:00 pm
    ^^ In other programs*
  45. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    The guy looked too normal to be a Heroin Addict.
  46. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:21 pm
    I love that show asspecially Numberwang

  47. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:32 pm
    ummm... wow... lol
  48. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:38 pm
    He was meant to look normal-that was part of the irony; part of the reason why it was funny was because everyone in the sketch was so accepting of the fact he was a heroin addict. I like number wang-it doesnt make sence but its still really funny.
  49. Profile photo of SH0WERdance
    SH0WERdance Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 3:51 pm
    haha nice. "and here`s some heroin for while you`re reading it" . something like that. :D
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    Mystery815 Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 4:07 pm
    Ryan14, thank you so much for recommending those links. I was laughing so hard watching the Angel Summoner and BMX guy, I was almost in tears. That just made my day. :)
  51. Profile photo of bionicRod
    bionicRod Male 30-39
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    October 3, 2006 at 5:06 pm
    Well, if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present...
  52. Profile photo of Murder_Toy
    Murder_Toy Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    Haha, that`s great. I love the grandma. XD
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    KillRomance3 Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 5:10 pm
    tteheee!
    I love it!
    I think it`d be better if he was on the effects of heroin at the time
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    mt1045 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 5:56 pm
    LOL
    damn lucky man..
  55. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 6:40 pm
    i didn`t really like that too much
    it wasn`t even relaly funny anyway.
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    spack12 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 6:52 pm
    I get it.... Gradma`s always get the slightly wrong thing at the store, and the mom says, Ill return it for *what you really want*
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    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:05 pm
    umm that is so my friends family its really weird but ya the vid was hilarious!
  58. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:06 pm
    that grandma rox!
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    DarthKarnage Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    British people scare me
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 7:53 pm
    the grma sounds like SHES on crank :P
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    Malchior999 Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:12 pm
    you gotta say that is funny, but not really that funny.
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    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
  63. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:47 pm
    JKING for all those retards who think im not
  64. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
  65. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    JKING for all those retards who think im not
  66. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    AWE, HIS FAMILY IS SO NICE!!!! I wish my parents would do that.....
  67. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    October 3, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    JKING for all those retards who think im not
  68. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    October 3, 2006 at 9:55 pm
    i posted them 1nce!!! WTF???
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
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    October 3, 2006 at 11:45 pm
    That was pretty funny...the grandma reminds me of mine...not that i do heroine...just...you know what i mean...but shes dead anyways
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    DaphneTrojan Female 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 12:31 am
    I didn`t think it was all that funny. I didn`t even laugh. And the numberwang thing got on my nerves.
    "That`s numberwang!"
    "That`s numberwang!"
    "That`s numberwang!"
    *head explodes*
    O_o;;
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    plowerd Male 18-29
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    October 4, 2006 at 12:40 am
    the grandmother is the best.
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    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
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    October 4, 2006 at 1:41 am
    this family owns I need them
  73. Profile photo of flipz4
    flipz4 Male 18-29
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    October 4, 2006 at 2:01 am
    princess x....Little Britain is one of the best shows i`ve ever seen. Had to download them, cuz its only on over here very rarely. I can`t wait to see the next season.
  74. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    October 4, 2006 at 6:23 am
    Why does it seem that eventually someone comes along and always says how here is so great.

    Why? Who cares. We`re humans before anything, stop identifying yourselves as Europeans. Like there is any difference between the intellect of Europeans and those in Africa, or the Inuit.

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    Cynnick Female 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 1:14 pm
    ^^ Um, yeah. We have free education and free rights. Africa doesn`t. And if you are interested, I donate to lots of charities to raise education levels in Africa. But don`t pretend there is no difference.
    Feeling sour the joke wasn`t American?
  76. Profile photo of 7451
    7451 Male 70 & Over
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    October 4, 2006 at 1:28 pm
    On 10/2/2006 2:06:42 PM flipz4 wrote: What is the perfect gift for a heroin addict?

    Heroin?

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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    October 4, 2006 at 5:07 pm
    On 10/4/2006 1:14:48 PM Cynnick wrote: Feeling sour the joke wasn`t American?
    Where the hell did that come from? SPrinkZ was trying to be all `multicultural` and you try and turn it into an American dig.

    His point was that he objects to labels when it comes to things like humour and intellect, and that those qualities would be better viewed on their own merits instead of "European" humour or "African" intellect or whatever.

    He certainly wasn`t trying to comment on world education levels, human rights, systems of government, etc., and certainly gave no indication that he was "feeling sour" that a good joke was not created by American writers.

  78. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 6:55 pm
    I love English programming, it`s so much better then ours, except for The Simpsons and perhaps House...

    Too bad all I get is BBC America, no 2`s or 3`s or whatever there is. UK`s The Office is so much better.

  79. Profile photo of Manicstoive
    Manicstoive Male 18-29
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    October 4, 2006 at 7:27 pm
    "4... 19... 12.. Thats Numberwang!" I didn`t watch the links, but is the Clarinet of Truth on there? I`ve only recently been enlightened to Mitchell and Webb but I love it. The new Lucas/Walliams? I think maybe.
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    trashcan678 Male 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 8:02 pm
    the grandma was funny
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    October 4, 2006 at 8:52 pm
    Lol, great family.
  82. Profile photo of sinkman
    sinkman Male 13-17
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    October 9, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    the grandma was the best part
  83. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2006 at 8:59 pm
    "we got you a book of heroin anecdotes"

    I can only imagine what would be in that book

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